I Hate The Esquire Minute

[LordJezo]

Holy shit I hate this guy and his awful XM spots.

Stay the fuck out of my business, stop telling me how to properly wear shorts, how I need an expensive watch, and that pit stains are now known as buttercupping in the trendy circles that you want to run in.

You are filled with too much fake energy, piss people off, and need to die.

Rage on.

[IMSlacker]

I thought you were gonna be pissed that it wasn't two minutes.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

commercials are not meant to be fun ever

suck it up

[jonyrotn]

He doesn't irk me nearly as much as the guy who says, "You can write it on a rock.."...
I'd love it if Lazlo sucker punched him..

[LordJezo]

He doesn't irk me nearly as much as the guy who says, "You can write it on a rock.."...
I'd love it if Lazlo sucker punched him..

But at least that dude seems like a down to Earth kind of honest nice old man. The Esquire douche acts like everyone who is not reading Esquire and carrying the latest Gucci bag is a lower life form and they must be up on the highest fashion in order to be worth anything.

Mother fucker.

Just a couple weeks ago he was going off on the particular way you are supposed to wear your facial hair and how only certain ways were socially acceptable.

Pure fury.

[tonypop]

A few weeks ago he said that mustaches were making a comeback so I grew one. I looked like a douchebag.

[hexy68]

He doesn't irk me nearly as much as the guy who says, "You can write it on a rock.."...
I'd love it if Lazlo sucker punched him..

add that pompous "wine expert" douche eric assamoff (sp?) to your punch list :thumbdown:

[LordJezo]

add that pompous "wine expert" douche eric assamoff (sp?) to your punch list :thumbdown:

I used to not like that guy either, his yuppie attitude used to really bug be but the Esquire guy is so completely terrible that Eric Asimov now seems like a cool guy.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/4853/asimovbiozs5.jpg

Plus he is kind of dorky looking, so I can't hate on that. Then I read some thing on Vodka that he wrote (and listened to the sound clips) and my opinion changed to not minding him at all.

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/26/dining/26wine.html

I think it's something to do with the way the Esquire guy talks. He is trying to be so awesome and hip that it's just annoying.

[MadMatt]

Holy shit I hate this guy and his awful XM spots.

Stay the fuck out of my business, stop telling me how to properly wear shorts, how I need an expensive watch, and that pit stains are now known as buttercupping in the trendy circles that you want to run in.

You are filled with too much fake energy, piss people off, and need to die.

Rage on.

I am soooooooo with you on this. F@#$ Esquire and the Esquire Minute.

Not only does the content completely blow, but the bed music sucks out loud! There are very few 'commercials' I find more annoying.

[Crispy123]

I am soooooooo with you on this. F@#$ Esquire and the Esquire Minute.

Not only does the content completely blow, but the bed music sucks out loud! There are very few 'commercials' I find more annoying.

Club Soda Kennys spot is unlistenable.

I can also do without Luis CK getting fucked in the ass. The first time it was mildly amusing, now not so much.

[lleeder]

Just a couple weeks ago he was going off on the particular way you are supposed to wear your facial hair and how only certain ways were socially acceptable.

Pure fury.

How do you wear your facial hair, buried in another man's lap?

[ToLEEdo]

tell them about the discount Harry!

[midwestjeff]

Stronger ropes.

[scottinnj]

everyone who is not reading Esquire and carrying the latest Gucci bag is a lower life form

This is true. Get with the program.

[scottinnj]

Stronger ropes.

That is the grossest one yet. Two chicks talking about how much they love facials and pearl necklaces, so take a pill for when you jack off in the shower for being the loser you are, you'll be able to knock over the shampoo with the power of your supercum.