I'm a lil drunk

[Fallon]

Who's with me?

[PapaBear]

I'm an averaged sized drunk.

[donnie_darko]

let's go streaking?

and by streaking i mean taking a dump, then not wiping very well, and sliding on some fresh tighty whities.

[Fallon]

I'm sitting here in my parka and winter hat checking the board and I'm not even cold.

[Friday]

i'm drinking wine but my tequila bender of last night is still forcing me to be semi sober with a mild headache.

i should sleep lol

[PapaBear]

I'm sitting here in my parka and winter hat checking the board and I'm not even cold.
You're probably not cold, because you're wearing a parka and winter hat. DUH!!!

[Friday]

I'm sitting here in my parka and winter hat checking the board and I'm not even cold.

parka?

http://derfotohof.net/autos/mini/arctic/snorkel_parka_IMG_249.jpg

[Fallon]

You're probably not cold, because you're wearing a parka and winter hat. DUH!!!

Well, I just got home. A friend had some people over. Firsty time I've been drunk since new years.

I have a problem, if I come home and go straight to my computer I don't change for like an hour. Now my ears are getting warm.

[Fallon]

parka?

http://derfotohof.net/autos/mini/arctic/snorkel_parka_IMG_249.jpg

That in black and Ecko Unltd brand.

I'm a homie.

[bobrobot]

I'm a lil drunk

So yer real name is Lil???

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/riffraff/archives/images/epa_lil_kim_160741a.jpg

We were drinkin' tequila by a neighbors pool until the wind started to kick up...

http://assets.vacationhomerentals.com/userimg/11948/thumb3_285128-DSC00051.jpg

78 here today... I was sweatin' walkin' thru the Gallery District!!!

[Snoogans]

Im a medium bit drunk



working on alot drunk though

[TheGameHHH]

I came home around 5pm hoping that my roommates would be around but they were both at work until about 10 mins ago, so i drank beers all night while listening to the Devils game and then watching SNL. I had a dull night, but im a lil drunk too.

[scottinnj]

I'm sitting here in my parka and winter hat checking the board and I'm not even cold.

That's what all the other homeless winos say before they pass out and freeze to death in their sleep.

[Chimee]

I really gotta try this drinking thing. Then maybe I can pass out in a pool of my own vomit while wearing a parka just like creepy Uncle Fallon.

[Fallon]

I'm not gonna puke. Feelin' good.

[Snoogans]

I really gotta try this drinking thing. Then maybe I can pass out in a pool of my own vomit while wearing a parka just like creepy Uncle Fallon.

pukin is the worst. Basically the best thing to do is have like 5 drinks or so and just chill. Or, if you are so inclined, smoked a little something and have like 3 or 4 drinks and you are NICE and dont have to worry about gettin sick or feelin like shit the next day

[Ritalin]

It goes without saying that it don't make you a bad person.

[sailor]

I'm a homie.

that's obvious to anyone who's met you.

so obvious it'd make a nice mod-quote.

[Jujubees2]

http://allaboutmidgets.typepad.com/news_photos_and_gossip_th/images/angryhank_1.jpg

I was a little drunk too.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I drove yesterday, was around some drunks


drunk women dont have the appeal of drunk girls

[Fallon]

Bruins just forced a game seven and the Sox came from behind and I just got home from a couple bars. Whooooooooooooooooooooooo's with me????????????


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:clap::clap::clap::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::drun k::drunk::drunk:

[weekapaugjz]

im with ya fallon! this whiskey is treating me right. and (i can't believe im saying this, but) go bruins! fuck the habs.

[underdog]

Bruins just forced a game seven and the Sox came from behind and I just got home from a couple bars. Whooooooooooooooooooooooo's with me????????????


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:clap::clap::clap::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::drun k::drunk::drunk:

Woo!!!

My voice is actually a little shot from yelling for the Bruins so much tonight.

[Dan 'Hampton]

I'm no Bruins fan but you gotta pull for them. Maybe if their owner cared about the team I would also in return.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Best 3rd Period n a long time

go bruins