my barber kept hitting me in the shoulder with his boner today

[Marc with a c]

i'm pretty sure i will be doing just that.

[Jujubees2]

Good luck.

[hunnerbun]

Shit Marc, I am totally booked! if I had known earlier i would have saved you a spot! maybe I can squeeze you in while one of my colors is processing....:tongue:

[Badinia]

I can't believe it!

Be brave. Don't fear the hair apron. Don't make any sudden movements, and don't forget to tip!

[Hottub]

Marc, I know what you are going through, believe me. I have been there.
If you need anything, just give me a call.
Thoughts and prayers, buddy.

Tub.

[drjoek]

You're going to get to 10000 posts any way you can huh?

[Tenbatsuzen]

my colors is processing....:tongue:

[ani defranco pic... HERE]

[BoondockSaint]

Don't get stuck in the fire engine again.

[sailor]

about time, hippie.

[DiabloSammich]

Wow, you must be bored.

It's like a messageboard that you spend time at is shut down while switching servers, or something.

[Marc with a c]

one time in college i went to this old timey barber in emmitsburg maryland, and this mildy attractive woman would rub shaving cream around my hairline near my ears to "shape me up" it felt so good one time i let out a moan.

[mikeyboy]

what's a haircut?

[IMSlacker]

Wait till next Saturday, that's when I'm getting mine cut. We can be haircut buddies.

[sailor]

if you go to the barber pole (http://www.thebarberpole.com/bpabout.html) in tarrytown, they give a shoulder rub and old school hot towel for the face. it rocks.

[Marc with a c]

i wonder what will happen if i come out sexier then i am now. crazy i know, but imagine.

[PhishHead]

i wonder what will happen if i come out sexier then i am now. crazy i know, but imagine.

I don't know if we could handle that

[drjoek]

i wonder what will happen if i come out sexier then i am now. crazy i know, but imagine.

Impossible!

[drjoek]

one time in college i went to this old timey barber in emmitsburg maryland, and this mildy attractive woman would rub shaving cream around my hairline near my ears to "shape me up" it felt so good one time i let out a moan.

Not trying to be difficult but a mildly attractive woman and and old time barber shop are mutually exclusive.

Barber shop= Old Italian guy

[Jughead]

Ive got coupons..Marc...

[Marc with a c]

I don't know if we could handle that

you are definitely not ready for this jelly

[Hottub]

Carmine, Luke, Louie; all passed away. Very hard to find a "barber" anymore.

[Marc with a c]

Not trying to be difficult but a mildly attractive woman and and old time barber shop are mutually exclusive.

Barber shop= Old Italian guy

it was in western maryland, no such thing as italians out there.

[Judge Smails]

i think i'm going to get a hair cut today.

You'd be better served getting them all cut.



(that old gag)

[Jughead]

Mine from Yesterday..Its kinda grown back in now...:smile:http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Stupid%20Haircut.jpg

[BoondockSaint]

Carmine, Luke, Louie; all passed away. Very hard to find a "barber" anymore.


There was a great episode of Married with Children about that.

[Team_Ramrod]

This thread makes me jealous.

I haven't paid for a haircut since 2000.

I just stand in the mirror and shave the sides and back, then I finish with a pass over top to get the 50 or so straglers.

I'm proud of those few I have... They are fighters.


Go get'em Marc!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

shave your head and become marcdust

[Judge Smails]

Give this guy a try:

http://<iframe height="339" width="425" src="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22425001/vp/23510720#23510720" frameborder="0" scrolling="no"></iframe> (http://<iframe height=)

[TheMojoPin]

I haven't gotten a haircut since last July. My hair has never been this long and luxurious. That said, I think I need to finally find a good barber near me because the back seems to be growing too quick...I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up one morning suddenly in mullet-ville, and that terrifies me.

[drjoek]

Carmine, Luke, Louie; all passed away. Very hard to find a "barber" anymore.

Age 6-18 Mr Malagise Modern Barber Shop
18-25 college and dental school Self (curly mop of hair impossible to mess up)
25-present Rocco Roccos Barber Shop

[grlNIN]

I haven't gotten a haircut since last July. My hair has never been this long and luxurious. That said, I think I need to finally find a good barber near me because the back seems to be growing too quick...I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up one morning suddenly in mullet-ville, and that terrifies me.

You would deserve it, you disgusting hippie.

[TheMojoPin]

You would deserve it, you disgusting hippie.

Quit being the greedy long hair nazi.

[grlNIN]

Accept your gender role!

[Friday]

thoughts and prayers

[Marc with a c]

Simply amazing. Anybody want to come over and touch my hair?

[Stankfoot]

are you getting an "emo" haircut?

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/barber.jpg

[SatCam]

you forgot this

http://www.le-tom.com/img/duralex-bowl-large.jpg

[sailor]

http://www.curevents.com/vb/images/smilies/worth.gif

[Gmann]

Dammit ...Sailor beat me to it.

[EffMeBoobs]

This thread is useless without pics.

[Marc with a c]

http://z.about.com/d/tvcomedies/1/0/B/2/-/-/1TINaeN06.jpg

[cougarjake13]

nipples have more fun

[EffMeBoobs]

Ooooo it does look shiny.

[sailor]

Ooooo it does look shiny.

we put raw egg in his diet for a healthy coat.

[Marc with a c]

can a mod please edit the title to "handsomer is a word" or "my barber kept hitting me in the shoulder with his boner today"

[DiabloSammich]

can a mod please edit the title to "handsomer is a word" or "my barber kept hitting me in the shoulder with his boner today"


Is that an anal joke?

[Reephdweller]

isn't everything involving marc an anal joke?

[Reephdweller]

Best Thread Title Ever!!!!!!111