The Three People You Would Like to Punch in the Face

[DiabloSammich]

No repercussions, Jumper-style, poof, you're in front of the person, who is now bug-eyed from your miraculous entrance, a quick pop to the kisser, and you're out. Nobody knows. It doesn't change world events. It's just the feeling that you punched them good.



Hillary Clinton - And I'm not a real political person, she's just so.....punchable.


Justin Timberlake - Something tells me he would go down quick. If you know what I mean.


The fucker who cut me off this morning - You know who you are.

[topless_mike]

hillary 'cause she's a cunt
stedman because he's laying pipe to oprah, but hasnt solidfied himself to all that cash yet.
and Gvac- just so i could kiss it and make it better :wub:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

pick any random 3 people from Staten Island age 18 23 and with spiky hair

[EliSnow]

No repercussions, Jumper-style, poof, you're in front of the person, who is now bug-eyed from your miraculous entrance, a quick pop to the kisser, and you're out. Nobody knows. It doesn't change world events. It's just the feeling that you punched them good.



Hillary Clinton - And I'm not a real political person, she's just so.....punchable.


Justin Timberlake - Something tells me he would go down quick. If you know what I mean.


The fucker who cut me off this morning - You know who you are.

Bill O'Reilly
Billy Bush
Ann Coulter

Can I get a fourth for anyone with a number in their name? :wink:

[MobCounty]

Lindsay Lohan
Jack Osbourne
Kimbo Sli... *gets knocked out*

[underdog]

DiabloSammich
KHB
Gvac

[Tallman388]

1) Patton Oswalt - I don't really have anything against him, haven't really listened to his act. There's just something about him that makes my fist clench.

2) Christopher "Mad Dog" Russo - Enough already.

3) Annoying grunting guy at the gym - Nobody cares that you're lifting, keep it to yourself you aryan prick!

[hexy68]

Hillary Clinton...bitch
Keith Oberman...pompous douche
Al Sharpton...racist

[PhishHead]

No repercussions, Jumper-style, poof, you're in front of the person, who is now bug-eyed from your miraculous entrance, a quick pop to the kisser, and you're out. Nobody knows. It doesn't change world events. It's just the feeling that you punched them good.



Hillary Clinton - And I'm not a real political person, she's just so.....punchable.


Justin Timberlake - Something tells me he would go down quick. If you know what I mean.


The fucker who cut me off this morning - You know who you are.


I had to cut you off I was in a rush sorry.

[Knowledged_one]

Derek Jeter
Al Sharpton
Jerry Jones

[MobCounty]

http://www.mediabistro.com/news/original/swdyd_nancy_grace.jpg




http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_01/Cruise180507_468x499.jpg




http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/05/marionjones3_narrowweb__300x408,0.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

Joe Buck

John Madden

Spoon

[TheMojoPin]

Boss
Gvac
Some kind of Boss/Gvac hybrid

[RhinoinMN]

mob county has the best so far with tom cruise.


1. Michael Moore

2. The guy who reads my electric meter.

3. Adam Levine

[Knowledged_one]

Boss
Gvac
Some kind of Boss/Gvac hybrid

Oh i thought tenbats was universally excluded as everyone would punch him

[booster11373]

Dick Cheany 3 times

[Lady Resin]

Tom Cruise

George W. Bush Jr.

Osama Bin Laden

[DiabloSammich]

DiabloSammich
KHB
Gvac



You dare take on the Triangle of Terror?

Better pack a lunch.

Make sure the lunch has bacon in it somehow.

[mikeyboy]

Oh i thought tenbats was universally excluded as everyone would punch him

The quick edit makes your response make no sense.

[MobCounty]

mob county has the best so far with tom cruise.


1. Michael Moore

2. The guy who reads my electric meter.

3. Adam Levine

Dear Diary,
Someone on RonFez.net thought I had a decent post.
Hugz and Kisses,
Mobbie

[DiabloSammich]

The quick edit makes your response make no sense.



Who says the boy has no judgment?

Look, Mikey! We're not talking about food! We're growing up, right before your eyes!

Next thing you know, we'll be off to college, begging you for gas money.

[MobCounty]

Oh and..

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/334477.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193B3EA2C03450C9486FE3A5ECC7BEE1E82 284831B75F48EF45

[PhishHead]

Boss
Gvac
Some kind of Boss/Gvac hybrid

you realize we may have to fight as well then?

[DiabloSammich]

Oh and..

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/334477.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193B3EA2C03450C9486FE3A5ECC7BEE1E82 284831B75F48EF45



This makes seven people, Mob. I see someone has self-control issues.

[Knowledged_one]

The quick edit makes your response make no sense.

That damn mojo screws me at every turn

[SinA]

Dick Cheney
My old landlord in Newark Delaware, Gay Dave Reise
Steve Spurrier

[MobCounty]

This makes seven people, Mob. I see someone has self-control issues.

:innocent:

[mikeyboy]

That damn mojo screws me at every turn

I'm glad he did. That Tenbats/Gvac hybrid would be the thing of my nightmares.

[topless_mike]

I'm glad he did. That Tenbats/Gvac hybrid would be the thing of my nightmares.

that would be an easy ban
kill 2 birds with one stone.
besides- they'd be too busy arguing with each other. actually, they would entertain each other and stay out of trouble that way.

kind of like if it was a hippo/kevin hybrid.

[PhishHead]

I'm glad he did. That Tenbats/Gvac hybrid would be the thing of my nightmares.

a boss/gvac hybrid are things dreams are made of.

[mikeyboy]

that would be an easy ban
kill 2 birds with one stone.
besides- they'd be too busy arguing with each other. actually, they would entertain each other and stay out of trouble that way.

Arguing? Heck, it would be too busy punching itself in the head.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

not the face

think about my modeling career

[Knowledged_one]

I'm glad he did. That Tenbats/Gvac hybrid would be the thing of my nightmares.

and here i thought i was the bain of your existence

[mikeyboy]

and here i thought i was the bain of your existence

Ants at a picnic, my friend. Ants at a picnic.

[jonyrotn]

You wanna punch Maffia Mike?

[IMSlacker]

http://www.depauw.edu/photos/PhotoDB_Repository/2006/11/Mitch%20Albom%20Ubben%206.jpg

http://gazette.gmu.edu/images/Albom.jpg

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/09/25/albom.jpg

[Hottub]

Reverend Al Sharpton.

Mikeyboy2.

That bitch from Tullytown PA.

[topless_mike]

That bitch from Tullytown PA.

:lol:

[DolaMight]

http://gazette.gmu.edu/images/Albom.jpg

I have no idea who this is and I would punch him with or without repercussions. This man has the most eager to be punched face I've ever seen.

[EliSnow]

I have no idea who this is and I would punch him with or without repercussions. This man has the most eager to be punched face I've ever seen.

His name escapes me right now, but he's a sportwriter (in Dallas or maybe Detroit). He became huge for writing sap stories, such as Tuesdays With Morrie, and The Five People You Meet In Heaven.

[IMSlacker]

I have no idea who this is and I would punch him with or without repercussions. This man has the most eager to be punched face I've ever seen.

It's Mitch Albom. I was going for a The Three People You Punch in Heaven joke.

[DolaMight]

My three are random victims of senseless violence named ted or jim from google images.

http://www.cs.sfu.ca/people/Faculty/ted/ted-small.jpg

http://www.faisoncomputing.com/Ted.jpg

http://www.cyberboxingzone.com/images/JimDaly-FP-2.jpg

[Furtherman]

So many good ones have been posted... so I'll go with:

1.) Anyone who chit-chats on a cell phone in any mode of public transportation.
2.) People who don't know how to stand in line.
3.) Jesus

[SinA]

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2006/09/25/albom.jpg

hmmmm...
i'll add in:
http://www.freewebs.com/sportsheavenwithmarkandevan/Albert_Kenny.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

2.) People who don't know how to stand in line.



Jay Mohr's bit about this his hilarious

"Are you going to get in cue?" (English accent)

[IamPixie]

Kate Hudson
James Woods
Kate Hudson

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you

you

and definitely you

[Team_Ramrod]

George Burns

Della Reese

Ghandi

In their Primes.... I'd One Punch Johnny all three fucko's.

[RhinoinMN]

you

you

and definitely you

That was uncalled for.

[weekapaugjz]

I'm scratching John Madden off my list and now submit my chicks ex who is a god damned cop. Fucking assbag.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

That was uncalled for.

not you


you know who you are

I do want to actually punch one member in the face, he is a back talker , I dont like when people abuse me behind my back

I can take it in person

toodles

[DiabloSammich]

not you


you know who you are

I do want to actually punch one member in the face, he is a back talker , I dont like when people abuse me behind my back

I can take it in person

toodles


Shut the fuck up.

[TheMojoPin]

I'm glad he did. That Tenbats/Gvac hybrid would be the thing of my nightmares.

The problem was, even a consequence-free face-punch of Tenbats is unfunny.

[IamPixie]

not you


you know who you are

I do want to actually punch one member in the face, he is a back talker , I dont like when people abuse me behind my back

I can take it in person

toodles

I was only jokin....

[FUNKMAN]

Jay Z
P Diddy
Philip Seymour Hoffman

[MobCounty]

I want to scratch one of my 7 and add the dude that cockblocked me from losing my virginity to my childhood sweetheart.

[Friday]

my uncle john
the one whose name shall not be spoken
Stephanie from Diamond State Promotions in Delaware (former client)

wow ... that was cathartic just to type!

[DiabloSammich]

Dick Cheney
My old landlord in Newark Delaware, Gay Dave Reise
Steve Spurrier

my uncle john
the one whose name shall not be spoken
Stephanie from Diamond State Promotions in Delaware (former client)

wow ... that was cathartic just to type!



Delaware in the house and representin'! WHUT!

[RhinoinMN]

I want to scratch one of my 7 and add the dude that cockblocked me from losing my virginity to my childhood sweetheart.

since there are no repercussions, just stick something in his ass.

[walking joint]

Kenny A
Dan S
John W

none of you know them, but they are the 3 people i would like to knock out and i'd feel great. 2 of them i'd probably run over with my car if i could get away with it.

[jonyrotn]

1) Dane Cook-I don't understand the craze surrounding this unfunny bag of dicks..Not only would I like to punch him in the face. I'd like to go one step further, I'd like to kick him in the dick.... Now let's see you flip cashews around the living room douche bag...Little Jimmy or Louie C.K. should be enjoying the laughter Cook managed to steal from the unsuspecting American Audiences that got ripped off for $40 each to see his shitty shows..
2- Tele Tubbie--- It doesn't matter what color it is. POW, one right to the bread basket.... Down goes Tinkie Winkie..
3-Paris Hilton--- I NEVER hit a woman before but I would knock that rich bitch right on her ass.. Then,kick her in the cunt, Reginal Denahey her head with a rock.and if nobody is looking, rifle her pockets..I might just piss on that fuckin twat as well..

Now I feel like watching a Rocky movie.Only problem is the Block Buster on Statan Island has every single copy in the city..

[sailor]

hillary
sharpton
khb...you can't threaten ladies like that

[Kevin]

Jay Z
P Diddy
Philip Seymour Hoffman

Ohhhhhhh, you so saved yourself from being racist with Hoffman!

[jonyrotn]

hillary
sharpton
khb

Khb?? Come on Sailor spit it out..Thats the name I'm talken about. You can swallow everything else, I just want the name..

[Marc with a c]

Khb?? Come on Sailor spit it out..Thats the name I'm talken about. You can swallow everything else, I just want the name..

he means king hippos baindaid. and i wouldn't waste one of my punches on him, i'd take his brothers face and clunk them together.

[sailor]

he means king hippos baindaid. and i wouldn't waste one of my punches on him, i'd take his brothers face and clunk them together.

drat! you saw thru my code!

[jauble]

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper890/stills/41498ac034022-52-1.jpg

and

http://fantasy411.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/dusty.jpg

and

http://gallery.craftech.com/d/7201-1/Animals_Billy+Goat.JPG

Yes this is a Cubs post, no I dont believe in curses. D Baker ruined some decent arms and I do think it would be funny to watch someone slug a goat in the face.

[Bossanova]

Mojo
Fandick
The first Italian responsible for reproducing

[ZigZagBigBag]

tucker carlson
sean avery
ben mulroney....seriously, i would give all that i had to deck him one.

[Jimsy's Girl]

1. Donnie Osmond-I saw him on Good Morning America today and wanted reach through the tv.
2. Kathy Griffin-someone has to stop her...
3. people that wear skinny legged jeans, the kind where the ass doesn't fit quite right.(and not just because I can't wear them..)

[badmonkey]

That damn mojo screws me at every turn

How is that not a mod quote?

[Knowledged_one]

1) Dane Cook-I don't understand the craze surrounding this unfunny bag of dicks..Not only would I like to punch him in the face. I'd like to go one step further, I'd like to kick him in the dick.... Now let's see you flip cashews around the living room douche bag...Little Jimmy or Louie C.K. should be enjoying the laughter Cook managed to steal from the unsuspecting American Audiences that got ripped off for $40 each to see his shitty shows..
2- Tele Tubbie--- It doesn't matter what color it is. POW, one right to the bread basket.... Down goes Tinkie Winkie..
3-Paris Hilton--- I NEVER hit a woman before but I would knock that rich bitch right on her ass.. Then,kick her in the cunt, Reginal Denahey her head with a rock.and if nobody is looking, rifle her pockets..I might just piss on that fuckin twat as well..

Now I feel like watching a Rocky movie.Only problem is the Block Buster on Statan Island has every single copy in the city..

Lighten up Francis

[Knowledged_one]

How is that not a mod quote?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[epo]

1. Skip Bayless. An awful sportswriter who happens to be a smug prick.
2. Sean Hannity. A truly smug prick who is totally wrong about the world.
3. Wilder Valderrama. An untalented smug prick who besmirched the good name of Fez.

[Badinia]

1. My old boss at Adidas!
2. Shirley Phelps-Roper!
annnnnnnnd......




3. Myyyyyyyy Daddy!

[WhistlePig]

http://www.hotstovenewyork.com/jaromir.jpg

http://styletraxx.com/paris-hilton-pic.gif

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2007/0509/rpm_w_rosie_195.jpg

[tele7]

Rachel Ray
Scott Stapp
Dat Phan

[drjoek]

1 the asshole in line with the bluetooth in his ear who sounds like an escaped mental patient
2 the asshole with the bluetooth in his ear everywhere not talking to anyone I actually saw a douche bag with one in his ear during church. ITSFUCKING LENT for God sake.
3Hilary Clinton

[riverofpiss]

1. My Girlfriend
2. My Mom
3. My Grandma

In that order with the hardest punch going to the last.:wink:

[PapaBear]

http://images.forbes.com/media/lists/30/2006/profitable_1.jpg

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/dwayne-johnson-walking-tall-world-premiere-in-los-angeles-02bKJP.jpg

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/tv/horatio460.jpg

[CountryBob]

1. My Girlfriend
2. My Mom
3. My Grandma

In that order with the hardest punch going to the last.:wink:

Dont like females with authority do ya?

[Crispy123]

1. Anyone with a "letter" in their boardname but no numbers.
2. People who talk about bacon constantly.
3. Anyone who likes to go around bragging about how they are such RF show "insiders". (I could name names but you know who you are)

and I would reserve the fourth for any random lawyer that I saw.
:wink::wallbash::banning:

[jonyrotn]

Scott Stapp


I forgot about this douche.. Good one..

[marky2bucks]

Bill O'Reilly
George Bush
Shirley Phelps Roper

[realmenhatelife]

Vincent Gallo
Rivers Cuomo
Probably David eggers too

[riverofpiss]

tucker carlson
sean avery
ben mulroney....seriously, i would give all that i had to deck him one.

Gotta be from Canada, nobody else knows who Ben Mulroney is but if you want I will distract him while you drive him right in the jaw.

[riverofpiss]

Dont like females with authority do ya?

I'm a schhawk jhhawk.:ohmy:

[deepinthewoods]

Eins: Dude who raped my ex-girlfriend
Zwei: eBay
Drei: Me 10 years ago.

[mendyweiss]

1) Bob Dylan
2) Cameron Grey
3) Dick Cheney

[PopPop]

A boss who tried to fire me. Can I use all three time on one person?

[Ritalin]

1. My Girlfriend
2. My Mom
3. My Grandma

In that order with the hardest punch going to the last.:wink:

Dude, I'll punch your grandmother for you. I've been itching to punch someone.

Just tell me where to find her, and the job is done.

[riverofpiss]

It does sound like fun doesn't it?

[Caseyelan]

Oh man, don't get me started.

[DiabloSammich]

Oh man, don't get me started.



See, that's the challenge.

You can only pick three.

[Marc with a c]

paul mecurio
sam adams
st. patrick

[Bossanova]

Marc's mother
Marc's father
A C Slater

[ZigZagBigBag]

Gotta be from Canada, nobody else knows who Ben Mulroney is but if you want I will distract him while you drive him right in the jaw.

distract him and i would smack him so hard, his dad would feel it on his huge fat chin.

[mikeyboy]

Oh man, don't get me started.

You can have a couple of mine if you need it.

[outlawfrank]

1.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/218/470852638_a822e517e5.jpg

2.
http://www.countrydutchess.com/EarringCLoseUpSarah.gif

3. Myself for f-ing it up with a chick the other night

[smiler grogan]

any architect
any interior designer
my neighbor, who insists on parking in front of my house when his house has plenty of room

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Oh man, don't get me started.

well foreplay doesn't count


all kidding aside, u get lots of unwarranted abuse from other stupid boards

I bet the list is high


don't punch me in the face, i'm just annoying

i mean no harm

[deepinthewoods]

1. Father
2. Son
3. Holy Ghost

[Reephdweller]

Tim McCarver
________________ from my office
Jon Corzine



I hate Hillary, and I can't wait for her to lose to Obama....but I don't hate her enough to punch her in the face.

[jonyrotn]

1. Father
2. Son
3. Holy Ghost

I don't wanna be standing next to you in a thunder storm while your changeing your vibrator's batteries .. It's H - E - double hockey sticks for you, my pagan friend..

[jonyrotn]

1) Dane Cook-I don't understand the craze surrounding this unfunny bag of dicks..Not only would I like to punch him in the face. I'd like to go one step further, I'd like to kick him in the dick.... Now let's see you flip cashews around the living room douche bag...Little Jimmy or Louie C.K. should be enjoying the laughter Cook managed to steal from the unsuspecting American Audiences that got ripped off for $40 each to see his shitty shows..
2- Tele Tubbie--- It doesn't matter what color it is. POW, one right to the bread basket.... Down goes Tinkie Winkie..
3-Paris Hilton--- I NEVER hit a woman before but I would knock that rich bitch right on her ass.. Then,kick her in the cunt, Reginal Denahey her head with a rock.and if nobody is looking, rifle her pockets..I might just piss on that fuckin twat as well..

Now I feel like watching a Rocky movie.Only problem is the Block Buster on Statan Island has every single copy in the city..
I would like to cross off Ms Hilton.. I forgive her for being a rich cunt..I would now like my third choice to be Fred from Brooklyn..
Submitted for your careful concideration..Line 8 should read as follows: Fred from Brooklyn--- He's a gigantic bag of dicks, who thinks yelling stupid shit at other fans really loud is gonna intimidate those individuals into believing he's a bad ass.. He's a punk and would get eaten alive on the REAL streets of Brooklyn..Claiming Brooklyn like he's the fat virsion of Biggie Smalls is fucking weak..Fred is as soft as a melted Snickers bar and should be exposed as such..If fred ever came after me I would screw my Glock into his ear and undo the mistake his mother's abortion doctor made 45 years ago.. Bring it Fred,I FUCKING DARE YOU,BITCH..
Thank you in advance for allowing me to amend my third victim..

[The Majik Man]

Bret Favre
His Wife
Bret Favre

Dirty pill taking non-majikal thief

[dino_electropolis]

1. Fred from Brooklyn;

2. A Brooklynite named Fred;

3. Tim MacCarver

[samechick]

1. John Leguizamo
2. Tom Cruise
3. The entire cast of BB9 ('cept for Adam, his goofy mug entertains me)

[Kris10]

1. My Baby's Daddy
2. Joe Carter
3. a dispatcher

[PeteRose]

Faye Vincent
John Dowd
Paulie, that pussy who didnt throw out the betting slips

[Mullenax]

There was a mangy pony that ruined a camping trip. I really like all animals, but that one pissed me off. I so would love to punch that "wild" pony in its tent-wrecking-right-before-a-rainstorm face, and then punch myself for being mean to an "innocent" creature. <p> <img src="http://a687.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/123/l_7ab6e86816eebb1eb0e551176b55ed4e.jpg" height=200 width=250"><p> Hey Pony: If I see you in a world without consequences, you're dead.

[thejives]

1. John Wilkes Booth

2. Andy Rooney

3. Cloverfield

[thejives]

P.s. Nice thread sammich. Really brings out the crazies.

[Tall_James]

Hey Pony: If I see you in a world without consequences, you're dead.

I don't know why but I found that statement to be utterly, metaphysically hilarious.

[Bellyfullasnot]

Tim Russert

Mike Lupica

and anybody with an orange vest and whistle at JFK airport.

[thejives]

Hey Pony: If I see you in a world without consequences, you're dead.

I don't know why but I found that statement to be utterly, metaphysically hilarious.

You're both clearly insane.

[FANDICK]

Fred Phelps

Mancow

Anyone who works for Comcast

[DiabloSammich]

Hey Pony: If I see you in a world without consequences, you're dead.



I'm with James.

This is a great line.

[DiabloSammich]

Fred Phelps

Mancow

Anyone who works for Comcast



I seriously thought when I made this thread you would be the first person posting in it.

The anger mangement classes must be working.

[podrido jon]

Vicente Fox

Ricky Martin

Juan Valdez

[DiabloSammich]

Vicente Fox

Ricky Martin

Juan Valdez



I've always felt that one of the major hurdles in the mexican community is red on red crime.

[mikeyboy]

evedder

Pearl Necklace

Marc with a c

[Team_Ramrod]

evedder

Pearl Necklace

Marc with a c

Different people....

[Drunky McBetidont]

george w bush
dick cheney
black earl douglas

[Drunky McBetidont]

Different people....

i miss horsepants:down:

[Team_Ramrod]

i miss horsepants:down:

Yeah, horsepants was a good time...

[undressa]

assholes in my er who care about no one but them selves
jackass cab drivers who block the er bay from ambs trying to get in
and that crazy bitch who said I was mean to her unborn child just because I asked her to get off the cell phone next to a patient that was dying


I feel better now

[DiabloSammich]

I feel better now


That's what were here for.

[Sarge]

My know it all, asshole neighbor.
The douche who keyed my truck.
My wife's cat.

[FANDICK]

I seriously thought when I made this thread you would be the first person posting in it.

The anger mangement classes must be working.

:bye:

[GvacNoMore]

1) mikeyboy

2) you know who

3) mikeyboy


I want one punch for each of mikeyboy's faces.

[Hottub]

Good morning.

[Friday]

1) mikeyboy

2) you know who

3) mikeyboy


I want one punch for each of mikeyboy's faces.

i will hold #2 for you. but with Mikey, you're on your own. his face is too pretty to punch.

[~Katja~]

for some reason I don't have the desire to punch anyone in the face....

there is however that cunt at my work with huge tits who thinks she controls all ... and I would love to punch her in those saggy old boobs....

and there are two not so gentle gentlemen from my past who I never got the chance to punch in the balls...

see- the face has too many bones and I will hurt myself... boobs and balls are soft, yet a good punch will give them excruciating pain.:devil2:

[smiler grogan]

"boobs and balls are soft". truer words have never been spoken.

[~Katja~]

"boobs and balls are soft". truer words have never been spoken.

unless they are made of steel and silicone...

[Snoogans]

Quentin Richardson
Quentin Richardson
Quentin Richardson

[Kris10]

I REALLY want to punch my ex who is standing in front of me at this moment but the only thing stopping me is the fact that he is holding my daughter.

[Hottub]

I'd like to add Rouski's ex to my list.
Prick.

[RhinoinMN]

Went to the liquor store for some beer on Saturday.

3 drunk trashy bitches spilled out of their ford tempo and proceeded inside.

It was 4pm and they were shit faced.

I looked in their car when I left and I saw an obvious minor drinking in the car with a 3 to 4 year old boy in the backseat, no seatbelt, no carseat. They were drinking and driving. They were drunk, drunk, DRUNK.

I get more infuriated as I type this.

Anywhoooo


I would love to punch those 3 in the face repeatedly.




btw. I immediately found a cop and reported them

FUCKS!!!

[underdog]

I looked in their car when I left and I saw an obvious minor drinking in the car with a 3 to 4 year old boy in the backseat, no seatbelt, no carseat. They were drinking and driving. They were drunk, drunk, DRUNK.

They sound as good at parenting as these girls (http://www.fukung.net/v/6025/kids.jpg) (NSFW).

[led37zep]

1) The douche bag Landlord of my almost apt for fucking us over.
2) Rouski's ex
3) the man who stole Gvacs Hat.

[RhinoinMN]

They sound as good at parenting as these girls (http://www.fukung.net/v/6025/kids.jpg) (NSFW).

I want to donkey punch all of those girls as well.

[Kris10]

I'd like to add Rouski's ex to my list.
Prick.

AWWWWW !!!!! I just saw this! Thanks Tub!!! :wub:

[Kris10]

1) The douche bag Landlord of my almost apt for fucking us over.
2) Rouski's ex
3) the man who stole Gvacs Hat.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!! :wub: I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!

[Kris10]

1. My Baby's Daddy
2. Joe Carter
3. a dispatcher

I'd like to remove #3. I found out a lil over a week ago (from someone who slipped up and told me by accident) he was really sick with cancer and didn't want me to get too close to him. He's doing the chemo and radiation now but he said chances are he's not going to stick with it because he is in so much pain. I'm really, really upset. He's someone who I love and don't want to lose but its going to happen and there's nothing I can do about it.

[Fallon]

I'd like to remove #3. I found out a lil over a week ago (from someone who slipped up and told me by accident) he was really sick with cancer and didn't want me to get too close to him. He's doing the chemo and radiation now but he said chances are he's not going to stick with it because he is in so much pain. I'm really, really upset. He's someone who I love and don't want to lose but its going to happen and there's nothing I can do about it.

Yeah, but Joe Carter can still shit in his hat right?

[Kris10]

Yeah, but Joe Carter can still shit in his hat right?

Yes, thats correct. I don't care if Joe Carter got cancer or not. A World Series ring is a World Series ring.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

!. Irina Sth_________ , Russian bitch client from hell, I want to snuff her Ivan Drago style

2. Randy/ Sis in Law Kristine: Fucking Bastards ruined my Craps rolls was up $200 he kept calling me and totally fucked up my sick 20 minute roll

3. Any drunk chick in a club: fucking cunts are so entitled when they are drunk at a club

[Ritalin]

I have 3 words for you:

Cesspool of Negativity

How do you do?

[MichiganJim]

(1) Barack Obama for calling for Imus to be fired a year ago

(2) Bush - for the past 7 years

(3) Blowhard for his Friday Hanniday type rant

[RhinoinMN]

1. My neighbor

2. My neighbor's wife

3. My neighbor's dog

[DiabloSammich]

1. My neighbor

2. My neighbor's wife

3. My neighbor's dog


You know this isn't the fantasy foursome thread, right? Cause that sounds like one hell of a party.

[WampusCrandle]

1) my sister
2)my friend firefighting lesbian aunt who stares at me when i sleep
3)the first person who says "gestimate"