We share the road with this guy...

[joethebartender]

I took this pic with my crappy camera phone today at around 11:30 am. (I actually made a U-turn to get the pic.) It was in Teaneck, NJ near the 95 south ramp.

He is stuck on the lane divider in his roller skate-sized car. Both left and right side tires are on the road surface...the rest of the car is curbed.

I couldn't stop laughing. But with the amount of driving that I'm doing lately (side jobs in a limo), people like this scare the shit out of me. We have to stop honoring out of country driver's licenses; time for tougher tests!!!

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii201/joethebartender/idiot-1.jpg

[cupcakelove]

Or at least stop giving license to people from Jersey.

[Friday]

Or at least stop giving license to people from Jersey.

qft!!!!

[topless_mike]

i blame the new yorkers.

[Badinia]

Poor guy- he thought, "Finally, someone set up a drunk-track!"

[joethebartender]

Or at least stop giving license to people from Jersey.

This guy was not from Jersey. Don't let the plate fool you. I'll say he was from far east of Jersey.

[topless_mike]

ohhhhhhh
i solly, solly.

vely vely busy. must deriver this lo mein fast. make good tip.

[DoubleJ]

Like you've never done it before.

[cupcakelove]

ohhhhhhh
i solly, solly.

vely vely busy. must deriver this lo mein fast. make good tip.

Is that what joe said when he was using his camera phone while driving?

[topless_mike]

Is that what joe said when he was using his camera phone while driving?

major no-no in the Guardin State now.

[joethebartender]

major no-no in the Guardin State now.

I'm living on the edge.

[Friday]

I'm living on the edge.

well.... at least yer not driving on it.....



http://www.freewebs.com/thehelppuppetteam/Muppets/Fozzy.png

[Stankfoot]

:bye::help::smoke:

[ralphbxny]

Thats why I moved out of NJ. Damn Jug Handles and express lanes!

[topless_mike]

Thats why I moved out of NJ. Damn Jug Handles and express lanes!

the jug handle helps form the perfect compliment to a highway.

you pull off the major road to make a left and cross over or turn in the opposite direction.
none of this blocking the left lane to make a turn on a major highway.
traffic flows so much smoother.

[Team_Ramrod]

Maybe SHE had airbag suspension and just dropped it there in case SHE got rear ended while parked.

[Gmann]

well.... at least yer not driving on it.....



http://www.freewebs.com/thehelppuppetteam/Muppets/Fozzy.png


That made me laugh out loud for real.

[Earlshog]

Like you've never done it before.


never in daylight.... okay maybe a time or two but the sun was just coming up

[jonyrotn]

I've seen the same thing at that exact spot a couple of times before..I can almost feel it in my inner thighs and crotch muscles..