F*ck... Marry... Kill...

[Fallon]

I heard this on another radio show and thought it might be fun for the board.

Name three celebs and then we have to pick who we'd f*ck, who we'd marry and who we'd kill.

Rosie O'Donnell
Oprah
Sally Jesse Raphael

I'd F Sally, I'd kill Rosie and I'd marry Oprah (for the money).

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[impactplayer2k1]

Trish Stratus
Stacey Kiebler
Al Dukes

I'd f*ck Trish, Marry Stacey, and kill Al.

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[RF Godfather]

Joe Poo
Gay Randy
Fez Whatley

Al Dukes: If I had to choose and I'm not gay...

Clip: I slide down poles!

Al Dukes: I never said that. Well if I have to... I'd f*ck... hmmm... Gay Randy... I'd marry Fez Whatley for the money and kill Joe Poo cuz he does not respect my AUTHORITAH!

Joe Poo: You're still a BIG FAG!

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As for me, The Prototype:
Stephanie McMahon
Daffney Unger
ICP

I'd f*ck Daffney, mary Steph for the money obviously and kill ICP!




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[Silly Puddy]

I'm with you on your list, WWFallon

My three choices:
Alicia Silverstone
Julia Roberts
Angelina Jolie


F*ck: Angelina Jolie
Marry: Alicia Silverstone
Kill: Julia Roberts

I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

This message was edited by Silly Puddy on 12-6-01 @ 10:51 AM

[TomPoo]

We need some categories for this game like:

Teen Pop:

F: Christina
M: Britney
K: Pink

or

Wrestling:

F: Trish
M: Stacy
K: Chyna







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[Silly Puddy]

TomPoo, you'd F Christina and Kill Pink? Are you nuts?! Christina's a pompous, annoying skinny-as-a-crack-whore bitch, while Pink is probably a LOT better in the sack, has a smoking body, and at least seems like a real person. Though if you replace Christina with Shakira, your list makes sense.

I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[nellie]

rose mcgowan
norma jean baker
hillary clinton
i'd f*ck rose mcgowen, marry norma jean baker, and kill hillary clinton

see ya, diane

[sketchy]

crazy girls:

Rose McGowan
Fiona Apple
Angelina Jolie

Its tough but I would have to kill Rose McGowan, Marry Fiona, and F Angelina Jolie.

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[Gwen]

This is sooo easy

F: Edge from WWF
M: Nate Richert (harvey from sabrina)
K: Martin Short

Musically:
F:The Lead singer from incubus
M: Lance Bass (Im such a tool for admitting this)
K:ICP

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[IkeaBoy]

Marry: Alicia Silverstone She hasn't been hot since 95

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[Silly Puddy]

Ikeaboy, back in the Arrowsmith/Clueless days, she'd have shown up a lot on the F-side of the list. And I happen to think she looked real nice in "Blast From The Past". But I mainly picked her as "the one I'd marry" for 3 reasons:

1. She's a really sweet girl, including being involved in lots of charities I support (especially the abuse of animals),

2. She's still plenty sexy enough that I'd enjoy having sex with her even after we got married (though I hope she's completely past her overweight phase), and

3. I had a dream about a year ago that we were married, and I remember the dream being a happy one.

Besides, everyone should be allowed their own little crush that nobody else understands.



I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[TomPoo]

TomPoo, you'd F Christina and Kill Pink? Are you nuts?! Christina's a pompous, annoying skinny-as-a-crack-whore bitch, while Pink is probably a LOT better in the sack, has a smoking body, and at least seems like a real person.

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Christina without a doubt, Pink is an aweful ghetto chick with ZERO talent. She definately needs to die.

On the other hand I would love to rail Christina just once before I spend the rest of my life married to Britney. The whole fact that she is pompus and a bitch makes me want to F her even more!!!!


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[Silly Puddy]

Fair enough. We agree to disagree. For me, anytime I saw Christina in that Lady Marmalade get-up, I got sick to my stomach. Anyone who cares about her should get her eating ASAP.

I think, therefore I am..............a moron.

[Sheeplovr]

Alicia Silverstone was hott wow news to me never thought so

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[TheGameHHH]

Here are my three:
Steph McMahon
Drew Barrymore
Rosie O'Donnell

Obviously the list goes: I'd f*ck Steph, marry Drew, and kill Rosie!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Se7en]

I would SO fuck Christina. I actually prefer her to Britney, if you can believe that. Eh, I like the anorexic look.

I'd marry Britney...

And yeah, I'd kill Pink. Although I'd like to throw her a bone first.

As for Steph, Drew and Rosie...

I'd like to fuck AND marry Steph. If it was a choice between the two, it's marriage all the way. I'd go through that McMahon cash like that.

As for Drew and Rosie, I'd kill them both.

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[TheGameHHH]

Come on Se7en.....you mean to tell me you hate Drew that much?! Any girl who is a coke head at age 7, an alcoholic by age 11, flashes Letterman on live TV, and lives to tell about it all, is my kind of chick. hahaha!

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Fallon]

Drew is like Madonna, both wild in their prime and now that they have gotten a little older they are stuck up.

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[nickeye]

F: Nicole Brown Simpson
M: Nicole Brown Simpson
K: Nicole Brown Simpson

Wait, a minute - those aren't my answers. Someone must've switched lists with me...

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[Tazz1376]

F: Winona Ryder
M: Stephanie McMahon
K: Janet Jackson

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[TheGameHHH]

I would offically like to change my Kill person to CarrotTop.....I HATE that man, and I want to see him dead.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Fallon]

Watching too many of his 1-800-Call-ATT commercials TheGameHHH?

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[TheGameHHH]

1 was too many WWFallon. I was flipping through the channels last night, saw his ugly mug, and realized that was the last straw. It's time for this man to be killed. He's a worthless hack prop comic with no talent whatsoever.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Fezticle98]

For the peanut gallery:

Nancy Grace
Ann Coulter
Hillary Clinton

[JPMNICK]

For the peanut gallery:

Nancy Grace
Ann Coulter
Hillary Clinton

might as well have thrown star jones in there.


Marry Clinton
fuck Nancy grace because Funkman told me she bucks like a wild bull
kill ann coulter

[drjoek]

F: Nicole Brown Simpson
M: Nicole Brown Simpson
K: Nicole Brown Simpson

Wait, a minute - those aren't my answers. Someone must've switched lists with me...

--NickEye

I just laughed out loud then looked at the time date stamp of 12/2001 Funny is timeless


Oh by the way

F: Jessica Alba
M: Kate Beckinsale
K Trump

[Midkiff]

I would fuck the ever-loving shit out of Salma Hayek, marry Angelina Jolie (and of course, being married to her, I would also be fucking the shit out of her), and kill Ann Coulter. I might hate-fuck her first, though.

[TheMojoPin]

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[Don Stugots]

Carrie Underwood
Jessica Simpson
Rev. Al.

[topless_mike]

For the peanut gallery:

Nancy Grace
Ann Coulter
Hillary Clinton

looks as if somebody already got to nancy grace. she's 48 and preggo w/ twins.


oh,
f leslea fisher
m julianne moore
k paris hilton