R&F Listening Thread for 04/01/2008

[EliSnow]

Hey buddies. Happy April Fool's Day





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[Chip196]

Good Morning Buddays!!

Happy April Fools Day!

April Fool - Chalk Circle

[Freakshow]

Good Morning Buddays!!

Happy April Fools Day!

April Fool - Chalk Circle

April Fool -- Soul Asylum

[dino_electropolis]

Hey all.....


Tool- "Hooker with a Penis"
(somewhat in the vain of April fools....)

[Hottub]

Thaaank you, Eli.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/MyStyle/20070709/293.swimsuit.070907.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Mornin' buddays. Happy Tuesday.

[Furtherman]

Greetings and Salutations.

[Servo]

Morning kids.

[A.J.]

http://images.cafepress.com/image/2038351_125x125.jpg

[GvacMobile]

Will today's show be pre-taped like yesterday's?

[cupcakelove]

Mornin Buddays!!!!

[BeerBandit]

Good Morning Buddays!

System of a Down
Suite-Pee

[biggestmexi]

morn'

[biggestmexi]

way to go OnA. ya' pricks. Bad end:nono:

[DIRTY_MEX]

hiya Buddays

[GvacMobile]

I really enjoy the Ron and Fez show.

[Mike Teacher]

Will today's show be pre-taped like yesterday's?

A show can be taped, not pre-taped. Its' like an oven. There are only two states an oven can be in; heated, or unheated. Pre-heated is a meaningless f*$&ing term.

yeah I know... ripping off Carlin.

[dino_electropolis]

way to go OnA. ya' pricks. Bad end:nono:

what happened....i stepped away from desk for 10 minutes.....?

[Friday]

Will today's show be pre-taped like yesterday's?

http://www.exploreshop.com/images/big/bandit.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

http://images.cafepress.com/image/2038351_125x125.jpg

http://www.tvguide.com/movies/dbpix/images/40159a.jpg

what's up?

[hexy68]

Good Morning my April Fools :thumbup:

[EliSnow]

Thaaank you, Eli.

http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/MyStyle/20070709/293.swimsuit.070907.jpg

No problem. I'm in multi-task mode today: taking care of my eldest daughter, cleaning her play area, doing a call for work, creating the listening thread. All in a day's work.

[EliSnow]

A show can be taped, not pre-taped. Its' like an oven. There are only two states an oven can be in; heated, or unheated. Pre-heated is a meaningless f*$&ing term.

yeah I know... ripping off Carlin.

Hack.

[barjockey]

2days song....."Lost Sailor"

[A.J.]

Will today's show be pre-taped like yesterday's?

It'll be live with calls and everything.

You'll see!

[Epschtein]

imminent noonage!

[dino_electropolis]

Hack.

ha...that reminds me of a conversation i had with my fiance, where she told me that we should "pre-prepare" the nite before a trip......i still get a kick out of that.

[Furtherman]

ha...that reminds me of a conversation i had with my fiance, where she told me that we should "pre-prepare" the nite before a trip......i still get a kick out of that.

You mean, pack the night before? Huh? What about throwing everything in a bag a half hour before you gotta go? That's the fun part.

[barjockey]

okay poppers lets get things started.................

[biggestmexi]

what happened....i stepped away from desk for 10 minutes.....?

~"I heard there were some things going down on the 202 channel....... it doesnt sound"~


thats it. pretty much what opie said not word for word.

And there is to pre-heated. Its not yet heated so it PRE-heating (more better mike?)

[dino_electropolis]

song is this???

same chord progression as Gloria......

[A.J.]

Patti Smith "Gloria"

[Friday]

<~~ just can't get into Patti Smith. no matter how much Ronnie says i should.

[biggestmexi]

Sing It Brotha

[barjockey]

singing Ronnie = The best:clap:

[Heather 8]

Sing it, Ronnie B!

[Furtherman]

Whipping Ron into a frenzy!!!

[dino_electropolis]

song is this???

same chord progression as Gloria......

where is the "im a moron smiley"?

[dino_electropolis]

Patti Smith "Gloria"

Thanks......


nothing tops the live Doors version of this tune.......despite what Mojopin may say :tongue:

[Hottub]

I agree with Heather. Patti Smyth, meh.

[thisispatrick]

mornin' buddays. hoping fez is back today.

[BeerBandit]

Ironically, Earl's the producer.
:wallbash:

[TjM]

I 'm giddy over the Lewis Black unmasking.

[Friday]

I 'm giddy over the Lewis Black unmasking.

i just sent in my request

[Heather 8]

Never forget Owen Wilson. :innocent:

[biggestmexi]

ah man!

No prizes for prize closeteers

[dino_electropolis]

record big ass prize closets today....make it happen ronnie.....

[hubdog420]

im here everyone:banning: can calm down

[barjockey]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/82/Razors_edge_84.jpg/200px-Razors_edge_84.jpg

great book too

[Friday]

Sheepy is even less employed than I am.

[IamFogHat]

Sheepy is such the homo gay. He has no idea what to do.

[dino_electropolis]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTk1MzM1MzA5M15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwODA4ODEyMQ@@._ V1._SY140_SX100_.jpg

great book too

You talkin about No Country?

I read the book....very good....kinda wierd in that the film adaptation was almost word for word....

[hexy68]

Sheepy is such the homo gay. He has no idea what to do.

the hypnosis show proved it when he picked fezzie over hot Friday!!

[led37zep]

Hello listening thread!

[barjockey]

You talkin about No Country?

I read the book....very good....kinda wierd in that the film adaptation was almost word for word....

no country was a great read:clap:

[dino_electropolis]

no country was a great read:clap:

I stand corrected.


I will not object to a man who has as much love for Lebowski as I.

No Country= great read.

[thisispatrick]

im glad that my phone call starts a decent mini-discussion. I think Fantastic Mr. Fox will be cool since i loved Dhal when i was a kid.

[barjockey]

shawshank

[barjockey]

Sunset Blvd = Classic

[dino_electropolis]

Cuckoo's Nest.....the movie was great, the book was amazing, and their approach were totally different.

[Hottub]

Jaws
M*A*S*H*
Anything Stephen King.

[shodan]

Dave is really digging a hole of stupidity for himself right now...

[aceofspades7]

i just tuned in - this reminds me - can't wait for watchmen and tales of the black freighter (supposed to be extra on the dvd)

[dino_electropolis]

oooh...s-s-s-suedio reminds me: American Psycho....i thought a very good adaptation....and Christian Bale was classic

[hexy68]

and your pop. shot can't be of vernon reid...you beat me to it fezzie

[Mike Teacher]

I know the shot Ron wants of up the skirt papparazzi;

I heard Ann Margarets giving a show for the troops; I can get him some low angle stuff, not obvious but I can get Early Morning Dew.

=

I already have each of the shots earl needs, and better then he could ever shoot.

[Friday]

the issue with Earl being a photographer is that he will need to have very good Communication skills. you have to be able to tell people what you are looking for in a shot.

he just seems to rigid to be able to pull this level of creativity and expression out of others.

[TjM]

Snaps!

[Mike Teacher]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m110/MizzleT/RockaHulaLuau/RHL_15.jpg

I'm so good heres my pic of Lilly with the other photographer

=

Here one of my NYC shots

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m110/MizzleT/42nd_01.jpg

Feel free to smash or trash.

[hexy68]

don't take a pic of the empire st building earl

[Friday]

don't take a pic of the empire st building earl

??

http://www.humanities.uci.edu/americanstudies/kingkong.jpg

[biggestmexi]

how did earl get that close to lilly?


and then how did he get all the way up there?

[barjockey]

How about a pic of Lily eating a dirty water dog?:wink:

[Mike Teacher]

How about a pic of Lily eating a dirty water dog?:wink:

Yer kidding right? You must know I can have that up in 10 seconds

[edit: i suck. I keep forgetting these pics are up elsewhere]

[barjockey]

Fez's opinion song is great

[epo]

Quarter Horse = Athlete.

(More of an athlete than a race car driver!) Oh yea...I went there!

[spadanko]

??

http://www.humanities.uci.edu/americanstudies/kingkong.jpg


Earl's jsut trying to get a better vantage point from up there.... :unsure:


I'M JUUUUUSSSSSSSS KEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDING

[Lucaine]

Quarter Horse is more of an athlete than the jockey.

[Friday]

Quarter Horse = Athlete.

(More of an athlete than a race car driver!) Oh yea...I went there!

such an odd sentiment coming from out there in the country :bye:

[Furtherman]

Not only can horses be athletes.

They can also be mathletes.

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[barjockey]

http://re3.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/25/m2/2318531715

[nate1000]

Alright, boppers. Late start today. Read the thread- cant' tell what I missed. Little help?

[nate1000]

Getting dangerously close to Pot Talk Tuesday.

[hexy68]

sounds like Strummer likes the boobies! :clap:

[nate1000]

sounds like Strummer likes the boobies! :clap:

Only the stinky ones

[epo]

An athlete should be able to give a press conference?

Have you seen human athletes? Those are not press conferences!

[Friday]

maybe going away for a while might be nice for Fez.
i have even thought about it in the past.
just a break from reality where you can REALLY let go of daily life and focus on your issues.

i am all for it. it can't hurt.

[A.J.]

Oh no...crying Fez.

[nate1000]

10 days? I've got a vacation scheduled at the end of the month- I can do 10 days then, Fezzie. Feel free to take the time then.

[RhinoinMN]

If Fez goes away and Flathead comes in......

Wow what a different show it would be.

[epo]

Friday is scary in that lineup!

Or maybe hot?

[Friday]

Friday is scary in that lineup!

Or maybe hot?

http://www.php-fusion.it/images/smiley/blushing.gif

[KingGeno]

This is some of the worst tax comedy I have ever heard.

Worst. Ever. Tax. Comedy. Ever.

[A.J.]

Jay Mohr picked that awful bit over Dave's? Makes sense since Jay Mohr never knew how to be funny.

[KingGeno]

Jay Mohr picked that awful bit over Dave's? Makes sense since Jay Mohr never knew how to be funny.

QFT. His comedy is also forced, jus graspin for funny strings.

[Friday]

sheepy ZING!!

w00t!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Takes a hack to know a hack.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I was actually going to set up the "uncle sheepy" april fool's joke, but I couldn't commit to the bit. bad juju if I went through with it.

[nate1000]

Takes a hack to know a hack.

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/oliphant/oa048.jpg


BLACK!

[Servo]

Takes a hack to know a hack.

http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/813/britlb6.jpg

[Friday]

I was actually going to set up the "uncle sheepy" april fool's joke, but I couldn't commit to the bit. bad juju if I went through with it.

comedy is an overcommitment to the absurd.

remember that for future calls. :tongue:

[Furtherman]

...you fall up the stairs, you gotta sue.

[DolaMight]

I was actually going to set up the "uncle sheepy" april fool's joke, but I couldn't commit to the bit. bad juju if I went through with it.

I don't know that one, how does it go?

[A.J.]

comedy is an overcommitment to the absurd.

Just like Turbotax -- it blows my mind!

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://www.loc.gov/exhibits/oliphant/oa048.jpg


BLACK!

I know. me = hack

I had every intention setting up a "Liz is pregnant" april fool's prank.

But as soon as I was on the air, I was like... "Fuck, she's not in on the bit and I cannot commit to this if she doesn't know."

I've learned not to joke about my wife's womb.

[Jughead]

Better get an attorney..http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:tUCzS4oMxVZIUM:http://www.thenextwave.biz/tnw/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/tony_stewart_armpit.png

[nate1000]

You shoulda beat his ass, Friday.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Just like Turbotax -- it blows my mind!

http://www.laughfactory.com/videothumbnails/vid_603_317.jpg

[nate1000]

I know. me = hack

I had every intention setting up a "Liz is pregnant" april fool's prank.

But as soon as I was on the air, I was like... "Fuck, she's not in on the bit and I cannot commit to this if she doesn't know."

I've learned not to joke about my wife's womb.

Yep.
Wife's wombs are for Poking, not Joking.

[barjockey]

I hate that vanilla scent that chicks wear these days. I think they smell fantastic naturally

[Friday]

You shoulda beat his ass, Friday.

notice he is very vocal when i am not there. http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif

[Tenbatsuzen]

Did I... did I really namecheck Mario Joyner of all fucking people?

[A.J.]

Fez, be glad the DC cabdriver was wearing cologne. Consider the alternative -- especially during summertime down here.

[Hottub]

Yep.
Wife's wombs are for Poking, not Joking.

Good one.

[hexy68]

You shoulda beat his ass, Friday.

yea really Friday...was he disrespectful when you were in studio?

[nate1000]

I hate that vanilla scent that chicks wear these days.

How about that f-ing patchouli. Nothing worse than a douche with a pony tail who reeks of this shit.

[A.J.]

Ron's right: Smokers Alley ruled Saturday Night!!!!

[Friday]

yea really Friday...was he disrespectful when you were in studio?

nope.
he only talks smack when i am not within kicking distance.

and i wear 'Angel' and it smells phucking phenomenal :wink:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Attention:

As an apology to my wife, I need to buy her a fancy girly drink.

[AlabamaMan]

Well, today I went to cheesecake factory

[Furtherman]

I hate that vanilla scent that chicks wear these days. I think they smell fantastic naturally

I love that. And the peachy smell. Body scents or something like that?

[Servo]

I hate that vanilla scent that chicks wear these days. I think they smell fantastic naturally

Yeah, me too... it's kinda played out now. My high school girlfriend was wearing it back in '94.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Liz wears vanilla or fruity stuff. I enjoy it. There's someone at work who wears something and she smells really good and it turned uncomfortable because I asked her what it was.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Furtherman, great fucking avatar

[Lucaine]

I'd much rather smell strong cologne or perfume from my boss. He just stinks like bleeding anus and cheesy crotch rot.

[Hottub]

I love that. And the peachy smell. Body scents or something like that?


That's Heather smell, now.

[nate1000]

nope.
he only talks smack when i am not within kicking distance.


hmmmm...

I'm pretty sure he dropped a line about an oversized female part when you were in studio.

[Friday]

Ron's right: Smokers Alley ruled Saturday Night!!!!

now There is a smell that makes my tummy turn...... :thumbdown:

[A.J.]

That's Heather smell, now.

Chanel No. 5

Heather No. 8

[Furtherman]

Furtherman, great fucking avatar

Thaaaank you. 3 days!!

[nate1000]

That's Heather smell, now.

:lol:

[Hottub]

Chanel No. 5

Heather No. 8

:clap:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Chanel No. 5

Heather No. 8

At this point, it's more 8.5

[shodan]

I dont mind perfume, if it isnt splashed on. I get headaches in the detergent aisle in supermarkets.

Gotta disagree with Ron on the cigarette thing. How can filtered smoke that is inhaled caused cancer but unfiltered smoke that is secondhand not?

[Friday]

i just came back in.... who is turning 29?

[epo]

I love the fact that we've gotten 13 pages out of (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68192)me getting Gvac's goat.

Stupid Doors!

[hexy68]

i just came back in.... who is turning 29?

eric

[Jughead]

I love the fact that we've gotten 13 pages out of (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68192)me getting Gvac's goat.

Stupid Doors!

:lol:

[Recyclerz]

All of Ron's talk about ending the show is giving me high anxiety :glurps:

[Friday]

I love the fact that we've gotten 13 pages out of (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68192)me getting Gvac's goat.

Stupid Doors!

please keep the sexual exploits of you and your sugar daddy to yourself, sir.

ew.

[epo]

please keep the sexual exploits of you and your sugar daddy to yourself, sir.

ew.

Jealousy will get you nowhere, Hippie! :bye:

[A.J.]

I love the fact that we've gotten 13 pages out of (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68192)me getting Gvac's goat.

Stupid Doors!

You hurt Ron with this thread!

[Servo]

Dave's line of the day: "Oh, heavy-breathin' fuckin' Z-man..."

[hexy68]

well done esd! nice plug :thumbup:

[Jughead]

Selling does not make you a bad person...:innocent:

[Nobody's Hero]

I feel bad for Fez, losing yet another bit to Dave (or giving it up depending on your perspective); but goddamn it that was a funny Z-man plug.

[Friday]

Selling does not make you a bad person...:innocent:

http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/hotproperty/used_car_salesman.jpg

[Hottub]

What if what you are selling is your box?

[A.J.]

Radio Shark had a great story about when he made wedding cakes.

[Friday]

radioshark has always been a sweetie to me.

hate the stinkbomb though.....

[IamFogHat]

Six pages? Where is everyone?

[Furtherman]

Radio Shark had a great story about when he made wedding cakes.

That was hysterical.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I love the fact that we've gotten 13 pages out of (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68192)me getting Gvac's goat.

Stupid Doors!

You ALWAYS have to right, don't you? NEVER Backing down! You NEVER give any slack when it comes to Morrison!

[Friday]

That was hysterical.

i missed you again!

you MUST attend Jersey bar night!

[Friday]

You ALWAYS have to right, don't you? NEVER Backing down! You NEVER give any slack when it comes to Morrison!

:lol::lol:

[epo]

You ALWAYS have to right, don't you? NEVER Backing down! You NEVER give any slack when it comes to Morrison!

Poetry? Rubbish!

[Furtherman]

i missed you again!

you MUST attend Jersey bar night!

I'm going to do my best!

[Freakshow]

You hurt Ron with this thread!

It's going to be mf'n argmageddon when that thing passes Ron's Line of the Day.

[A.J.]

That was hysterical.

What was that one part -- about the live birds?

[Friday]

It's going to be mf'n argmageddon when that thing passes Ron's Line of the Day.

an impossibility.

the workers at WB are constant.


and I know what's happening in studio tomorrow.... na na na na naaa!! :tongue:

[Furtherman]

What was that one part -- about the live birds?

Live birds in the cake. That sort of got away.

[Furtherman]

and I know what's happening in studio tomorrow.... na na na na naaa!! :tongue:

What is it?! What is it!? You're not going to tell are you.

[nate1000]

Donk.

See yuh

[Freakshow]

an impossibility.

the workers at WB are constant.


and I know what's happening in studio tomorrow.... na na na na naaa!! :tongue:

I don't know what you're talking about, and even if I did, I would say I wasn't referring to that other message board...

[hexy68]

and I know what's happening in studio tomorrow.... na na na na naaa!! :tongue:

does it involve nakedness!?

[Friday]

What is it?! What is it!? You're not going to tell are you.

i told the WB thread .....

GoFish!! (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=88157&page=11)

[hexy68]

good day all! :bye:

[Chip196]

Cya!

[Jughead]

http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/hotproperty/used_car_salesman.jpg

I just got back..that made me smile....I think some people thought that was me when I put it up as an av..Im way worse than that guy..:smile:

[Furtherman]

i told the WB thread .....

GoFish!! (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=88157&page=11)

Make me fish through that muck? Meanie. :tongue: