R&F XM Listening Thread for 3/19/08

[Hottub]

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=2762

Fez Marie Whatley is still THE BEST THING GOING TODAY!!



PLEASE help JimiMetal's family. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59006)

Blog With Kathleen (http://ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=37)

Purchase Sleeves' 'Mighty Horse: Songs for the Ron & Fez Show' CD (http://kunaki.com/Sales.asp?PID=PX00ZXMXRX)

The 24 Hour Show. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67445)

Vote for Photoshop Mike's zombie Movie! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67615)

Vote for East Side Dave's TurboTax Comedy Video (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67903)

http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/em9373.jpg

[spankyfrank]

Huzzah Fez Lives to fight another day!!!!!:clap:

Morning buddays todays song shall be

Rain by the Beatles

[drjoek]

St Dominics Preview

Feel better Fezzie!

[hubdog420]

good shit fez is cool

sup guys:clap:

[BingoCity]

Hey baaaaawdy's!!

Fez I'm thinking of you!! Glad everything is ok!! Get your rest so you can come back and save the show from Dave!!! Ron can't do it alone

[Chip196]

Good Morning Buddays!!!!

:clap: for Fezzie being ok :clap:

Domino - Van Morrison

[ANC]

Good Morning Buddies! Glad to hear Fez is doing well!

[Servo]

Morning kids... what a shitty rainy day. Glad to hear the good news about Fez.

[Tim McD]

Morning folks, gonna make a second attempt at the listening thread today. Yesterday's was not the greatest performance.

[hexy68]

Good Morning All!...Great news about Fezzie! :thumbup:

[AngelAmy]

morning everyone

[dino_electropolis]

morning buddays.......


todays song:

"Opiate" - Tool

[Friday]

hiya buddays!

it's a happy day... Fezzie is in the clear and Gvac's death is only two days away!!

w00t!

[ANC]

Today's Song David Bowie - Jean Genie.

[sailor]

RIP mr clarke. :(

[A.J.]

Today's Song David Bowie - Jean Genie.

Oooh...close! "Space Oddity"

[ANC]

Goddamnit! So close :wallbash:

[Servo]

Today's Song David Bowie - Jean Genie.

Ah, very close budday.

[hexy68]

close ANC!

[sailor]

Goddamnit! So close :wallbash:

kinda obvious one too. nice attempt!

[Terragen]

Another perfect opening!!! I'm crying so much right now! God bless you Mr Clarke!

[joethebartender]

Oooh...close! "Space Oddity"

take your protien pills, Major Fez.

[Kilgores Feet]

Amazing opening.
I've got chills!

[chubbyknuckles]

G'day al! great news about fezz! yesterday was MY st. paddy's day so today is VERy painful. DAMN YOU RUM FOR TASTING SOO GOOD!!!!!!

[dino_electropolis]

Today's Song David Bowie - Jean Genie.

Fkn real close, man.....

[joethebartender]

G'day al! great news about fezz! yesterday was MY st. paddy's day so today is VERy painful. DAMN YOU RUM FOR TASTING SOO GOOD!!!!!!

I thought rum was for the Puerto Rican Day parade.

[BeerBandit]

Good Afternoon Buddays!

Let's get down to it.

[MadMatt]

Hey y'all!

ANC with a bullet graze today!

RIP Arthur C. Clarke... :glurps:

[delgriffith]

glad to hear fez is a.o.k. we need fez :clap::clap:

[SoCalScott72]

Feel better budy and come back soon. We all love you man!

SCS

[barjockey]

hey all loved AC Clarke and loved jules verne and ray bradburry too

[comp_atkins]

so ron is doing all the lifting today?

[BeerBandit]

Wow, congrats Me-Fez-uelah!

[Tim McD]

So long and thanks for all the books.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d1/Clarke_sm.jpg

[barjockey]

hey buddies when will the R&F.net clocks be set to the right time or am i in the future?:tongue:

[chubbyknuckles]

I thought rum was for the Puerto Rican Day parade.

Indeed it is, but I use it for everything, cuts scrapes and getting drunk. It's the swiss knife of alcohol.

[sailor]

people forget l. ron hubbard, but he was another great. i just started his 10 book mission earth series a few weeks ago. my all-time favorite is asimov by far tho'

[dino_electropolis]

of course the Sox acting silly again....what a bunch of clowns

waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa

[barjockey]

I wont eat an eggroll today in protest.:devil2:

[jonyrotn]

The Red Sox are having a sit in...I hope Big Papi doesn't burn his bra..

[hexy68]

so ron is doing all the lifting today?

why should today be different then everyother day? :happy:

[barjockey]

people forget l. ron hubbard, but he was another great. i just started his 10 book mission earth series a few weeks ago. my all-time favorite is asimov by far tho'

I agree maybe another actor can turn Isaac asimov into a religious zealot too.

[A.J.]

The players are doing this in support of the coaches and staff who are getting screwed over. I think it's a nice gesture on the part of the players.

[Tim McD]

Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlien (1959)
Dune Series, Frank Hubert (1965)

Great scifi right there

[drjoek]

Why don't some of these overpaid pampered pricks open their wallets?

[thisispatrick]

i think the players are doing the right thing. 40 gs is like 2/5th of some of those trainers salary.

[Tim McD]

no matter to me, I'm not getting up at 6 am just to watch some beisball

[sailor]

do we do anything other than discuss race in this country? am i just living on earth2?

[sailor]

blowing up the first japanese city didn't get them to surrender, how would an oceanic explosion get the job done?

[BeerBandit]

do we do anything other than discuss race in this country? am i just living on earth2?
...and American Idol. Although not so much this year.

Yeah, race is pretty much it.

[jonyrotn]

do we do anything other than discuss race in this country? am i just living on earth2?
It's the only way to get Earl in the coversation..Earl loves to shit on whitey..

[PD]

hey buddays.

agree completely; America doesn't want intelligent discussion

[Friday]

these callers are killing me.

where is epo?!? Ron needs someone intelligent to speak to!!!

[BingoCity]

do we do anything other than discuss race in this country? am i just living on earth2?

We may talk a lot abou tit but we often don't talk about the effects. Barak got into the history of wealth and the lack of generational wealth which is barely ever talked about

[BeerBandit]

Yeah, but Cosby gets flack from blacks whenever he talks about race.

[Tim McD]

It's the only way to get Earl in the coversation..Earl loves to shit on whitey..

It's the only way people will even bother to listen to black people talk about the election, in the context of race.

[epo]

do we do anything other than discuss race in this country? am i just living on earth2?

Yesterday we hopefully saw the beginning of the adult version of that discussion.

[barjockey]

:thumbup:On a lighter note I just got "Topcat" The complete series. All 30 episodes. Time for a bong-hit on this rainy day.:smoke:http://a1596.g.akamaitech.net/f/1596/1167/1d/images.columbiahouse.com/content/art/dvd/cover/03/46/034615_dba_lbf_01.jpg

[schabadoo]

Saw Cosby last year: sold out, two hours straight of great material.

[BeerBandit]

hey buddays.

agree completely; America doesn't want intelligent design

Take that Hayseeds!

[Friday]

Yesterday we hopefully saw the beginning of the adult version of that discussion.

you had better be dialin, mister! 866 Ron 0 Fez!!

[RhinoinMN]

you had better be dialin, mister! 866 Ron 0 Fez!!

Maybe you should call first to let them know he's comin.

[EliSnow]

I love when Republicans say they would vote for Condi Rice. Its' the political version of saying "some of my best friends are black."

[dino_electropolis]

i blame the whites

[Jughead]

Hi Buddys..From Jeff C..Ok Jughead fits better..:bye:

[RoyMunson]

Hello Buddays!!!!

[RhinoinMN]

I love when Republicans say they would vote for Condi Rice. Its' the political version of saying "some of my best friends are black."

Colin Powell also.

[Hottub]

"...aaaand epo, you're on The Ron and Fez show."

[ShowerBench]

Obama didn't want to "dialogue" about Imus, he wanted him fired...

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Politics/s...3031317&page=1

"I understand MSNBC has suspended Mr. Imus," Obama told ABC News, "but I would also say that there's nobody on my staff who would still be working for me if they made a comment like that about anybody of any ethnic group. And I would hope that NBC ends up having that same attitude."

Obama said he appeared once on Imus' show two years ago, and "I have no intention of returning."

"He didn't just cross the line," Obama said. "He fed into some of the worst stereotypes that my two young daughters are having to deal with today in America

[A.J.]

I love when Republicans say they would vote for Condi Rice. Its' the political version of saying "some of my best friends are black."

I love when blacks say Condi Rice isn't black.

[sailor]

I love when Republicans say they would vote for Condi Rice. Its' the political version of saying "some of my best friends are black."

i don't see the problem. they're expressing how they have no problem with the candidate's race even though they don't like obama. how else would you suggest they make this point?

[ChrisTheCop]

The Red Sox dont have any good black players though.

[schabadoo]

i don't see the problem. they're expressing how they have no problem with the candidate's race even though they don't like obama.

You forgot the /sarcasm tag.

[barjockey]

does anybody else here the background noise it sounds like typing or someone eating Frito's:down:

[MobCounty]

Cant agree more Ron.

When a church starts making money, they are no longer a church.

[EliSnow]

i don't see the problem. they're expressing how they have no problem with the candidate's race even though they don't like obama.

The same thing could be said about the "my best friends are black" statement. Both statements are defensive statements used to try to be proof that the speaker's comments can't be racist because the speaker has black friends or would vote for a black candidate.

Now that doesn't mean that their other statements are racist. They may or may not be. But often they are.

[BingoCity]

does anybody else here the background noise it sounds like typing or someone eating Frito's:down:

Dave is unwrapping a condom to put over whatever he plans on sticking up his ass!

[Dell]

tuned in late... is east side dave there?

[BingoCity]

tuned in late... is east side dave there?

yep

[IamFogHat]

"Close your eyes...Picture Ronald Reagan...Now imagine he's black."
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/timetokill.JPG

[ChrisTheCop]

If ya dont like Hillary, youre a misogynist.
If ya dont like Obama, youre a racist.
If ya dont like McCain, youre a liberal.

Better vote for them all if ya dont wanna be outed.

[RoyMunson]

"Close your eyes...Picture Ronald Reagan...Now imagine he's black."
http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/timetokill.JPG
:lol::lol::lol:

[barjockey]

where's this caller from? and is Anthony there on vacation?

[ibanez23]

"Air Quotes"? :furious:

[RhinoinMN]

thanks for labeling me anthony the caller.

[Tim McD]

where's this caller from? and is Anthony there on vacation?

havn't heard him yet

[Friday]

a white collar criminal is not going to walk up to you and blow your brains out with a stolen 9mm just to get the $50 you have in your wallet.

silly earl

[BingoCity]

Man...right when you think Earl could have a decent point he says people could be afraid of white collar crime!@!!

C'mon Earl...how many times did Enron mug you?:huh:

[hexy68]

earl doesn't consider himself to be a racist? wow :blink:

[EliSnow]

If ya dont like Hillary, youre a misogynist.
If ya dont like Obama, youre a racist.
If ya dont like McCain, youre a liberal.

Better vote for them all if ya dont wanna be outed.

Chris, your sig pic is too big.

[ChrisTheCop]

a white collar criminal is not going to walk up to you and blow your brains out with a stolen 9mm just to get the $50 you have in your wallet.

silly earl

http://www.brummieblogs.com/2006/BBMay2006_files/image021.jpg

[rooter]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TGE8C3NCL._AA240_.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

a white collar criminal is not going to walk up to you and blow your brains out with a stolen 9mm just to get the $50 you have in your wallet.

silly earl

Not likely. If they do the gun will be theirs. You were probably banging somebody else.

[ANC]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TGE8C3NCL._AA240_.jpg

When Dave said that, I figured it was attempt at a hoses/german shepard joke.

[ibanez23]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TGE8C3NCL._AA240_.jpg
Thats an actual book? :lol:

[BingoCity]

earl doesn't consider himself to be a racist? wow :blink:

I hate when people say "reverse racism!" It doesn't exist...I know what they are trying to say but Black people can never be "racist." Racism has to do with majority and financial putting down of another race. Racism is a continual process where as one race crushes another.

[ScottFromGA]

Good Morning everyone.

rain is on the way here in Macon....and oh how I love the rainy nights.

good to hear about Fezzie!

[Tim McD]

I hate when people say "reverse racism!" It doesn't exist...I know what they are trying to say but Black people can never be "racist." Racism has to do with majority and financial putting down of another race. Racism is a continual process where as one race crushes another.

Not true. On a societal level what you say makes sense but to say a black person can't be racist because he's black? That sounds racist in and of itself.

[IamFogHat]

I hate when people say "reverse racism!" It doesn't exist...I know what they are trying to say but Black people can never be "racist." Racism has to do with majority and financial putting down of another race. Racism is a continual process where as one race crushes another.

Are you out of your mind?

[ChrisTheCop]

I hate when people say "reverse racism!" It doesn't exist...I know what they are trying to say but Black people can never be "racist." Racism has to do with majority and financial putting down of another race. Racism is a continual process where as one race crushes another.

I disagree, but would it make it better if I called them bigots?

[rooter]

Thats an actual book? :lol:

It's actually a really good book. It rationalizes stereotypes and makes people try to accept them and not feel bad about it.

There was some study that said wealthy white people were more likely to wear wool clothing, which smells like dog when it gets wet.

[RhinoinMN]

I disagree, but would it make it better if I called them bigots?

or prejudice due to race?

[BingoCity]

This guy has it right!! If you think African Americans never had theirown heritage..it was stripped of them 400 years ago. They developed their own culture here and even then we dismiss it and call it "too black."

[drjoek]

Stop making up bullshit Dave just to talk

[sailor]

The same thing could be said about the "my best friends are black" statement. Both statements are defensive statements used to try to be proof that the speaker's comments can't be racist because the speaker has black friends or would vote for a black candidate.

Now that doesn't mean that their other statements are racist. They may or may not be. But often they are.

but when people accuse them of being racist or not voting for a black candidate based on race, what other thing can they say?

[Tim McD]

This guy has it right!! If you think African Americans never had theirown heritage..it was stripped of them 400 years ago. They developed their own culture here and even then we dismiss it and call it "too black."

This guy? Which guy?

[BingoCity]

I disagree, but would it make it better if I called them bigots?

Sure I think bigot is a good word for what I was saying. But to say "reverse racism" is ridiculous...it can't happen. Bigotry , like you said, seems to be closer to the everyday individual vs individual.


For centuries whites wanted blacks to "assimulate" to their culture...that frction alone continues to this day.

[ibanez23]

It's actually a really good book. It rationalizes stereotypes and makes people try to accept them and not feel bad about it.

There was some study that said wealthy white people were more likely to wear wool clothing, which smells like dog when it gets wet.Oh ok...I just thought the title was funny.

[sailor]

i was always the minority growing up (by far) and i was always aware of it.

[ChrisTheCop]

but when people accuse them of being racist or not voting for a black candidate based on race, what other thing can they say?

If ya dont like Hillary, youre a misogynist.
If ya dont like Obama, youre a racist.
If ya dont like McCain, youre a liberal.

Better vote for them all if ya dont wanna be outed.
.

[ChrisTheCop]

shhhhh....the ins is right outside.

[sailor]

wait, brasil doesn't have racism? hahahaha

[chubbyknuckles]

carnival!

[boobieman]

Ok this Brazilian chick sounds so hot..anyone have any pics of her....PLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSWSSEEEEEEEEEEE




SEEEE AYAPLEASEYYAAA

[chubbyknuckles]

wait, brasil doesn't have racism? hahahaha

doesn't brazil look at kidnapping like a sport?

[barjockey]

Okay buddies off to make drinks for Long Island Rich. I wont be able to do it for much longer. "My hypocrisy only goes so far" Doc Holiday(Val Kilmer)

[ChrisTheCop]

Ok this Brazilian chick sounds so hot..anyone have any pics of her....PLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSWSSEEEEEEEEEEE




SEEEE AYAPLEASEYYAAA

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t68/chapingo_2007/brazil.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

I'm 6'3"

Shit.

[jauble]

hey all checking in...hows the show going so far?

[ibanez23]

Mike the teacher.:clap:

[hexy68]

Ok this Brazilian chick sounds so hot..anyone have any pics of her....PLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSWSSEEEEEEEEEEE




SEEEE AYAPLEASEYYAAA

there's a thread in the Message Board with her pics

[EliSnow]

but when people accuse them of being racist or not voting for a black candidate based on race, what other thing can they say?

Defend the statement itself and explain why it's not racist. Say that the reason you wouldn't vote for Obama has nothing to do with his color, but his positions. You can even turn it on the person and ask them if they believe it's possible for people to not vote for Obama without being racist. If they say no, then they are showing who the idiot is.

The other stuff isn't a good defense anyway. Saying you'd vote for Condi Rice is a completely hollow comment. Condi Rice isn't the republican candidate, so it's not like the person could even prove their statement.

Same with saying your best friends are black. How is that a good defense? It's not like a person can't say a racist thing or be racist if their friends/acquaintances are black.

Ron clearly has black friend, but admitted on the show that he does have racist thoughts every now and then (about the black college students). I'm no different.

[jauble]

Ok this Brazilian chick sounds so hot..anyone have any pics of her....PLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAASSWSSEEEEEEEEEEE




SEEEE AYAPLEASEYYAAA

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67947&highlight=Julie

[IamFogHat]

Okay buddies off to make drinks for Long Island Rich. I wont be able to do it for much longer. "My hypocrisy only goes so far" Doc Holiday(Val Kilmer)

What he said.

[PD]

For centuries whites wanted blacks to "assimulate" to their culture...that frction alone continues to this day.

For centuries the MAJORITY wanted the MINORITY to assimilate.

lets be correct.
This goes back way before Jim Crowe, way before Slavery, way before America.

There were such things as as the Inquisition, for example.

(cue Monty Python)

[Freakshow]

I'm 6'3"

Shit.

You're history's greatest monster...

[Friday]

I'm 6'3"

Shit.

according to my dad you are average height :bye:

[SHANEFROMGA]

mornin' buddays .............. day 3 home with sick kid, hip hip f'n horray!!!:thumbdown:

[RhinoinMN]

according to my dad you are average height :bye:

According to Ron I'm a pain in the ass.

[ChrisTheCop]

according to my dad you are average height :bye:

You overheard a conversation from your parents bedroom.

They werent talking about height.

[jonyrotn]

This guy has it right!! If you think African Americans never had theirown heritage..it was stripped of them 400 years ago. They developed their own culture here and even then we dismiss it and call it "too black."
QFT

[bobrobot]

For centuries the MAJORITY wanted the MINORITY to assimilate.

lets be correct.
This goes back way before Jim Crowe, way before Slavery, way before America.

There were such things as as the Inquisition, for example.

(cue Monty Python)

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

http://pandagon.blogsome.com/images/spanishinq0go.jpg

[Friday]

You overheard a conversation from your parents bedroom.

They werent talking about height.

ew

[citymedic27]

Good Morning All!...Great news about Fezzie! :thumbup:

hey buddys!!!!! IM IN PHILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChrisTheCop]

even better:
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[PD]

Mike The Teacher is perfect guest for day of Arthur C. Clarke Obit.

[EliSnow]

So Mike will drop some science on us today?

[hexy68]

time to learn with Mike the Teacher..Yay!! :clap:

[hexy68]

hey buddys!!!!! IM IN PHILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hide the women and children!!...sorry about the rain medic :down:

[SHANEFROMGA]

meth in water.....no wonder i started lossing wieght when
in started drinking more water!!!
and my house has never been cleaner!!!

[citymedic27]

hide the women and children!!...sorry about the rain medic :down:

rough flight in thats for sure....what are you doin tonite?

[dino_electropolis]

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

http://pandagon.blogsome.com/images/spanishinq0go.jpg

i must admit, i didnt expect that.

[Tears]

Omg If People Were Gone The Things They Maintain Would Fall Apart Over Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[OGC]

Looks like the Red Sox got the concessions that they wanted for their coaches and trainers because their game for today is just about to start.

[Tim McD]

Omg If People Were Gone The Things They Maintain Would Fall Apart Over Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that sarcasm?

I can't wait til shit starts falling apart, I am legend and children of men were awesome movies.

[SHANEFROMGA]

hey!!! every word of the bible is true!!!! word for word!!!!!!:devil2:

[dino_electropolis]

Spy report:


"We are dependant on our food and water"

This guy is really droppin some heavy knowledge.

[Friday]

<~~~ is content with being in love with her confusion.

[sailor]

mike almost sounds like he's talking about the book earth abides. another great book.

[DolaMight]

I wish Ron had The Teacher on more often. I'm always sitting upright and proper at my desk right on time for his segments.

[Fezzie Fun Fun]

What universe does Mike The Teacher live in where he thinks 'nobody's talking about global warming'? That's a pretty amazing statement. Does he have a TV? or have access to print media?

[Ritalin]

Hey Buddays!

Is this Mike the Teacher?

[Tears]

Spy report:


"We are dependant on our food and water"

This guy is really droppin some heavy knowledge.

This may outdumb any conversation that has been on the R and F show to date.

[SHANEFROMGA]

i want a robot turkey leg. yummy

[ChrisTheCop]

Looks like the Red Sox got the concessions that they wanted for their coaches and trainers because their game for today is just about to start.

espn says the game is indeed getting underway, though its unclear if the managers got their bonuses.

I say they have.

[rooter]

Better get your robot insurance Ronnie...

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6307/robot38gm.png

[hexy68]

rough flight in thats for sure....what are you doin tonite?

crossing the bridge to NJ for a family birthday party :drunk:

[EliSnow]

Defend the statement itself and explain why it's not racist. Say that the reason you wouldn't vote for Obama has nothing to do with his color, but his positions. You can even turn it on the person and ask them if they believe it's possible for people to not vote for Obama without being racist. If they say no, then they are showing who the idiot is.

The other stuff isn't a good defense anyway. Saying you'd vote for Condi Rice is a completely hollow comment. Condi Rice isn't the republican candidate, so it's not like the person could even prove their statement.

Same with saying your best friends are black. How is that a good defense? It's not like a person can't say a racist thing or be racist if their friends/acquaintances are black.

Ron clearly has black friend, but admitted on the show that he does have racist thoughts every now and then (about the black college students). I'm no different.

One more point. Both statements are so defensive (especially when offered before a listener accuses the speaker of racism), it makes the speaker look guilty.

Being overly defensive is something I'm always aware of when making/writing legal arguments, etc. because it may give the impression that we think something is wrong with our position.

[Tim McD]

Robot future, also something to look forward too.

[dino_electropolis]

Science is simply the search for answers to the natural world....thus, it is limited by nature itself.

Spirituality, by definition, transcends natural law.....so why do morons like this guest think that religion can be defined and explained by our "natural truths"?

[epo]

<~~~ is content with being in love with her confusion.

I blame Space Camp.

[barjockey]

I'm reading a book called "The Road" Cormac McCarthey same dude that wrote "No country...." Another great read.

[IamFogHat]

Better get your robot insurance Ronnie...

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/6307/robot38gm.png

I'll buy anything from Sam Waterson.

[sailor]

so now cosby's a joke? did the caller who said that get an apology?

[Ritalin]

You: Yes, Ritalin, it is Mike the Teacher.

He sounds particularly groovy today.

[dino_electropolis]

i actually own the Domain name Naderhaters.com....its still under construction.....any suggestions you may have would be appreciated.

seriously.

[jauble]

Science is simply the search for answers to the natural world....thus, it is limited by nature itself.

Spirituality, by definition, transcends natural law.....so why do morons like this guest think that religion can be defined and explained by our "natural truths"?

Mike the Teacher isn't a moron...take a deep breath and calm down.

[Tim McD]

Science is simply the search for answers to the natural world....thus, it is limited by nature itself.

Spirituality, by definition, transcends natural law.....so why do morons like this guest think that religion can be defined and explained by our "natural truths"?

Science can be spiritual. Science leaves as many unanswered questions as religion does, and isn't it the unanswered questions that lead people to have faith, whether in a god(s) or in the scientific process?

[SHANEFROMGA]

key to surviving in future... jack of all trades robot hunter. must work on this in spare time.

[EliSnow]

Science is simply the search for answers to the natural world....thus, it is limited by nature itself.

Spirituality, by definition, transcends natural law.....so why do morons like this guest think that religion can be defined and explained by our "natural truths"?

The "moron" is a member of the board, and a good friend of a lot of people here. And has shown time and time again on this board and on the show, that he's pretty smart.

I think you can make the point without attacking him personally.

[Solace666]

Robot Dog (http://www.break.com/index/awesome-lifelike-robotic-dog.html) Ron was talking about

[Tim McD]

key to surviving in future... jack of all trades robot hunter. must work on this in spare time.

There's gotta be a way into tricking the robots into thinking you're also a robot.

[sailor]

One more point. Both statements are so defensive (especially when offered before a listener accuses the speaker of racism), it makes the speaker look guilty.

Being overly defensive is something I'm always aware of when making/writing legal arguments, etc. because it may give the impression that we think something is wrong with our position.

i was referring to people using it after being accused. yes, your response was more in-depth, but i think the other works as a short-cut.

[dino_electropolis]

The "moron" is a member of the board, and a good friend of a lot of people here. And has shown time and time again on this board and on the show, that he's pretty smart.

I think you can make the point without attacking him personally.

i meant no disrespect to the man personally....its just that hearing the same explanation for the same argument over and over again can become frustrating.

Maybe i just miss Fez......

[jauble]

There's gotta be a way into tricking the robots into thinking you're also a robot.

http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/episodes/images/frybot.gif

[SHANEFROMGA]

There's gotta be a way into tricking the robots into thinking you're also a robot.

just an idea...

<a href="http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/?action=view&current=Buddy_Ebsen_Tin_Man.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/Buddy_Ebsen_Tin_Man.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

what do ya think??

[EliSnow]

i meant no disrespect to the man personally....its just that hearing the same explanation for the same argument over and over again can become frustrating.

Maybe i just miss Fez......

Come on. You're smart enought to know that when you call someone a moron, you disrespect the person personally and probably in every other way.

It's an insult, so of course it's means disrespect.

[SHANEFROMGA]

http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/episodes/images/frybot.gif

shit ya beat me............

[Tim McD]

http://www.geocities.com/zoidberg_fan/episodes/images/frybot.gif

Of course! Futurama, the cultural reference that will shape or future world!
I hope Mike the Teacher is wrong.

[Jughead]

I Love saying Robot Turkey leg...Just saying....

[AlabamaMan]

did I miss the obama portion of this thread, well I guess its global warming/we are doomed time........

[Ritalin]

I Love saying Robot Turkey leg...Just saying....

You think that's fun?

Try singing it to the tune "Iron Man".

(oh, it's stuck in your head now)

[ChrisTheCop]

did I miss the obama portion of this thread, well I guess its global warming/we are doomed time........

some would say the 2 are one in the same.

[ibanez23]

did I miss the obama portion of this thread, well I guess its global warming/we are doomed time........
Hey A Man.:bye:

[hexy68]

well I guess its global warming/we are doomed time........

it's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine!

[dino_electropolis]

Come on. You're smart enought to know that when you call someone a moron, you disrespect the person personally and probably in every other way.

It's an insult, so of course it's means disrespect.

ok, i tried to bury it with an apology, but now my apology is deemed insufficient.

no doubt Mike the Teacher is smart (he is, after all, a teacher) but that dont make him (or anyone else who is smart) infallible. I just find his amazement that 6/10 people "still believe in God" to be a trite, convenient and pompous reaction.

And your right.....i am smart enough.

[Tim McD]

did I miss the obama portion of this thread, well I guess its global warming/we are doomed time........

If you did miss it, count yourself lucky. It degraded into defining racism and other petty things that this country needs to move past.

[EliSnow]

Got to love Al Dukes.

[SHANEFROMGA]

:clap[QUOTE=ChrisTheCop;1662441]some would say the 2 are one in the same.[/QUOT

:thumbup::clap::thumbup::clap::thumbup::clap::thum bup::clap:

[ChrisTheCop]

You think that's fun?

Try singing it to the tune "Iron Man".

(oh, it's stuck in your head now)

ro-bot tur-key leg. gobble gobble gobble gob-bull gob-bull.

[AlabamaMan]

I think its time for me to get some lunch.....

[PD]

Got to love Al Dukes.

Even when not a R&F producer he still has good calls.

His Podcasts/songs on WFAN are bad/funny (as opposed to Keith the cop songs)

[dino_electropolis]

ro-bot tur-key leg. gobble gobble gobble gob-bull gob-bull.

Very funny.....Something i could hear Homer Simpson singing......will def be stuck in my head all day.

[AlabamaMan]

Hey A Man.:bye:

hey, how are ya

[Tim McD]

Omg What"s Your Sign!!!!111!

[EliSnow]

ok, i tried to bury it with an apology, but now my apology is deemed insufficient.

I don't see an apology in your previous statement. You just said that you weren't disrepecting him personally. That's not an apology, It's a way of saying I inferred something that wasn't in your first statement.

no doubt Mike the Teacher is smart (he is, after all, a teacher) but that dont make him (or anyone else who is smart) infallible. I just find his amazement that 6/10 people "still believe in God" to be a trite, convenient and pompous reaction.

And your right.....i am smart enough.

And that's all you had to say the first time. It's one thing to attack someone's comments, etc., and quite another to attack the person.

[AlabamaMan]

from drugs in the water to horoscopes huh????

[Fezzie Fun Fun]

I think they're confusing hack horoscopes and fortune tellers with true astrology.

[ChrisTheCop]

why would ghosts know the outcome of a future superbowl?

[ChrisTheCop]

I don't see an apology in your previous statement. You just said that you weren't disrepecting him personally. That's not an apology, It's a way of saying I inferred something that wasn't in your first statement.



And that's all you had to say the first time. It's one thing to attack someone's comments, etc., and quite another to attack the person.

or the size of his sigpic

[Fezzie Fun Fun]

why would ghosts know the outcome of a future superbowl?

great point!

[AlabamaMan]

A caver??? I believe there is a more fitting name, hmm a Teacher huh....

[sailor]

peanut allergies are not going up, just the reporting of them is.

[EliSnow]

i was referring to people using it after being accused. yes, your response was more in-depth, but i think the other works as a short-cut.

See, I don't think it works at all in rebutting accusations of racism.

[SHANEFROMGA]

every time my daughter has a party at school and has to bring something, the school sends home a list of kids with peanut alergies and a list of candies/treats not to bring in.

[Ritalin]

I have something a little different:

I'm allergic to Peanuts, the comic strip.

Break out in hives.

[Fezzie Fun Fun]

A caver??? I believe there is a more fitting name, hmm a Teacher huh....

As Opie says...anyone with a microphone can become an instant expert.

[AlabamaMan]

Hey where did Buzzard go, is he okay? and Zep what the hell???

[AlabamaMan]

See, I don't think it works at all in rebutting accusations of racism.

Are you fighting with people again???:lol:

[Ritalin]

Easy, Mike.

Easy there.

[EliSnow]

or the size of his sigpic

At least, I'm not giving you an infraction for having too large of sig pic.

[SHANEFROMGA]

I have something a little different:

I'm allergic to Peanuts, the comic strip.

Break out in hives.

aaauuugggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

<a href="http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/?action=view&current=untitled.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/untitled.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[thejives]

Mike the teacher rocks.

I'm still reeling over that subway flooding in two days thing.

Great work budday! :clap:

[EliSnow]

Are you fighting with people again???:lol:

I don't think I'm fighting. I stated an opinion based on an observation, and sailor disagreed. And we've been discussing that.

Sailor, do you think that we are fighting?

[SHANEFROMGA]

oh wait... almost missed this...

I GOT MY OWN CUPCAKE

<a href="http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/?action=view&current=ron5.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/ron5.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[ibanez23]

Hey where did Buzzard go, is he okay? and Zep what the hell???
Who is this buzzard you speak of?:dry:

[ChrisTheCop]

At least, I'm not giving you an infraction for having too large of sig pic.

thats what she said.

http://www.managesmarter.com/managesmarter/photos/2006/12/smm_20061201_office_mike.jpg

[dino_electropolis]

I don't see an apology in your previous statement. You just said that you weren't disrepecting him personally. That's not an apology, It's a way of saying I inferred something that wasn't in your first statement.



And that's all you had to say the first time. It's one thing to attack someone's comments, etc., and quite another to attack the person.

Dear Mike the Teacher:
Kindly accept my most heartfelt apology for my comments earlier today. Apparantely my statement attacked you personally....in my haste to post, i erroneously (and inadvertently) attributed your opinion to , well, you. Clearly, all statements and points of view should be viewed in a vacuum, separate and apart from the person speaking them. It seems my simple brain could not perform even that simple task. I am humbled by your intelligence and have nothing but great admiration for you as a person.
Its just that your statements, at times, are ridiculous.

(hows that?)

[AlabamaMan]

Dear Mike the Teacher:
Kindly accept my most heartfelt apology for my comments earlier today. Apparantely my statement attacked you personally....in my haste to post, i erroneously (and inadvertently) attributed your opinion to , well, you. Clearly, all statements and points of view should be viewed in a vacuum, separate and apart from the person speaking them. It seems my simple brain could not perform even that simple task. I am humbled by your intelligence and have nothing but great admiration for you as a person.
Its just that your statements, at times, are ridiculous.

(hows that?)

Thats perfect.

[hexy68]

hey Mike the Teacher...what about sex in space? :blink:

[AlabamaMan]

I will follow the crew in their line of questions. Mr. Teacher, what is the best color?

[SHANEFROMGA]

Hhmmm, Healthy Kid Or Rain Man.... Choices, Choices, Choices.

[SHANEFROMGA]

hey Mike the Teacher...what about sex in space? :blink:

NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU CUM

[Friday]

NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU CUM

also, the cum would fly around in bubbles as there is no gravity to hold the particles together.

that might be fun.

:unsure:

[AlabamaMan]

" Long story short" why does he keep saying that...... its exactly the opposite:unsure:

[AlabamaMan]

also, the cum would fly around in bubbles as there is no gravity to hold the particles together.

that might be fun.

:unsure:

Hmm, I know what you are thinking.....

[SHANEFROMGA]

also, the cum would fly around in bubbles as there is no gravity to hold the particles together.

that might be fun.

:unsure:

EWW

[EliSnow]

Dear Mike the Teacher:
Kindly accept my most heartfelt apology for my comments earlier today. Apparantely my statement attacked you personally....in my haste to post, i erroneously (and inadvertently) attributed your opinion to , well, you. Clearly, all statements and points of view should be viewed in a vacuum, separate and apart from the person speaking them. It seems my simple brain could not perform even that simple task. I am humbled by your intelligence and have nothing but great admiration for you as a person.
Its just that your statements, at times, are ridiculous.

(hows that?)


No one is critizing you for attributing Mike's opinions to him. You insulted him. And if you're going to insult people on this board, you have to be prepared for people to step up and defend the person, especially since he's not around.

If you don't want to apologize, then don't apologize.

[Tim McD]

i wonder who will get the last word in this apology war?

[drjoek]

Dear Mike the Teacher:
Kindly accept my most heartfelt apology for my comments earlier today. Apparantely my statement attacked you personally....in my haste to post, i erroneously (and inadvertently) attributed your opinion to , well, you. Clearly, all statements and points of view should be viewed in a vacuum, separate and apart from the person speaking them. It seems my simple brain could not perform even that simple task. I am humbled by your intelligence and have nothing but great admiration for you as a person.
Its just that your statements, at times, are ridiculous.

(hows that?)

honestly how does this help?

move on

[AlabamaMan]

Oh No.

[jonyrotn]

Yuk just went yard..:clap:

[nate1000]

Sailor- your ears ringing?

[Zorro]

Daves naming his kid "Giulani" ?

[ibanez23]

also, the cum would fly around in bubbles as there is no gravity to hold the particles together.

that might be fun.

:unsure:I think the spunk would float around in a semi solid state.:smoke:

[EliSnow]

" Long story short" why does he keep saying that...... its exactly the opposite:unsure:

Every time someone says that, a movie/tv show quote flies into my head. I can't remember the movie/show that did it (maybe "Clue?"), but they made a semi-running joke saying "Too late" after the person says "To make a long story short."

EDIT: It was the movie "Clue."

[nate1000]

Not to mention, Mike, that other life likely would not be carbon-based, or even recognizable by us as life.

[PD]

Great segment Mike The Teacher.

way different than most 202 talk.

[reillyluck]

buddays!!!!! Freedom!!! my job has unlocked ronfez.net!!!!!

[SHANEFROMGA]

Not to mention, Mike, that other life likely would not be carbon-based, or even recognizable by us as life.

<a href="http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/?action=view&current=800px-Pet_rock.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z18/monkeypoot/800px-Pet_rock.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

[Friday]

i wonder who will get the last word in this apology war?

x2

probably the one with the most estrogen in his genetic makeup.

no offense, boys :bye:

[RhinoinMN]

<~~~ is content with being in love with her confusion.

You should hang with these guys.
http://www.mtv.com/bands/g/genesis/land_of_confusion_281x211.jpg

[mikeyboy]

buddays!!!!! Freedom!!! my job has unlocked ronfez.net!!!!!

:clap:

[EliSnow]

buddays!!!!! Freedom!!! my job has unlocked ronfez.net!!!!!

Welcome back, reilly!!!

[nate1000]

buddays!!!!! Freedom!!! my job has unlocked ronfez.net!!!!!

So that's where you've been.

We all thought you'd GVAC'd us.

[ChrisTheCop]

buddays!!!!! Freedom!!! my job has unlocked ronfez.net!!!!!

what was the combination?

[hexy68]

reillyluck!!!! :clap:

[SHANEFROMGA]

i have a twin okay........... also welcome back reilly

[underdog]

no doubt Mike the Teacher is smart (he is, after all, a teacher) but that dont make him (or anyone else who is smart) infallible. I just find his amazement that 6/10 people "still believe in God" to be a trite, convenient and pompous reaction.

I'm still confused about your problem with Mike the Teacher. You don't like the fact that he's surprised that so many people still believe in god?

[MadMatt]

Not to mention, Mike, that other life likely would not be carbon-based, or even recognizable by us as life.

I agree with you on everything except the term "likely would not" - I would say "may not."

There is a great chance that life would be in a completely different form - it completely depends upon the environment and what the creature would need to survive.

There is a good chance that the creature will not be carbon-based because there are so many other possibilities available. However, there is still a possibility that they will be carbon based because we know that option "works."