Fuck Old People

[topless_mike]

Fuck you, old people.

You cant drive, the music's too loud, you walk too slow, you find a reason to be on the road at 8am and 5pm, when us working folk are trying to get home from a long day at work, you park in our spots with your handicap plates, you hog up our casinos, you steal fruits, sugars, and rolls from our buffets, you.... you..



ok. im better now.

[Gvac]

This is why my "Logan's Run" law should be enacted.

I'm not unreasonable; I'm giving these old codgers until 85 years of age to drive us all nuts.

After that? Bye bye.

[ChrisTheCop]

This is why my "Logan's Run" law should be enacted.

I'm not unreasonable; I'm giving these old codgers until 85 years of age to drive us all nuts.

After that? Bye bye.

"RUNNERS!!!!!!

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[MadMatt]

Whew!

I thought this thread was a call to action...


Thank goodness!

[Freakshow]

two words: soylent green.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ship anyone over 70 to Florida, mandatory

[Jughead]

How old are we talking???:smile:

[Furtherman]

I thought this was about Marc's new job.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

mistake

[ZigZagBigBag]

i really don't mind the old folks that much. don't think poor driving is an age-related skill. i have more contempt for people driving like dicks cuz they think its everyone elses job to get out of there way, so that they can get home 20 seconds faster than they otherwise would. work is done, relax... of course i walk home from work.

[epo]

I thought this was about Marc's new job.

Didn't Fat_Sunny Fire Him Yet?

[Sinestro]

You young ones are just jealous of the senior discounts we get and that we still go social security. Don't be hating. You know what I mean. Dig it? aight.

[sr71blackbird]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u208/ilovegrannys/old-lady-hitit.jpg

[jonyrotn]

Whew!I thought this thread was a call to action..
I had to zip mine back up too..

I Guess if I'm gonna allow myself to discriminate against any, one minority, It should be the elderly..If only because I expect to be one eventually, myself.. Although, I expected to be 6'8' and black at one point too, but neither one of those has panned out yet..
I don't think I'd nunchaku a senior citizen but, I could certainly see myself sucker punching one.. I'm absolutly positive, the world would not hear a peep from me if all of a sudden the DMV instituted the "62 and under" law..It's not even that mean because that's what busses are for..If it was good enough for Rosa Parks, it's certainly good enough for your wrinkly ass..Thank you sister Rosa..If I never had to smell Ben Gay again, I'd be ubber happy..If I didn't have to watch the "I've fallen and I cant get up" commercial eight times durring a Hockey game, I'd be ecstatic.. And if I'm forced to see another 350lbs geriatric mess, push tennis balls around the mall with a walker that already has wheels, someones getting vinegar in their colostomy bag..But I suppose the one thing that riles me up more then our undead, tooling around town in their '78 Chrysler Cordobas with only 8,000 to the VFW and back miles on them, is they knock the younger generations..Just because we didn't have to yolk a team of oxen and plow the lower fourty to earn 2 bits. Doesn't mean we shouldn't be able to get Social Security.."New Deal' my ass, fuck 'em all.. And their Corenthian fucking Leather.

[mendyweiss]

How old are we talking???:smile:

My Exact Thought ! Mendy Thinks He Qualifies For Old Here !!

[cougarjake13]

Fuck Old People


only if she's hot

[Sinestro]

Racquel Welch:thumbup:

[jonyrotn]

My Exact Thought ! Mendy Thinks He Qualifies For Old Here !!
Mendy, you're no crusty, ill-tempered crumudgeon..You got us all beat at being young-at-heart.. And that's what really counts..Plus, eighty is the new sixty-five..So you're fine..

[Mike Teacher]

Fuck you, old people.

You cant drive, the music's too loud, you walk too slow, you find a reason to be on the road at 8am and 5pm, when us working folk are trying to get home from a long day at work

Up to here you were describing every teenager I know.

[Fezticle98]

Oh, look, a post from the future:

Go fuck yourself, young whippersnapper!

[DolaMight]

Fuck the Olds 88s.