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DiabloSammich
03-14-2008, 12:59 PM
Your wife/girlfriend is leaving you.

Which would be the hardest for you male ego to take? If she left you for....


A - Another man

B - Another woman

C - To join a convent



And if a mod could edit the thread title to emasculating, I would be most grateful.

keithy_19
03-14-2008, 01:02 PM
Another man. I'd feel like I wasn't able to satisfy her to the best of my ability but some other guy is.

If she left me for a woman, hey. I can't help that she's gay.

If she left for convent, I was bested by God. I can't compete with him. Good for her.

RhinoinMN
03-14-2008, 01:04 PM
I say another man. Nothing worse than some guy doing something better than you at something that is a major part of your life.

If she went to another woman, she must have had tendencies b-4 and I would be pissed that I'm not included.

If she joined a convent.....she used to be a freak so good luck with that.

lleeder
03-14-2008, 01:04 PM
B another woman cause I'd be so interested in watching.

lleeder
03-14-2008, 01:05 PM
Which would be the hardest for you male ego to take? If she left you for....

D- a good speller

King Hippos Bandaid
03-14-2008, 01:05 PM
another women, because then u turned her into a vagitarian

RhinoinMN
03-14-2008, 01:08 PM
another women, because then u turned her into a vagitarian


BOOOOOOO!

DiabloSammich
03-14-2008, 01:08 PM
Which would be the hardest for you male ego to take? If she left you for....

D- a good speller



What sucks is I very rarely make a spelling error, and this time I did it in the title, which I can't edit.

Fuck me.

lleeder
03-14-2008, 01:09 PM
What about she leaves you for...
1) a rich guy
2) a guy thats better looking

lleeder
03-14-2008, 01:10 PM
What sucks is I very rarely make a spelling error, and this time I did it in the title, which I can't edit.

Fuck me.

Toobe honest I would't have noticed if you didn't point it out.

RhinoinMN
03-14-2008, 01:13 PM
What about she leaves you for...
1) a rich guy
2) a guy thats better looking

Or a guy that tries to make another guy's thread better.

Jujubees2
03-14-2008, 01:17 PM
Definately another guy. After all the time and money I spent on my wife to think another man is tapping her would be too much.

DiabloSammich
03-14-2008, 01:35 PM
Or a guy that tries to make another guy's thread better.


You've been on fire lately, has anybody told you that?

On fire.

Hosp
03-14-2008, 02:13 PM
Where's texting another man while in the middle of telling you you're "Too good a friend and don't want to ruin what we have" on your birthday?

damainer
03-14-2008, 02:15 PM
I dont think it would really matter in the long run which way she left.

RhinoinMN
03-14-2008, 02:17 PM
Where's texting another man while in the middle of telling you you're "Too good a friend and don't want to ruin what we have" on your birthday?

It just got serious.

Yeah, thats the worst.

Happy Birthday though.

Hosp
03-14-2008, 02:21 PM
It just got serious.

Yeah, thats the worst.

Happy Birthday though.

Thanks.


Oh, yeah, that was completely unrelated. It's not like a woman who had given me a charm for christmas that was the symbol for male sexuality couldn't possibly understand why I would think she would have feelings for me...

lleeder
03-14-2008, 02:29 PM
Thanks.


Oh, yeah, that was completely unrelated. It's not like a woman who had given me a charm for christmas that was the symbol for male sexuality couldn't possibly understand why I would think she would have feelings for me...

The only sign that a woman has feelings for you is her wrapping something moist around your penis. And even then thats not for sure.

Yerdaddy
03-14-2008, 11:20 PM
If she left me for Hosp.

PapaBear
03-14-2008, 11:23 PM
Definitely A. With B or C, she's just becoming someone different. With A, she's probably the same person, but found someone she likes more than you.

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-14-2008, 11:29 PM
Finding her bed with the other man.

Ouch.

patsopinion
03-15-2008, 03:19 AM
i dont know if anyone else noticed but "emasculating" was my word of the year for 07

and im going with none of the above
it doesnt matter why she leaves but how she leaves

Franklyn
03-15-2008, 06:55 AM
I'd have to say the man, because I am one. If she wanted a woman I really couldn't do much in that area. The only problem is that you can fight another man. Whatever small piece of respect you get back from hitting someone is gone when that someone is a woman.

A.J.
03-15-2008, 09:44 AM
I only know the pain of multiple instances of "A".

midwestjeff
03-15-2008, 12:29 PM
I only know the pain of multiple instances of "A".

What he said. The fact that I have not drained my rejected wrists yet is a testament to my strong desire to suffer. I loves me some sufferin'.

FUNKMAN
03-15-2008, 03:00 PM
a hermaphrodite

or another man

Bulldogcakes
03-15-2008, 04:08 PM
None of the above.

If she leaves you she doesn't love you anymore. You've lost nothing.

SatCam
03-15-2008, 05:19 PM
Emasculating

so my buddy is getting married to this nagging bitch who is litteraly draining the life from him and everyone around her

she has him so dick whipped that we cant even have a conversation without him talking about a privilege that she has taken away

and its just such a good word
it really can be applied to a bigger sense our entire society in so many ways

Kris10
03-15-2008, 06:55 PM
so my buddy is getting married to this nagging bitch who is litteraly draining the life from him and everyone around her

she has him so dick whipped that we cant even have a conversation without him talking about a privilege that she has taken away

and its just such a good word
it really can be applied to a bigger sense our entire society in so many ways

He needs to run the other way fast. And she is going to end up leaving him in the end, she'll get bored with him.

Yerdaddy
03-16-2008, 02:47 AM
I only know the pain of multiple instances of "A".

Have you tried asking if you can pitch once in a while?

A.J.
03-16-2008, 09:43 AM
Have you tried asking if you can pitch once in a while?

I guess communication IS an important part of a relationship.

DiabloSammich
03-16-2008, 09:47 AM
I guess communication IS an important part of a relationship.



I'm sorry, did you say something?