MySpace Is Dead

[Gvac]

That's right, I'm officially pronouncing MySpace dead. It's over. Sure, it had a good run, certainly longer than Wee World. But now it's a vast wasteland of nothingness.

Good riddance, I say.

I have real-life friends who know how to get in touch with me.

Fuck that faggoty bullshit of stockpiling phony "friends" and meeting more internet wack jobs. I meet enough of you here.

And I don't want to hear about Facebook or any other queer ass sites. They all suck dick.

Heed my words.

[TooLowBrow]

jeez, puberty is a bitch

[Dougie Brootal]

thanks dude. i guess i really wasnt your ''knight in shimmering armour'' am i? :flush:

[PapaBear]

This peanut butter and JAM sandwich is fucking OUTSTANDING!

[midwestjeff]

But..But...I finally got my music page all set up and everything. I was gonna be a big star.

[Devo37]

F#ck those corporate social networking sites! i do my social networking at the local mom & pop website!

MomAndPopSpace.com 4Life!

[led37zep]

as one of gvacs friends on myspace, I feel like this is a personal attack

[danosu85]

I think they are working to make myspace better, but there is too much spam on there. I go on there maybe once a week now. Its was fun at first to find old friends that i lost contact with, but after a while it gets boring.

[weekapaugjz]

But..But...I finally got my music page all set up and everything. I was gonna be a big star.

you're a star to me, dammit!

[Tall_James]

Can I still update my blog?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Gvac, I wont lie, I was hurt that was dropped from your top friends once better looking girls were added as friends


I even put you in my 8, replacing an actual friend


putting that aside :wipes tear: myspace has peaked

I use it to contact people when I am too lazy to PM,

[lleeder]

Never had one.

[ScottFromGA]

i never had a chance to even say hello on Myspace, Gvac.


:down:

[CrapEater]

Yes I think your right MySpace had its chance but its dead I think life might be better with out it.:clap:

[TheMojoPin]

I have real-life friends who know how to get in touch with me

Not all of us enjoy the "quaintess" of a quill pen and the Pony Express.

[GvacNoMore]

Not all of us enjoy the "quaintess" of a quill pen and the Pony Express.

How about cell phones, text messages, IMs, and email?

I'm a space age cowboy!

[TheMojoPin]

How about cell phones, text messages, IMs, and email?

I'm a space age cowboy!

All a clever way to avoid human contact any way you can.

We all know that "dinner" with Phishy was just you on a two-way TV sitting in the chair.

[DiabloSammich]

What's MySpace?

[Doctor Z]

Facebook 4-Life.

[TheMojoPin]

FACED 4-Life.

I'm sorry to hear that, but it's good that you can accept it.

[Kris10]

I was never cool enough to have GVAC on my myspace. I always considered him dead. Oh wait. You meant myspace is dead???

[Death Metal Moe]

Sorry GVAC. I called some Metal Community connections I have who in turn called a few friends down on one of those wacky islands.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/voodoo-1.jpg

Through a complex set of Voodoo ceremonies we made MySpace UNDEAD!!!!

IT'S LOOSE!!!!!!!!!!

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[cougarjake13]

better not invade my space

[Nothing Sound]

I never quite understood myspace.
To me it was always stupid.

[Badinia]

It's better when you have friends.

[epo]

I blame Tom for Gvac's discontent.

[Fezticle98]

I blame Tom for Gvac's discontent.

It's called incontinence. And how can you blame Tom? Oh, wait, I see how.

[Death Metal Moe]

I never quite understood myspace.
To me it was always stupid.

It's great on the music side. I never understood how people say they're on it for hours, there's not enough interesting shit on there and there's nothing to really interact with.

[mikeyboy]

Moe's right. There's absolutely no better way to promote your music for free.

[Death Metal Moe]

Moe's right. There's absolutely no better way to promote your music for free.

I've signed up with a lot of different places that advertise you can get your music around but MySpace is the only one that bands will put the address to on their CDs and other websites.

MySpace is great for networking with bands too. You can search out bands in the same genre and area for shows or even other bands to put a show together with.

[~Katja~]

well, mine is alive and well... not even flu like symptoms since I had it.
But I don't expect that much from it either. I don't use it for daily networking, but I have comedians, artists, bands and shows on it as well and I like the updates in bulletins and info on upcoming shows and events.
Never tried Facebook, it just seemed too muc work to maintain two accounts like that.

[GvacNoMore]

Head outside you mind numbed internet freaks! Make this week an internet free one! It's liberating!

You'll see!!!

[PapaBear]

Head outside you mind numbed internet freaks! Make this week an internet free one! It's liberating!

You'll see!!!
I prefer to spread my posts out evenly throughout the week, rather than hold them in for six days and have them explode all over the place on the seventh day.:smoke:

[bobrobot]

I've sold paintings (one just this past Friday to a couple in England) & gotten really good gigs thanks to myspace, I love it!!! If myspace had a cock, I'd suck it... even in a dirty, filthy bus station bathroom!!! Thank you for your time...

http://www.agilitynut.com/p/taiwan.jpg

this looks nice...

[Furtherman]

Never had one either. Because I am an adult.

[ralphbxny]

The Paper and #2 pencil are making a comeback!

Fuck My space!!!

[thejives]

I had a myspace... then I got a xanga.

Now I have .net.

That's evolution, my friends.