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Hottub
03-11-2008, 06:14 AM
Morning Buddays.:bye:

I gave this a shot. (instead of working)

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4481/sexygirlfriendcopyvi8.jpg


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Vote for AMV for Best Play (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1644405#post1644405)

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Movie. "Dusk til Dawn" Cheech sells pussy.

Song. "Spreading The Disease" - Queensryche.

DOHO@HOME
03-11-2008, 06:20 AM
Morin everybudday:laugh:
Creepy card holder#2

EliSnow
03-11-2008, 06:21 AM
NM

EliSnow
03-11-2008, 06:23 AM
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4481/sexygirlfriendcopyvi8.jpg



Wow, is this a RF.net chick? EDIT: Just figured out that some photo editing was done.

Oh yeah, hey buddies.

Hottub
03-11-2008, 06:24 AM
Wow, is this a RF.net chick? EDIT: Just figured out that some photo editing was done.

Oh yeah, hey buddies.

Yeah. Not my best work, but I had only 5 minutes before thread starting time.

EliSnow
03-11-2008, 06:27 AM
Yeah. Not my best work, but I had only 5 minutes before thread starting time.

I missed it for awhile. Too busy thinking about who that chick would be if she was a .netter.

Furtherman
03-11-2008, 06:36 AM
I think that might be a Mojo pin.

Matty from the Nati
03-11-2008, 06:41 AM
moanin' bawdays

jauble
03-11-2008, 06:53 AM
hello all...hows the tuesday going?

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 07:18 AM
I missed it for awhile. Too busy thinking about who that chick would be if she was a .netter.

GVAC

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 07:18 AM
Oh and good morning every budday!!

oh_kee_pa
03-11-2008, 07:23 AM
http://www.singaporesoxfan.com/images/weeklydigcover.jpg

just want to throw this one out there for everyone

DOHO@HOME
03-11-2008, 07:36 AM
http://www.singaporesoxfan.com/images/weeklydigcover.jpg

just want to throw this one out there for everyone

God dam that is wrong on so many fuckin levels.
wish it was a couple hot chicks can you find one of those pics? PLEASE,PLEASE PLEASE.:unsure:

hexy68
03-11-2008, 07:53 AM
Good Morning All!!!...HEY! there's no kissing in baseball!!! ewww!

EliSnow
03-11-2008, 07:56 AM
http://www.singaporesoxfan.com/images/weeklydigcover.jpg

just want to throw this one out there for everyone

On behalf of fans of every baseball team other than the Red Sox and Yankees, it's incredible!!!

Now we know the basis for that intense rivalry ......... unexpressed sexual tension!!

BeerBandit
03-11-2008, 07:57 AM
Good Morning Buddays

How about Funk Tuesdays?

Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sir Psycho Sexy

Chip196
03-11-2008, 07:57 AM
Good Morning All!!!...HEY! there's no kissing in baseball!!! ewww!

http://rowlandsoffice.typepad.com/weblog/images/morganna.jpg

Somtimes it's ok.

Hottub
03-11-2008, 08:01 AM
Mooch still here?

King Khan - "See The Light"

jauble
03-11-2008, 08:03 AM
http://rowlandsoffice.typepad.com/weblog/images/morganna.jpg

Somtimes it's ok.

Ahh the days when you could get out on the field without being tackled. I barely knew them.

jimmyolsenblues
03-11-2008, 08:04 AM
nothing better than live ron and fez.

Chip196
03-11-2008, 08:05 AM
Ahh the days when you could get out on the field without being tackled. I barely knew them.

I bet with giant tits, you could still get away with it in certain ballparks. I can't imagine security is too high in Cleveland for a Thursday afternoon game. I'd like to see a new "Kissing Bandit" try it one day.

EliSnow
03-11-2008, 08:06 AM
nothing better than live ron and fez and taking part on a listening thread with a bunch of good buddays.

Fixed it.

Matty from the Nati
03-11-2008, 08:06 AM
What was that song?

Hottub
03-11-2008, 08:07 AM
Paging Epo.

DolaMight
03-11-2008, 08:07 AM
don't they see they're in love. HR in the first at bat of the game

Matty from the Nati
03-11-2008, 08:07 AM
:unsure:

Furtherman
03-11-2008, 08:08 AM
nothing better than live ron and fez and taking part on a listening thread with a bunch of good buddays and eating a sandwich.

Fixed.

Matty from the Nati
03-11-2008, 08:08 AM
Yay! I've been promoted to Dotcommando :clap:

BeerBandit
03-11-2008, 08:08 AM
I bet with giant tits, you could still get away with it in certain ballparks. I can't imagine security is too high in Cleveland for a Thursday afternoon game. I'd like to see a new "Kissing Bandit" try it one day.
Ok, I'll do it. But you're buying the beer. I'll need to be all liquored up to kiss that lunkhead Travis Hafner.

Friday
03-11-2008, 08:09 AM
Paging Epo.

So sorry... Epo is in a meeting right now. Can I take a message?


I agree with you, Tubby... he NEEDS to call in at some point.

EliSnow
03-11-2008, 08:09 AM
What was that song?

See Hottub's post above.

PD
03-11-2008, 08:09 AM
afternoon buddays.

Mooch IS amazing.

spadanko
03-11-2008, 08:09 AM
Hiya BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS SSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TONYTIGER
03-11-2008, 08:10 AM
hi guys i just called into the show, its tony

welcome buddys !

:laugh:

Hottub
03-11-2008, 08:11 AM
Good job, Tony.

Matty from the Nati
03-11-2008, 08:11 AM
See Hottub's post above.

Cool. Tanks!

Chip196
03-11-2008, 08:11 AM
Ok, I'll do it. But you're buying the beer. I'll need to be all liquored up to kiss that lunkhead Travis Hafner.

Titties can run on the field ... not hippies. You're too skinny and bearded to get away with it.

Hottub
03-11-2008, 08:12 AM
So sorry... Epo is in a meeting right now. Can I take a message?


I agree with you, Tubby... he NEEDS to call in at some point.

Peas hode.

Matty from the Nati
03-11-2008, 08:12 AM
hi guys i just called into the show, its tony

welcome buddys !

:laugh:

The call was grrrrrreat

TONYTIGER
03-11-2008, 08:14 AM
Good job, Tony.


thanks alot hotub, the buddys make me laugh every day, and also your posts are top notch.


thanks

:laugh:

TONYTIGER
03-11-2008, 08:15 AM
The call was grrrrrreat

thanks matty for the kind words !

:smile:

DolaMight
03-11-2008, 08:16 AM
I can't take ESD bringing up the Cohen Bros. out of context every chance he gets. When I think Melloncamp kids I think Cohen Bros.

Hottub
03-11-2008, 08:17 AM
The should change the name to Medicocre Britain.

Matty from the Nati
03-11-2008, 08:18 AM
thanks matty for the kind words !

:smile:

wurd up

PD
03-11-2008, 08:20 AM
I love ESD, but having kids do Pledge to work on memorization?


where does he come up with some of this

BeerBandit
03-11-2008, 08:22 AM
Blow up any animal you want. Microscopic Bacteria will take any of 'em out.

damainer
03-11-2008, 08:22 AM
My inno didnt change with the daylight savings time. wtf is up with that

Dingbat_Charlie
03-11-2008, 08:22 AM
a hippo is tougher than a rhino.

EliSnow
03-11-2008, 08:23 AM
thanks alot hotub, the buddys make me laugh every day, and also your posts are top notch.



Are you sure you're reading all of them?

Hottub
03-11-2008, 08:25 AM
Are you sure you're reading all of them?

:furious:

thejives
03-11-2008, 08:26 AM
Did they talk about Spitzer yet?

Furtherman
03-11-2008, 08:26 AM
Lobster Fight!
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Rhino Fight!
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DolaMight
03-11-2008, 08:26 AM
The lobster will turtle. Rhino gets a charge flips it over and then the horn takes out the shelless unprotected belly.

DOHO@HOME
03-11-2008, 08:27 AM
Pot talk Tuesday love it:lol:

PD
03-11-2008, 08:28 AM
My inno didnt change with the daylight savings time. wtf is up with that

check the settings; there is a preference to have it automatically change.
(mine changed when I turned this on)

oh_kee_pa
03-11-2008, 08:29 AM
this giant lobster scares the shit out of me and will take over the world within a week

nevnut
03-11-2008, 08:29 AM
Jay Mohr!!

Hottub
03-11-2008, 08:30 AM
A lobster is a fucking wet insect.

And gross.

hexy68
03-11-2008, 08:30 AM
Did they talk about Spitzer yet?

not yet jives

Hottub
03-11-2008, 08:30 AM
I'm not too sure, Jay.

Friday
03-11-2008, 08:31 AM
i love Jay Mohr.... he's the besssst

Matty from the Nati
03-11-2008, 08:31 AM
Spit talk! Is it more or has Brx Johnny not been on the show lately?

Hottub
03-11-2008, 08:32 AM
Why do you want to watch a lobster fight? Jesus, Johnnie.

DolaMight
03-11-2008, 08:32 AM
mosquito boxing?

that's just very small 100lb men. They're still human BX

hexy68
03-11-2008, 08:33 AM
i want to see a cricket fight a lobster :smoke:

Furtherman
03-11-2008, 08:33 AM
this giant lobster scares the shit out of me and will take over the world within a week

http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/giant%20lobster.jpg

Friday
03-11-2008, 08:35 AM
Why do you want to watch a lobster fight? Jesus, Johnnie.

he's hispanic, silly!

cock fights, dog fights... why not watch a lobster fight too? :tongue:

Matty from the Nati
03-11-2008, 08:36 AM
http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/giant%20lobster.jpg

I wonder if that chick likes me

ANC
03-11-2008, 08:36 AM
hey buddies on break from class. All this lobster talk makes me hungry. Has anyone ever seen the size of the lobsters at Francisco Centro Vasco on 23rd St.? Great restaurant by the way.

AKA
03-11-2008, 08:36 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/REIN/HR12168~Rhino-Posters.jpg

vs.

http://www.bostonrockdog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lobster-dog-costume.jpg

mikeyboy
03-11-2008, 08:38 AM
A lobster is a fucking wet insect.

And gross.

And delicious.

Matty from the Nati
03-11-2008, 08:38 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/REIN/HR12168~Rhino-Posters.jpg

vs.

http://www.bostonrockdog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lobster-dog-costume.jpg

That's too funny. I can't stop laughing.

AKA
03-11-2008, 08:39 AM
And delicious.

Just like a fucking wet insect.

Furtherman
03-11-2008, 08:39 AM
The largest spiny lobster on record was over 1 m (3 ft) long and weighed over 11.8 kg (26 lb)[3].

Do they make 3ft. long Volkswagens?

EliSnow
03-11-2008, 08:39 AM
:furious:

:wink:

Badinia
03-11-2008, 08:40 AM
http://www.bostonrockdog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/lobster-dog-costume.jpg


Advantage: LOBSTER is CUTER!

French Bulldog Lobster:

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Servo
03-11-2008, 08:41 AM
hey buddies on break from class. All this lobster talk makes me hungry. Has anyone ever seen the size of the lobsters at Francisco Centro Vasco on 23rd St.? Great restaurant by the way.

Aw hey buddy... That is a great place. I went there with a certain friend of ours a few years ago. Didn't have the lobster, though.

hexy68
03-11-2008, 08:43 AM
http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/baby-lobster.jpg

DolaMight
03-11-2008, 08:43 AM
Ron would never have to open for anyone. Even Zombie Pryor.

RhinoinMN
03-11-2008, 08:44 AM
I would fuck a lobster up

ANC
03-11-2008, 08:44 AM
Aw hey buddy... That is a great place. I went there with a certain friend of ours a few years ago. Didn't have the lobster, though.

Yo buddy! Yeah he's the one who told me about that place. Damn I could go for that..

Gotta run back to class. I'll talk to ya later.

mikeyboy
03-11-2008, 08:45 AM
Hippos are killers? I guess we should be nicer to him.

Servo
03-11-2008, 08:45 AM
http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/baby-lobster.jpg

Starvin'!

Furtherman
03-11-2008, 08:46 AM
Trailer for Jay Mohr's movie, Street Kings. (http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=226&item=1)

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 08:46 AM
The number one killer in Africa and America....blacks!

RhinoinMN
03-11-2008, 08:47 AM
Rhino vs Hippo?


I would throw a block of bacon off of a cliff.

Game over.

Friday
03-11-2008, 08:48 AM
Obama kicked Hillary back into play yesterday. Good stuff. :)

Video Courtesy of epo....


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ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 08:49 AM
Rhino vs Hippo?


I would throw a block of bacon off of a cliff.

Game over.

I do love a dirty fight!

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 08:52 AM
Dave...take a cut...it helps for the kid!

sailor
03-11-2008, 08:52 AM
shane macgowan was born in england (of irish parents) and then his mom took him back to ireland for 6 years, then he moved back to england. i'd say he qualified as both, but choosing one, i'd go with irish.

thejives
03-11-2008, 08:53 AM
Ummm... guys?

The governor was caught with whores!

Friday
03-11-2008, 08:55 AM
Ummm... guys?

The governor was caught with whores!

by whores... do you mean Other Politicians??

DolaMight
03-11-2008, 08:56 AM
shane macgowan was born in england (of irish parents) and then his mom took him back to ireland for 6 years, then he moved back to england. i'd say he qualified as both, but choosing one, i'd go with irish.

I think he looks more Hispanic
http://maxpages.com/files/dvs/e87e06f1.jpg
http://data1.blog.de/media/037/488037_f0049c77c4_m.jpg

AKA
03-11-2008, 08:58 AM
http://www.probelog.com/images/20050127_taffy-making-machine.jpg

sailor
03-11-2008, 09:00 AM
has anyone told dave there's a good chance she'll poop during delivery?

i was there for my wife's c-section. it was surreal, but you don't see anything.

Badinia
03-11-2008, 09:02 AM
I ask to no-one, why do dummies *get* pregnant? Sigh.

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:02 AM
by whores... do you mean Other Politicians??

Yes.
And 5 grand hookers too.

nate1000
03-11-2008, 09:06 AM
http://kecute.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/baby-lobster.jpg

Best of both worlds!

Slow roasted lobster baby. Delicious!

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 09:07 AM
Gov Spitzer deserves our support

nate1000
03-11-2008, 09:07 AM
Hippos are killers? I guess we should be nicer to him.

Once you slap a band-aid on them- calm as a sleeping baby.

NAFC
03-11-2008, 09:07 AM
ROTF.

I had eleven kids but only 2 are left.

Great line!

nevnut
03-11-2008, 09:09 AM
Dave had a great line "Milk goes in and milk comes out"

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 09:10 AM
I think that is delightful! A little milk bath !

Team_Ramrod
03-11-2008, 09:12 AM
Fuckin little scum!

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:12 AM
This pregnancy talk is going to go on for a long long time.

Hottub
03-11-2008, 09:12 AM
I'm still going with the Sheepy tattoo.

MadMatt
03-11-2008, 09:15 AM
Why is Sheepy such a dope? What kind of anti-social idiot says stuff like that?

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 09:17 AM
Sam really did stink!

Friday
03-11-2008, 09:19 AM
This pregnancy talk is going to go on for a long long time.

http://www.anaitgames.com/wp-content/darth_vader_nooo1.jpeg

heyronnie
03-11-2008, 09:26 AM
Are they going to talk about Spitzer today?

Seems odd that they haven't mentioned it yet.

Badinia
03-11-2008, 09:28 AM
Are they going to talk about Spitzer today?

Seems odd that they haven't mentioned it yet.

They talked about it super-briefly yesterday.

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:29 AM
Are they going to talk about Spitzer today?

Seems odd that they haven't mentioned it yet.

Someone should call up Lilly and ask how to smooth things over with your wife and state after you're caught with a hooker.

hexy68
03-11-2008, 09:30 AM
sam sounds like he's huffing helium

AlabamaMan
03-11-2008, 09:31 AM
Hello people

nate1000
03-11-2008, 09:31 AM
Uh-Oh.
Fez is starting with the Earl-speak:
".....and I heard that, but I said try some new voices."

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 09:35 AM
Where are our funny people!!!???!!!

Badinia
03-11-2008, 09:35 AM
I think the submit date for this contest has passed, Holmes...

AlabamaMan
03-11-2008, 09:36 AM
I think the submit date for this contest has passed, Holmes...

Holmes..:lol:

Hottub
03-11-2008, 09:38 AM
Not bad, Dave.



*Homer* Booo!!! *Homer*

drusilla
03-11-2008, 09:39 AM
deadline is march 24th

Friday
03-11-2008, 09:39 AM
Where are our funny people!!!???!!!

have you heard car crash comedy??

there are no funny people here.....http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 09:41 AM
Jesus even tho your not real please do something for Earl so he can get a black president!


:clap::clap:

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:41 AM
I had all these whore jokes ready and now they aren't talking about it.

SinA
03-11-2008, 09:41 AM
By my estimates, they got a raise of $1.0384615384615384615384615384615 per hour.

AlabamaMan
03-11-2008, 09:42 AM
......

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:43 AM
......

Oh shit.
He's starving!

HE'S STARVING!!!

are we animals?

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:45 AM
Finally!

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 09:45 AM
This is one of my fav bits!

Badinia
03-11-2008, 09:45 AM
I had all these whore jokes ready and now they aren't talking about it.

Be dialing!

hexy68
03-11-2008, 09:45 AM
ya happy jives...Spitzer talk :clap:

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:45 AM
He had to go to emperor's, his wife was charging 10 grand.

MadMatt
03-11-2008, 09:46 AM
......


Ah - going for the Pac-Man lunch today, are we? :thumbup:

Hottub
03-11-2008, 09:46 AM
His reputation is already in the shitter.

nate1000
03-11-2008, 09:47 AM
Ah. Of course Earl remembers the cuckold.

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:50 AM
All joking aside... I think he had a moment of weakness and has felt horrible about it ever since. It's tragic, but it's also human nature to screw up.

hexy68
03-11-2008, 09:50 AM
he couldn't find a decent whore in DC?

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:51 AM
he couldn't find a decent whore in DC?

no man. Buy local.
home town pride.

Furtherman
03-11-2008, 09:51 AM
Lilly, I'd wallpaper your kitchen for free.

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:52 AM
Lilly, I'd wallpaper your kitchen for free.

ew

Friday
03-11-2008, 09:53 AM
His reputation is already in the shitter.

it was already halfway there before this... he has had scandals all over the place.


as for cheating/getting hookers... people need to get off their high horses.

let he among us without sin be the first to condemn...... blablabla

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 09:53 AM
I Am Not Ashamed Of My Freak!!

Furtherman
03-11-2008, 09:54 AM
Lilly, I'd wallpaper your kitchen for free.

ew

You judge Lilly? If that's what she's into, so what?!

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:54 AM
Jimmy Norton has a church?

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:55 AM
You judge Lilly? If that's what she's into, so what?!

It's not me.
It's society.

SinA
03-11-2008, 09:55 AM
he couldn't find a decent whore in DC?

they're all booked by republicans

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 09:55 AM
Jimmy Norton has a church?

He should!

Furtherman
03-11-2008, 09:55 AM
I'm Having Pie For Dinner Tonight!!!! Dammit!!!

thejives
03-11-2008, 09:56 AM
Now they're talking about Al Dukes.

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 09:56 AM
they're all booked by republicans

:clap: oh wait

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/ralphbxny/DSCF0114.jpg

barjockey
03-11-2008, 09:58 AM
I want Blueberry pancakes

http://re3.yt-thm-a04.yimg.com/image/25/f11/94945501

nate1000
03-11-2008, 09:58 AM
I blame his wife.

He obviously needed a lil bit o' the freakiness, but his North Carolina baptist raised wife couldn't help him out, so he went somewhere else. She shoulda taken one for the team. It's a marriage for crissakes, hold up your end of the deal, honey. Now you get to join the Hillary club.:devil2:

MadMatt
03-11-2008, 09:58 AM
You judge Lilly? If that's what she's into, so what?!

I think he is more skeeved by the choice of wallpaper paste than anything...

MadMatt
03-11-2008, 10:00 AM
Can they please buy a new phone for Brazilian Julie who regularly calls in? Her volume sucks!

Hottub
03-11-2008, 10:01 AM
I gotta meet this girl, Ronnie.

nate1000
03-11-2008, 10:03 AM
I gotta meet this girl, Ronnie.

Don't bet on it. He prolly married her. I would've.

Friday
03-11-2008, 10:03 AM
Can they please buy a new phone for Brazilian Julie who regularly calls in? Her volume sucks outloud!

i think thats just the 'i am trying to be sexy on the phone' voice she is affecting.... but it's not working out quite so well.... heh

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 10:03 AM
I blame his wife.

He obviously needed a lil bit o' the freakiness, but his North Carolina baptist raised wife couldn't help him out, so he went somewhere else. She shoulda taken one for the team. It's a marriage for crissakes, hold up your end of the deal, honey. Now you get to join the Hillary club.:devil2:

I said this same thing to my chick last night, but she didnt agree! Its like the Chris Rock bit...she needed to be down there before anyone else.

barjockey
03-11-2008, 10:04 AM
Spitzers daughters will turn out to be freaks too.

EliSnow
03-11-2008, 10:04 AM
I blame his wife.

He obviously needed a lil bit o' the freakiness, but his North Carolina baptist raised wife couldn't help him out, so he went somewhere else. She shoulda taken one for the team. It's a marriage for crissakes, hold up your end of the deal, honey. Now you get to join the Hillary club.:devil2:

Meh. He could have gotten all the freakiness he wanted from his wife, but still decide he needs something else that his wife isn't (younger, bustier, taller, shorter, etc).

nate1000
03-11-2008, 10:05 AM
Spitzers daughters will turn out to be freaks too.

Gentlemen, start your timers.

http://nymag.com/news/features/spitzer070723_3_560.jpg

Furtherman
03-11-2008, 10:06 AM
Spitzers daughters will turn out to be freaks too.

Good call! They won't want to go through what their Mom has. They will get the freak on.

jauble
03-11-2008, 10:07 AM
Hey buddies missed most the show...how has it been?

barjockey
03-11-2008, 10:07 AM
Good call! They won't want to go through what their Mom has. They will get the freak on.

Dont forget they got a little bit of dad in them too.:smoke:

epo
03-11-2008, 10:08 AM
Peas Hold

Hottub
03-11-2008, 10:08 AM
i think thats just the 'i am trying to be sexy on the phone' voice she is affecting.... but it's not working out quite so well.... heh

Save that shit for Reilly!:clap:

nate1000
03-11-2008, 10:09 AM
Meh. He could have gotten all the freakiness he wanted from his wife, but still decide he needs something else that his wife isn't (younger, bustier, taller, shorter, etc).

Please. You ever met a North Carolina Baptist? Freakiness doesn'e come to mind.

Friday
03-11-2008, 10:09 AM
Peas Hold

(peas hode)

nate1000
03-11-2008, 10:10 AM
Dont forget they got a little bit of dad in them too.:smoke:

Just gonna let that sit there for a minute.

epo
03-11-2008, 10:10 AM
(peas hode)

WNEW.

Friday
03-11-2008, 10:11 AM
Just gonna let that sit there for a minute.

i'm holding myself back

:innocent:

SinA
03-11-2008, 10:12 AM
Gentlemen, start your timers.

http://nymag.com/news/features/spitzer070723_3_560.jpg

that's why he went for prostitutes, hell i can't blame him.
it's gotta be torturous not being able to jam any of the three hot teenagers living in your house.

ok, two hot ones and a 'five'

nate1000
03-11-2008, 10:13 AM
Just gonna let that sit there for a minute.

that's why he went for prostitutes, hell i can't blame him.
it's gotta be torturous not being able to jam any of the three hot teenagers living in your house.

ok, two hot ones and a 'five'

Ok, nevermind.

epo
03-11-2008, 10:15 AM
Does that make Fez more of a Judith Light?

jauble
03-11-2008, 10:15 AM
that's why he went for prostitutes, hell i can't blame him.
it's gotta be torturous not being able to jam any of the three hot teenagers living in your house.

ok, two hot ones and a 'five' year old

fixed

hexy68
03-11-2008, 10:15 AM
fez is too cheap for that :happy:

sailor
03-11-2008, 10:16 AM
it was already halfway there before this... he has had scandals all over the place.


as for cheating/getting hookers... people need to get off their high horses.

let he among us without sin be the first to condemn...... blablabla

i would agree with that except he prosecuted these crimes before and built his reputation as being a moralistic, crime-fighter of sorts.

nate1000
03-11-2008, 10:17 AM
Wait a second. Hold on one god damned minute here.

You get to have sex with a sex therapst?

epo
03-11-2008, 10:19 AM
6th Amendment of the Constitution: The Right to Bang Chicks.

ESD is a maniac.

EliSnow
03-11-2008, 10:20 AM
Please. You ever met a North Carolina Baptist? Freakiness doesn'e come to mind.

My point is that she could be as freaky as need be (and she maybe, some of the freakiest chicks I know in the sack were from conservative christian families), and he may still go to a pro for the reasons I mentioned.

SinA
03-11-2008, 10:21 AM
69th Amendment of the Constitution: The Right to Bang Chicks.



a subtle edit

epo
03-11-2008, 10:21 AM
I love it when Ronnie talks about religion. His comedy days with Kinison & Bill Hicks come shining through.

barjockey
03-11-2008, 10:22 AM
CYA Buddies
Off to work making drinks for the Over-priviledged.http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/m3/2721465333

hexy68
03-11-2008, 10:23 AM
6th Amendment of the Constitution: The Right to Bang Chicks.

ESD is a maniac.

also this..."There's no bleeding in Heaven" :wacko:

Friday
03-11-2008, 10:24 AM
CYA Buddies
Off to work making drinks for the Over-priviledged.http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/m3/2721465333

i will take a Godfather... Johnny Walker Blue, please. ;)

nate1000
03-11-2008, 10:25 AM
My point is that she could be as freaky as need be (and she maybe, some of the freakiest chicks I know in the sack were from conservative christian families), and he may still go to a pro for the reasons I mentioned.

Yeah, quite possibly.

EliSnow
03-11-2008, 10:25 AM
CYA Buddies
Off to work making drinks for the Over-priviledged.http://re3.yt-thm-a02.yimg.com/image/25/m3/2721465333

Do you tend bar in Northport?

thejives
03-11-2008, 10:27 AM
If you think about it, Adam ended up fucking his own rib.

nate1000
03-11-2008, 10:28 AM
Nobody portrays Adam as a bad person, Ronnie.

It was Eve who got them tossed out of the Garden of Eden.

Stupit Eve.

Dingbat_Charlie
03-11-2008, 10:30 AM
Mrs. Charlie and I dated and broke up twice before getting married the third time. So far so good, though we are still in our first year of marriage.


Ronnie is dead-on. a relationship might not work at one point in life but people change.

thejives
03-11-2008, 10:30 AM
http://www.truthbook.com/images/site_images/Bela_Klimkovics_Adam_and_Eve_300.jpg

"You want me to put my mouth on what?"

jauble
03-11-2008, 10:30 AM
If you think about it, Adam ended up fucking his own rib.

Is that a form of masterbation?

rooter
03-11-2008, 10:30 AM
"I'll tell ya right now," I like where this conversation is going.

hexy68
03-11-2008, 10:33 AM
If you think about it, Adam ended up fucking his own rib.

http://www.dizzypigbbq.com/images/CompetitionPics/29BelAir/33BeefRibs.jpg

...mmm...we got any ribs back there earl?

AlabamaMan
03-11-2008, 10:34 AM
http://www.dizzypigbbq.com/images/CompetitionPics/29BelAir/33BeefRibs.jpg

...mmm...we got any ribs back there earl?

Now your talkin'

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 10:34 AM
I used to do the Top 10 too!!!!

thejives
03-11-2008, 10:35 AM
People do that on this board.

The same chicks are always on top.

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 10:36 AM
If you think about it, Adam ended up fucking his own rib.

Are you saying Adam is no better than ESD and one of his bits?!

Servo
03-11-2008, 10:36 AM
I used to do the Top 10 too!!!!

Yeah, me too... that was the best.

Then my parents stuck me in an all-boys Catholic HS.... and it was all over.

thejives
03-11-2008, 10:38 AM
Are you saying Adam is no better than ESD and one of his bits?!

If it was an ESD bit, Adam would have gotten fellatio from the snake and then punctured a blowup doll of eve before bleeding and climaxing to death.

Friday
03-11-2008, 10:38 AM
Yeah, me too... that was the best.

Then my parents stuck me in an all-boys Catholic HS.... and it was all over.

you could no longer avoid you love of sweet, juicy man-ass?? :bye:

epo
03-11-2008, 10:38 AM
It's easier to be without sex?

Fez needs a new therapist.

thejives
03-11-2008, 10:39 AM
you could no longer avoid you love of sweet, juicy man-ass?? :bye:

But enough about the nuns...

nate1000
03-11-2008, 10:39 AM
Here we go. We're gonna end with tears.

jauble
03-11-2008, 10:39 AM
Hey A-Man did you do a report today?

thejives
03-11-2008, 10:39 AM
It's easier to be without sex?

Fez needs a new therapist.

Do you ever get the impression that Fez goes to the church lady instead of an actual therapist?

hexy68
03-11-2008, 10:41 AM
It's easier to be without sex?

Fez needs a new therapist.

Fez needs to bang his therapist! ...just to get his money's worth

AlabamaMan
03-11-2008, 10:41 AM
Hey A-Man did you do a report today?

Nope, it was not even worth mentioning:thumbdown:

Friday
03-11-2008, 10:41 AM
It's easier to be without sex?

Fez needs a new therapist.

Quoted for TROOF

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 10:42 AM
A new unmsked!!

ibanez23
03-11-2008, 10:42 AM
:bye:

jauble
03-11-2008, 10:42 AM
Well tonight I am making garlic butter creole marinated steaks, Potatoes, Corn in the husk all on the grill. Come up to ohio I'll throw one on for you.

schabadoo
03-11-2008, 10:42 AM
if Gabriel Byrne cant continue his HBO show, Ronnie would be a perfect fit.

nate1000
03-11-2008, 10:43 AM
Seriously, do you get to rail the sex therapist or what?

Seeyuh!

nevnut
03-11-2008, 10:43 AM
A Sonny Foxx slam.


I like.:clap:

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 10:43 AM
See ya Buddays!!

thejives
03-11-2008, 10:43 AM
And they're out at 2:42.

That lobster/rhino bit at the beginning was fucking hilarious. They had me in stitches. That would be a great addition to the file library.

nevnut
03-11-2008, 10:44 AM
Well tonight I am making garlic butter creole marinated steaks, Potatoes, Corn in the husk all on the grill. Come up to ohio I'll throw one on for you.

Is that like garlic butter saauuuu

lingerrrrr longerrrrr

AlabamaMan
03-11-2008, 10:44 AM
Well tonight I am making garlic butter creole marinated steaks, Potatoes, Corn in the husk all on the grill. Come up to ohio I'll throw one on for you.

Nice!!!!

ibanez23
03-11-2008, 10:44 AM
Well tonight I am making garlic butter creole marinated steaks, Potatoes, Corn in the husk all on the grill. Come up to ohio I'll throw one on for you.I love the garlic butter sawww.:lol:

hexy68
03-11-2008, 10:45 AM
Seriously, do you get to rail the sex therapist or what?

Seeyuh!

do you have dreams of Dr Ruth nate?:happy:

Hottub
03-11-2008, 10:45 AM
Screw Sunny Fox.

nate1000
03-11-2008, 10:46 AM
do you have dreams of Dr Ruth nate?:happy:

Don't kid yourself. That old bat would tie you down and make you like it.

jauble
03-11-2008, 10:46 AM
Perhaps I am a chubby heath ledger....or a skinny erock...who knows. I can grill/cook like a madman though. Anyone coming into springfield tonight shoot me an email.

hexy68
03-11-2008, 10:54 AM
good one nate! cya buddaysss!! :bye: