10,000 B.C. - the new 300

[thepaulo]

It's epic....and silly......
much like 300.

[ZigZagBigBag]

stick to Ratatouille, Gap man.

[thepaulo]

There is no New Ratatouille........yet!

[thepaulo]

One problem with 10,000 B.C. is there is absolutely no evidence of massive pyramids constucted in that year...or for few thousand years hence.

[patsopinion]

stop being silly
the aliens built the mayan pyramids in 12,000 bc

that chick looks super hot from the previews
do we see nips?

[Chigworthy]

I thought the world began in 4000 BC?

Serioulsy though, the only reason to see a shite-boat like this is for the visual effects, and they look like shit on the commercial. The stuffed-animal saber-tooth and the douchey hero aren't even looking each other in the eye in that "staredown" scene. I give a fuck about the director of Independence Day. Fuck off, Hollywood.

[Dirtybird12]

Do the special FX look as bad on the big screen as they do on TV?

With a movie like this...that relies on special FX - I think they should've/could've done a better job. From what I've seen on TV it looks pretty fake.

edit - chigworthy and I had the same thought at the same time. weird

[Chigworthy]

edit - chigworthy and I had the same thought at the same time. weird

You don't know how much that scares me.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I hope the Academy Award goes to an Elephant, I heard they did a great job in portraying a Wolly Mamath

[cougarjake13]

ill check it out but only if its at the matinee price

[drjoek]

About the only reason to see the movie would be

Camilla Belle
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1273/01ee5.jpg

[cougarjake13]

About the only reason to see the movie would be

Camilla Belle
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1273/01ee5.jpg

thats one hell of a good reason though

[Chigworthy]

I can see plenty of hot tits without being demeaned by formulaic rubbish. Eat a rusty ass, Hollywood.

[thepaulo]

Camilla Belle doesn't show her hot tits....sorry.....she shows a nice set of eyebrows though.

[JustJon]

There is no New Ratatouille........yet!

Wall*E. 'nuff said.

[Bay Ridge Tim]

One problem with 10,000 B.C. is there is absolutely no evidence of massive pyramids constucted in that year...or for few thousand years hence.

Here's another problem: it was made by talentless hacks and it looks like crap.

[fezident]

Will this craptastic movie be nominated for BEST ANIMATED FEATURE next year?

[scottinnj]

One problem with 10,000 B.C. is there is absolutely no evidence of massive pyramids constucted in that year...or for few thousand years hence.

God made them, ask Earl next time you're on the program Paul-O

[Chigworthy]

B.C. stands for bad cinema at the oscars!!!!A geh, ge geh, ge geh geh geh. Ge geh.

[The Jays]

BC stand for Before Crap, meaning, before crap came out of man's asshole, movies like this came out.