"The Devil and Daniel Hoboken"

[The Blowhard]

Dan is 9-3 with his Friday football best bets, and I'm convinced that he struck a deal with the Devil. Now don't get me wrong, he is one of the brightest people on the board, but 9-3 is scary, so there has to be some explanation, besides the fact that I suck this season, and Ron and Fez are also hovering in the under .500 basement.
Don't be shocked if you see Dan on Jay Leno's couch in the not too distant future, or becoming the head writer on "Conan", or damn, SENATOR Dan from New Jersey.;)

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"It takes good taste to appreciate bad taste."

[Dirtybird11]

He is altering he picks after the games. He is a cheater.
J/K

we cant afford to be innocent
stand up and face the enemy
its a do or die situation
we will be invincible (pat benatar)

[Dan]

If you send me $19.99 I will share my secrets with you. That's right! You too can win big betting football and I'll show you how. Just send me a Check or Money Order for $19.99 and in 2-3 weeks you will have the key to wealth and happiness delivered right to your mailbox.

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[Sheeplovr]

when the football pool started didnt Dan say they he pics the teams depding on there names and maskots

number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS

[TheGameHHH]

"The devil went down to Hoboken, he was looking for a soul to steal"....hmmmmmm, makes you think huh??? Maybe in exchange for football pool immortality Dan sold his soul to the Devil himself (no, not Vince McMahon, the real devil).

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[impactplayer2k1]

Hey Dan, you mean I can win from "my 1 bedroom apartment"?

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[agent_314]

I like the "one bedroom apartment" reference, impact. My friends and I got a kick out of those ads.

Speaking of ads, I want your secrets Dan. Send them out tomorrow so that I can get them as soon as possible. And don't worry, the check is in the mail.

And if you believe that last bit then I have some secrets of my own to sell you, as well as a bridge.

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Kindest Regards, Your Name

[Se7en]

I paid for "Dan from Hoboken's Secrets to Successfully Betting on Football Games", and I loved it! It was not only very informative, but user friendly, and my winning average has gone up 110%!!!

But I didn't get the part of the tape where he started talking about how the blacks are such good atheletes because they were bred that way. That left me scratching my head...

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Thank you, WWFallon! You are my Olympic Hero!

"Being a bastard WORKS."
--Spider Jerusalem

[The Blowhard]

My "Magic 8 Ball" tells me that Dan will be 0 for 2 this weekend. Never underestimate the power of "The Magic 8 Ball"!!!

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"It takes good taste to appreciate bad taste."

[The Blowhard]

Well, 0 for 2 this weekend.
I'm not fooled. He's toying with us! ;)

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