Gvac Has Arisen!!!

[Friday]

JerseyRich 28:1-10

After the sabbath, as the first day of the week was dawning, Reilly Magdalene and Leticia went to see the tomb.

And suddenly there was a great earthquake; for an AngelAmy of the Lord, descending from heaven, came and rolled back the stone and sat on it.
Her appearance was like lightning, and his clothing white as snow.
For fear of him the mods shook and became like dead men.

But the AngelAmy said to the women, "Do not be afraid; I know that you are looking for Gvac who was crucified.
He is not here; for he has been raised. Come, see the place where he lay.
Then go quickly and tell his disciples, 'He has been raised from the dead, and indeed he is going ahead of you to Galilee; there you will see him.' This is my message for you."

So they left the tomb quickly with fear and great joy, and ran to tell his disciples.

Suddenly Gvac met them and said, "Greetings!" And they came to him, took hold of his feet, and worshiped him.
Then Gvac said to them, "Do not be afraid; go and tell my brothers to go to RonFez.net; there they will see me."

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3482/gvacresurrectionco1.jpg

GVAC HAS ARISEN! REJOICE!

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[Gvac]

That boulder was a bitch, let me tell ya.

Oy, my back.

[Jughead]

This is so exciting!!!!.

[TheMojoPin]

Reilly Magdalene

HAW-HAW! Somebody's a hooooo-ah.

[Gvac]

Do you not recognize me?

Do you still doubt me?

[TheMojoPin]

*Sticks cock into the wound on his side*

HE IS RISEN!!!

[Gvac]

*Sticks cock into the wound on his side*

HE IS RISEN!!!

There's a joke in there somewhere about making money on the side...

[PapaBear]

At first glance, I thought the thread title said "GVAC was arrested". He is, after all, a gangster of love.

[Reephdweller]

But the AngelAmy said to the women, "Do not be afraid; I know that you are looking for Gvac who was crucified.
He is not here; for he has been raised. Come, see the place where he lay.
Then go quickly and tell his disciples, 'He has been raised from the dead, and indeed he is going ahead of you to Galilee; there you will see him.' This is my message for you."



I have to call bullshit here, the AngelAmy was blowing me during the time of this supposed "miracle".

[Friday]

I have to call bullshit here, the AngelAmy was blowing me during the time of this supposed "miracle".

True angels, my darling Reephy, are quite talented at multitasking....

[Gvac]

I have to call bullshit here, the AngelAmy was blowing me during the time of this supposed "miracle".

I won't even tell you what Reilly Magdalene was doing. :nono:

[Reephdweller]

I won't even tell you what Reilly Magdalene was doing. :nono:


You don't need to, we saw it all on webcam.

Nice work my friend. Nice work!

:clap:

[Reephdweller]

True angels, my darling Reephy, are quite talented at multitasking....

That would explain why she threw the blindfold over me at the time.

Now if only it would explain why I have tassels on my nipples.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I am respecting Gvac's powers of having Friday post here more often

More Friday -= More better

[jauble]

Gvac if you dont mind signing your crown of smilies I promise I wont put it on ebay.

[A.J.]

Don't anyone hold onto Him because He hasn't yet returned to His Father.

[Friday]

looks like people enjoyed the crucifixion more than the actual resurrection.

not surprising.... but an interesting observation, nonetheless....


maybe we should have more sacrificial deaths 'round this place.
any suggestions??

[spankyfrank]

maybe we should have more sacrificial deaths 'round this place.
any suggestions??

Mikeyboy needs to be sacrificed for his own good:devil2:

[Gvac]

Mikeyboy needs to be sacrificed for his own good:devil2:

I couldn't agree more.

[Mike Teacher]

Thinking on it, dying for a three day weekend just doesnt seem that big a sacrifice.