Judge Smails
03-23-2008, 10:17 PM
I'm bringing back the hypotheticals, baby!
OK - so think of the person who is your absolute sexual fantasy partner. The person who completely turns you on the most. It could be somebody famous or someone that you know or work with and would otherwise have absolutely no chance of "bedding down." As long as we're being nuts, lets put no limits on it and say that you can even go back in time and choose maybe "the one that got away" or some star or historical figure in the prime of their life.
You get them for the night and they are up for ANYTHING that your sick little mind can come up with. In fact, they'll be as crazy for you as you are for them and they'll just want to please you in any way imaginable. The only catch is that once the night's over it's all over. There won't be a relationship. I guess you can choose if they'll remember anything about it or not. Oh, and your life will be shortened by exactly one year. That's it. Just 365 days off of your lifespan. Just a little steeper than a $4,300 whore, I guess. Would you do it?
As much as I enjoy sex I think that I enjoy living just a little bit more. I think I'd have to pass. Though I'd hate to think when I'm 95 and on my deathbed that I'd regret not going the year before and having had the chance of sixty-nining Elanore Roosevelt.
EDIT: Let's say that the one year thing is not a problem with you. How long would you be willing to give up? Two, three, more?
OK - so think of the person who is your absolute sexual fantasy partner. The person who completely turns you on the most. It could be somebody famous or someone that you know or work with and would otherwise have absolutely no chance of "bedding down." As long as we're being nuts, lets put no limits on it and say that you can even go back in time and choose maybe "the one that got away" or some star or historical figure in the prime of their life.
You get them for the night and they are up for ANYTHING that your sick little mind can come up with. In fact, they'll be as crazy for you as you are for them and they'll just want to please you in any way imaginable. The only catch is that once the night's over it's all over. There won't be a relationship. I guess you can choose if they'll remember anything about it or not. Oh, and your life will be shortened by exactly one year. That's it. Just 365 days off of your lifespan. Just a little steeper than a $4,300 whore, I guess. Would you do it?
As much as I enjoy sex I think that I enjoy living just a little bit more. I think I'd have to pass. Though I'd hate to think when I'm 95 and on my deathbed that I'd regret not going the year before and having had the chance of sixty-nining Elanore Roosevelt.
EDIT: Let's say that the one year thing is not a problem with you. How long would you be willing to give up? Two, three, more?