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Furtherman
03-21-2008, 11:26 AM
"What if then you shall see the Gvac ascend up where He was before?"

Should Newark Airport divert planes on that day?

http://www.hattoncoc.org/kids/ascension.jpg
King Hippos Bandaid
03-21-2008, 11:47 AM
you wacky caflicks
Friday
03-21-2008, 12:04 PM
cool your heels there, buddy... this thread doesn't happen until SUNDAY!

geez!
Furtherman
03-21-2008, 12:09 PM
cool your heels there, buddy... this thread doesn't happen until SUNDAY!

geez!

It's actually 40 days after Sunday.... May 1st. That's if he makes it out of the cave.

Shouldn't someone be there to help him with the rock?
epo
03-21-2008, 01:06 PM
Do you suffer from premature ascension?
Kevin
03-21-2008, 01:09 PM
Wherever Boss lives.
TheMojoPin
03-21-2008, 09:55 PM
It's actually 40 days after Sunday.... May 1st. That's if he makes it out of the cave.

Shouldn't someone be there to help him with the rock?

I noticed everyone did a halfassed job burying him...savages just laid him out on a slab in a fucking cave for all the bears and Jersey Whites and King Hippo's Bandaids to come and eat, so I dug a bigass hole, dumped him in it and then sealed it up with concrete, all classy-like. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Friday
03-21-2008, 10:26 PM
I noticed everyone did a halfassed job burying him...savages just laid him out on a slab in a fucking cave for all the bears and Jersey Whites and King Hippo's Bandaids to come and eat, so I dug a bigass hole, dumped him in it and then sealed it up with concrete, all classy-like. YOU'RE WELCOME.

try posting in the proper thread, douche.

Passion and burial was today. Not Ascension.

dummy. :wacko:
Devo37
03-21-2008, 10:51 PM
if he was crucified at a younger age, i would believe he would rise again.

but as old as he is, who knows what will happen. do we really want a zombie-skin-falling-off-his-body messiah ruling over us?

/sheepy for messiah in '08
ralphbxny
03-22-2008, 05:02 AM
Is it floating GVAC or Rocket GVAC?

My money is on floating!
drjoek
03-22-2008, 08:01 AM
Is it floating GVAC or Rocket GVAC?

My money is on floating!

or is it GvacMobile?
A.J.
03-22-2008, 08:57 AM
Is it floating GVAC or Rocket GVAC?

My money is on floating!

or is it GvacMobile?

GvacAerial?
AngelAmy
03-22-2008, 09:28 AM
"What if then you shall see the Gvac ascend up where He was before?"

Should Newark Airport divert planes on that day?

http://www.hattoncoc.org/kids/ascension.jpg

jesus looks a little gay in that picture
TheMojoPin
03-22-2008, 09:52 AM
try posting in the proper thread, douche.

Passion and burial was today. Not Ascension.

dummy. :wacko:

I figured it was more appropriate here so people don't get their hopes up for some flim-flammery.
Furtherman
03-24-2008, 06:36 AM
jesus looks a little gay in that picture

Never took a bride. Had 12 male "friends". Do the math.