kill an species

[patsopinion]

one species
they have to go
your noah with no room left

what do you kill
are you going to kill all the mice?
how bout great white sharks

once species
kill em'

kill a species
but i cant edit title
let it go

[Ritalin]

I kill the pigeons.

[ADF]

kill an species

You've already killed grammar, so you might as well kill two birds with one stone.

[riverofpiss]

I know, I cringed when I saw that.

[patsopinion]

You've already killed grammar, so you might as well kill two birds with one stone.

read entire post
which was edited long before u posted

:wallbash:

[DoubleJ]

read entire post
which was edited long before u posted

:wallbash:

We did. The body of the post is worse than the title.

[sr71blackbird]

He was talking about your title. Its really a bad error. You should have said "Kill a species", not "an" species

[ADF]

read entire post
which was edited long before u posted

:wallbash:

I'm just pulling your chain. Even English teachers make the occasional mistake in grammar and punctuation.

[underdog]

read entire post
which was edited long before u posted

:wallbash:

I can't even figure out how someone put "kill an species". Do you pronounce species as "especies"?

This thread title is the worst.

[donnie_darko]

this question sucks, you would just need viable dna from each species and you could simply clone them all later

and fuck an arc, i'd download their genetic sequences of all life onto my ipod.

kill an species, (giggles)


omg is that al dukes fan?!??!!? its like i caught a glimpse of a celebrity

oh wait, of an celebrity.

[patsopinion]

it was going to be kill an animal
but for continuity i chose kill a species
and now all hell has broken loose
its a fucking mad house
wheres my happy sauce:drunk:

[Bulldogcakes]

What's the 'An' species?

Did he leave off a 't'? Does he want to kill the 'Ants'?

[patsopinion]

i now officially have more threads dieing due to board insurgents then i have real threads

keep up the good work ppl

[Ritalin]

The Dinosaur Sketch from "Monty Python's Flying Circus" and "Monty Python's
Previous Record"

Television Host (Graham Chapman): Good evening. Tonight - dinosaurs. I have
here sitting in the studio next to me an elk.
Aaagghhhh! Oh, I'm sorry, Anne Elk, Mrs Anne
Elk.
Miss Elk (John Cleese, as a very prim lady): Miss.
Host: Miss Anne Elk, who is an expert on the...
Elk: No, no, no, Anne Elk.
Host: What?
Elk: Anne Elk, not Anne Expert.
Host: No, no, I was saying that you, Miss Elk, were an, A.N. not A.N.N.E.,
expert...
Elk: Oh!
Host: ...on elks - I'm sorry, on dinosaurs.
Elk: Yes, I certainly am, Chris, how very true, my word yes!
Host: Now, Miss Elk - Anne - you have a new theory about the brontosaurus.
Elk: Could I just say, Chris, for one moment that I have a new theory about
the brontosaurus?
Host: Er... exactly. What is it?
Elk: Where?
Host: No, no, no. What is your theory?
Elk: Oh, what is my theory?
Host: Yes.
Elk: Oh what is my theory, that it is. Yes, well you may well ask, what is my
theory.
Host: (slightly impatient) I am asking.
Elk: And well you may. Yes my word you may well ask what it is, this theory
of mine. Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--
...is mine.
Host: (more impatient) I know it's yours. What is it?
Elk: Where? Oh, what is my theory?
Host: Yes!
Elk: Oh, my theory that I have follows the lines I am about to relate.
(Coughs) Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.
Host: Oh God.
Elk: Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.
Ahem. Ahem. [Impatient noises from Host] The Theory, by A. Elk. That's
A for Anne, it's not by a elk.
Host: Right....
Elk: This theory which belongs to me is as follows. Ahem. Ahem. This is how
it goes. Ahem. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory.
Ahem. Ready?
(Host moans)
Elk: The Theory by A. Elk brackets Miss brackets. My theory is along the
following lines.
Host: Oh God.
Elk: All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle,
and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and
which is mine, and what it is too.

[DiabloSammich]

I am an extemely busy man and refuse to read the rest of the posts.

Has someone noted that the title is not grammatically correct yet?

I'm not usually a stickler for scuh things, but it was especially egregious.

"an species." That's just silly.

[Bossanova]

I am an extemely busy man and refuse to read the rest of the posts.

Has someone noted that the title is not grammatically correct yet?

I'm not usually a stickler for scuh things, but it was especially egregious.

"an species." That's just silly.

HAHAHA!!! I did, but was too busy to post that. Thanks sir

[jauble]

All Humans

http://boollette.free.fr/images/futurama/bender%20cuisto.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

fuck'em all!

throw all the animals in the water, unless they swim, then i will throw them on land, if they fly, i will bury them.

[suggums]

an mosquitos

[smiler grogan]

the swedes.

[Devo37]

an cockroaches. disgusting f*cks.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/cockroach.jpg

[drjoek]

unicorns

[smiler grogan]

unicorns

blasphemer!

[Slumbag]

Bats. Fuck em'.
I know, they kill bugs and shit, but seriously, bats are the 1 thing in the world that absolutely creeps me out.

[One Dead Fred]

I'd say elephants. They take up too much room. Then we can make up fantastic stories about how big and ferocious they were. They had tusks jutting out all over, and their ears! They could fly as long as they held a feather in their prehensile nose. They didn't like crows too much.

[PapaBear]

Bats. Fuck em'.
I know, they kill bugs and shit, but seriously, bats are the 1 thing in the world that absolutely creeps me out.
Fine. Then YOU eat all the bugs!

Speaking of bugs, I'd eliminate those damn freaky looking brown crickets that invade my basement 3 or 5 times a year. They don't make cricket noises, but they still freak me out.

[Snacks]

cats

[jauble]

Fine. Then YOU eat all the bugs!

Speaking of bugs, I'd eliminate those damn freaky looking brown crickets that invade my basement 3 or 5 times a year. They don't make cricket noises, but they still freak me out.

dont go caving then, they look like this

http://www.uky.edu/Ag/CritterFiles/casefile/insects/crickets/camel.jpg

but move spider-like

and thats a small one

[PapaBear]

dont go caving then, they look like this

http://www.uky.edu/Ag/CritterFiles/casefile/insects/crickets/camel.jpg

but move spider-like
That's the fuckers!!! I try to step on them, and they're just too damn fast. BTW... I used to go caving, but never saw any. I guess they like my house better.

[jauble]

did you turn your headlamp on? I had to catch and paint these bastards to tag them. When they get nabbed their natural defense is to amputatate the leg where there is pressure because they will grow them back.

[PapaBear]

Headlamp? We were a bunch of stoned kids with flashlights.

[jauble]

Headlamp? We were a bunch of stoned kids with flashlights.

I didnt take it for credit for the class but I did take it for the camping weekend...I picked up a ton.

[PapaBear]

Pat-O is dead. Long live patsopinion.

[mikeyboy]

Pat-O is dead. Long live patsopinion.

Huzzah!

[ghostfacekiller50]

Lets kill all the dodo's. Im tired of them. They get on my nerves.

[damainer]

Kill myself. I get sea-sick

[joethebartender]

Lemmings would do most of the killing work for us. I vote lemmings.