jauble - gay again

[jauble]

Fuck damnit cock sucker. I was with a chick tonight who I had somewhat wanted for the last 3 years. We are making out on my couch for a bit and then she eventually leaves but a few minutes before that she says "jeff I wish you would make a move." Apparently I am gay and love dick. Fuck ass Barbara Streisand

[jonyrotn]

:lol::lol: Don't sweat it bro, It happens to the best of us..It happened to my good friend like a week or two ago..He's gay too. Try imagining her in a suit,tie and cowboy hat or something..Might help.Go get your batch towel out of the nightstand and cry yourself to sleep..

[Kris10]

Is she incapable of making a move herself?

[jauble]

For any mod that gets this I did not mean to put it in this thread topic. If you would please move it and let the gay bashing begin. Also Jony I know you have a mancrush on me, but we are still cool.

[jauble]

Is she incapable of making a move herself?

she is a friend of my ex and I guess she was waiting on me but still:wallbash:

[jonyrotn]

For any mod that gets this I did not mean to put it in this thread topic. If you would please move it and let the gay bashing begin. Also Jony I know you have a mancrush on me, but we are still cool.
Cool like a mother fucker..Jony don't judge..

[Kris10]

she is a friend of my ex and I guess she was waiting on me but still:wallbash:

But still is right, no reason she couldn't have done it. If she wanted it just as badly she could have done something about it. Then again if I were you and she had said that to me right before she walked out the door I would have taken her and gotten down to business, that was your open invitation. Make plans to hang out with her next weekend and seal the deal my friend.

[jonyrotn]

she is a friend of my ex and I guess she was waiting on me but still:wallbash:
You'll get another shot..If she came over once..She'll be back.and if not, you know I got a man crush..Just sayin'..

[jonyrotn]

But still is right, no reason she couldn't have done it. If she wanted it just as badly she could have done something about it. Then again if I were you and she had said that to me right before she walked out the door I would have taken her and gotten down to business, that was your open invitation. Make plans to hang out with her next weekend and seal the deal my friend.
And don"t have a mouth full of Doritos when your making out with her..

[Kris10]

You'll get another shot..If she came over once..She'll be back.and if not, you know I got a man crush..Just sayin'..

:nono: This is how you get in trouble!

[jauble]

But still is right, no reason she couldn't have done it. If she wanted it just as badly she could have done something about it. Then again if I were you and she had said that to me right before she walked out the door I would have taken her and gotten down to business, that was your open invitation. Make plans to hang out with her next weekend and seal the deal my friend.

Well my hesitancy was shared with her because of my ex-girl and her being friends (on a side note I am also close with this girl). She asked originally if I was trying to get back at my ex and I said no because this chick has always been someone I was into and I knew her a few years before my last relationship.

[Kris10]

I understand that but after she made the remark she did she is saying she is fair game!

[jauble]

I understand that but after she made the remark she did she is saying she is fair game!

We are currently plsying the text game. I think she feels bad about it as if we did something wrong. I was into this chick 4 years ago so for me this was a decent night. As far as sealing the deal goes I am old school about that. Let me take you out, I'm not the sort of come over at 3 AM hook up guy.


Unless jony calls then I am a whore.

[jonyrotn]

Well my hesitancy was shared with her because of my ex-girl and her being friends (on a side note I am also close with this girl). She asked originally if I was trying to get back at my ex and I said no because this chick has always been someone I was into and I knew her a few years before my last relationship.This ma be why she's your EX..
But now she's fair game ..get off the fence bro and go get yours..

[Kris10]

Unless jony calls then I am a whore.

I don't think he is going to be doing that anymore.

[jauble]

also just so everyone knows I am not a douggrasso board character

[Kris10]

also just so everyone knows I am not a douggrasso board character

So she's not asian??

[jauble]

I don't think he is going to be doing that anymore.

well you two enjoy the honeymoon

[jonyrotn]

I understand that but after she made the remark she did she is saying she is fair game! Wrong Quote

We are currently plsying the text game. I think she feels bad about it as if we did something wrong. I was into this chick 4 years ago so for me this was a decent night. As far as sealing the deal goes I am old school about that. Let me take you out, I'm not the sort of come over at 3 AM hook up guy. But Jeff, every situation is different you gotta play the cards your dealt..Tonight you were dely a full house...And lost..JK I totally understand that old school thing..I'm the same way..Just ask
Rouski..Did I tell you I'm gonna marry her??

[jonyrotn]

:nono: This is how you get in trouble!Sooory

[Kris10]

Yeah, he just brought up the honeymoon.

[jauble]

So she's not asian??

Actually this is the first blondie that I have been interested in that isnt a lesbian.

[Kris10]

Actually this is the first blondie that I have been interested in that isnt a lesbian.

Thats a +

[jonyrotn]

I don't think he is going to be doing that anymore. it's true Jeff,She speaks in truths..

[jonyrotn]

Actually this is the first blondie that I have been interested in that isnt a lesbian.:lol::lol: It's to early in the morning to be that funny..

[jauble]

:lol::lol: It's to early in the morning to be that funny..

Not even trying to be funny. The only time I cheated was when I made out witha lesbian at a wine party at college. My girlfriend at the time came up during the kiss and introduced herself. I explained that I was smitten by her and she explained that she was gay. Long story short I slept alone that night.

[Kris10]

goodnight guys, I'm going to sleep

[IamFogHat]

Is she incapable of making a move herself?

Yeah, fuck her, I hate women like that. This isn't the 30's. Jauble's sitting there trying to be a gentlemen for fuck's sake.

[Gvac]

I'm about to share with you my patented move. More often than not it has led to nights of passion and bliss. While making out, take her hand and place it on your (hopefully) swelling bulge.

The very small minority of women will withdraw and appear shocked, but most will go for it. It's a very good sign that all systems are go.

You're welcome.

[jonyrotn]

<p><p>witha lesbian at a wine party </p></p>
<p><p>&nbsp;</p></p>
<p>You should never mix your wine parties and your lesbians.. More often then not it's end ugly even if she's pretty..Only thing worse is mixing your keg parties with your closeted homosexual college roomate.. </p>
<p>And no my college roomate's name did not end with A C.</p>

[A.J.]

Fuck damnit cock sucker. I was with a chick tonight who I had somewhat wanted for the last 3 years. We are making out on my couch for a bit and then she eventually leaves but a few minutes before that she says "jeff I wish you would make a move." Apparently I am gay and love dick. Fuck ass Barbara Streisand

Don't feel bad. I've always sucked at "making the move". Must be that fear of being accused of date rape.

[Doctor Z]

Tap that shit.

[epo]

I'm about to share with you my patented move. More often than not it has led to nights of passion and bliss. While making out, take her hand and place it on your (hopefully) swelling bulge.

The very small minority of women will withdraw and appear shocked, but most will go for it. It's a very good sign that all systems are go.

You're welcome.

Has anyone told you how smooth you are?

[keithy_19]

I had a girl contionously ask if I was gay. She would then say that it's ok if I am, but she just wanted to know because she had feelings for me.

Sometimes you have to man up and simply whip it out and say, 'if I were gay would I have a hard on like this?'

If it's not hard, well, maybe you are gay.

[keithy_19]

I understand that but after she made the remark she did she is saying she is fair game!

I was hanging out a lot with this girl this past summer. I was constantly drunk and would always walk to he rhouse and we'd just sit and talk on he rporch. I started to develop feelings for her though we were friends and I didn't know how to break down that barrier.

One night when I was a little bit more sober than the other nights, I got the guts to make a move. I was sitting in this chair on her porch and she was standing by the door to her house when I complimented her and she called me a fag. She said it in a joking way and I did the ol', 'oh yeah? I'm a fag?' remark. She went on to call me a huge homosexual, and I decided that this was a good time to make my move. I kissed her and she kissed me back and then it got awkward.

We're still really good friends and sometimes you just have to show that you're not gay.

[shitchens]

Well, I've known Jauble for some years now and have actually recently joined these threads at his behest, as this is my first post I feel that I am obligated to respond to this thread and bash him at the same time. He's of course made it quite easy on me here.
I have been trying to get Jeff to fuck this girl for months, she's hot as fuck, and may or may not be anorexic but also has a nice rack. At some point I just think that he enjoys weeping in the fetal position on a futon and whining about how his ex dumped him becuase he can't stay in school for more then ten minutes at a time. Anyway, were it me, I'd do her. But then again, I'm not as smooth as Jauble. But he's only smooth with men. (His Ex is a dude who's name I will not disclose.) Ok, its Roe Jogan. I've been telling him to stop being a weepy cunt and close this... becuase trust me, he could.... she wants his balls.....

[underdog]

"jeff I wish you would make a move."

You should have just very calmly said, "Take off your pants."

[marcpsych]

Next time suggest a game of tummysticks and see how it goes from there.

You'll do better next time, bro.

[jonyrotn]

I had a girl contionously ask if I was gay.

she called me a fag.She went on to call me a huge homosexual
Keithy this is no longer an isolated inccedent it's now a pattern..You really seem like a nice kid with a bright future..But if you dressing like Boy George, Stop..

[Kris10]

Keithy this is no longer an isolated inccedent it's now a pattern..You really seem like a nice kid with a bright future..But if you dressing like Boy George, Stop..

omg, too fuckin funny

[jauble]

omg, too fuckin funny

Would you two stop flirting and help gvac and mikeyboy have sex to ease the tension around here.

[keithy_19]

Keithy this is no longer an isolated inccedent it's now a pattern..You really seem like a nice kid with a bright future..But if you dressing like Boy George, Stop..

I dress like that cause I like it. Not cause I like cock. Bitches best understand that.

[Kris10]

Would you two stop flirting and help gvac and mikeyboy have sex to ease the tension around here.

I'm flirting? :blink:

[jauble]

I'm flirting? :blink:

I thought you two might be getting ready for the honeymoon.

[Yerdaddy]

We are currently plsying the text game. I think she feels bad about it as if we did something wrong. I was into this chick 4 years ago so for me this was a decent night. As far as sealing the deal goes I am old school about that. Let me take you out, I'm not the sort of come over at 3 AM hook up guy.

You're on a one way ticket to the Friend Zone, dude. Pull out now or you'll be in it for life - or until you end up middle-aged in Southeast Asia and married to some crazy-ass local chick just because she actually wants you for your passport and the fact that you don't beat her and fuck her friends, (much). But she'll still be crazy as a shit-house rat, so fix this shit now!

You need to come to terms with the fact that women today drink just as men and go for one-night hook-ups just as much as men. That doesn't mean there's no room for relationships or romance, but it does mean that women aren't looking for old-fashioned dating material anymore. They want to get fucked. Hard. By you. But most of them still aren't willing to take over the role of aggressor for two reasons: 1) they don't have to. Why would they risk the rejection of being shot down? It sucks. As long as there's millions of guys out there who will take that chance to fuck them, they aren't going to put their own self-esteem on the line to get some action. Can't say I blame them. And 2) they are attracted even more to aggressive men, (masculinity), now that they've gotten more aggresive themselves. They want you to take charge because they want to be wanted and because that's what turns them on and because they're lazy. Casual sex/sport-fucking/drunk sex is the new dozen roses to let you know you're into her. Learn it. Love it. Live it.

Here's what you have to do now. Send her a text that says "Guess what just happened? MY BALLS JUST DROPPED! They just dropped down and said, "Sorry we're late, but now it's time to get us wet or we'll die." So get plenty of food and rest and get your fine ass over ASAP and I'll shag you like a parolee on release day!"

And if you can't manage that, you know where GVac's swelling bulge lives, ya lesbian wino!

[Kris10]

But most of them still aren't willing to take over the role of aggressor for two reasons: 1) they don't have to. Why would they risk the rejection of being shot down? It sucks. As long as there's millions of guys out there who will take that chance to fuck them, they aren't going to put their own self-esteem on the line to get some action. Can't say I blame them. And 2) they are attracted even more to aggressive men, (masculinity), now that they've gotten more aggresive themselves. They want you to take charge because they want to be wanted and because that's what turns them on and because they're lazy. Casual sex/sport-fucking/drunk sex is the new dozen roses to let you know you're into her. Learn it. Love it. Live it. !

Shut up you idiot! These are stupid chicks who have no self esteem and apparently the only women your attracted to or seem to find.

[cougarjake13]

Fuck damnit cock sucker. I was with a chick tonight who I had somewhat wanted for the last 3 years. We are making out on my couch for a bit and then she eventually leaves but a few minutes before that she says "jeff I wish you would make a move." Apparently I am gay and love dick. Fuck ass Barbara Streisand

sorry to hear that

[marcpsych]

You're on a one way ticket to the Friend Zone, dude. Pull out now or you'll be in it for life - or until you end up middle-aged in Southeast Asia and married to some crazy-ass local chick just because she actually wants you for your passport and the fact that you don't beat her and fuck her friends, (much). But she'll still be crazy as a shit-house rat, so fix this shit now!

You need to come to terms with the fact that women today drink just as men and go for one-night hook-ups just as much as men. That doesn't mean there's no room for relationships or romance, but it does mean that women aren't looking for old-fashioned dating material anymore. They want to get fucked. Hard. By you. But most of them still aren't willing to take over the role of aggressor for two reasons: 1) they don't have to. Why would they risk the rejection of being shot down? It sucks. As long as there's millions of guys out there who will take that chance to fuck them, they aren't going to put their own self-esteem on the line to get some action. Can't say I blame them. And 2) they are attracted even more to aggressive men, (masculinity), now that they've gotten more aggresive themselves. They want you to take charge because they want to be wanted and because that's what turns them on and because they're lazy. Casual sex/sport-fucking/drunk sex is the new dozen roses to let you know you're into her. Learn it. Love it. Live it.

Here's what you have to do now. Send her a text that says "Guess what just happened? MY BALLS JUST DROPPED! They just dropped down and said, "Sorry we're late, but now it's time to get us wet or we'll die." So get plenty of food and rest and get your fine ass over ASAP and I'll shag you like a parolee on release day!" And if you can't manage that, you know where GVac's swelling bulge lives, ya lesbian wino!

It would be funny if jauble decided to follow the advice of our T.J. Mackey and accidentally texted this to his mother.

[SinA]

Don't sweat it bro. She basically just gave you a green light, as if she said "It's too late tonight, but next time you're getting blown."

[thejives]

"jeff I wish you would make a move."

But your name is Jauble... does she not know this?

[jauble]

But your name is Jauble... does she not know this?

Shes blonde...but she and a few other people do call me jauble.

[marcpsych]

Shes blonde...but she and a few other people do call me jauble.

DO THEY?!

You need to set up another date with her.

[Yerdaddy]

Shut up you idiot! These are stupid chicks who have no self esteem and apparently the only women your attracted to or seem to find.

I want you.

[jonyrotn]

You're on a one way ticket to the Friend Zone, dude. Pull out now or you'll be in it for life - or until you end up middle-aged in Southeast Asia and married to some crazy-ass local chick just because she actually wants you for your passport and the fact that you don't beat her and fuck her friends, (much). But she'll still be crazy as a shit-house rat, so fix this shit now!

You need to come to terms with the fact that women today drink just as men and go for one-night hook-ups just as much as men. That doesn't mean there's no room for relationships or romance, but it does mean that women aren't looking for old-fashioned dating material anymore. They want to get fucked. Hard. By you. But most of them still aren't willing to take over the role of aggressor for two reasons: 1) they don't have to. Why would they risk the rejection of being shot down? It sucks. As long as there's millions of guys out there who will take that chance to fuck them, they aren't going to put their own self-esteem on the line to get some action. Can't say I blame them. And 2) they are attracted even more to aggressive men, (masculinity), now that they've gotten more aggresive themselves. They want you to take charge because they want to be wanted and because that's what turns them on and because they're lazy. Casual sex/sport-fucking/drunk sex is the new dozen roses to let you know you're into her. Learn it. Love it. Live it.

Here's what you have to do now. Send her a text that says "Guess what just happened? MY BALLS JUST DROPPED! They just dropped down and said, "Sorry we're late, but now it's time to get us wet or we'll die." So get plenty of food and rest and get your fine ass over ASAP and I'll shag you like a parolee on release day!"

And if you can't manage that, you know where GVac's swelling bulge lives, ya lesbian wino!


:lol: I was wondering what happen to Andrew Dice Clay...This site needs more Male Chauvinists..Hey...I'm over here now.oohh.

[A.J.]

You're on a one way ticket to the Friend Zone, dude. Pull out now or you'll be in it for life - or until you end up middle-aged in Southeast Asia and married to some crazy-ass local chick just because she actually wants you for your passport and the fact that you don't beat her and fuck her friends, (much). But she'll still be crazy as a shit-house rat, so fix this shit now!

You need to come to terms with the fact that women today drink just as men and go for one-night hook-ups just as much as men. That doesn't mean there's no room for relationships or romance, but it does mean that women aren't looking for old-fashioned dating material anymore. They want to get fucked. Hard. By you. But most of them still aren't willing to take over the role of aggressor for two reasons: 1) they don't have to. Why would they risk the rejection of being shot down? It sucks. As long as there's millions of guys out there who will take that chance to fuck them, they aren't going to put their own self-esteem on the line to get some action. Can't say I blame them. And 2) they are attracted even more to aggressive men, (masculinity), now that they've gotten more aggresive themselves. They want you to take charge because they want to be wanted and because that's what turns them on and because they're lazy. Casual sex/sport-fucking/drunk sex is the new dozen roses to let you know you're into her. Learn it. Love it. Live it.

Here's what you have to do now. Send her a text that says "Guess what just happened? MY BALLS JUST DROPPED! They just dropped down and said, "Sorry we're late, but now it's time to get us wet or we'll die." So get plenty of food and rest and get your fine ass over ASAP and I'll shag you like a parolee on release day!"

And if you can't manage that, you know where GVac's swelling bulge lives, ya lesbian wino!

Shut up you idiot! These are stupid chicks who have no self esteem and apparently the only women your attracted to or seem to find.

:lol: I was wondering what happen to Andrew Dice Clay...This site needs more Male Chauvinists..Hey...I'm over here now.oohh.

I think his advice was to simply....

"Be.
Aggressive.
B. E.
Agressive."

http://www.bevosports.com/images/cheerleader_sex.jpg

[jauble]

I fucking hate me...nothing to do with anything posted before. I just hate me right now and I dont deserve another faggoty look at me thread.

[Kris10]

I want you.

Sorry, I'm not one of them.

[Yerdaddy]

I fucking hate me...nothing to do with anything posted before. I just hate me right now and I dont deserve another faggoty look at me thread.

Didn't take my advice, did you? Well unless Rouski gives it up to you then you're just one more fly in Gvac's web.

[jauble]

Didn't take my advice, did you? Well unless Rouski gives it up to you then you're just one more fly in Gvac's web.

Fuck Gvac...that guy blows. However there is this one guy who looks like he could be a real inspiration. Do you know Gvacmobile.


(slight Fight Club reference)