April 2008 = USELESS

[Gvac]

The start of the baseball season and the Easter holiday both came in March, making this April the most useless month ever.

Can we just skip ahead to May?

[Furtherman]

I'll cruise into May. None of this skipping.

[BoondockSaint]

My birthday is in April, you heartless bastard.

[Gvac]

My birthday is in April, you heartless bastard.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Holy shit I'm so sorry Boony.

You know I love you!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

anti semite

Passover is April

[Furtherman]

anti semite

Passover is April

That's what he wants to do... passover April.

[Freakshow]

My birthday is in April, you heartless bastard.

Mine too. Although it's one of those big ones so I might want to skip it actually.

[IMSlacker]

April madness, baby! I love it!

[Heather 8]

The start of the baseball season and the Easter holiday both came in March, making this April the most useless month ever.

Can we just skip ahead to May?

What about BWO WARGAMES on April 11th?

You just made Darksyde cry... again.

[angrymissy]

My birthday is in April, you heartless bastard.

Me too :(. It's already on tax day, the most hated day of the year, but now gvac hates my birthday too

[Furtherman]

Month Long Observances

April Is Autism Awareness Month

April Is International Guitar Month

April Is Keep America Beautiful Month

April Is National Child Abuse Prevention Month

April Is National Frog Month

April Is National Garden Month

April Is National Humor Month

April Is National Mathematics Education Month

April Is National Poetry Month

April Is Stress Awareness Month


Wow.... Gvac hates frogs. Damn.

[Gvac]

What hell hath I wrought???

I beg forgiveness!

Let this thread be stricken from the records!

[Furtherman]

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What the...?

GVAC! I've traced the thread... it's coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

What hell hath I wrought???

I beg forgiveness!

Let this thread be stricken from the records!


you are god

too lazy to do your own work

[Team_Ramrod]

April is the start of the NHL playoffs bro.

I'd like to help you out but I just couldn't at a time like this.

[Friday]

there will be NO skipping over April. :nono:

it's a very important month, it is.

[Tall_James]

April Is National Frog Month

And yet Bastille Day is in July. Weird.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

4/20. Like I even should be pointing that out. Or that saying 4/20 is in any way cool.

[PhishHead]

"Real" Easter isn't till after passover. So you silly catholics celebrating easter in march were way off.

[Mike Teacher]

Not a single one of you fuckers reads T.S. Eliot ?

[Gvac]

Not a single one of you fuckers reads T.S. Eliot ?

I just realized that T S Eliot is an anagram for "toilets."

Coincidence? :unsure:

[Tenbatsuzen]

And yet Bastille Day is in July. Weird.

But Bazile day is in March!

[sailor]

bastard!

[topless_mike]

The start of the baseball season and the Easter holiday both came in March, making this April the most useless month ever.

Can we just skip ahead to May?

i turn 30 on april 28th.

dunno. seems pretty important to me.

[Marc with a c]

we got rid of diablo in april

[cupcakelove]

I agree, so far, this month blows.

[midwestjeff]

I'll tell my Mom the bad news, and my Dad too. Both of their birthdays would have been this month. I can only begin to imagine the great pain they will suffer through, suspended in time. Your cruelty knows no limits, Gvac. No limits.

[Gvac]

I'll tell my Mom the bad news, and my Dad too. Both of their birthdays would have been this month. I can only begin to imagine the great pain they will suffer through, suspended in time. Your cruelty knows no limits, Gvac. No limits.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Or the one.

[Tenbatsuzen]

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Or the one.

Does this mean we launch you into space while Mooch plays the bagpipes?

[Gvac]

Does this mean we launch you into space while Mooch plays the bagpipes?

Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Come to think of it, so would I!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Oh you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Come to think of it, so would I!

Buried alive, AJ. Buried.... ALIIIIIIIIVE.

[led37zep]

but but its the April showers that bring those may flowers...THINK ABOUT THE FLOWERS GVAC

[Doogie]

but but its the April showers that bring those may flowers...THINK ABOUT THE FLOWERS GVAC

So, GVAC hates flowers and frogs. Shall we also behead some kittens, run over some deer and take the mufflers off our cars too Mr. Nature hater??

[Bossanova]

So, GVAC hates flowers and frogs. Shall we also behead some kittens, run over some deer and take the mufflers off our cars too Mr. Nature hater??Sounds awesome to me. Lets pour antifreeze on our lawns as well

[Gvac]

I feel about nature the same way I feel about my brain cells - survival of the fittest.

The weak must die.

[sailor]

I feel about nature the same way I feel about my brain cells - survival of the fittest.

The weak must die.

you don't feel the need to coddle the smaller animals and protect them from the larger groups of animals who operate more efficiently? hmm.

[Gvac]

you don't feel the need to coddle the smaller animals and protect them from the larger groups of animals who operate more efficiently? hmm.

Up yours you corporate kiss ass!

[Recyclerz]

Not a single one of you fuckers reads T.S. Eliot ?

Yeah, you uncouth philistines. Here's a bit of the high cultcha for you to root around in.


APRIL is the cruellest month, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land, mixing
Memory and desire, stirring
Dull roots with spring rain.
Winter kept us warm, covering
Earth in forgetful snow, feeding
A little life with dried tubers.
Summer surprised us, coming over the Starnbergersee
With a shower of rain; we stopped in the colonnade,
And went on in sunlight, into the Hofgarten,
And drank coffee, and talked for an hour.
Bin gar keine Russin, stamm' aus Litauen, echt deutsch.
And when we were children, staying at the archduke's,
My cousin's, he took me out on a sled,
And I was frightened. He said, Marie,
Marie, hold on tight. And down we went.
In the mountains, there you feel free.
I read, much of the night, and go south in the winter.

et cetera, et cetera...

[drjoek]

Opening day for fishing season April 1st

[Fallon]

I wore shorts for the first time in a while today. April rules.

[One Dead Fred]

I pay quarterly taxes and half to settle up with the gov. in April... I could do without it!

Although every one is welcome to come to my art show this Sat.

[PapaBear]

My birthday is in April, you heartless bastard.
Along with a shit load of girls named April.

[drusilla]

i'm with gvac. april is the hardest month for me at work.


DOWN WITH ARPIL!!!!!

[PapaBear]

It got up to 78 degrees and was beautifully sunny today. Tomorrow night is supposed to get down to 29 degrees. I wore shorts today for the first time this year. It was wonderful out. By the time I got off work, it was butt cold, and the wind was insane.

Yes... April sucks.

[One Dead Fred]

Along with a shit load of girls named April.

They can be April in all the rest of the months.

[King Imp]

April 29th = Grand Theft Auto 4

That's enough for me.

[A.J.]

Buried alive, AJ. Buried.... ALIIIIIIIIVE.

:lol:

[A.J.]

4/20. Like I even should be pointing that out. Or that saying 4/20 is in any way cool.

It's Hitler's birthday....and Barney Gumble's.

[topless_mike]

i have the same birthday as saddam.
4/28.