Marriage tips and tricks.

[MobCounty]

I've got a few years under my belt, and I figure I'd share a couple tips and tricks to help the next guy along.

1. Through the stream of daily jibber jabber you are bound to get a few moments where you are ignoring the words that your lady is sharing. If you find yourself stuck by her questioning face after not listening to her last 5 minutes of conversation, do this simple trick. Repeat the last three words she said to you in the form of an aknowledgment.

Example:

Her- "blah blah blah.. Did you feed the dog?"
You- "Yeah..Feed the dog."

Her- "blah blah blah.. and then she said she is such a bitch!"
You- "Mhhmm, such a bitch."


2. Resist the urge to yell at your wife when you are really mad.. Go with the ubsurdly childish to get your anger out, but also to reduce the tension.

Her- "I am really sick of you leaving your crap all over the house!"
You- "Your the crap leaver!"

Her- "God, your an asshole!"
You- "I WANT TO YELL TOO!!..BUT I DON'T have a good reason cus' I am WRONG!"

3. If she hangs up on you.. Call right back and say her finger must have slipped. When she hangs up on you again, call back and get the answering machine, and say "If you really didnt want to hear my voice you would have unplugged the answering machine!".

[sailor]

people still have answering machines?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

people still have answering machines?

duh, its right next to the Rotary Phone, the VCR and the Tape Recorder



Marriage Tips,

shut up and admit you are wrong,

give your spouse time to vent before a bigger fight escalates

dont talk sooooooo much about food and bacon

Pick Up the Laundry on Aug 14 2006, I still get that used on me in fights , women remember everything

dont brag about minimal chores, when your spouse cooks cleans and takes care of your bills

[TeeBone]

And for the love of god, NEVER

EVER


EVER


let 'CUNT' be spoken in her presence.

[sailor]

And for the love of god, NEVER

EVER


EVER


let 'CUNT' be spoken in her presence.

what if she likes it?

[MobCounty]

And for the love of god, NEVER

EVER


EVER


let 'CUNT' be spoken in her presence.

I'll say...

Goddamnit I blame Jimmy Norton on this one.. I used to say cunt every now and then. Then I started to listen to 202 around my wife on some road trips. She's a trooper and listens. She really likes Ron, Fez and Dave, she even likes Op Ant and Patrice, but she thinks Norton is meh. Now she started taking offence to people saying cunt, cus Jimmy uses it. Luis CK uses it and she doesnt mind, so I have to blame Norton.

[Kris10]

And for the love of god, NEVER

EVER


EVER


let 'CUNT' be spoken in her presence.

This one doesn't bother me and I don't understand why women get so upset about it. I said it to a guy the other night and he was offended. WTF?

[nevnut]

This one doesn't bother me and I don't understand why women get so upset about it. I said it to a guy the other night and he was offended. WTF?

Call me a cunt and my response:

I am what I eat!

[~Katja~]

my advice... just don't do it:D