Jivin's Line of the Podcast

[RickMcCrank47]

3/10/08 convo starting at 26:30
(Spending time with sign. others parents)

Jivin: we all know your daughter gave me the JO all over her sloppy nah-nahs last night, and now i gotta sit here and have steak dinner with her dad.

[Oilfield Canuck #3]

3/10/08 convo starting at 1:44:15

(worst thing you've done to a girlfriend as a personal dig)

Jivin: Pulled my pants down and dipped my balls in the glass of water.

[RickMcCrank47]

3/31/08 starting at 45:00
(convo on life and depression)

Jivin - I feel like im sitting on the bed of life with my dick in my hand and my broken guitar on the floor.

[wehitandrun]

"BAAACK AGAAAIIIN!!!!"
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[Dan 'Hampton]

"And if that doesn't work, Rape. There is always tomorrow."

[RickMcCrank47]

"And if that doesn't work, Rape. There is always tomorrow."

thank you chef. i heard that gem and was hoping someone would post it

[RickMcCrank47]

she said to me "make me bleed....vaginally" and it was the hottest thing I've ever heard

Jivin on the xm podcast

[RickMcCrank47]

XM 202/ SIR 197 live show:

convo on pot/women/life: 1:53.50

Jivin: "enh you know what....im gonna stare at this girl creepily. I realize that shes got a ring on her finger already"

[itr]

Jivin on craigslist casual encounters section

"The only thing stopping me from taking the next step on that website is I'm afraid that there's going to be either a penis, or a gun at the end of the whole night"