sheepy needs to get his dick wet.

[Marc with a c]

lets go ronfez.net we can do this for him, somebody figure this out.

[chubbyknuckles]

Hooker?

[Fezticle98]

male hooker?

[ChrisTheCop]

this summer, in camp, when he falls asleep, we can put it in warm water....

no, how's that go?

[Marc with a c]

i'm going to bed now, but i hope you late night people will get this figured out. both regular hookers and male hookers are out.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

he could have married mooch

[led37zep]

I say we put together a "Fun Run" and raise some cash for the lil' fella to finally lose that V-card.

BUNNY RANCH!!!!!!! (http://www.bunnyranch.com/index1.html)

[bobrobot]

http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/~af380/JamiesHooker.jpg

[Badinia]

Sheepy's dick has never been wet?

That's ridiculous.







I'm sure he takes showers. He seems like a nice, clean boy.

[Judge Smails]

Problem Solved (http://newjersey.craigslist.org/search/ppp?query=blow%20job)

Glad I could be of assistance.

[Death Metal Moe]

Sheepy already had the akward "No Orgasm" blowjob, he's good for awhile.

[bobrobot]

Sheepy's dick has never been wet?

Only when he licks it!!!

http://www.berkshiresweek.com/070804/images/bw0708sheepsicle2colbw.jpg

[Mike Teacher]

this thread is worthless without pictures.

[Fallon]

When Earl and Fez lose their bet they can rotisserie Sheepy.

Win, win, win.

[ChrisTheCop]

this thread is worthless without pictures.

http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/sheep-shagger-apron2.jpg

[sailor]

sounds like MwaC bought new anal lube and is too shy to just ask.

[chubbyknuckles]

so is there anyway we could sell his virginity on e-bay or Craig's list?

[A.J.]

Don't we all.

[topless_mike]

leave the kid alone.
there are lots of other people around here that need it.

[Team_Ramrod]

There's no helping him, he's bound to die without every having sunk balls deep into a member of the opposite sex.

And Fuck this thread! Let them figure it out over at Paltak!

[Team_Ramrod]

sunk balls deep into a member of the opposite sex.

I got to admit; Writing that made me a little hard....

[Thebazile78]

I really have to stop reading these threads.

This one is skeeving me out in a big way.

Especially the mentions of hookers. (Ewww.)

[Marc with a c]

it wasn't my idea

[Judge Smails]

I really have to stop reading these threads.

This one is skeeving me out in a big way.

Especially the mentions of hookers. (Ewww.)

Why would you even open a thread about Sheepy's dick?

You may also want to check THIS (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67959) thread while you're at it.

[Thebazile78]

Why would you even open a thread about Sheepy's dick?

You may also want to check THIS (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67959) thread while you're at it.

Because I'm the one held responsible for his mistakes.

It sucks being the oldest.

[Bulldogcakes]

Sheepy has evolved beyond having sexual desires.

You common folk just don't understand the level Sheepy is at.

[Sheeplovr]

awkward thread

[jonyrotn]

awkward thread

Quite rightly...


I read this book..I know how it ends..Sheepy will end up with the smartest most beautifulest woman of them all..And she'll probably be rich too..You go now, Sheepy..Make like East Side Dave And don't come back until your ugly cock is covered in cunt juice...Rich cunt juice..

[Thebazile78]

awkward thread

Srsly.

I only read these because I like to know what Dad will yell at me for next.

Comparatively speaking, Earl shaving your head was a lot less hazardous than any of the suggestions offered here.

I have faith that, much like Uncle John, you will get laid when you're good and ready.

























(In the meantime, the rest of the family will continue to speculate about your sexuality and remind Uncle Joe that you're a boy and not a girl.)

[Jujubees2]

This Uncle Joe (anyone remember what TV show he is from)?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/0c/250px-Unclejoe.jpg

[Thebazile78]

This Uncle Joe (anyone remember what TV show he is from)?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/0c/250px-Unclejoe.jpg

No, but that photo looks an awful lot like our Uncle Joe!

[bobrobot]

This Uncle Joe (anyone remember what TV show he is from)?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/0c/250px-Unclejoe.jpg

http://petticoat.topcities.com/image_008003.gif

[Jujubees2]

http://petticoat.topcities.com/image_008003.gif


Bingo.

Here's Uncle Joe he's moving kinda slow at the Junction!

[DiabloSammich]

I have a lot of things to worry about in life, and the moisture content of Sheepy's sexual appendage does not rank very high. Sorry, marc, I know your heart is in the right place.


Uncle Joe fan since day 1.

[MobCounty]

http://www.moviereviews.net.au/images/hartigan.JPG

[Marc with a c]

mission accomplished.

next assignment is justjon

[sailor]

mission accomplished.

next assignment is justjon

http://roadkillrefugee.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/mission-accomplished.png
wait for it...

[smiler grogan]

mission accomplished.

next assignment is justjon
congrats. you two make a lovely couple.

[IrishAlkey]

mission accomplished.

next assignment is justjon

I'll start building the Leggo pussy in the morning.