Fez Whatley Facts

[drjoek]

If you have five dollars and Fez Whatley has five dollars, Fez Whatley has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Fez Whatley computer. Fez Whatley is always in control.
Apple pays Fez Whatley 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Fez Whatley can sneeze with his eyes open.
Fez Whatley can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Fez Whatley is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Fez Whatley can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Fez Whatley.
Fez Whatley doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Fez Whatley.
Fez Whatley does not sleep. He waits.
Fez Whatley is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
When Fez Whatley does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Fez Whatley's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Fez Whatley doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Fez Whatley can slam a revolving door.
Fez Whatley does not get frostbite. Fez bites frost



Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Feztatorship.

[blacknoi]

Fez Whatley facts somehow sound familiar....

Jack Bauer facts anyone? ;)

[IamFogHat]

http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/chuck_norris.jpg

[ADF]

What we need are some fake "inspirational" posters. You know, the kind you always see in office buildings that say things like, "INSPIRATION You never know what you can do with a little creativity," but we'll have pictures of Fez in them doing wacky things and they'll say something funny. I can't think of anything right now, but you get me, and it's hilarious. Either that or pictures of Fez saying something innocent but spelled incorrectly. Think "I haz stent now?"

[LaBoob]

What we need are some fake "inspirational" posters. You know, the kind you always see in office buildings that say things like, "INSPIRATION You never know what you can do with a little creativity," but we'll have pictures of Fez in them doing wacky things and they'll say something funny. I can't think of anything right now, but you get me, and it's hilarious. Either that or pictures of Fez saying something innocent but spelled incorrectly. Think "I haz stent now?"

How about the one where the cat's hanging on a tree limb by one paw and the caption says "hang in there"? Except we can just get Fez to dangle from a tree by one arm...

Also, this made me laugh water out of my nose...


Think "I haz stent now?"

[blacknoi]

How about the one where the cat's hanging on a tree limb by one paw and the caption says "hang in there"? Except we can just get Fez to dangle from a tree by one arm...

Also, this made me laugh water out of my nose...


This one?

http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/giveup.jpg

[ichi_gami]

What we need are some fake "inspirational" posters. You know, the kind you always see in office buildings that say things like, "INSPIRATION You never know what you can do with a little creativity," but we'll have pictures of Fez in them doing wacky things and they'll say something funny. I can't think of anything right now, but you get me, and it's hilarious. Either that or pictures of Fez saying something innocent but spelled incorrectly. Think "I haz stent now?"

http://wigflip.com/automotivator/

(for when you come up with an idea)

[Fuzz Whatley]

Got the first one

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb201/lucid212/automotivator.jpg

[LaBoob]

Got the first one

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb201/lucid212/automotivator.jpg


Nice... I look forward to many many more of these...ADF, as this was your idea, you should get this in a new threat... Words of Inspiration from Fez Whatley

[realmenhatelife]

Fez retired from radio to pitch in the major leagues- he won 2 Cy Youngs and 8 Fez Whatleys.

[JustJon]

Fezzie is so cool that when he walks into a 7-11, people say "Shit, this is a cool 7-11" and it ain't because of the Slurpees, baby

[Hottub]

Fez Whatley has bigger balls than Chuck Floyd.

[topless_mike]

Got the first one

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb201/lucid212/automotivator.jpg

awesome...
fresh batch material

[topless_mike]

its fez whatlaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

(i know its spelled differently)

[LaBoob]

looking at the Gold Dust pic knowing that Fez was confused during that whole thing just tickles me...

[drjoek]

Google won't search for Fez Whatley because it knows you don't find Fez Whatley, he finds you.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Fez Whatley pajamas

[MikeB]

boooooooooooo

[Boomer]

http://benmarsh.net/_stuff/betting.jpg

[Boomer]

http://benmarsh.net/_stuff/wrestling.jpg

[Boomer]

http://benmarsh.net/_stuff/buddies.jpg

[MagillaGorillaz]

Boomer use this pic for the next one.

http://ronandron.com/archive/scan1.jpg

[Boomer]

http://benmarsh.net/_stuff/menage.jpg

[Fezticle98]

Oh, here comes Fez with his O-pinion.

[Contra]

My Fez Whatley has a bigger dick than your Fez Whatley!

[realmenhatelife]

After Fez attended Four Winds the administration was forced to change the name to "Fort Orgasm'

[LaBoob]

After Fez attended Four Winds the administration was forced to change the name to "Fort Orgasm'


That's pretty bad ass