I had White Castles last night [Archive]

Gmann

03-14-2008, 12:02 PM

I haven't had it in a long time.
While hailing a cab from work last night the aroma come from a few blocks away and made me just crave for em.

And man....Im paying for it today.

topless_mike

03-14-2008, 12:03 PM

pussy.

that means you havent had them enough times.

Gmann

03-14-2008, 12:10 PM

I have been farting since I woke up. The smell coming out of my bedroom is atrocious.

Why is it when you have a few drinks in you they seem SOOOOOOOOOOO good ??

King Hippos Bandaid

03-14-2008, 12:12 PM

they are brootal

I haven't indulged since I stopped smoking weed

nothing like mini onions in your poop

topless_mike

03-14-2008, 12:12 PM

cheap, small, and have a great magnetism towards drunken-bets.

Gmann

03-14-2008, 12:14 PM

I took such a shit just now. The smell is so bad it could kill plant life.

Hosp

03-14-2008, 12:25 PM

I've eaten your girlfriend's cooking, white castle's a trade up.

Gmann

03-14-2008, 12:38 PM

She's so gonna kick your ass.

jonyrotn

03-14-2008, 12:42 PM

Ohh shit, and shit and shit and continue to shit... If you get your stomach pumped right now the pain and suffering will only be temporary..Shouln't the powers that be consider merging this thread with "woman stuck in bathroom for 2 years"?

Gmann

03-14-2008, 12:45 PM

Im eating a turkey sandwich on whole wheat bread to somehow cleanse my stomach of all White Castle impurities.

Ritalin

03-14-2008, 12:47 PM

hahahaha. That same White Castle has given me problems before.

TheMojoPin

03-14-2008, 01:03 PM

Im eating a turkey sandwich on whole wheat bread to somehow cleanse my stomach of all White Castle impurities.

Yeah, bread and meat is the way to flush the system out.

Oh, wait.

Gmann

03-14-2008, 01:11 PM

I figure if I eat something healthy like that it would counteract the evils of the White Castle.

right ?? right ??

IrishAlkey

03-14-2008, 01:31 PM

If you have a colostomy bag, don't eat white castle.

Srsly.

Gmann

03-14-2008, 01:50 PM

Im still farting up a storm.

I feel bad for anyone who orders a drink from me tonight.

TheMojoPin

03-14-2008, 01:58 PM

If you have a colostomy bag

Stop right there.

damainer

03-14-2008, 02:14 PM

What is white castle?

Hosp

03-14-2008, 02:15 PM

She's so gonna kick your ass.

I see her once every 7 months, she'll forget by then.

And where are my fucking empanadas?

jonyrotn

03-14-2008, 02:52 PM

What is white castle?
It's a sucide solution..I think Dr.Kavorkian owns the one on Fordham Rd..

~Katja~

03-14-2008, 03:14 PM

one of the hidden treasures of this country I have never tried...and now even desire less

sailor

03-14-2008, 03:22 PM

i love white castles and don't understand people having stomach trouble from them. white castles (or popeye's) are a good sign you're not in a good neighborhood, tho'

~Katja~

03-14-2008, 03:26 PM

i love white castles and don't understand people having stomach trouble from them. white castles (or popeye's) are a good sign you're not in a good neighborhood, tho'

phew... now I am glad

lleeder

03-14-2008, 03:27 PM

i love white castles and don't understand people having stomach trouble from them. white castles (or popeye's) are a good sign you're not in a good neighborhood, tho'

Thanks for the lesson Blow...err I mean Bronx...Sailor

sailor

03-14-2008, 03:35 PM

Thanks for the lesson Blow...err I mean Bronx...Sailor

what was blowhardish about that?

IrishAlkey

03-14-2008, 03:40 PM

what was blowhardish about that?

It proved you obviously hate blacks.

zathrus

03-14-2008, 03:46 PM

its been a while since i've had white castle, but if i remember correctly it will defiently clean you out.

scottinnj

03-14-2008, 03:49 PM

I took such a shit just now. The smell is so bad it could kill plant life.

White Castle is awesome. It tastes great and cures constipation. Why do you think they are called sliders?

Love the White Castle

sailor

03-14-2008, 03:50 PM

It proved you obviously hate blacks.

some of my best friends love white castles!

IrishAlkey

03-14-2008, 03:51 PM

some of my best friends love white castles!

Was the house next door to you sold to White Castle employees?

sailor

03-14-2008, 03:55 PM

Was the house next door to you sold to White Castle employees?

my chinese food loving neighbors would never allow that.

Snacks

03-14-2008, 04:36 PM

It proved you obviously hate blacks.

I think he proved he has no idea what he is talking about. there is a white castle 3 miles from my brothers house in west jersey, its worth close to a million. i should ask him about that bad neighborhood!

there is one bad town is his surrounding area. but now that white castles is there its bound to turn ghetto!!

Kevin

03-14-2008, 04:47 PM

I think he proved he has no idea what he is talking about. there is a white castle 3 miles from my brothers house in west jersey, its worth close to a million. i should ask him about that bad neighborhood!

there is one bad town is his surrounding area. but now that white castles is there its bound to turn ghetto!!

That is a rare exception, Snacks.. White Castles are known to be mostly in bad area's.. Not sure about Popeyes though.

Snacks

03-14-2008, 04:56 PM

That is a rare exception, Snacks.. White Castles are known to be mostly in bad area's.. Not sure about Popeyes though.

maybe in ny but not here in nj, they are in middle class and above towns. of course we have some in newark, irvington, hillside etc. but my point is they are everywhere and statements like that usually piss me off because they seem racist to me.

Kevin

03-14-2008, 05:00 PM

maybe in ny but not here in nj, they are in middle class and above towns. of course we have some in newark, irvington, hillside etc. but my point is they are everywhere and statements like that usually piss me off because they seem racist to me.

Could very well be different in NJ.. I mean it makes ALOT of sense to put one near rich neighborhoods.. The money you could make with rich silver spoon, trust fund babies partying every night, is prob pretty big. White Castle prob KILLS during thurs-Saturday nights.

sailor

03-14-2008, 05:02 PM

multi-million dollar riverdale mansions are about 3 miles from the fordham road or south yonkers white castles but no one would say they're the same neighborhood. three miles also would get you from 42nd street to about the start of the 100s in the city.

sailor

03-14-2008, 05:04 PM

maybe in ny but not here in nj, they are in middle class and above towns. of course we have some in newark, irvington, hillside etc. but my point is they are everywhere and statements like that usually piss me off because they seem racist to me.

what was racist about it? you can say a neighborhood (newark, et al.) are bad but i can't? and the statement was about income not race.

topless_mike

03-14-2008, 05:53 PM

its not racist.
i can think of 5 white castles here in jersey.
they are in the ghetto, union (not ghetto, but not upscale), but i know for a fact there is not one in westfield...

Snacks

03-14-2008, 05:58 PM

its not racist.
i can think of 5 white castles here in jersey.
they are in the ghetto, union (not ghetto, but not upscale), but i know for a fact there is not one in westfield...

they are usually on a highway and a highway doesnt run directly through westfield / cranford. but the union white castle is right near the border of springfield. both towns are far from the ghetto.

King Hippos Bandaid

03-14-2008, 05:58 PM

the white castle in edison right by Menlo Park is in white town

jonyrotn

03-14-2008, 06:14 PM

If I was to build a castle (white or otherwise) in NY I'd put it in "Queens":king: for obvious reasons..But if I had my druthers I 'd put it in Europe..Not only cause the Euro is so much stronger, but also because most Royalty tend not to live in the Tri-State area..

Hottub

03-14-2008, 06:20 PM

I am now over 6 months White Castle free. I'm gonna pick up my next chip soon.

SatCam

03-14-2008, 06:58 PM

me and a buddy took a road trip to the white castle in yonkers last month. we spent more on gas then on burgers

mugby43

03-14-2008, 08:24 PM

In the 70's, we would all troop to the white castle on bruckner bld in th bronx and walk by the armed guard and sy thingsd like " give me $1.76 worth of burgers and get a sack of square belly bombs. It was a great night. Then we would troop back to castle hill and fuck all the wenches

TheMojoPin

03-14-2008, 09:57 PM

All the White Castles I've been to in the Chicago area are always in or near the whitest of white suburbs. Pisses me off that we don't have any actually in the fucking city.

jonyrotn

03-14-2008, 10:25 PM

me and a buddy took a road trip to the white castle in yonkers last month. we spent more on gas then on burgers
Maybe next time you won't be so quick to take an 18 Wheeler..

Gmann

03-15-2008, 01:25 AM

Man I was farting up a storm tonight. And all I had last night was 6 cheesebugers and a sack of fries.

You know whats really sad ?
The lady who was at the drive through of the White Castles 10yrs ago when I used to hang in that area bar hopping is still working there now. Her name is Yasmeen.

Ritalin

03-15-2008, 05:00 AM

All the White Castles I've been to in the Chicago area are always in or near the whitest of white suburbs. Pisses me off that we don't have any actually in the fucking city.

There's one right near that western/armitage/milwaukee triangle, and if I'm not mistaken, there's one on Addison - but that one's kinda far west.

(I moved from Bucktown to New York 13 years ago after graduating from DePaul - your idea of Bucktown is much different from mine. Our last apartment on on Webster and Damen was a 2 bedroom that we paid $420 a month for.)

Ritalin

03-15-2008, 05:01 AM

Ritalin

03-15-2008, 05:02 AM

what was racist about it? you can say a neighborhood (newark, et al.) are bad but i can't? and the statement was about income not race.

The White Castle Gmann is talking about is in Sunnyside, which isn't a bad neighborhood - at least it wasn't until he started hanging around.

He's trouble.

cougarjake13

03-15-2008, 05:29 AM

I had White Castles last night

that was a bad decision, i wonder if he still is paying for it this morning

BoondockSaint

03-15-2008, 05:56 AM

I go to the White Castle on Boston Rd. and I have never gotten the shits. This may be due to my cast iron gullet or the fact that you're a bunch of sissys.

King Hippos Bandaid

03-15-2008, 06:00 AM

my hangover is making it feel like I just ate 10 white castles

mikeyboy

03-15-2008, 07:57 AM

I've never been to White Castle.

sailor

03-15-2008, 08:00 AM

I've never been to White Castle.

racist.

King Hippos Bandaid

03-15-2008, 08:02 AM

I've never been to White Castle.

elitist, its Kobe Burgers and $4000 Wannabe Pop Singer Call Girls for you

TheMojoPin

03-15-2008, 08:13 AM

There's one right near that western/armitage/milwaukee triangle, and if I'm not mistaken, there's one on Addison - but that one's kinda far west.

(I moved from Bucktown to New York 13 years ago after graduating from DePaul - your idea of Bucktown is much different from mine. Our last apartment on on Webster and Damen was a 2 bedroom that we paid $420 a month for.)

Yeah, I just looked up the store locater, and they do have some technically in the city, but none towards the lake above the southside, so me without a car, I'm denied slider-y goodness.

joethebartender

03-15-2008, 08:55 AM

steamed onions and love are in the air...

http://www.weddingbee.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/wedding07.jpg

http://mindchattermedia.com/ghettowed.jpg

I'll take white castle but I prefer the white manna...

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Gmann

03-15-2008, 01:12 PM

She's really pasty looking with a fuzzy face and she kinda looks retarded, right?

YEAH!!! She's worked there for ages.

As for paying for it still today, I was draggin ass last night behind the bar. So today I started off my day with a nice grilled chicken salad. Yum Yum!!!

jonyrotn

03-15-2008, 01:52 PM

Clearly the healing has begun, but you're not out off the woods yet..You've still got a long row to hoe..A good first step might be, bringing the clothes you were wearing the night you ate there back in off the fire-escape..And it's probably safe to start repainting the bathroom, if the paint sticks..If it just beads up and runs off the walls, wait another week or two..

Gmann

03-15-2008, 02:00 PM

Way ahead of you. The blankets and bedsheets that have absorbed the stench have been washed FULLY.

SatCam

03-15-2008, 05:11 PM

Maybe next time you won't be so quick to take an 18 Wheeler..

well it is a 120mile round trip and unfortunately my car doesnt get 120miles to the gallon

Mike Teacher

03-15-2008, 06:01 PM

this thread is worthless without pictures

scottinnj

03-15-2008, 06:16 PM

How's this Mike?

http://homepage.mac.com/mattvant/Pix/WhiteCastle_M.JPG

sailor

03-15-2008, 06:18 PM

that pic reminds me, you have to get the onion rings instead of their horrendous fries.

SatCam

03-15-2008, 06:30 PM

that pic reminds me, you have to get the onion rings instead of their horrendous fries.

Those things look like the soggiest most digusting once-frozen fries ive ever seen. Now that I think of it, I dont think ive ever had the fries at white castle. Always the onion rings.

sailor

03-15-2008, 06:31 PM

Those things look like the soggiest most digusting once-frozen fries ive ever seen. Now that I think of it, I dont think ive ever had the fries at white castle. Always the onion rings.

what satcam said.

lleeder

03-15-2008, 07:44 PM

I like the chicken rings.

Snacks

03-15-2008, 07:55 PM

i just went to the "ghetto:dry:" for some white castles. it was scary but i made it out ok.:wallbash:

Tenbatsuzen

03-15-2008, 08:00 PM

After the Christmas party, Liz, Sheepy, and I stopped at the White Castle in Edison. We ate at home, but I forgot that Sheepy doesn't eat meat so I really overbought. I mean, REALLY overbought.

So being that I was tired and had my share, I put them in the fridge.

I ate COLD white castles the next day with football. That's fucking ridiculous.

sailor

03-15-2008, 09:04 PM