(grumble, grumble)

[DiabloSammich]

I had to spend 20 bucks today just to fill my lawn mower with gas today, for cripes sake! This is getting rediculous.


(grumble, grumble)

And I basically had to take my own life in my hands just driving to the station. Why are all you people in such a hurry? Just leave ten minutes earlier! What, are you late for your jerk appointment? Jerk.


(grumble, grumble)


And if the kid down the street does a burnout in front of my house again, I'm gonna go punch his mother in the cunt.


(grumble, grumble)

[Kris10]

Wow! You need a sammich!

[Tall_James]

Wow! You need a sammich!

Or just enjoy my new avatar.

[Tall_James]

I had to spend 20 bucks today just to fill my lawn mower with gas today, for cripes sake! This is getting rediculous.

Want to borrow mine?

http://blog.makezine.com/bikeMower1.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

Or just enjoy my new avatar.



That could be the greatest avatar ever.


Quit trying to cheer me up.


(grumble, grumble)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Here the solution for (grumble, grumble)

leave the wife and kids for one night

drive 2 1/2 hours to NYC

Drink lots of cheap alcohol

Make out with Gvac

[mikeyboy]

I had to spend 20 bucks today just to fill my lawn mower with gas today, for cripes sake! This is getting rediculous.


(grumble, grumble)

And I basically had to take my own life in my hands just driving to the station. Why are all you people in such a hurry? Just leave ten minutes earlier! What, are you late for your jerk appointment? Jerk.


(grumble, grumble)


And if the kid down the street does a burnout in front of my house again, I'm gonna go punch his mother in the cunt.


(grumble, grumble)

It's hard to read your posts over the sounds your stomach is making.

[Tall_James]

Here's what I'm grumbling about today. My wife is taking a co-worker and her husband out for dinner and I have to go. I don't want to go. I don't know these people and I hate making small talk with strangers. I plan on drinking...a lot.

[DiabloSammich]

Here the solution for (grumble, grumble)

leave the wife and kids for one night

drive 2 1/2 hours to NYC

Drink lots of cheap alcohol

Make out with Gvac


Sure. On the day that my wife is due to have our child, I should be in North Jersey getting drunk with you.

You're an idea man, you know that?

(grumble, grumble.)

[DiabloSammich]

Here's what I'm grumbling about today. My wife is taking a co-worker and her husband out for dinner and I have to go. I don't want to go. I don't know these people and I hate making small talk with strangers. I plan on drinking...a lot.



Thank God someone here knows how to run with a bit.


(grumble, grumble)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Sure. On the day that my wife is due to have our child, I should be in North Jersey getting drunk with you.

You're an idea man, you know that?

(grumble, grumble.)


yes

[Tall_James]

Sure. On the day that my wife is due to have our child, I should be in North Jersey getting drunk with you.

Hey - she's having the child, not you. You'd only be in the way with all those doctors and anesthesiologists anyway.

And, if you're nice, Gvac can do an interpretive dance for you based on the birth of your child.

He did study at Alvin Ailey in case you didn't know.

[Kris10]

Here's what I'm grumbling about today. My wife is taking a co-worker and her husband out for dinner and I have to go. I don't want to go. I don't know these people and I hate making small talk with strangers. I plan on drinking...a lot.

If SHE is taking them why do YOU have to go??? Just sayin

[DiabloSammich]

And another thing. Chris Thile and Punch Brothers are playing in a very intimate theater about 15 minutes next Saturday. Very exciting, so I'm definitely going, right?

Wrong. I will be at my white-trash cousin's fire hall wedding. Not just the reception. The whole shebang. In a fire hall.


(grumble, grumble)

[underdog]

You don't have an illegal immigrant to mow your lawn for you?

Also, I'm in such a hurry because I want to be.

[DiabloSammich]

You don't have an illegal immigrant to mow your lawn for you?



I have three of them on payroll, but some things a man just likes to do himself, you know?


(grumble, grumble)

[Kris10]

You don't have an illegal immigrant to mow your lawn for you?

Also, I'm in such a hurry because I want to be.

How much you charge?

[underdog]

How much you charge?

I'm sorry, I only speak RonBennington-Chinese.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

And another thing. Chris Thile and Punch Brothers are playing in a very intimate theater about 15 minutes next Saturday. Very exciting, so I'm definitely going, right?

Wrong. I will be at my white-trash cousin's fire hall wedding. Not just the reception. The whole shebang. In a fire hall.


(grumble, grumble)

stupid weddings

I have to go to wedding in April on a Sunday Afternoon

who gets married on a Sunday Afternoon

ceremony is at 11 am, wife is in wedding party, I have to wake up at 8am to go to a fucking wedding

(grumble, grumble)

[DiabloSammich]

stupid weddings

I have to go to wedding in April on a Sunday Afternoon

who gets married on a Sunday Afternoon

ceremony is at 11 am, wife is in wedding party, I have to wake up at 8am to go to a fucking wedding

(grumble, grumble)


That's the spirit.


(grumble, grumble)

[Tall_James]

If SHE is taking them why do YOU have to go??? Just sayin

I'm her arm candy. :wink:

(grumble grumble)

[reillyluck]

stupid weddings

I have to go to wedding in April on a Sunday Afternoon

who gets married on a Sunday Afternoon

ceremony is at 11 am, wife is in wedding party, I have to wake up at 8am to go to a fucking wedding

(grumble, grumble)

not only am going to an engagement party tomorrow, (grumble, Grumble) but the fucking wedding is also on a sunday in august!!!

who does this madness?? parties on sundays blow!!!

[Great Tiger's Turban]

I share a message board with a bunch of American Faggots


(عبد الله بن ع , العزيز آل سعود‎)

[Fallon]

I share a message board with a bunch of American Faggots


(عبد الله بن ع , العزيز آل سعود‎)

Hey, Fez is not a fagola!

[Bossanova]

The counter wench at my liquor store broke a bottle of wine and it got all over me today


(grumble, grumble)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

not only am going to an engagement party tomorrow, (grumble, Grumble) but the fucking wedding is also on a sunday in august!!!

who does this madness?? parties on sundays blow!!!

QFT, Sunday Wedding s Suck, the wait staff is hung over from partying and serving weddings. Plus who wants get drunk at 2pm on a Sunday

(grumble, grumble)

I haven't been to Nanina's in the park, anyone ever been