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nate1000
03-11-2008, 09:45 AM
Link:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7290088.stm

This is bullshit. I didn't get a vasectomy to waste it on a bunch of little hookers who don't know how to use a condom.

Wait a second......:wallbash:

Dougie Brootal
03-11-2008, 09:46 AM
this is really gonna ruin my weekends...












































































as soon as that beer pong game ends anyway.:unsure:

topless_mike
03-11-2008, 09:48 AM
viva la handjob !

QuentinRichardson
03-11-2008, 09:55 AM
Human papillomavirus, or HPV, affected 18% of the girls surveyed, chlamydia 4%, trichomoniasis 2.5%, and herpes simplex virus 2%.

So basically you have an 82% chance of gettin nothing. I dont see the problem


edit: Don't get pissed Mikeyboy, I forgot to log out

SatCam
03-11-2008, 10:23 AM
It found that nearly half of the African-American girls surveyed had at least one STD

Good thing I'm a racist

SouthSideJohnny
03-11-2008, 10:44 AM
trichomoniasis 2.5%

Isn't this what you get from eating undercooked pork?

Snoogans
03-11-2008, 10:45 AM
Isn't this what you get from eating undercooked pork?

I thought it was the stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy

DoubleJ
03-11-2008, 10:48 AM
Sorry.

Crispy123
03-11-2008, 10:52 AM
Human papillomavirus, or HPV, affected 18% of the girls surveyed, chlamydia 4%, trichomoniasis 2.5%, and herpes simplex virus 2%.

http://ecostreet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/baby-gown.jpg

The worst STD of them all

silera
03-11-2008, 10:52 AM
News like this makes me happy I don't have a girl.

Filthy fucking whores.

Hottub
03-11-2008, 11:12 AM
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9357/boysbwgoodoneeh2.jpg

:thumbup:

Snoogans
03-11-2008, 11:14 AM
http://ecostreet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/baby-gown.jpg

The worst STD of them all

wow is that fuckin funny

Team_Ramrod
03-11-2008, 11:19 AM
That's what you get for having sex in the vagina!

Furtherman
03-11-2008, 11:20 AM
wow is that fuckin funny

I laughed when Ron said it too.

SinA
03-11-2008, 11:22 AM
Us girls?

Snoogans
03-11-2008, 11:23 AM
I laughed when Ron said it too.

i musta missed when he said that

King Hippos Bandaid
03-11-2008, 11:32 AM
where were these girls in 1989-1995

the girls I went to High School were wearing jeans and Cross Colours trying to dress like guys


plus the Chicken was Hormone free

I blame Frank Purdue for the flat chested girls

Friday
03-11-2008, 12:01 PM
Actually, men are the carriers of HPV. However, they do not exhibit symptoms, nor does the virus have any adverse effect on them.

They transmit it to women/girls and we are the ones who have the increased chances of cervical cancer as a result.
Most abnormal lesions clear up over time... however in some cases you have to remove them through minor surgery.

SinA
03-11-2008, 12:15 PM
Actually, men are the carriers of HPV. However, they do not exhibit symptoms, nor does the virus have any adverse effect on them.

They transmit it to women/girls and we are the ones who have the increased chances of cervical cancer as a result.
Most abnormal lesions clear up over time... however in some cases you have to remove them through minor surgery.

I agree with part of that, and unfortunately I think I might have to make this whole thing worse on the part that I think might be wrong.

I read that HPV might actually be increasing the incidences of FUCKING THROAT CANCER IN DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read it somewhere, I think. Google it if you don't believe me.
Words of a vey wise man..

he said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin
then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
oh, the times I could reminisce
'cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin
only started with a little kiss
like this :tongue:

topless_mike
03-11-2008, 12:16 PM
hittin that shit raw and coming out clean adds to the thrill of it.

weekapaugjz
03-11-2008, 12:19 PM
hittin that shit raw and coming out clean adds to the thrill of it.

http://www.invisibleincdesign.com/assets/i/deerhunting.jpg

ralphbxny
03-11-2008, 12:26 PM
where were these girls in 1989-1995

the girls I went to High School were wearing jeans and Cross Colours trying to dress like guys


plus the Chicken was Hormone free

I blame Frank Purdue for the flat chested girls

QFT

keithy_19
03-11-2008, 12:28 PM
I gave it all to them. Even the Mexican gals. ARIBE!

SinA
03-11-2008, 12:31 PM
this thread needs pics
















































sometimes i disgust even myself.




















not this time.

CountryBob
03-11-2008, 01:09 PM
I have never had a chick ask for the condom before sex. For a new chick I always tie on the bag but usually before the 2nd or 3rd time they dont want you to wear one.They dont like em'.

So, I say "roll the dice".

IamPixie
03-11-2008, 01:17 PM
the uk needs to keep their nose out of our vaginas !

lleeder
03-11-2008, 01:21 PM
According to these findings...http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee242/kenz_123/ani_difranco.jpg

SyndicateParish
03-11-2008, 01:30 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/pregnantteenager_467x700.jpg

SyndicateParish
03-11-2008, 01:32 PM
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/firstparentblogger/teenpregnancy.jpg

Dude!
03-11-2008, 01:40 PM
http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m125/firstparentblogger/teenpregnancy.jpg

those people sure start em young
that babe on the left looks preggers already

Midkiff
03-11-2008, 04:23 PM
One piece of that tight eighteen-year-old puss is worth the risk.

Midkiff
03-11-2008, 04:24 PM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/pregnantteenager_467x700.jpg

Shit, I just popped wood looking at that picture.

scottinnj
03-11-2008, 04:36 PM
Actually, men are the carriers of HPV. However, they do not exhibit symptoms, nor does the virus have any adverse effect on them.

They transmit it to women/girls and we are the ones who have the increased chances of cervical cancer as a result.
Most abnormal lesions clear up over time... however in some cases you have to remove them through minor surgery.

Friday's right, don't let your daughters date uncircumcised commie heathens. Have the boy whip it out before the picture taking of the "pinning on the corsage" moment.

scottinnj
03-11-2008, 04:41 PM
the uk needs to keep their nose out of our vaginas !

That's a good trick to be able to do with the fucked up British teeth and all.

A.J.
03-12-2008, 04:27 AM
But the cougars are safe, right?

joethebartender
03-12-2008, 04:37 AM
First Chris Hansen... Now this! you gotta be on a suicide mission just to get some teen ass anymore!

nate1000
03-12-2008, 05:34 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/09/pregnantteenager_467x700.jpg

The english amaze me. The context for this picture was an article entitled "Britain still worst in western Europe for teenage pregnancies despite a decade of wasted efforts" and this is the picture they use? God bless the Queen.

grlNIN
03-12-2008, 06:23 AM
I work in a non-profit branch for low income, first time mothers who usually range is the ages of 14-24 (a handful of cases excluded, we actually have Rutgers students).

By paperwork alone you can see that even after having their first child and sometimes even a second, they are only using condoms for B.C., at most the quarterly depo shot. The condoms aren't being used "most of the time".

There is a caseload where the girl's boyfriend has given her chlamydia, herpes and HPV.

TheMojoPin
03-12-2008, 07:54 AM
Remember, folks...sex education can't be too detailed in schools. Hell, it shouldn't be taught at all!

Stupid American prudes. This country is sexually retarded.

Midkiff
03-12-2008, 09:22 AM
Stupid American prudes. This country is sexually retarded.

For once, we agree.

TheMojoPin
03-12-2008, 09:24 AM
No comment.

nate1000
03-12-2008, 09:31 AM
Stupid American prudes. This country is sexually retarded.

For once, we agree.

Well I am going to take it upon myself to sexually educate each one of the retarded in America.


"This is legal isn't it"

Yerdaddy
03-12-2008, 08:37 PM
Thank god I'm in Southeast Asia where it's safe!

scottinnj
03-12-2008, 08:41 PM
Thank god I'm in Southeast Asia where it's safe!

Dirty Bastard. You started this epidemic and then head for the hills. You're like the modern Mick Jagger, just rooonin the local tuna population for the men who actually live there.

Yerdaddy
03-12-2008, 09:31 PM
Dirty Bastard. You started this epidemic and then head for the hills. You're like the modern Mick Jagger, just rooonin the local tuna population for the men who actually live there.

I did not have "sexual intercourse" with that Hatian monkey.

A.J.
03-13-2008, 04:07 AM
Thank god I'm in Southeast Asia where it's safe!

And the "loving you long time" is clean!

http://www.psywarrior.com/swimvietleaf3.jpg

Team_Ramrod
03-13-2008, 05:36 AM
I did not have "sexual intercourse" with that Hatian monkey.

I did

























Twice

scottinnj
03-13-2008, 02:53 PM
I did

























Twice

I know, right after you left, she raised her rates, and tried to charge me extra for "no teeth"

SatCam
03-13-2008, 06:43 PM
I know, right after you left, she raised her rates, and tried to charge me extra for "no teeth"

Maybe ramrod shouldn't have told her she had "the nicest baboon ass I've ever seen"

keithy_19
03-14-2008, 02:22 PM
Maybe ramrod shouldn't have told her she had "the nicest baboon ass I've ever seen"

It wasn't inside out when he first met her...

Fezticle98
03-15-2008, 11:32 AM
Sorry.

Zorro
03-15-2008, 12:34 PM
Actually, men are the carriers of HPV. However, they do not exhibit symptoms, nor does the virus have any adverse effect on them.

They transmit it to women/girls and we are the ones who have the increased chances of cervical cancer as a result.
Most abnormal lesions clear up over time... however in some cases you have to remove them through minor surgery.

http://www.webmd.com/sexual-conditions/hpv-genital-warts/hpv-virus-men

Actually HPV in men has been tied to an increased risk in cancer of the penis. The reason why it's been thought there were no adverse affects was because it was never researched.

midwestjeff
03-15-2008, 12:35 PM
What am I supposed to do, stop fucking teenagers just because I have a few sores on my cock? Ridiculous.