Chocolate Penis Hats!

[Gvac]

Is the lady (or man...who am I to judge?) in your life less-than-eager to perform oral favors on you? Has she or he grown tired of the same old man meat?

Then let me suggest the latest in bedroom fun...chocolate penis hats! (http://www.chocolatepartyhats.com)

That's right...these wacky and whimsical little suckers are sure to bring the spark and excitement back to blow jobs!

http://www.chocolatepartyhats.com/images/EasyRider.jpg


Can Ron Bennington's chocolate vagina dresses be far behind?

Stay tuned!

[Jujubees2]

My wife would eat the chocolate and then roll over and go to sleep.

[TheMojoPin]

The picture looks like a hat (likely molded from Gvac's own, kidnapped into sex slavery) perched upon some kind of awful animal penis.

From your own private collection, G?

[Doctor Z]

I want a chocolate fez on my dick.


...wait, that came out wrong.







I want a chocolate penis fez.

[Jujubees2]

I want a chocolate fez on my dick.


...wait, that came out wrong.







I want a chocolate penis, Fez please.

Fixed it for ya'

[sailor]

i love how you're spending all this free time lent has afforded you.

[Gvac]

i love how you're spending all this free time lent has afforded you.

Don't judge me.

[sailor]

Don't judge me.

i'm just a man.

[Kris10]

Gvac, you get with the wrong women.

You have to bribe them with chocolate?? Sad.

[IamPixie]

what if he or she bites too hard? That doesn't sound too sexy.

[Marc with a c]

this is the best thing to happen for blow jobs since the mouth was invented.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Semen and Chocolate , A chick with low self esteem's dream snack

[sailor]

Semen and Chocolate , A dream snack

eww

[TheMojoPin]

It's the perfect compliment to this! (http://cloneawilly.com/info_choc.php)

Ladies, don't feel left out! (http://www.cloneawilly.com/store_details.php?c=9&p=1553)

[Kris10]

She could say give me the chocolate, hold the dick.

[lleeder]

Sure kids love chocolate but it could kill a dog.

[Jujubees2]

It's like a Mounds bar versus an Almond Joy.

Sometimes you feel lilke a nut, sometimes you don't

[eeroomnhoj]

If your wife is not a chocolate fan, do they have a popcorn ball penis hat?

[A.J.]

Do they make chocolate yarmulkes for the smaller gentleman?

[TheMojoPin]

Do they make chocolate yarmulkes for the smaller gentleman?

Hippo ate them all.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I wonder what Rorshach thinks about this thread

[Fallon]

Gvac, you got a little chocolate on the side of your face.

[jonyrotn]

No banana cream hair pie?

[Tall_James]

Do they make chocolate yarmulkes for the smaller gentleman?

http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/snocaps.jpeg

[Gvac]

http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/snocaps.jpeg

Best movie candy ever.

I'm looking right at you, Milk Duds.

[Fallon]

http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/snocaps.jpeg

Those are disgusting old people candy. Yuck.

[mikeyboy]

Those are disgusting old people candy. Yuck.

Exactly

[Friday]

i got free chocolate at church this morning, but it certainly wasn't in the shape of a hat!

i feel jipped now....

[Gvac]

i got free chocolate at church this morning, but it certainly wasn't in the shape of a hat!

i feel jipped now....

They're giving away chocolate at church now?

They must be pulling out all the stops trying to entice their parishioners back.

If only they'd stop with the boring homilies and everyone drinking out of the same wine glass.

[Friday]

They're giving away chocolate at church now?

They must be pulling out all the stops trying to entice their parishioners back.

If only they'd stop with the boring homilies and everyone drinking out of the same wine glass.

fuck that old world shite.
i go to cool kids church now.

they have free coffee......

http://www.liquidchurch.com/pages/page.asp?page_id=24081

[Gvac]

fuck that old world shite.
i go to cool kids church now.

they have free coffee......

http://www.liquidchurch.com/pages/page.asp?page_id=24081

New Age freak!

[cougarjake13]

My wife would eat the chocolate and then roll over and go to sleep.

mine would too

[lleeder]

Best movie candy ever.

I'm looking right at you, Milk Duds.

I'll call Rasinettes and tell them the bad news.

[Gvac]

I'll call Rasinettes and tell them the bad news.

I used to love Raisinets as a kid until the time I found a little green worm inside one of 'em.

I haven't been able to eat them since.

I should've sued for psychological pain and suffering. I'd probably never have had to work a day in my life.

Is it too late?

[lleeder]

I used to love Raisinets as a kid until the time I found a little green worm inside one of 'em.

I haven't been able to eat them since.

I should've sued for psychological pain and suffering. I'd probably never have had to work a day in my life.

Is it too late?

Maybe they were thematic green centers for St. Patricks Day.

[cougarjake13]

I used to love Raisinets as a kid until the time I found a little green worm inside one of 'em.

I haven't been able to eat them since.

I should've sued for psychological pain and suffering. I'd probably never have had to work a day in my life.

Is it too late?

i think the statute of limitations has run out

[Bob Impact]

I want to use the chocolate penis mold to make treats for Sarah's bridal shower. The thought of 50 women sitting around eating replicas of my junk tickles me.

[Friday]

I want to use the chocolate penis mold to make treats for Sarah's bridal shower. The thought of 50 women sitting around eating replicas of my junk tickles me.

well....she does look good with a penis in her mouth.....:wink:

http://a826.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/126/l_bc30a396e709170492bdaf670e3115a1.jpg

[mikeyboy]

well....she does look good with a penis in her mouth.....:wink:

http://a826.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/126/l_bc30a396e709170492bdaf670e3115a1.jpg

and it would be about the same size too.

[Bob Impact]

and it would be about the same size too.

You always fight the hardest against the ones you love the most.

[cougarjake13]

well....she does look good with a penis in her mouth.....:wink:

http://a826.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/126/l_bc30a396e709170492bdaf670e3115a1.jpg

the only one i dont recognize is the blonde

[Bob Impact]

the only one i dont recognize is the blonde

Rumor has it that's the illustrious SarahImpact.

[mikeyboy]

the only one i dont recognize is the blonde

Why? Interested? You're barking up the wrong tree because Mr. Impact either has her brainwashed or has some incriminating photos of her.

[Bob Impact]

Why? Interested? You're barking up the wrong tree because Mr. Impact either has her brainwashed or has some incriminating photos of her.

It's my unbelieveable charisma, and what I call my "chocolate suprise" that keeps her here.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Best movie candy ever.

I'm looking right at you, Milk Duds.


agreed

Sno Caps > All

Non Pareils in general > all

Not Milk Chocolate, you know my feelings on that

[Bob Impact]

agreed

Sno Caps > All

Non Pareils in general > all

Not Milk Chocolate, you know my feelings on that

I should have know you would make it NOT about my penis.

[TheMojoPin]

You know what?

Lock the fucking thread or better yet make it vanish.

Forgive me for trying to share something I found sexy or arousing.

Sometimes I make the mistake of thinking there are people here who have a modicum of passion and eroticism.

Obviously not.

[Bob Impact]

You know what?

Lock the fucking thread or better yet make it vanish.

Forgive me for trying to share something I found sexy or arousing.

Sometimes I make the mistake of thinking there are people here who have a modicum of passion and eroticism.

Obviously not.
I have a gift for you and it's made of chocolate.

[sailor]

Those are disgusting old people candy. Yuck.

so vile.

[Friday]

You know what?

Lock the fucking thread or better yet make it vanish.

Forgive me for trying to share something I found sexy or arousing.

Sometimes I make the mistake of thinking there are people here who have a modicum of passion and eroticism.

Obviously not.

modicum?

ew

[scottinnj]

Best movie candy ever.

I'm looking right at you, Milk Duds.

Do you forget the Fun Dip?

Even had a lickable stick to get the chicks warmed up! a gee gee gee gee!

http://www.x-entertainment.com/updates/pics/diptease.gif

[SatCam]

Now you can tell her that it

melts in your mouth, not in your hand.

[Fallon]

Now you can have a shit dick without being gay.

[SatCam]

Now my boner will have a brim

[grlNIN]

http://www.chocolatepartyhats.com/images/EasyRider.jpg



First thought while looking at (what i couldn't tell was a hat)="That doesn't look like a penis at all".

Then i got it and started giggling really hard thinking of Mr.Twinkie.

[Friday]

Do you forget the Fun Dip?

Even had a lickable stick to get the chicks warmed up! a gee gee gee gee!

http://www.x-entertainment.com/updates/pics/diptease.gif

fun dip is AMAZING.

now i want to go get some. maybe tomorrow... i will eat it during ron and fez.

so delicious!

[SatCam]

First thought while looking at (what i couldn't tell was a hat)="That doesn't look like a penis at all".

Then i got it and started giggling really hard thinking of Mr.Twinkie.

That's what an uncircumcised penis looks like, sweetie

[grlNIN]

Uncircumcised penis' are a myth.

[Friday]

Uncircumcised penis' are yucky.

fixed to reflect my own, personal thoughts