I started my new (well old) job today...

[silera]

Don't ask me any questions about it though because it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS...

[Sinestro]

I'll never tell.


Good luck!

[reillyluck]

not that its any of my business, but what did you wear on your first day? I love first day clothes stuff.

[furie]

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS...

is that code for "you moved in with Anthony?"

[drjoek]

Don't ask me any questions about it though because it's NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS...

Then why post this
You have us all curious.
Give us a little hint please

[Sinestro]

Do you work with children?

[Snoogans]

Stripper?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I assume if she told us about her job, she would have to Kill us or at least beat us with a Kendo Stick

I don't want to be beat with a Kendo Stick, I'm delicate

[Sinestro]

I assume if she told us about her jonb, she would have to Kill us or at least beat us with a Kendo Stick

I don't want to be beat with a Kendo Stick, I'm delicate

Hmmm.....Dominatrix?

[mikeyboy]

I understand subtext.

[reillyluck]

I assume if she told us about her jonb, she would have to Kill us or at least beat us with a Kendo Stick

I don't want to be beat with a Kendo Stick, I'm delicate

im sure you'd have no problem if it was dipped in chocolate.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

im sure you'd have no problem if it was dipped in chocolate.


I would lick my wounds it the Kendo Stick was dipped in Dark Chocolate

Ive missed ya Reilly

[silera]

I understand subtext.

You and yer lawyer speak!

Riley I was so disinterested in my first day. I too am all into the "first day" outfit, but I already worked here before so I just had on a black turtleneck, grey pinstriped pants, black pointy boots, and my grey wool trenchcoat- all old.

Any who, no more questions IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX!

[Stedman]

did you get a good parking spot?


these are the things we must know silera, set your privacy aside and just come clean.

[silera]

Next you'll want to know what color underwear I was wearing you snoop!

[cougarjake13]

if you dont want anyone to ask why post a ....

[silera]

if you dont want anyone to ask why post a ....

I said no more questions Curious Carpetbagger!

[Marc with a c]

if people want to ask me questions about silera's day i'd be glad to answer them for her.

[sailor]

if people want to ask me questions about silera's day i'd be glad to answer them for her.

did she make any new friends?

[Marc with a c]

did she make any new friends?

nope. it was good to see a couple people, but some cunty cunt stole my lunch out of the dirty fridge in the kitchen.

[smiler grogan]

if people want to ask me questions about silera's day i'd be glad to answer them for her.
did she bring a lunch or buy there?

[Marc with a c]

did she bring a lunch or buy there?

i'm not answering anymore questions. she's right this sucks.

[grlNIN]

I don't know why this made me think about that car story where you got pulled over and the sid mirror was taped on?

Or did i make that up?

[boobieman]

Next you'll want to know what color underwear I was wearing you snoop!

Ok i know this is all false....you wear underwear...I realize I don't know you enough to make that joke..so I will say..NONE OF MY BUSINESS.


SEE YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[sailor]

i'm not answering anymore questions. she's right this sucks.

especially since if she bought it there it wouldn't have been in the fridge. have some common sense, people.

[smiler grogan]

i'm not answering anymore questions. she's right this sucks.
fucking cock tease!

[epo]

Silera, how was Marc's day at work?

[IMSlacker]

nope. it was good to see a couple people, but some cunty cunt stole my lunch out of the dirty fridge in the kitchen.

What a terrible thing to happen on your first day. That really sucks, Silera.

[smiler grogan]

Silera, how was Marc's day at work?
i can answer that

same old same old

[Stedman]

I was off today. I took the day off because i didn't feel much like working last week and went on vacation.

Today was the last day of my vacation and i still haven't done shit with it so i guess it wasn't that great of an idea.

[epo]

What did Marc have for lunch?

[Stedman]

cake and a milkshake

[epo]

cake and a milkshake

Won't that go straight to your hips?

[Marc with a c]

cake and a milkshake

you're killing independent george.

[SatCam]

I don't know why this made me think about that car story where you got pulled over and the sid mirror was taped on?

Or did i make that up?

i remember reading that on foundry

[Dougie Brootal]

This Thread Is Useless Without Pics.

[drusilla]

so is this the old job where dino lives, or the old job where i live, or like a totally new old job that i forgot about?

[smiler grogan]

This Thread Is Useless .:tongue:

[Tall_James]

Is that bitch still working there? And the creepy old guy? And the stoner in the mailroom?

[Stedman]

i dont know independent george

[silera]

This is the old job that I was arrested on the way to work to.

Marc's getting fired today for stealing my lunch.

[Reephdweller]

im sure you'd have no problem if it was dipped in chocolate.


For a second there I thought you wrote "im sure you'd have no problem if i was dipped in chocolate." and for that second, it was the hottest fucking post ever!!!

[sailor]

This is the old job that I was arrested on the way to work to.

Marc's getting fired today for stealing my lunch.

that cunty cunt.

[A.J.]

Ummm..."good luck"?

[silera]

No arrests this morning!

I can't say the same for Marc.

[topless_mike]

was he arrested for stealing somebody's heart?




meh, i have nothing today.
i suck

[DiabloSammich]

Does this mean Alkey is alone with the kids?

Should we be afraid?

[silera]

Update- I started work yesterday and alread received a suspension notice in the mail last night.

IT'S A FUCKING HEX!

[topless_mike]

that was fast...

[Justice4all]

Maybe this is one job you were not supposed to be at?
Just a thought.


And what color was your underwear today?

[epo]

I just wanna know if Marc got fired for stealing your lunch.

[Gmann]

Update- I started work yesterday and alread received a suspension notice in the mail last night.

IT'S A FUCKING HEX!


Is that a record ?

[silera]

No you Speculating Sylvester, the suspension notice was for my license not my job!

[drjoek]

The underwear info, please

[silera]

White bra & panties today in honor of the undriven snow.

[drjoek]

:wub:White bra & panties today in honor of the undriven snow.

[Gmann]

White bra & panties today in honor of the undriven snow.



And here I thought it was for your purity

[Thebazile78]

No you Speculating Sylvester, the suspension notice was for my license not my job!

My (other) brother had to go through the license restoration rigamarole recently. As in, last week.

Good luck.

[silera]

It was an easy fix. It didn't get suspended I just forgot to show up for a cell phone ticket.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

It was an easy fix. It didn't get suspended I just forgot to show up for a cell phone ticket.


that happened to me, I hope they didn't add a surcharge

fuckers in NYC added an extra $50 I believe to my cell phone ticket

I refuse to wear that gay ear piece thingy

[silera]

$80 extra. I just paid it.

I fought the law and the law threw my ass in jail 6 yrs ago.

[sailor]

that happened to me, I hope they didn't add a surcharge

fuckers in NYC added an extra $50 I believe to my cell phone ticket

I refuse to wear that gay ear piece thingy

get a bluetooth speaker-hopne.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411N1YXH2KL.jpg

[topless_mike]

$80 extra. I just paid it.

I fought the law and the law threw my ass in jail 6 yrs ago.

i really hope you knocked somebody the fuck out....

[mikeyboy]

get a bluetooth speaker-hopne.



I have a Blackberry hopne.

[PhishHead]

I have a Blackberry hopne.

showoff

[silera]

I got my blackberry today! DON'T FUCKING ASK ME FOR THE NUMBER. I'll only give it to Mikeyboy cuz he's an uppity corporate snob like me AND...

I am currently in possession of a paycheck with the ability to be deposited and turned into cold hard cash (allbeit weak US cash but cash nonetheless) and don't ask me how much it's for!

[DiabloSammich]

I got my blackberry today! DON'T FUCKING ASK ME FOR THE NUMBER. I'll only give it to Mikeyboy cuz he's an uppity corporate snob like me AND...

I am currently in possession of a paycheck with the ability to be deposited and turned into cold hard cash (allbeit weak US cash but cash nonetheless) and don't ask me how much it's for!



And meanwhile Alkey is puking while dancing to Oswald.

I hope you're happy with yourself.

[silera]

He better be frying bacon up in the pan next!

[topless_mike]

He better be frying bacon up in the pan next!

great
you'll have hippo knocking at your door now.

got extra $ ? blow it on yourself.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

great
you'll have hippo knocking at your door now.

got extra $ ? blow it on yourself.


bacon is easy to score then crack

I don't need to go elsewhere to get it

but if you guys aren't doing anything with the Bacon Grease, I got a shot glass

[topless_mike]

but if you guys aren't doing anything with the Bacon Grease, I got a shot glass

absolutely vile.

[Justice4all]

I'm disappointed...we didn't get sliera's underwear of the day update.:sad:

[EffMeBoobs]

He better be frying bacon up in the pan next!

I hope he was out there shoveling the snow during the big storm last week too!

[Bulldogcakes]

No arrests this morning!

I can't say the same for Marc.

Please tell me his was the cardiac type.