You call this a fortune?

[epo]

Seriously. Fortune cookies just suck lately. I'm supposed to get a look into an ambiguous future...not some shitty outlook on life. Here is tonight's "fortune":

"Your respect for others is important to your development."

Honestly? That's where your industry has gone? Well I say boo to you Chinese Fortune cookie makers.

[TeeBone]

Ancient Chinese riddle say, "If you enjoy this thread half as much as I do, then you enjoy it twice as much."

[ChrisTheCop]

Seriously. Fortune cookies just suck lately. I'm supposed to get a look into an ambiguous future...not some shitty outlook on life. Here is tonight's "fortune":

"Your respect for others is important to your development."

Honestly? That's where your industry has gone? Well I say boo to you Chinese Fortune cookie makers.

So much for your development.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I have noticed this also, I haven't opened a fortune cookie ina good 5 years, i know I will be disappointed

[TooLowBrow]

I have noticed this also, I haven't opened a fortune cookie ina good 5 years, i know I will be disappointed

flipping this thing over, i always read the stupid fortune, yet never eat the cookie

[PapaBear]

Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love."
[out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me. [sigh] What's
the point? I can't fight fate.
[In the kitchen...]
Man 1: Hey, we're out of these "New Love" cookies.
Man 2: Well, open up the "Stick With Your Wife" barrel.</pre>

[TooLowBrow]

Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love."
[out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me. [sigh] What's
the point? I can't fight fate.
[In the kitchen...]
Man 1: Hey, we're out of these "New Love" cookies.
Man 2: Well, open up the "Stick With Your Wife" barrel.</pre>

Manager: This gentleman here can write better fortunes than
all of you put together. [to Homer] Show them.
Homer: Okay, let's see ... um, The price of stamps will
climb ever higher.
[the writers murmur appreciatively]
Woody: That is ... he's like a young me.
Writer: Please, Young Mi was a hack compared to this guy.

[Mike Teacher]

1990s...

So we get chinese food becuase my dad has to go into cancer surgery and cant eat for a few days before, so this is his...ummm.. last meal... before the surgery all of that.

We hand out the fortune cookies, and his fortune is... blank.

A blank piece of paper.

[sailor]

Ancient Chinese riddle say, "If you enjoy this thread half as much as I do, then i enjoyed it twice as much."

fixed it. seriously. unless you were going for some gag i just don't get.

and people have been complaining about a change in fortune cookies for at least a decade.

[joethebartender]

I have lost all respect for the Chinese Food industry. Especially after this...

http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii201/joethebartender/LogoTemplate-Logo_01.jpg

[jonyrotn]

Just another coy move on the part of a shrewd General Tso to alienate the those Capitalistic American pigs..

[topless_mike]

Seriously. Fortune cookies just suck lately. I'm supposed to get a look into an ambiguous future...not some shitty outlook on life. Here is tonight's "fortune":

"Your respect for others is important to your development."

Honestly? That's where your industry has gone? Well I say boo to you Chinese Fortune cookie makers.

chinese food in wisconsin? no real chinese live there, so you get fake fortunes.

[Chigworthy]

Confucius say fortune cookies from San Flancisco, not China.


And fuck Confucius anyway, his name sounds like confused.

[topless_mike]

And fuck Confucius anyway, his name sounds like confused.

but he did have insight!

Baseball wrong: Man with 4 balls cannot walk.

[pittphantoms]

I can't believe there is a thread about fortune cookies, and I really can't believe when I saw it I immediately had to post this because it really pissed me off.

I was in Charlotte Airport the other day and had some awful airport Chinese food - and my fortune said I needed to buy new clothes. I cant believe fortunes have turned into ad space.

[joethebartender]

but he did have insight!

Baseball wrong: Man with 4 balls cannot walk.

Man who goes to bed with itchy hole wakes up with stinky finger.