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GvacNoMore
03-09-2008, 07:16 AM
As a "stockholder" of RonFez.net I'd like to know just how much money the administrators of this site are pocketing off of our posts.
I've heard rumors that one of the admins has a solid gold lego set, while another one has a diamond encrusted pocket protector.
Fucking nerds.
OPEN UP THE BOOKS!!!
Friday
03-09-2008, 07:18 AM
I want an engraved Ipod.
Hottub
03-09-2008, 07:29 AM
It's not going to my salary or 401k, I can assure you.:furious:
When I left the board and was no longer a mod, I received a generous golden parachute. How big was it? Well, let's just say that I didn't have to worry about buying cheerios or paint for a week.
drjoek
03-09-2008, 07:43 AM
These mods have their ways of "cooking the books" to make it look like .net is losing money. I just know it. I paid a hefty security deposit when I joined and I'm sure I'll never see that back.
GvacNoMore
03-09-2008, 07:45 AM
This thread will magically 'disappear' soon...you'll see!!!
This is why they ban me. I shine a light on the seedy underworld of this fine site.
Hottub
03-09-2008, 07:50 AM
GvacNoMore is the rotton.com of this board.
King Hippos Bandaid
03-09-2008, 07:52 AM
now I know what FICA is, you bastards garnish my fucking wages to support your lavish lifestyles
JustJon
03-09-2008, 07:59 AM
Do you have B or C common stock? How many shares do you have? Why have you not attended any of the shareholder meetings? Do you not receive quarterly shareholder statements? Did you buy them on the NYSE or Nasdaq?
GvacNoMore
03-09-2008, 08:16 AM
Did you guys know all of the moderators received iPods at the Christmas party? True story. Those fascists are listening to their waltzes and marches off of the toil of us common folk.
Keep idolizing these bastards.
There are none so blind as those who will not see.
Friday
03-09-2008, 08:17 AM
Did you guys know all of the moderators received iPods at the Christmas party? True story. Those fascists are listening to their waltzes and marches off of the toil of us common folk.
Keep idolizing these bastards.
There are none so blind as those who will not see.
engraved.
engraved ipods.
Marc with a c
03-09-2008, 08:19 AM
they can't even afford chicken fingers. i wouldn't worry about it.
TheMojoPin
03-09-2008, 08:23 AM
Show us your WENUS.
DiabloSammich
03-09-2008, 09:46 AM
Did you guys know all of the moderators received iPods at the Christmas party? True story. Those fascists are listening to their waltzes and marches off of the toil of us common folk.
Keep idolizing these bastards.
There are none so blind as those who will not see.
What's an iPod? Are they a lot of money? If they are a lot of money, I will be outraged.
GvacNoMore
03-09-2008, 09:49 AM
What's an iPod? Are they a lot of money? If they are a lot of money, I will be outraged.
$149 bucks a pop for the base model.
Sinful, isn't it?
I hear those bastards are walking around on their hind legs and wearing clothes.
Fuckers have forgotten the golden rule, "Four legs good, two legs bad."
GvacNoMore
03-09-2008, 07:05 PM
Word has it that the admins are gonna take us all on a cruise this summer with all the money they're making off of RonFez.net!!!
PARTY!!!
King Hippos Bandaid
03-09-2008, 07:06 PM
Word has it that the admins are gonna take us all on a cruise this summer with all the money they're making off of RonFez.net!!!
PARTY!!!
admin special 25% off
and Gvac could be lost at sea for the right amount of cruises bought
I hear they've moved into the house, while we sleep in the barn.
Bullshit I say!
Team_Ramrod
03-09-2008, 07:09 PM
Word has it that the admins are gonna take us all on a cruise this summer with all the money they're making off of RonFez.net!!!
PARTY!!!
I hope its a cruise with old folks. I'm in the mood for bush protruding out of the one peice bathing suits.
I'm so gonna spike the punch!
RhinoinMN
03-09-2008, 07:09 PM
Don't you guys get it. Everything you see is a program. Listen to Morpheus.
hunnerbun
03-09-2008, 07:43 PM
This whole thread reads like an episode of Trailer Park Boys....minus the guns and dope....but i bet they have that shit hidden somewhere too.
The Blowhard
03-09-2008, 10:05 PM
As a "stockholder" of RonFez.net I'd like to know just how much money the administrators of this site are pocketing off of our posts.
I've heard rumors that one of the admins has a solid gold lego set, while another one has a diamond encrusted pocket protector.
Fucking nerds.
OPEN UP THE BOOKS!!!
I'm with you. I will be calling the IRS tomorrow, I'm serious. Certain people need to be taught a lesson, you know who I'm talking about.
And by the way, when do we get to see "The Gvac Diggstown Challange" list? I can't wait to see who you're planning to pummel!
EliSnow
03-10-2008, 03:48 AM
Did you guys know all of the moderators received iPods at the Christmas party? True story. Those fascists are listening to their waltzes and marches off of the toil of us common folk.
Keep idolizing these bastards.
There are none so blind as those who will not see.
Unbelievable.
I can't get over how great this post looks on my new iPod touch I got recently as a result of my acceptance of a certain position.
I mean, I turn the iPod horizontal and the screen turns that way too, large as life.
I just love playing with this.
PhishHead
03-10-2008, 03:55 AM
Damn I didn't get one.
I will just borrow Eli's.
EliSnow
03-10-2008, 04:05 AM
Damn I didn't get one.
I will just borrow Eli's.
I got two, but my wife's not going to be using it, what with a new baby coming soon.
It's yours, phish.
PhishHead
03-10-2008, 05:10 AM
I got two, but my wife's not going to be using it, what with a new baby coming soon.
It's yours, phish.
aww Eli is the bestest!
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