Week of 3/10 Podcast

[C_T]

The Week of 3/10 podcast is now available through the RSS feed (iTunes for most) or the website: http://www.ctandjivin.com


orchid show recap
punctuality
some meta-talk about the show
listener feedback / quick movie interlude
science!
...and more



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[usoilworker]

fn balls in a glass of water teabagged ur old lady. but what no show next week. god damit ..how can you start supplying crack to the general public and then cut us off. next youll be chargin on itunes for ur fine product. :wallbash:

[SchnitDick]

ooooo I guess I know what I will be listening to this afternoon

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

Just finished listening to the show and let me say, it was effing great. I think I had more laugh out loud moments on this show than any past shows. I usually get some smiles or the occasional laugh from your show, but there were at least 3 instances where I laughed out loud.

1) Jivin throwing his underwear in the toilet tank - the image of some poor bastard looking into why shitty water keeps filling up the toilet whenever it flushes and fishing that prize out of the tank is hilarious. I feel sorry for the jerk that found it, but the whole picture is freaking hilarious. I'm sure you ruined that guys entire week, and I love it. :flush: Once me and some buddies were driving home from a party and my one buddy threw up in the back seat, which set another buddy to puking, basically a puke filled truck. The next day I took it to the car wash and vacuumed up the puke, just as I was finishing the vacuum stopped working, so I left and went to the store to get a pop (soda). On the way back I drove by the car wash and saw some poor guy cleaning out the vacuum, I felt pretty bad, but it was kind of funny in the same sort of way.

2) Jiving making his old lady some ball bag tea :drunk: - no matter how you look at this it is hilarious, did you check for pubes in the cup post dip or just give it to her. I've got a related sneaky jab at a female counterpart but I will phone in with that one.

Keep up the good work guys, and Jivin, make sure you nail some pasty skinned red haired pussy while you are in Dublin.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

P.S. Yes i have heard and used the phrase "douche chills". Here are some examples, I got the douche chills when I heard CT had material to make curtains. I got the douche chills when I heard that CT smells the asshole area of his dirty underwear to see which pair is least dirty.

P.P.S. Animal Crackers taste like shit and grape nuts are for the elderly and incontinent. Captain Crunch should just be called Captain C-word because that's what it smells and tastes like. Life cereal FTW.

[SchnitDick]

Goose chills??????

And people make fun of me for not saying the er in drawer

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

And people make fun of me for not saying the er in drawer

So like "draw a picture" or a Boston accent like "draaaaaa"?

Not that I can make fun of you, apparently I say ooot and abooot. I don't notice that I have an accent until I hear them play my phone calls, then it seems obvious I speak differently.

[Dodgerchick]

Cheetos tasting water.. eww.

[SchnitDick]

So like "draw a picture" or a Boston accent like "draaaaaa"?

Not that I can make fun of you, apparently I say ooot and abooot. I don't notice that I have an accent until I hear them play my phone calls, then it seems obvious I speak differently.

that's exactly how I say it. I also get made fun of because most things with a double T I pronounce as a D. Like attic is adic

[usoilworker]

I appologise for the oprah comment last week it was completly uncalled for. I found myself this weekend folding laundry and doing house chores cause the old lady had back surgery so i suppose in anyones life a little pansy must flow. :devil2:

[RickMcCrank47]

I appologise for the oprah comment last week it was completly uncalled for. I found myself this weekend folding laundry and doing house chores cause the old lady had back surgery so i suppose in anyones life a little pansy must flow. :devil2:

i accept....haha just kiddin sir! all in good fun

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

I'm not sure if this will be taken as a compliment or an insult, but usoilworker looks like Dante from the clerks movies.

:thumbup:(I think it's awesome):thumbup:

[usoilworker]

Compliment taken...thats right im a sexy bitch ;) ... one of the best movies ever...and if u ment it as an insult no wories. My size is a result of that fine oil money ;)...



Buy big cars use more gas feed my ethiopian body...:thumbup:

[Dan 'Hampton]

It's taken awhile to really define the show in my mind but it came to me last night. "Bar talk". Different than buddy talk. It's the kind of conversation you'd have at the bar, discussing topics that you usually wouldn't discuss. But at the moment of conversation you actually believe that you should do more research on the topic discussed. This is then followed by toilet humor. Keep it up guys, good thing we have the archive for next week.

[SchnitDick]

I know the real reason CT doesn't just go to the Laundromat the do his laundry. He is affraid some random guy will pick up his underwear from the floor again


LINGER LONGER

(ooops wrong show's bit haha)

[Dan 'Hampton]

LINGER LONGER

(ooops wrong show's bit haha)

Linger Longer has been used on the show so it's good on the board too.

[SchnitDick]

Linger Longer has been used on the show so it's good on the board too.

ok glad I have your permission to use it haha :D

[usoilworker]

The archives thats not good enough. Cancel the trip feed my habit. I burned through the archives after night of the 1000s (6) podcasts. Now i'm left wondering can i tbag my wifes water and get away with it. Keep askin if she wants a cup of tea but thats not getting me anywhere cause u kow if she asks for it i cant deny her the salty goodness :devil2:

[Dan 'Hampton]

The archives thats not good enough. Cancel the trip feed my habit. I burned through the archives after night of the 1000s (6) podcasts. Now i'm left wondering can i tbag my wifes water and get away with it. Keep askin if she wants a cup of tea but thats not getting me anywhere cause u kow if she asks for it i cant deny her the salty goodness :devil2:

You might not want to try that with a cup o tea.

[usoilworker]

You might not want to try that with a cup o tea.

there brass... besides a few blisters never hurt any one

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

So how long do you let a set of balls steep for optimum flavor?

[JustJon]

only a little ways into the show so far, but I have to ask where ct found so many orchid clips.

[C_T]

only a little ways into the show so far, but I have to ask where ct found so many orchid clips.


Adaptation

great movie, well worth checking out

[JustJon]

Adaptation

great movie, well worth checking out

of course. the charlie kaufman movie I missed...

[SchnitDick]

only a little ways into the show so far, but I have to ask where ct found so many orchid clips.

who cares about that...the orchid show is on for another 2 weeks. Are we having a RF.net event there? I think it goes along perfectly with a bar 9 night

[usoilworker]

So how long do you let a set of balls steep for optimum flavor?

Well thats depends on the flavors i suppose if you've just recently been offroading 30 seconds should do but if your freshly showered or used the front door i imagine i'd let them danle for a solid minute or until blisters form