All Time Favorite Ron LOTD's

[Matty from the Nati]

This thread is for your favorite LOTD's that can date back as far as you can remember. Here a couple:

First time when Earl fainted-"I walk into the studio and I see Earl laying face down on the floor. It looked like a crime scene"

When he referred to Fez's stents as "heart bling".

When Fezdust was talking with the tourists, Ron says, "Notice all the tourists you're talking to come from countries we beat in wars. It's like meeting the jobbers".

[TeeBone]

This thread has the potential to spin out of control, but here goes:
A year or so ago, the boys were talking about a hookah bar Pitz went to and the conversation turned to 'what else goes on in a hookah bar?'
Whereupon Ron said the funniest line I have ever heard him say and I still remember it----"I guarantee you, I'll walk in there once, I'll be carrying a fucking William Burrows book and within 38 minutes, I'll be high as a kite."

[jimmyolsenblues]

Ron: it really comes back to something else. She fucking somebody and it ain't you, and that drives you fucking crazy, she used to fuck you , she said liked fucking you who she's with now , who exactly is she with now and that my friend you better get your ass to a shrink,cause you are going out of your mind you are going to do something dangerous, you are going to go over there to cut her break cable, you are going to fucking hit somebody in the head with a weightbench that doesn't need to be hit, because you are out of your god damn mind.

[NewYorkDragons80]

When Dave was protesting outside the Disney store and got his donut thrown on the floor and Ron said "You should've picked up the donut and said 'It's on motherfucker', and just started fuckin it right there."

[Matty from the Nati]

When Dave was protesting outside the Disney store and got his donut thrown on the floor and Ron said "You should've picked up the donut and said 'It's on motherfucker', and just started fuckin it right there."

Absolutely agree :thumbup:

[ralphbxny]

Its in my sig!

[Judge Smails]

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Matty from the Nati: "You know how they have a Ron's LOTD thread? Well mine's gonna be ALL TIME FAVORITE Ron's LOTD. And if you're not completely satisfied we'll throw in a Fez LOTD free of charge."

[Matty from the Nati]

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Matty from the Nati: "You know how they have a Ron's LOTD thread? Well mine's gonna be ALL TIME FAVORITE Ron's LOTD. And if you're not completely satisfied we'll throw in a Fez LOTD free of charge."

:lol: Alright bro, I get ya. That's pretty fuckin funny.

[ChimneyFish]

12/08/05

On the subject of the man who shot "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott:

Earl: "You can't go into the mind of a crazy person. I think it was just...."

Ron: "I have to. I'm his partner."

Fezzy: "He wasn't talking about me. I didn't shoot 'Dimebag'."

Ron: "I did. I used to shoot dimebags. Loved it."

[hereintheUK]

Sometime during the 1980s.

The American Maffia? I've shit'em!

[landarch]

GREAT THREAD!!!!!!

Back in the WNEW days when JonBenet Ramsey's house went up for sale, they were discussing whether or not you could live in a house where a famous crime (or any violent crime) had taken place. Ron said of course he could, he'd buy the Tate-LaBianca house. Fez says to him something "chalk lines on the floor and all" and quick as lightning Ron says "I'd put a couch over it, I have class!"

One of the many RF exchanges that has stayed with me through the years

[AnnoyedGrunt]

"You have to take charge. Once I sunk in to my parent's room, put a shotgun to my Mom's chin and said 'Lady, give me a reason. Give me a f'ing reason.' The next day everything was different. She made me pancakes. Pancakes and twizzlers!"

"Why did you do that?"

"I don't know, I guess I was six and tired of being spanked."


Also, "There are three people on the show who can use the 'N word'. Earl, Bronx Johnny and me when I'm mad at Earl."

[kevdog9]

Jay Mohr was on the phone and Jay recommended to Fez the diet that he and his wife were on and Ronnie yelled out "He's on the Mohr Cox system" (more cocks) I laughed and laughed.

[Slumbag]

Earl: Black people are there own worst enemy.

Ron: Not while I'm alive.

[boobieman]

Fez:The cumia brothers are going to give me a beat down.

Ron: What kind of sick stint fight will that be


Also I use this one all the time" Don't forget the balls there not offens"

SEEE YAYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

[boobieman]

Fez:The cumia brothers are going to give me a beat down.

Ron: What kind of sick stint fight will that be


Also I use this one all the time" Don't forget the balls there not offens"

SEEE YAYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY

WOW serious brain fart....I really need to stop going on the boards at 5:30 in the morning. I really am a ass...ophans...ophans...WOW.

SEE AYYAYAYAAAAAAAAAA

[mrsocks]

Caller: "I race bicycles."

and with lighting fast reflexes Ron says....
"You ever catch one?"

[Bob Impact]

Re: Dave's TV being mounted too high on the wall:

Why don't you set up a fuckin' scaffold and watch some TV?

[Team_Ramrod]

I did the research 7 or 8 months ago for my Facebook 'quotes' section... SO I copy and paste for your reading pleasure.

"Let me tell ya, MLK had some dreams that he couldn't say out loud."

"You're the winner on a losing team. You're the MVP of Shitsburg."

Earl: Black people are their own worst enemy.
Ron: Not when I'm alive.

Fez: We're so far away from being to star trek time
Ron: Why, we're landing and taking off, we're doing shit... stop putting down your species, get with the program

Jay Mohr: "I can't believe how the show grinds to a halt when Fezzy stops talkin..."
Ron: "Yeah and here's the weird part...we split a check."

Ron: I bet you thought that you had gone to white heaven...
Earl: There're two heavens?
Ron: There better be!!!

Ron: You know Fez, Bills a great guy - you see this Hendrix guitar he gave me? I guess Hendrix had played it when he was in San Francisco he just went "Look at this, Jimi Hendrix" - he signed it, too.
Fez: Well maybe Bill forgot that here?
Ron: No, he wanted me to have it.
Fez: He leave anything for me?
Ron: Yeah, he wanted you to have a picture of me holding this Hendrix guitar.

"If I ever had a retard, God forbid, I would dress him up in nothing but tailored suits."

Ron: what, you gotta french baggette down there?
ESD: Yeah dipped in Tar
Ron: Hey keep race out of this you see-through son of a bitch

Stacey: How about the Notebook for a romance movie.
Ron: Stacey, I appreciate you calling, and I havent beaten a woman to death since 1989, but I cant have you calling here - were talkin about film.

"Earl I need you to be my Point man. Like in Vietnam when the black guy would take the lead. If you blow up I know I have some bad shit coming my way."

Earl: I've always considered myself an artist.
Ron: Look, being able to get three fingers into your own ass does not make you an artist.

I'll fucking knock steven hawking out of that stupid chair.
then i'll say "now who's smart? now who's fucking smart?"

"I'll light a baby on fire for 100 dollars so dont ask what I'd do to a puppet."

"When I was growing up there was a kid with leg braces. We beat him into a coma simply because his knees didn't work. "

Caller: Ron, would you get fucked in the ass for a million dollars?
Ron: "Yes. And I would milk it for all its worth. I would tell my kids: You better finish your steak! I got fucked in the ass for that. Or 'I don't go out every morning to get fucked in the ass for you to waste that slice of pizza like it don't cost a thing!'

Caller: "Id just like to say that my girlfriend's a vegan and she wont suck my dick because she wont put meat in her mouth."
Ron: "She probably wont suck your dick because everytime she leans down there some other guys head is in the way. [pause] Was that too far?"

(On Canadian Girls)
It's like they got a giant waffle maker up there, but instead of making waffles they make hot pussy.

[NewYorkDragons80]

When Fez talked about touching himself while talking to Coco "Fezzy, I don't even know you. You're practically a rapist!"

[Boomer]

"What's the fucking problem! Go buy a cake, then eat it!!!" - Ron Bennington's Greatest Line EVER :smoke:

[Donnie Iris]

I know this thread is dedicated to Ron's lines, but to pick one or even several is just too difficult for me. There are consistent lines of genius everyday. However, one line from the show that I still remember to this day that truly did incite genuine laughter from me actually came from a caller a year or two ago. I don't recall the exact frame of reference, but it went something like this: "(Insert Name), you're on Ron and Fez," and the caller came back with "Hey, sorry to bother you guys at work..." I can't even remember exactly to what the call was in regard or what he went on to say, but the subtlety of the delivery or something in its dryness makes me laugh to this day.

[Matty from the Nati]

I know this thread is dedicated to Ron's lines, but to pick one or even several is just too difficult for me. There are consistent lines of genius everyday. However, one line from the show that I still remember to this day that truly did incite genuine laughter from me actually came from a caller a year or two ago. I don't recall the exact frame of reference, but it went something like this: "(Insert Name), you're on Ron and Fez," and the caller came back with "Hey, sorry to bother you guys at work..." I can't even remember exactly to what the call was in regard or what he went on to say, but the subtlety of the delivery or something in its dryness makes me laugh to this day.

Yeah, that gets a laff out of me all the time. I love any and all radio shark calls. Like when the buddays were talking about the best way to kill a bear, shark calls in and says, "If it were a black bear, I'd hit with it some fabreeze *rimshot*" Ronnie didn;t laff but I hurt my stomach from laffing so hard. sorry to get off topic.