Earl's Photography Assignment

[Gvac]

Ronnie challenged Earl to present him with 3 pictures this Friday -


1) a sexy photo of Lilly

2) a definitive New York City picture

3) a paparazzi shot


Which one do you think Earl will do best? How many will make the grade? Will he fail miserably?

[Marc with a c]

he won't complete any of them.

[Fezticle98]

he won't complete any of them.

I understand. No, but, only because he's busy booking Ron Wood, doing extreme sports, getting laid, securing a lie detector and producing the show.

[Chimee]

He may get close to getting the definitive New York picture, but the other ones will never happen.

[Gvac]

I say he'll claim he's been dizzy since the boxing match and therefore couldn't take any pictures.

Odd man, that Earl Douglas.

[AKA]

Unless he tries to combine all three.

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-15798935.jpg?size=572&uid=%7BB052D4B9-82AB-4E83-A7D1-376B2CC3D65E%7D

[conman823]

Ant's brother made a song that explains why Earl will not accomplish any of this.


Linn law!

[Devo37]

1) a sexy photo of Lilly

2) a definitive New York City picture

3) a paparazzi shot


1) cute, girl-next-door picture of Lilly with nothing sexy about it

2) a shot of the brooklyn bridge (or some other cliche landmark) or the poor-guy-standing-next-to-rich-guy pic that he mentioned

3) the back of the head of a b-list celebrity

[MikeB]

Ronnie challenged Earl to present him with 3 pictures this Friday -


1) a sexy photo of Lilly

2) a definitive New York City picture

3) a paparazzi shot


Which one do you think Earl will do best? How many will make the grade? Will he fail miserably?

3) Jose canseco leaving O&A

[Chimee]

3)O&A

The more likely picture.

[Socksman]

I'm putting my money on a Paparazzi shot of Jon Lovitz.

I don't know why, I can feel it my bones.

[Slumbag]

I'm putting my money on a Paparazzi shot of Jon Lovitz.

I don't know why, I can feel it my bones.

I thought "Paparazzi shots" were of famous people?

[chili_chest]

black and white glossy of a clam...possibly on a cobblestone street.

[Leticia]

I think he'll get the new york..


actually I think he is perfectly capable of getting all of these.

of course the challenge is whether he will actually make the effort to.

[PapaBear]

I want to see a photo of Ron Wood hooked up to a lie detector.

[Gvac]

I want to see a photo of Ron Wood hooked up to a lie detector.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

In the immortal words of Buddy Holly - That'll be the day.







See how I tie it all together?

[DOHO@HOME]

Earl will take the following pics:
lily in a see through scarf and stupid hat, hope a little nip slip:devil2:
Howard Stern and horse face:flush:
CBS building:thumbdown:

[sailor]

i hope he hits it out of the park, but don't think it's likely. his best hope is lilly giving him input during his shoot with her. that would be his best pic.

[Serpico1103]

Ronnie challenged Earl to present him with 3 pictures this Friday -


1) a sexy photo of Lilly

2) a definitive New York City picture

3) a paparazzi shot


Which one do you think Earl will do best? How many will make the grade? Will he fail miserably?

Photo of lilly is easy.
Paparazzi shot is just luck.
The NYC picture will just be a cliche shot of buildings, or maybe a tree in the foreground with the buildings looming in the background, but nothing "artistic".
EARL SUX!

[outlawfrank]

I am going to say, Lily's picture. It is the only assignment he won't have complete control over and F-up. Lily has some say in how it will turn out. And she will probably wear a hat.

[Furtherman]

I bet his camera breaks or batteries run out.

[Gvac]

I think Earl's submissions should be posted here on RFnet where we can rate each one.

[Serpico1103]

Hate to give Earl an idea, but he probably won't read this.
But for the paparazzi picture all he has to do is take a pic of Ant C. or Norton.

[Friday]

I think Earl's submissions should be posted here on RFnet where we can batch to each one.

fixed for the real reason you creeps want the pictures posted

[Marc with a c]

he'll fuck up the lilly pick so bad he's going to come back with a picture of himself pulling his cheeks apart.

[Reynolds]

The lens will be covered in saltine crumbs

[Gvac]

Earl's got 13 hours to finish these shots.

Why do I have a feeling this will be hilarious tomorrow?

[BabyLuvWhatley]

The real question is how long will it take him to hang them once they are framed.

[Miguel Bastardo]

A shot of Lilly in a trench coat lined with fake rolex's flashing Yoko Ono while standing on a stone bridge in central park with the Dakota looming in the background would cover all three.

[GvacMobile]

A shot of Lilly in a trench coat lined with fake rolex's flashing Yoko Ono while standing on a stone bridge in central park with the Dakota looming in the background would cover all three.

Very creative.

You should play guitar.

[Furtherman]

Lily is on O&A right now talking about the photo shoot.

There are pasties.

But Earl was unresponsive as she kept saying "How do you like it, daddy?"



You're right Gvac... this WILL be hilarious today.

[Furtherman]

I bet his camera breaks or batteries run out.

Yep.

[Cleophus James]

Earl Sucks At Life

[Monkers2]

Dave is full of shit wanting to come in today routing for Earl. all he wants is Fez and Earl to go away forever and die

[Dougie Brootal]

Dave is full of shit wanting to come in today routing for Earl. all he wants is Fez and Earl to go away forever and die

BEST.
FIRST.
POST.
EVER!!!!!!!1111!!!11!!
:wallbash:

[Cleophus James]

Dave is full of shit wanting to come in today routing for Earl. all he wants is Fez and Earl to go away forever and die
mock mock mock

[GvacMobile]

Hahahahahahahaha !!!

[ronreddog]

Dave is full of shit wanting to come in today routing for Earl. all he wants is Fez and Earl to go away forever and die

Great first post, and QFT!

Can't wait to see the pics!

[Caseyelan]

Great first post, and QFT!

Can't wait to see the pics!

Can you please go away?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Brad_Rush]

I literally feel sad now from disapointment over that bit. All the build up today, getting through the techncial problems, and then nothing. The Big A pic is the worst part of it... he might as well have not even have brought in a picture at all (not that there is anything wrong with Big A, just that it is not the assignment).

[Knowledged_one]

BEST.
FIRST.
POST.
EVER!!!!!!!1111!!!11!!
:wallbash:

I think the real question is if thats monkers2 who is monkers1?

[LAX]

Dave is full of shit wanting to come in today routing for Earl. all he wants is Fez and Earl to go away forever and die

http://i27.tinypic.com/10z682w.jpg

[Towelie]

Great first post, and QFT!

Can't wait to see the pics!

They certainly can't be any more horrific then your pictures with the wicked witch of the yuck

[Friday]

They certainly can't be any more horrific then your pictures with the wicked witch of the yuck

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/7/9553898_b958c37894.jpg


*teehee* i used to have one of these buttons

wheeeeeeee

[GvacMobile]

Hahahahahaha !!!!

[Serpico1103]

Photo of lilly is easy.
Paparazzi shot is just luck.
The NYC picture will just be a cliche shot of buildings, or maybe a tree in the foreground with the buildings looming in the background, but nothing "artistic".
EARL SUX!

Some how he made lilly seem as sexy as a brick.
I guess he was unlucky with the paparazzi picture, but he didn't try.
I was right about his NYC picture, trees with building in the background.
Earl sux!