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Sheeplovr
12-05-2001, 10:55 AM
I did today

What about with u old folk did u ever get hit in the Area was it same horible pain and assament infront of everyone?

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Thunderlips
12-05-2001, 11:40 AM
I was playing some football with my friends in high school. The guy was running with the ball towards me, I was waiting to tackle, at the last second he shifted to the side and his knee contacted my genital region at a high rate of speed and with great force.

That was very, very bad. I didn't barf, but I sure hit the ground quickly and immediately went into the fetal position.

TheGameHHH
12-05-2001, 12:54 PM
I remember getting hit with a hockey puck square in the nuts....by far the worst pain I have ever felt.

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impactplayer2k1
12-05-2001, 01:29 PM
I got hit there while in a school yard fight. But instead of falling down in pain, i sucked it up, kicked his ass, then i heeled over and cried like girl with a skinned knee.

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The Blowhard
12-06-2001, 03:04 AM
I was in Junior High and I pulled a groin muscle playing basketball. Being a young genius, I went home and smeared my crotch with Ben Gay. Not too bright.

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MrPink
04-17-2005, 03:56 PM
i got hit in the balls alot. one instance that really stands out is when i was throwing the football around and this dude drilled it to me so i tried to kick it and missed and ended up the fecal postition. in high skool me and my buddies would go and slap each other in the balls all the time.

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Death Metal Moe
04-17-2005, 04:00 PM
<p>OK, 1st off:</p><p><font size="1">i was throwing the football around and this dude drilled it to me so i tried to kick it and missed and ended up the <strong><u>fecal</u></strong> postition. </font></p><p>That's Ed's favorite one.</p><p><font size="1"> in high skool me and my buddies would go and slap each other in the balls all the time. </font></p><p>Did you just type that?</p>

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SilentSpic
04-17-2005, 04:08 PM
<p>It feels like being hit in the nuts when members bump up threads that are three years old.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>edit: make it 4 years old.<br />


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Death Metal Moe
04-17-2005, 04:10 PM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><p>It feels like being hit in the nuts when members bump up threads that are three years old.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>edit: make it 4 years old.<br /></p><a href="http://silentpix.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=Myalbums&file=thumbnails&album=65"><img title="Opie & Anthony Saint Patrick's Aftermath Pictures" src="http://silentpix.com/images/mysigs/rotate.php" border="0" /></a><br />COS15, Freakshow, Kevin, M1, &amp; PanterA Production <p>&nbsp;</p><font color="#000000">This message was edited by SilentSpic on 4-17-05 @ 8:09 PM</font> That's true.&nbsp; Only defense I'll offer for the guy is that since NOTHING is going on, you have to dig for stuff to post about these days.<br />

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MrPink
04-17-2005, 04:39 PM
<p>OK, 1st off:</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font></p><font size="1">i was throwing the football around and this dude drilled it to me so i tried to kick it and missed and ended up the <strong><u>fecal</u></strong> postition. </font> <p>&nbsp;</p><p>i meant fetal position <img src="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/tiny_mce/plugins/emotions/images/wallbash.gif" border="0" /></p><p></p><font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font><font size="1">in high skool me and my buddies would go and slap each other in the balls all the time. </font><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Did you just type that?</p><p>yeah i just typed it. is there somethin wrong bout it? </p>

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Death Metal Moe
04-17-2005, 04:48 PM
<p>yeah i just typed it. is there somethin wrong bout it? </p><p><img src="http://www.nndb.com/people/384/000049237/christopher_lowell_chair.jpg" border="0" /></p><p>&quot;OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm.&quot;</p>

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MrPink
04-17-2005, 04:51 PM
<p>dude im so confused right now. please no more makin fun of me! im hungover!</p>

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Death Metal Moe
04-17-2005, 05:01 PM
Well, OK.&nbsp; I wasn't really making fun of you anyway Mr. Pink.&nbsp; Just having a little fun with what you typed.

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MrPink
04-17-2005, 05:04 PM
i dont care u can make fun of me all ya want. oh now i get it, that statement probly did make me sound a lil gay

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FUNKMAN
04-17-2005, 05:43 PM
haven't been hit in the nuts too many times but one thing i do remember is there is a little delay before actually feeling the full affect of the blow...there's&nbsp;a few second delay and &nbsp;then all of a sudden your nut starts screaming bloody murder

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sr71blackbird
04-17-2005, 06:07 PM
What I want to know is if a girl gets hit in the same area, does it hurt them with the same level of pain?

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ChildofFez
04-17-2005, 06:10 PM
nah i don't think so...I think the best way to relate it is punching a chick in the hooter....I must experiment.

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high fly
05-30-2005, 02:30 AM
<p>When I was about 12 playing football out in the yard with my friends, I threw a pass to this guy in the end zone. He made a delightful leaping grab but came down on top of a fire hydrant.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Hung on to the ball, though.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>(too bad it wasn't an extra point. Talk about &quot;going for two!&quot;)&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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high fly
05-30-2005, 02:33 AM
<font style="font-size: 9px" face="Verdana">quote: </font>i got hit in the balls alot. one instance that really stands out is when i was throwing the football around and this dude drilled it to me so i tried to kick it and missed and ended up the <strong>fecal postition</strong>.&nbsp; <p><br />&nbsp;</p><p>In the animal kingdom, I think that's referred to as &quot;presenting.&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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IamFogHat
05-30-2005, 10:13 AM
A girl in my eighth grade class kicked me square in the nuts on our class trip to king's dominion because we held her on that bridge where the log fume or whatever gets you all wet and i was the first one she saw when she turned around.&nbsp; That stupid bitch, that hurt so goddamn bad.

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Donnielimes
05-30-2005, 11:26 AM
I got kicked in the groin by a colt on a farm in vermont when I was about 5. I also got kicked in the sack by a girl at school when I was in second grade for jumping into her jumprope game and she had those huge platform shoes on that they wore in the 70's. She's doing a manslaughter bid today. Her name is Monica. She's gay&nbsp;. I guess she was born that way.Nice looking Cha-Cha Lesbian but gay very very gay.

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05-30-2005, 08:09 PM
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high fly
08-07-2005, 02:20 AM
<p>I read Jim Bouton's <em>Ball Four </em>back in the 70s, and ever since then when I see a guy get it in the nuts I shout, &quot;Ding dong!&quot;</p><p>&nbsp;</p>

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MrPink
08-12-2005, 10:21 PM
<p><font size="1"> was in Junior High and I pulled a groin muscle playing basketball. Being a young genius, I went home and smeared my crotch with Ben Gay. Not too bright.</font></p><p>I once jerked off with Ben-Gay as a bet! At first it was fun, but then it started to burn... As soon as I cummed, I called all my friends to tell the great news.&nbsp;Then I&nbsp;tried to get the Ben-Gay off to no avail.&nbsp;</p>

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XMRonFez
08-25-2005, 07:56 PM
<p>In second grade, first and only time it ever happened. I sat next to&nbsp;a girl that pissed herself once a week. I made fun of her too many times and she got me square in the sac. I think I threw dirt in her face the next day and all was forgotten. </p>

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Evilpete
09-12-2005, 05:39 PM
anyone notice that when you get hit in the nuts the whole left side of
your body goes numb, like how your body reacts during a heart attack or
stroke???<br />


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09-12-2005, 05:45 PM
<p><img height="126" src="http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/reviews/weirdsciencegary3.jpg" width="104" border="0" /></p><p>that bitch kicked me in the nuts two times... that's the truth</p>

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