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angrymissy
03-18-2008, 06:42 AM
They've translated the entire Bible into lolcat speak.

http://www.lolcatbible.com/

http://www.lolcatbible.com/images/thumb/5/5f/Cieling_cat_creates.jpg/200px-Cieling_cat_creates.jpg

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.

7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.

8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.

10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

11 An Ceiling Cat sayed, DO WANT grass! so tehr wuz seedz An stufs, An fruitzors An vegbatels. An a Corm. It happen.

12 An Ceiling Cat sawed that weedz ish good, so, letz there be weedz.

13 An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

Judge Smails
03-18-2008, 06:46 AM
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6465/funnypicturescatgreetsdir6.jpg

topless_mike
03-18-2008, 06:51 AM
his-fucking-terical

topless_mike
03-18-2008, 06:54 AM
and un awdeeo vrshun?
no wai !

A.J.
03-18-2008, 06:56 AM
Leviticus 18 is funny:

1 And ceiling cat sed, "Oh hai Mozus,"2 U sez unto teh kittehz uv Izreeul, u sez: "I, CEILING CAT, are teh CEILING CAT of dem!3 Dose guyz in teh eejipt, whar u wuz at, DO NOT WANT u for do dat. In teh Canaan, whar u be go to, DO NOT WANT u for do dat too. Kthxbai.4 Do whut I sez, cuz I am teh CEILING CAT, teh moar CEILING CAT.5 But u must do whut i sez cuz den u findz cheezburgers. I be teh CEILING CAT!

6 No can has teh secks wif teh fambily. I are teh CEILING CAT.

7 No can has teh surprise buttsecks wif ur daddy. No can has teh surprise buttsecks wif ur mommy, or dey wil b teh ghey.

8 No can has teh secks wif ur daddy's hoez, dats like teh buttsecks wif ur daddy.

9 No can has teh secks wif ur sister. No iz okai for teh beej. Srry.

10 No can has teh secks wif da kitteh uf ur kitteh.

11 No can has teh heej from teh cuzins. Srry.

12 No can has teh secks wif teh auntie.

13 No cans get teh beej wif auntie too. Srry.

14 No can has teh buttsecks wif teh unkl. He are teh goatse.

15 No can has beej from dawter in law. Well okai maibe sumtimes.

16 No can has teh secks wif ur broes hoes. Dats ur bro d00d!

17 No can has gangbang wif grandma and granddawter.

18 No can has gangbang wif ur hoes sisturz.

19 No can get ur harbl wetted when ur hoes has teh bluds in hur harbl.

20 No can has teh secks wif ur naiborz wife.

21 No can gif ur kitteh to teh fire of teh Molech. I are ceiling cat.

22 No can has mansex liek has ladysex. (hehe) Taht iz teh ghey.

23 No can has teh dogsecks. No can has secks wif teh horse. No can do teh goats. Srsly.

24 Guys, you no can has. Teh hoes is myne.25 If u teks mai hoes, I pwn u.26 Sooo, uz dun can has teh buttsecks, no can has teh dogsecks, and u can killz teh gheyz, k? DO NOT WANT teh ghey.27 I are on teh ceiling. I cans spunk on u.28 I spunkd on dose guys. Hehe.

29 Dey DO NOT WANT.30 OKAI? I are ceiling cat. I are watchin u masturbate.

angrymissy
03-18-2008, 07:12 AM
Seriously, how much work must have been put into this?

topless_mike
03-18-2008, 07:18 AM
Seriously, how much work must have been put into this?

probably by teenagers that have nothing else to do.
try reading a book or something.



by the way, htf did you find this?

Judge Smails
03-18-2008, 07:25 AM
I looked up the only bible verse that I know by heart, and I was not disappointed:


Ezekiel 25:17

Den Sam Jackson said: Teh walkies of the Ceiling Cat beliefer iz fightins an stuff by lotza unfair gredy aholes an George Boosh. Mani cheeborgrz 2 teh beliefer cat cuz of bein nice n stuff 2 helpin kitties thru teh scary plaice. He gud beliefer cat and finden losted kitties an such. Ceiling cat gonna pwn demz who fuk wit my budz. U kno mai name iz Ceiling Cat whe I'z scartchin yo ize out n such. (dere be sum despurting bout dis line, but dis as gud as any Ceiling Cat seeds, so et stayin)

badorties
03-18-2008, 07:48 AM
I looked up the only bible verse that I know by heart, and I was not disappointed:

that's the passage it looked up as well

when i see the occasional, i chuckle a bit ... but this subculture is so beyond me, is it an age thing ...?

also, what came first -- the owls or the cats ...?

Midkiff
03-18-2008, 01:28 PM
If I had started this thread, I would have been crucified. That's why I posted about it HERE. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1654155#post1654155) There are a few posts about it there.

I also started a thread about it at STI here. (http://www.spreadtheiris.com/showthread.php?t=9098)