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Gvac
03-27-2008, 02:38 PM
Since this inconsiderate cocksucker pulled out of "Unmasked" at the last minute, will the boys be doing a live show Monday?

It is Fez's birthday, after all.

Jughead
03-27-2008, 02:40 PM
Exhausted?? Poppy Cock!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bossanova
03-27-2008, 02:40 PM
Since this inconsiderate cocksucker pulled out of "Unmasked" at the last minute, will the boys be doing a live show Monday?

It is Fez's birthday, after all.



My mistake...... wrong kind of thread

BoondockSaint
03-27-2008, 02:41 PM
I hope so just because I want to hear Ronnie's reaction when he looks up at the tv and sees Wilder right behind home plate at the Yankee game. Drinking a beer and eating a hotdog.

Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2008, 02:46 PM
Since this inconsiderate cocksucker pulled out of "Unmasked" at the last minute, will the boys be doing a live show Monday?

It is Fez's birthday, after all.

4 days before the event "last minute"? Even if someone took the day off, you still have tomorrow to get that day back. It's the very opposite of what Reilly did.

Were you going?

Remember, it's threads like this that get back to booking and talent agents and prevent guests from being booked or coming back.

Shit like this happens. I'm not saying it's great, but calling him that doesn't help things.

Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2008, 02:47 PM
(And was Wilder even plugging anything or was he doing it just to do it? The other thing was an obvious push at the Walk Hard press junket...)

underdog
03-27-2008, 02:49 PM
Gene Wilder is down the street from me signing books right now.

I wonder if he's exhausted?

BoondockSaint
03-27-2008, 02:49 PM
(And was Wilder even plugging anything or was he doing it just to do it? The other thing was an obvious push at the Walk Hard press junket...)

He's pushing a book.

smiler grogan
03-27-2008, 02:49 PM
I schedued a half day for mon. so I'll just work the whole day no big deal.
Hope they do a live show though.

mikeyboy
03-27-2008, 02:51 PM
Cancellations happen. At least they are trying to reschedule this one.

IMSlacker
03-27-2008, 02:51 PM
This thread is going to ruin the merger.

Gvac
03-27-2008, 02:52 PM
Cancellations happen. At least they are trying to reschedule this one.

Any idea if they're going to do the show live Monday mikeyboy? I'd appreciate it if you could find out.

Thanks.

You're the best.

Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2008, 02:53 PM
He's pushing a book.

OK, makes sense then.

BTW - I am not defending Wilder's actions by pulling out of the show but he did give plenty of time for people to change their plans if they were going. I know Ron and Fez were upset by the chain of events and they have every right to. But by calling a guy who has no connection to R&F or isn't a friend of the show a "cocksucker" for calling out of an event and leaving plenty of time for people to alter plans is a little uncalled for.

That's all.

Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2008, 02:55 PM
Cancellations happen. At least they are trying to reschedule this one.

QFT. Totally different situation than Reilly.

Bossanova
03-27-2008, 02:55 PM
OK, makes sense then.

BTW - I am not defending Wilder's actions by pulling out of the show but he did give plenty of time for people to change their plans if they were going. I know Ron and Fez were upset by the chain of events and they have every right to. But by calling a guy who has no connection to R&F or isn't a friend of the show a "cocksucker" for calling out of an event and leaving plenty of time for people to alter plans is a little uncalled for.

That's all.

I believe Gvac was throwing cocksucker out there in a fucking around manner. Why must we always say something is out of line when we are guilty of doing things out of line our selves.

Hottub
03-27-2008, 02:55 PM
As Mikey said, they are trying to reschedule. Wilder is not in the greatest of health, you know. Wait for it...

And as far as a Monday show goes, we are talking about The Bandit.:innocent:



I'll guess yes, though.

angrymissy
03-27-2008, 03:02 PM
Time For A Pest Attack!

Awaiting Orders Generalz Mikeyboy

jauble
03-27-2008, 03:16 PM
Time For A Pest Attack!

Awaiting Orders Generalz Mikeyboy

I dont think you get the show.








(please note that I am joking of course)

smiler grogan
03-27-2008, 03:18 PM
I'm gonna blast an airhorn right in this Fucko's face!

Jughead
03-27-2008, 03:22 PM
I'm gonna blast an airhorn right in this Fucko's face!

Fucko is way better than poppy cock Ive got to remember that....:smile:

Knowledged_one
03-27-2008, 03:25 PM
I believe Gvac was throwing cocksucker out there in a fucking around manner. Why must we always say something is out of line when we are guilty of doing things out of line our selves.

why do you have to be such a cocksucker about things :tongue:

mikeyboy
03-27-2008, 03:28 PM
Time For A Pest Attack!

Awaiting Orders Generalz Mikeyboy

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONE! Veruca Salt is a whore!

Dougie Brootal
03-27-2008, 03:43 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONE! Veruca Salt is a whore!

WHOOOAAAA!!!!! lets not say things that we cant take back.....

Dougie Brootal
03-27-2008, 03:46 PM
4 days before the event "last minute"? Even if someone took the day off, you still have tomorrow to get that day back. It's the very opposite of what Reilly did.

what did reillyluck ever do?!?

led37zep
03-27-2008, 03:46 PM
I heard when he called to cancel he had the following to say to earl

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SinA
03-27-2008, 03:50 PM
and to think i posted in the gene wilder appreciation thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57749)

jetdog
03-27-2008, 03:55 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONE! Veruca Salt is a whore!

RAAAAAAAAAMMMOOOOONNNNNEE! Wipe my ass with a golden ticket!

marcpsych
03-27-2008, 03:57 PM
4 days before the event "last minute"? Even if someone took the day off, you still have tomorrow to get that day back. It's the very opposite of what Reilly did.

Were you going?

Remember, it's threads like this that get back to booking and talent agents and prevent guests from being booked or coming back.

Shit like this happens. I'm not saying it's great, but calling him that doesn't help things.

With all due respect, Gene Wilder and his booking agent can kiss my redeye.

Why should we tiptoe around things in fear of agents? If that's the case, let's just praise every shitty CD, TV show, and game endlessly in the hopes that their booking agents will see our threads and book these megastars on the show or for Unmasked.

P.S. - Haunted Honeymoon sucked balls.

mikeyboy
03-27-2008, 04:08 PM
RAAAAAAAAAMMMOOOOONNNNNEE! Wipe my ass with a golden ticket!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONE! Charlie Bucket is a crossdresser!

oh_kee_pa
03-27-2008, 04:08 PM
he's going to be at Book Revue In Huntington Village on Saturday Night if anyone is interested..
which is down the block from F.H. Reillys

docgoblin
03-27-2008, 04:21 PM
This all happened immediately after Fez turned over the Unmasked responsibilities to Earl... Coincidence?... I don't think so!

drusilla
03-27-2008, 04:47 PM
i took the day off for this thing too, but oh wells. i gotta work saturday & sunday this weekend, so it won't count as a sick day.

DiabloSammich
03-27-2008, 05:05 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOONE! Charlie Bucket is a crossdresser!




RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOONE! The Waco Kid was a faggot!

Jubjubs
03-27-2008, 05:27 PM
He bad. He bad.

mikeyboy
03-27-2008, 05:28 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOONE! The Waco Kid was a faggot!

RAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOONE! Frau Blucher was a hemaphrodite!

Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2008, 06:12 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAMONE! Violet Beauregarde was a fat cunt!

King Hippos Bandaid
03-27-2008, 06:22 PM
Raaaaaaaamone

Grandpa Joe used to get Cleveland Steamers from the Oompa Loompas

jetdog
03-27-2008, 06:22 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOONE! Frau Blucher was a hemaphrodite!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! I might go so far as to say cloris leachman was hotter than teri garr.......okay maybe not at the time but she held up better!!!!

underdog
03-27-2008, 06:58 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOONE! Frau Blucher was a hemaphrodite!

I thought we did Jeeeeeeeroooome.

Linger whatever the RnF equivalent is Longer.

Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2008, 07:21 PM
RAMMOOOOOONE! Zero Mostel is an AIDS-ridden douche!

silas
03-27-2008, 07:31 PM
4 days before the event "last minute"? Even if someone took the day off, you still have tomorrow to get that day back. It's the very opposite of what Reilly did.

Were you going?

Remember, it's threads like this that get back to booking and talent agents and prevent guests from being booked or coming back.

Shit like this happens. I'm not saying it's great, but calling him that doesn't help things.

IMO, this was largely a filler ep....herewith the 3 inevitable Q's than Gene knows are coming and RB had to work in as graciously as possible;

1- Richard Pryor (sp)? GW= "genius"

2- Mel Brooks? GW= "genius".....maybe a "Curb" drop from RB?

3- WillyWonka? GW="I still get comments!"....probably a Depp mention.


After hearing Reilly's painfull O+A appearance ( and i like his other film stuff), this is good news; There are more than enough Reilly POS-movie-of-the-week tours and Wilder whereAreTheyNow crapolas via an infinite #of monkeys on an infinite # of platforms (kinda like this messageboard post)......

...i want more Norton! More Black Philip! more non-hack-true-legends like Newhart!

Good grief...as we are so often reminded in Hayseed nation...they are in Midtown----act like it fatbodies! and get some cool guests--they are LITERALLY walking by on the street!

Gvac
03-27-2008, 07:32 PM
The next Unmasked guest?

Lewis Black!

Tenbatsuzen
03-27-2008, 07:51 PM
IMO, this was largely a filler ep....


You really can't say that without the episode actually happening. Ron alluded to Mencia being "difficult", and I'm not a Mencia fan, but I was completely fascinated with the Mencia unmasked.

On the other hand, I grew up watching Gallagher (I know he's a prop comic and he's hack) but the interview was so uncomfortable that I had to turn it off, I was cringing so much because he was so out of his mind.

Wilder was a part of two of my favorite movies of all time (Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein) and part of Liz's favorite movie of all time (Producers) so this was something that was very interesting to me, and I was curious if Ron would get in-depth about Gilda with him.

..and more Black Phillip? Why? Patrice's "relationship advice" is the weakest part of his act, IMHO. When Patrice talks relationships, I immediately change the channel.

chubbyknuckles
03-27-2008, 07:57 PM
Heard the news about the cancellation and would be better with it, HAD I NOT GIVEN AWAY MY YANKEE DAY OPENING TICKET JUST TO GO AND SEE GENE WILDER B4 HE DIES! If i find out John C Reilly's been talking to Wilder, i'll strangle, Earl!

silas
03-27-2008, 08:20 PM
You really can't say that without the episode actually happening. Ron alluded to Mencia being "difficult", and I'm not a Mencia fan, but I was completely fascinated with the Mencia unmasked.

On the other hand, I grew up watching Gallagher (I know he's a prop comic and he's hack) but the interview was so uncomfortable that I had to turn it off, I was cringing so much because he was so out of his mind.

Wilder was a part of two of my favorite movies of all time (Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein) and part of Liz's favorite movie of all time (Producers) so this was something that was very interesting to me, and I was curious if Ron would get in-depth about Gilda with him.

1-Well, if we can't comment on what hasn't happened; erase alot of most message board content, and 100% of my porn downloads.

2- I'm not sure what Mencia's "difficulty" has to do with Wilder or in general, but as another non-Mencia fan, i also found that ep fascinating.

3- I also agree that BlazingSaddles and Young Frankenstein are in the hall-of-fame, and imo we are on the side of the angels there(tho i also believe that time has taken a heavy toll)......btw-Liz is your gf/w/R&F linger-longer?...i genuinely value this board's vet's (and recognize you as one of them), but i don't understand that arcane ref for a Northamerican+ wide discussion (Northamerican? luv Mooch's addition!).

4- IMO, Kudos on Gilda point; while an almost inevitable Wilder interview topic; that could be a subject where a discussion with classic-SNL scholar RB could add to the history of record.

Crispy123
03-27-2008, 08:43 PM
First off, GW was a great get. It sucks that he isnt doing the show. He would have had an awesome first hand answer to the RP question.

LB is also a great comedian. I look forward to what his personality will be on Umasked.

Slumbag
03-27-2008, 09:21 PM
Man, I love Ronnie B.........................








But I can't say fuck you to Gene Wilder. No fucking way. EVER.
He could eat one of my family members and I'd still like him.

AngelAmy
03-27-2008, 11:27 PM
Man, I love Ronnie B.........................








But I can't say fuck you to Gene Wilder. No fucking way. EVER.
He could eat one of my family members and I'd still like him.

i agree with you there

he's signing his book on saturday and i plan on being there so ill tell him everyone here says hi

PapaBear
03-27-2008, 11:47 PM
Man, I love Ronnie B.........................








But I can't say fuck you to Gene Wilder. No fucking way. EVER.
He could eat one of my family members and I'd still like him.

i agree with you there

he's signing his book on saturday and i plan on being there so ill tell him everyone here says hi

I understand it all now. Ron is great, but he only had to sign one book. Yes... Ron has two radio shows, and Gene Wilder has no radio shows. But Mr. Wilder has many more books to sign than Ron did.

It is now obvious to me, that Gene Wilder needs a better agent. I am anxiously awaiting any possible rescheduling.

And...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ingacopy.jpg

A.J.
03-28-2008, 03:58 AM
Cancellations happen. At least they are trying to reschedule this one.

They'll reschedule!

You'll see!

Tall_James
03-28-2008, 04:15 AM
This was the first Unmasked that I got tickets for and was all set to drive down for the show.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

angrymissy
03-28-2008, 08:19 AM
OK we need to start taking Paypalz collections for a Billboard for MR GENE WILDER to see and be mocked by, I suggest

DEAR MR GENE WILDER

HOPE YOU GET HIT BY AN AIDZ METEOR! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

LOVE
RON AND FEZ NAVAL BRIGADE

It should only cost $15k lets get moving on this!!!11!! Then we fill his inbox with pictures of STRETCHED ASSHOLES! I suggest goatse

Earlshog
03-28-2008, 08:41 AM
Gene Wilder

SS 123 - 456 - 7890

Address 123 Anystreet
Anytown USA 01234

Phone number 555 - 1234

Have at him!!!!

Knowledged_one
03-28-2008, 08:53 AM
OK we need to start taking Paypalz collections for a Billboard for MR GENE WILDER to see and be mocked by, I suggest

DEAR MR GENE WILDER

HOPE YOU GET HIT BY AN AIDZ METEOR! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

LOVE
RON AND FEZ NAVAL BRIGADE

It should only cost $15k lets get moving on this!!!11!! Then we fill his inbox with pictures of STRETCHED ASSHOLES! I suggest goatse

Can we change "get hit by" to "get pwned by"?

angrymissy
03-28-2008, 09:14 AM
Can we change "get hit by" to "get pwned by"?

we can, or we can add YOU JUST GOT PWNED! THE MORE SHOW REFERENCES THE BETTER

Knowledged_one
03-28-2008, 09:19 AM
we can, or we can add YOU JUST GOT PWNED! THE MORE SHOW REFERENCES THE BETTER

and i hate to be a stevie suggestionmaker but can we take it real old school R&F and instead of a billboard


Hire a sky-writer to write out the message in air?

Team_Ramrod
03-28-2008, 09:29 AM
WHOOOAAAA!!!!! lets not say things that we cant take back.....

That's great man, I fuckin love you bro.

Time For A Pest Attack!

Awaiting Orders Generalz Mikeyboy

It's not pests here, it's Ramrodders.

You want I give the attack order?

Team_Ramrod
03-28-2008, 09:30 AM
Gene Wilder

SS 123 - 456 - 7890

Address 123 Anystreet
Anytown USA 01234

Phone number 555 - 1234

Have at him!!!!

I googled that, there's no address of 123 Anystreet, it only goes up to 98.

TheMojoPin
03-28-2008, 11:21 AM
Miss Stevie Suggestionmaker.

King Hippos Bandaid
03-28-2008, 11:34 AM
Ron & Fez Cold Symptoms, Spreading Across America

Furtherman
03-28-2008, 11:39 AM
http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/rts_103ArauTurnerDouglas.jpg

Gene Wilder?! Gene Wilder!?

Tenbatsuzen
03-28-2008, 12:01 PM
OK we need to start taking Paypalz collections for a Billboard for MR GENE WILDER to see and be mocked by, I suggest

DEAR MR GENE WILDER

HOPE YOU GET HIT BY AN AIDZ METEOR! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

LOVE
RON AND FEZ NAVAL BRIGADE

It should only cost $15k lets get moving on this!!!11!! Then we fill his inbox with pictures of STRETCHED ASSHOLES! I suggest goatse

No Gilda jokes? You're slipping.

Tenbatsuzen
03-28-2008, 12:02 PM
This was the first Unmasked that I got tickets for and was all set to drive down for the show.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Well, can't you tell you boss you want that day off ba... oh wait

Gvac
03-30-2008, 01:57 PM
Since this inconsiderate cocksucker pulled out of "Unmasked" at the last minute, will the boys be doing a live show Monday?

It is Fez's birthday, after all.


I'm still waiting for an answer.

Bossanova
03-30-2008, 01:59 PM
Fuck Richard Pryor for giving him a career

A.J.
03-30-2008, 02:05 PM
Fuck MEL BROOKS for giving him a career

Fixed that for you.

ScottFromGA
03-30-2008, 02:09 PM
Gene Wilder

SS 123 - 456 - 7890

Address 123 Anystreet
Anytown USA 01234

Phone number 555 - 1234

Have at him!!!!

best post I've ever seen here.

good job, sir.

keithy_19
03-30-2008, 02:12 PM
I love Gene Wilder. I love Ron and Fez. I lvoed Gene before Ron and Fez though.

I must be a terrible person...

ca14129
03-30-2008, 04:46 PM
I'm still waiting for an answer.

i believe they said during the big city show today they will be live tomorrow...

.. or i could just be loopy on robitussin..:blink:

-r

Gvac
03-30-2008, 04:54 PM
i believe they said during the big city show today they will be live tomorrow...

.. or i could just be loopy on robitussin..:blink:

-r

WHAT??? They had a big city show today?

Damn hungover mikeyboy.

He's supposed to let us know this shit.

ca14129
03-30-2008, 05:20 PM
WHAT??? They had a big city show today?

Damn hungover mikeyboy.

He's supposed to let us know this shit.

from reading the thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68353), it looks like it was kinda a suprise a) it happened and b) it was live. i stumbled across it ~45 minutes in..

-r

cougarjake13
03-30-2008, 05:22 PM
Fuck Gene Wilder


i'd prefer not to

bobrobot
03-30-2008, 05:28 PM
I LOVE Gene Wilder, great comedic writer, great comedic actor, great comedian!!!

http://images.smarter.com/blogs/wonka1.jpg

http://distractiblemind.ambulatorycomputing.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/WindowsLiveWriter/AttheMovies_6B1A/frisco_kid%5B3%5D.jpg

MikeB
03-30-2008, 05:33 PM
i believe they said during the big city show today they will be live tomorrow...

.. or i could just be loopy on robitussin..:blink:

-r
you so cwwazzzy.


The joke was they are not going to aknowledge fez's birthday is today during the show nor take any phone calls yet they are still going to be live.
They are not live tomorrow.

I bet you guys believe Dave actually married Casey too.

sailor
04-03-2008, 03:47 AM
bastard was just on the fox morning show having breakfast. in his defense he looked like shit.

madcrazy
04-03-2008, 12:51 PM
Does anyone know where I can download ALL the FULL episodes of the Unmasked hosted by Ron B?

EliSnow
04-10-2008, 08:09 AM
Gene Wilder was in Hartford last night. My co-workers saw him at the bar/restaurant we usually hang out at. He was eating dinner there last night.

A.J.
04-10-2008, 08:25 AM
Why would anyone go to Hartford?

Tall_James
04-10-2008, 08:26 AM
Why would anyone go to Hartford?

To buy insurance and/or crack.