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Sheeplovr
12-05-2001, 10:33 AM
This is called i got Hit in the right nut today in GYM

-by Sheeplovr

Today i played hocky in gym
and i was first offensenc and treied to score but i did not then at the half the golie asked me if i want to be goali then i say she thats a cool helmet
i suit up and get ready to play the first ball to shoot at the goal Hit me right in the the RIGHT TESTICLE and thats the good one
so then i hit the ground
everyone ask are u okay i couldnt even talk at that point and then some one goes hey did u get hit whear it counts i nod yes
well since i was in golie stuff so i fliped off the helmot but i had pads tied on ym legs so whill in pain i was treing to take off stuff so a girl had to come over even though im tankfull for her being kind she had to start undoing the straps and then says i feel like im undressing u that was kinda embarssing then i had to get up and i could hardly walk so i limp to the coner and sat by my self for the rest of the period

im still in pain now i hope the pain goes away theres no swelling but i feel like crap

THE END


copyright 2001 Sheepie enterprises a divison of Skippist Inc in Asa. with Disney

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Gvac
12-05-2001, 10:51 AM
Ouch! Never play hockey without a cup, my man. I learned that the hard way, too.

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nellie
12-05-2001, 10:51 AM
ohhhh, that's horrible :( i hope you fell better now

see ya, diane

Jennitalia
12-05-2001, 10:53 AM
aww. poor sheepie. too bad the girl who helped you out didn't kiss it and make it better. :( i hope this injury doesn't prevent you from making little sheepies later on in life :)

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sketchy
12-05-2001, 10:55 AM
i got nauseous just reading your story. sheepie feel better man.

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RF Godfather
12-05-2001, 10:57 AM
No more little Sheepies in your future I guess...

AnyWHO, take care budday.

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sketchy
12-05-2001, 11:09 AM
your lucky your fly wasnt open.

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Sheeplovr
12-05-2001, 11:19 AM
im pretty shur i can still make little sheepies

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Jennitalia
12-05-2001, 11:25 AM
are you practicing already?

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Captain Rooster
12-05-2001, 11:42 AM
first off..refering to testes as nuts..always funny!



she had to start undoing the straps and then says i feel like im undressing u


translation - i like your sack...can i give it a little kissy!

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Jennitalia
12-05-2001, 11:49 AM
i like to call nuts nads

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Captain Rooster
12-05-2001, 11:50 AM
i call them bawls..(balls)

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Sheeplovr
12-05-2001, 12:28 PM
I like to call the hole area the Saculla

but great news the pain went away but my pride is still hurt

and jenna Dirty dirty dirty

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RF Godfather
12-05-2001, 12:30 PM
I prefer "marbles" myself.

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F1Gm3nT
12-05-2001, 12:36 PM
I call em bolsa or huevos

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deal wid da matter

TheGameHHH
12-05-2001, 12:43 PM
Sheep, the same thing happened to me senior year in high school, it was the worst pain I ever felt. I swear I felt it for the next 4-5 months....the pain will be there for awhile my friend.

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Fallon
12-05-2001, 04:35 PM
Homer Simpson: "Gime (GYM)? What's a Gime?

**walks inside and see's people working out**

Homer Simpson: "Oh, a Gime!"

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Fallon
12-05-2001, 04:43 PM
One time about ten years ago I was playing street hockey and was running for the ball and ran the blade of my stick into the curb and the butt hit my right in the nuts! It f'n hurt.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-05-2001, 05:12 PM
Homer Simpson: "Gime (GYM)? What's a Gime?

**walks inside and see's people working out**

Homer Simpson: "Oh, a Gime!"




CLASSIC!

Son, other than a little private time, do you need anything? Oreos, hot cocoa, ice?

(Tee hee-- I call 'em GONADS! And I'm PROUD of it!!)

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
12-05-2001, 05:13 PM
and thats the good one


PS-- I never knew there was a "prefered" teste!

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Dudeman
12-05-2001, 05:38 PM
I prefer "marbles" myself.

the truth comes out about RF Mark. (Sorry, it was just a slow hanging curve, sitting there waiting to be hit. I in no way want to insult a RF Regular like yourself.)

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RF Godfather
12-06-2001, 03:49 AM
the truth comes out about RF Mark. (Sorry, it was just a slow hanging curve, sitting there waiting to be hit. I in no way want to insult a RF Regular like yourself.)So Blinky Dudeman you like making fun on me aye?!? The Prototype is non too happy! RF.Net gods, give me the big KNIFE! I'm gonna cut someone else's throat! LMAO

Hey Blinky you can rag on as long as I know its not a personal attack on my person. I do "prefer marbles myself!" Got a problem ith that?

LOL

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This message was edited by RonFez Mark on 12-6-01 @ 10:24 AM

reeshy
12-06-2001, 04:21 AM
Hey Sheepy,

If you're nice to her, maybe Erin will kiss the booboo for you!!

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Dudeman
12-06-2001, 06:17 AM
(Sorry, it was just a slow hanging curve, sitting there waiting to be hit. I in no way want to insult a RF Regular like yourself.)

i think the tone of my message was clear. now lets get back to what is important- the boy got hit in the family jewels

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This message was edited by Dudeman on 12-6-01 @ 10:19 AM

RF Godfather
12-06-2001, 06:24 AM
I know Dudeman, no worries. Just yankin your perverbial chain, Blinky.

I know there is something more important at hand, Sheepie's in pain and Ted wwas nowhere to help? Where was Ted when all of this went down?

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Sheeplovr
12-06-2001, 09:25 AM
Ted was hidding out in the girls locker room



Mom yes there is a diffracne u see the left one is the left on and the right one is the irght one and the Right one never gets hit its always been the left one so i figuer my right one was the good on and the left was the bad one liek in the movie unbreakable can i have some Grap kool aid and Soft Batch cookies

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BrandonKattel
12-06-2001, 09:33 AM
i felt the pain just from reading the story.
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