April 1st is coming.......

[DiabloSammich]

And you all know what that means.

Oh that's right, you don't. Well, I'm not gonna tell you yet. But suffice it to say, it will bring mixed reactions.

Some of you will hate it. Some of you will love it. Most of you could care less.

Speaking for myself, I will hate it. It will cause me grief beyond imagination. I think Hippo will dig it in a big, big, way. I'm not sure about Hottub. He's hard to read.

That's all for now.

God damn you April 1st. God damn you.

[Friday]

My dad and stepmom got married on April 1st. I was my dad's "Best Person"!

I love that day!

[bobrobot]

And you all know what that means.

Oh that's right, you don't. Well, I'm not gonna tell you yet. But suffice it to say, it will bring mixed reactions.

Some of you will hate it. Some of you will love it. Most of you could care less.

Speaking for myself, I will hate it. It will cause me grief beyond imagination. I think Hippo will dig it in a big, big, way. I'm not sure about Hottub. He's hard to read.

That's all for now.

God damn you April 1st. God damn you.

Does it have something to do w/ bacon & scantily clad womens???

http://www.pergunnareriksson.se/images/undertonesB.jpg

or baconly clad womens???

[midwestjeff]

...better hide your heart girls.

[Team_Ramrod]

I agree; April 1st is coming....

It's Bonus/ raise day!

:clap::clap::clap:

[cupcakelove]

On April 1st I will be free of my current lease!!! I really hope its not a joke.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I wonder what it will be ,I dont like much things beside food beer and sports

[JustJon]

Mr friend's birthday?

[Judge Smails]

Is Gabbo coming?

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/screenshots/lists/news_057.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

I agree; April 1st is coming....

It's Bonus/ raise day!

:clap::clap::clap:


But what if you don't get a bonus/raise?

This is what I'm talking about. You never know what April 1st will bring.

But I know. And I'm scared.

[lleeder]

Is it Night of 1000 Thread Bumps?

[DiabloSammich]

Is it Night of 1000 Thread Bumps?


You do know that's a even better idea than the 1000 polls, and it would piss the mods off even more?

I'm in.

[Badinia]

Awww...it's my anniversary too...

http://a776.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/l_8e67d354b643f5a8453ad185e894aeaf.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

But what if you don't get a bonus/raise?

This is what I'm talking about. You never know what April 1st will bring.

But I know. And I'm scared.

Wow, that's deep bro. I never thought of that before.

[DiabloSammich]

16 days, and there is nothing any of us can do to stop it.

Treasure this moments, for April 1st is upon us.

[Friday]

16 days, and there is nothing any of us can do to stop it.

Treasure this moments, for April 1st is upon us.

so much buildup.

this had better be good.

[DiabloSammich]

so much buildup.

this had better be good.


It won't be.

[grlNIN]

I have a term paper and a midterm due.

[Gvac]

OH


MY



GOD!!!!!

[epo]

I don't know what God is up to, but Jesus looks to be getting warmed up for March Madness:

http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/_borders/3000158.jpg

[led37zep]

I didn't think my anniversary with my old high school girlfriend meant that much to you guys.

Wow, thanks, thanks for bringing up old memories.

pfft

[Gvac]

April 1st will be the saddest day in RonFez.net history based on the news I've learned recently.

I'm inconsolable.

[epo]

April 1st will be the saddest day in RonFez.net history based on the news I've learned recently.

I'm inconsolable.

I'm sorry.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

now Im wondering, if sammich and gvac don't like the news, why would I like it

[DiabloSammich]

now Im wondering, if sammich and gvac don't like the news, why would I like it


Cause you're weird.

[Gvac]

I'm sorry.

I said I was inconsolable.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Cause you're weird.

makes sense

[FUNKMAN]

plus it falls on a wednesday

[DiabloSammich]

plus it falls on a wednesday



A Wednesday? Christ All Mighty, just when I thought it couldn't get any worse....


Shit.

I hope you people are happy. You know this is your fault, right?

[Kevin]

Sammich, I just looked over and realized you have Total Posts: 3,113 (21.83 posts per day).. Since OCT.. You are heading towards Hippos territory my friend.

[DiabloSammich]

Sammich, I just looked over and realized you have Total Posts: 3,113 (21.83 posts per day).. Since OCT.. You are heading towards Hippos territory my friend.


How's that 10K thread coming?


Ohhh......sorry.

[Kevin]

How's that 10K thread coming?


Ohhh......sorry.

Ass... I don't care aboot no damn 10k thread.

But seriously, you did come on quick, it seems just like yesterday that you were new, i was just shocked to see that many posts.. No need to get all hostile, sally.

[DiabloSammich]

Ass... I don't care aboot no damn 10k thread.

But seriously, you did come on quick, it seems just like yesterday that you were new, i was just shocked to see that many posts.. No need to get all hostile, sally.


C'mon, when am I ever hostile? Well, that one time with Z-man,.....

Yes, it seems like yesterday, I was a bright-eyed, fresh-faced lurker, with dreams of hitting the big time on the messageboard. Now I'm a prick just like all of you.

Good times.

[Kevin]

C'mon, when am I ever hostile? Well, that one time with Z-man,.....

Yes, it seems like yesterday, I was a bright-eyed, fresh-faced lurker, with dreams of hitting the big time on the messageboard. Now I'm a prick just like all of you.

Good times.

I was kidding about the hostile part... Hitting the big time it seems is people dropping your 1st name to people to make them seem that they are cool.. NOW THATS bigtime!!

[PapaBear]

I was kidding about the hostile part... Hitting the big time it seems is people dropping your 1st name to people to make them seem that they are cool.. NOW THATS bigtime!!
I remember when I felt cool enough to call you Kevin.

[Kevin]

I remember when I felt cool enough to call you Kevin.

Then you were cool enough to reject my abomination of a sig pic.

[PapaBear]

Then you were cool enough to reject my abomination of a sig pic.
It's not your fault I had never heard of the Papa Bear that you used in the sig.:drunk:

[Kevin]

It's not your fault I had never heard of the Papa Bear that you used in the sig.:drunk:

I appreciate you trying to re build my fragile ego, but....

[DiabloSammich]

I hope when Gvac rises from his tomb and ascends to his place at the right hand of The Father he does something about April 1st.

I don't know, smite it, or some shit.

[RhinoinMN]

Is April 1st even real?

[Jughead]

And you all know what that means.

Oh that's right, you don't. Well, I'm not gonna tell you yet. But suffice it to say, it will bring mixed reactions.

Some of you will hate it. Some of you will love it. Most of you could care less.

Speaking for myself, I will hate it. It will cause me grief beyond imagination. I think Hippo will dig it in a big, big, way. I'm not sure about Hottub. He's hard to read.

That's all for now.

God damn you April 1st. God damn you.

Indiana sales tax goes to 7%..He is hard to read......But is a great father.....:innocent:

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Is it the day all faggot americans go to rest for good? :wub:

[Friday]

Is April 1st even real?

it's all in your head.

This is ALL in your head.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

nothing better happen to the Mayor of Boston

[jstalin]

APRIL 1 IS MY BIRTHDAY!:rolleyes:

[Tall_James]

I don't know what God is up to, but Jesus looks to be getting warmed up for March Madness:

http://www.catholicsupply.com/christmas/_borders/3000158.jpg

GOALTENDING !!!

[DiabloSammich]

One week left?

I got the nervous shits.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

One week left?

I got the nervous shits.

this better have an ending

I am have my alarm set to disappointment

[Friday]

One week left?

I got the nervous shits.

take a xanax and calm the fuck down.

[The Jays]

April 1 is my anniversary, thanks to that Ron and Fez party in 2006.

[DiabloSammich]

take a xanax and calm the fuck down.



I ran out of xanax a week ago.

I've been mixing Nyquil and Pedialyte ever since.

[Gvac]

Wow.

Almost here.

Sorry Sammich.

[DiabloSammich]

Damn.

Two days.

[Leticia]

April first is my anniversary!!

:wub:

[Gvac]

I'm so sorry, Sammich.

So very, very, very sorry.

[DiabloSammich]

You know, maybe I'm looking at this thing all wrong. Maybe this will be the best thing that could ever happen.




Shit.

[epo]

Buck up Sammich, it's gonna be great!

[Gvac]

Buck up Sammich, it's gonna be great!

You'll see!!!

[DiabloSammich]

Buck up Sammich, it's gonna be great!



It's gonna suck worse than Jim Morrison.


You'll see!

[epo]

Hey look everybody...it's Sammich McCool!

[Bossanova]

I already have me whiskey and cigar ready to give this date as much class as it deserves

[Gvac]

I already have me whiskey and cigar ready to give this date as much class as it deserves

Really?


I just planned on taking a dump and going to bed early.

[led37zep]

Really?


I just planned on taking a dump and going to bed early.


Useless without pics.

3.5 hours Sammy!

[DiabloSammich]

Gvac has the better plan Boss. Trust me.

[Bossanova]

Really?


I just planned on taking a dump and going to bed early.

If that is on my chest, I will forget the day and make it our night

[Gvac]

If that is on my chest, I will forget the day and make it our night

You always know just what to say! :wub:

[Bossanova]

Is it too wierd to ask Diablo to join?:innocent:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

spill the beans

the suspense is killing me and my bacon filled heart

[PhishHead]

Is it too wierd to ask Diablo to join?:innocent:

I guess i was kicked out of the threesome :(

[Bossanova]

I guess i was kicked out of the threesome :(

Not at all, I wanted you to be 100% before Gvac dropped his pants

[Gvac]

I smell foursome.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow a foursome

you people better get ready for a Diablo Manwich












wow that joke was terrible

[DiabloSammich]

I smell foursome.



We're past foursome and up to a daisy chain.


This reminds me of boy scouts.

[Bossanova]

This reminds me of boy scouts.

Does this mean that awful creep Hottub is invited?

[Gvac]

Does this mean that awful creep Hottub is invited?

God forbid!

[led37zep]

I smell foursome.

i can't even begin to imagine the smell.

[midwestjeff]

i can't even begin to imagine the smell.

What's to imagine? It's man ass and bleach.

[Gvac]

2 hours and 15 minutes left.

[Friday]

I'm so excited!!! I'm So Excited!!!

I'm So .... I'm so ....... scared......

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/photos/uncategorized/011.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

anything short of being spectacular will be a let down


I was told I was going to like this

[Gvac]

anything short of being spectacular will be a let down


I was told I was going to like this

No one could like this.

No one with a soul, anyway.

[PhishHead]

No one could like this.

No one with a soul, anyway.

I think I am going to hate it.

[DiabloSammich]

I'm typing my manifesto as we speak.


I hope I stay awake for this. Talk about anti-climactic.

[Gvac]

I think it's about time for that shit I referred to earlier.

[epo]

I think it's about time for that shit I referred to earlier.

Hot or Eww?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I hate not knowing, its gonna take alot for me to like this

[DiabloSammich]

Hot or Eww?




It could be both, you know.

[led37zep]

gvacs shitting, sammy is writing, hippo is worried...WHY WONT THIS DAY HAPPEN ALREADY!!?!?!??

[Friday]

I'm typing my manifesto as we speak.


I hope I stay awake for this. Talk about anti-climactic.

you have to stay awake to explain it to us all!!

we are counting on YOU

[Bossanova]

Maybe if a "hillbilly pedifile' read the statement it would be more intense

[Gvac]

Fuck this.

I'm going to bed.

[DiabloSammich]

Maybe if a "hillbilly pedifile' read the statement it would be more intense



"hillbilly pedophile" fan since day one.



Could a mod please lock this thread at midnight, please?

[Bossanova]

Lets just ask CREEPTUB

[DiabloSammich]

Fuck this.

I'm going to bed.



I'm with you.


This is stupid.

[Gvac]

And besides...you know you can't do it.

[DiabloSammich]

And besides...you know you can't do it.


hahahah.

That sounds like a challange.

[mikeyboy]

Is this all about my surprise birthday party? You guys are the best!

[Bossanova]

I hate it so much. Between Gvac and Sammy's thread my heart gets stomped on alot

[DiabloSammich]

Is this all about my surprise birthday party? You guys are the best!



Fuck.

I knew somebody would blow it.


Allright everybody, head on home. Phishy, hit the lights when you leave, will ya?

[Gvac]

I hate it so much. Between Gvac and Sammy's thread my heart gets stomped on alot

You know I'll never leave you.

Again.

[Bossanova]

Wait............ Do Gvac and I still get to jump out of Mikey's cake?

[Bossanova]

You know I'll never leave you.

Again.

Promise?:down:

[epo]

Wait............ Do Gvac and I still get to jump out of Mikey's cake?

I'm so excited for all of this and can't wait for the disappointment!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

2nd worst thread ever


here is the worst (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68355)

[DiabloSammich]

2nd worst thread ever


here is the worst (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68355)



I didn't even see that thread. When did you pull that off?

[Bossanova]

I didn't even see that threadNeither did any other members

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I didn't even see that thread. When did you pull that off?


hungover

did not think it thru


I thought it had potential

[Rorschach]

faggot

[DiabloSammich]

Allright bitches.


See you on the other side.

[Bossanova]

Allright bitches.


See you on the other side.

But thats too early

[DiabloSammich]

But thats too early



The other side of midnight.

[Friday]

Allright bitches.


See you on the other side.

is there liquor on the other side?

i will only go if there is booze.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

what about the west coast

I say Fuck Em

[Bossanova]

So close

[Friday]

So close

yet so far

[cupcakelove]

Well here we are.

[epo]

Well here we are.

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/7/0/570a4a10ae6d5f3342c5b0b9e8a50e56.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

[DiabloSammich]

Lock it up.

[Friday]

this event sucks

http://crappycomics.com/media/3/20050726-matchguybored.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

worst news ever

except for the new child, that is good news

[drusilla]

Awww...it's my anniversary too...

http://a776.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/12/l_8e67d354b643f5a8453ad185e894aeaf.jpg

that might be the cutest thing ever ever ever

[Kris10]

What a terrible thread... Diablo you suck for having us all think it had something to do with april fool's unless you pretending to leave IS the joke.

[jonyrotn]

Rock on party animals..Don't break the good china..

[Dougie Brootal]

i get jokes.

[JustJon]

Gee, I must have forgotten to ban Diablo last night.