R&F Listening Thread for 04/3/2008

[Hottub]

Good Morning. How are you doing today?
I feel good about today.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/6503/jaceyxsaf8.jpg



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[EliSnow]

Hello, my buddies. How is everyone today?

Today's song will be Squeeze "Black Coffee In Bed."

[GvacMobile]

Boo! We used that pic recently.

And Eli, you're way off. Today's song will be "Time Loves A Hero" by Little Feat.

[Friday]

Good Morning. How are you doing today?
I feel good about today.

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/6503/jaceyxsaf8.jpg



Post or Pre-Op Tranny Pic?

eeek!

:tongue:

[Tallman388]

Hiya Buddies!

3 Days - Jane's Addiction.

[Hottub]

Bite me!


"Fools Rush In" - Bow Wow Wow.

[A.J.]

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/6503/jaceyxsaf8.jpg

http://www.culinary.net/images/onlinefeatures/06565bt.jpg

[cupcakelove]

Mornin Buddays!!!!

Post or Pre-Op Tranny Pic?

eeek!

:tongue:

That was my reaction as well. :huh:

[nate1000]

Wrong thread- sup buddays.

[EliSnow]

That was my reaction as well. :huh:

Well, that and your erection.

[hexy68]

Good Morning all! :smoke:

[cupcakelove]

Well, that and your erection.

Lets try to leave my erection out of this thread.

[Fuzz Whatley]

Hey Buddays

[Solace666]

Dave's out of his fucking mind

[Friday]

Dave's out of his fucking mind

qft :blink:

[epo]

I don't know what is wrong with you people. Today's song will be "Another Girl, Another Planet" by the Only Ones.

[Solace666]

qft :blink:

Listening to O and A?

[nate1000]

I have no words.....:flush:

[ANC]

Listening to O and A?

Dave's the king! Crazy out of his skull, but damn hilarious! :clap:

[Friday]

I don't know what is wrong with you people. Today's song will be "Another Girl, Another Planet" by the Only Ones.

we people think that this would be an odd song to play.

especially after the Davey Shit Eating Extravaganza we are listening to on OnA right now.

[ANC]

I have no words.....:flush:
I'll give a two and a half.... Shit n' Shut

[DOHO@HOME]

ESD is sucking his own shit of his own fingers for $200.00 what is fuckin wrong with him.
And now barfing but still plugging R&F noon to three what team player.:lol:

[nate1000]

Samurai shit hand!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Friday]

the fact that he has rendered Patrice speechless..... PRICELESS

[ANC]

I'm going with todays song being Tonight - Iggy Pop and David Bowie

[epo]

we people think that this would be an odd song to play.

especially after the Davey Shit Eating Extravaganza we are listening to on OnA right now.

What about "Poop Ship Destroyer" by Ween....off of the "Painting the Town Brown" live album?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

sup playas


am off, will be actually listening live

[RhinoinMN]

I'll do an Earl pick

I want to hold your hand - The Beatles

[joethebartender]

Anything off of The Rolling Stones' "sticky fingers"

[DOHO@HOME]

Ron is going to be ethier some what proud or just disappointed with the red headed retard.

[Chip196]

Good Morning Buddays!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Good Morning Buddays!!!

Hey Chipper

3 months away from our vacations

it will fly by, good weather days always go by quicker

[Furtherman]

Hello all... will only catch about a half hour of the show today. Damn luncheons.



Oh and Tub... you've used that picture before! Or someone did.

[Jughead]

Good morning...all:bye:

[ANC]

Good morning...all:bye:

Hey Jug!

[Jughead]

Hey Jug!

Hi Buddy sorry about your test...Hope ya get to take it again...:smile:..(Hope it was you or I will shutter for the millionth time here..)

[BeerBandit]

Hey Chipper

3 months away from our vacations

it will fly by, good weather days always go by quicker

Chip, you had better be back in time for that Mets game on the 12th.

[Servo]

Morning buddays... what's shakin'?

[Freakshow]

What about "Poop Ship Destroyer" by Ween....off of the "Painting the Town Brown" live album?

Something from Primus' Brown Album--Shake Hands with Beef, perhaps? (Dave did 'break' Primus--in 2001, or whatever he claimed).

[Jughead]

Morning buddays... what's shakin'?

Hi Tom That Sig is Jazzzzzzzzy...:smoke:

[BeerBandit]

Something from Primus' Brown Album--Shake Hands with Beef, perhaps? (Dave did 'break' Primus--in 2001, or whatever he claimed).

Primus never broke. Unless you count '94 & Wynonna. I think that was their biggest hit. And I think Puddin' Taine would be a better choice for today.

[Servo]

Hi Tom That Sig is Jazzzzzzzzy...:smoke:

Thanks Jug... nice, right?

[dino_electropolis]

hey buddays......

Tool- "Eulogy"

[Hottub]

Hello all... will only catch about a half hour of the show today. Damn luncheons.



Oh and Tub... you've used that picture before! Or someone did.

Yeah, I know. I grabbed it off of my image shack.
I was in a goddam hurry. *sigh*

Anyway, who is a better team player than Dave? I love that red-headed freak!

[dino_electropolis]

What about "Poop Ship Destroyer" by Ween....off of the "Painting the Town Brown" live album?

Would LOVE some Ween...... "Fancy Pants" perhaps?

[Jughead]

I'm pretty sure Opie really respects Dave for bringing great Radio..You can tell it in Opies voice..And Anthony is always to busy laughing at the champ to say anything........And Opie whipped out cash!!!

[Freakshow]

Primus never broke. Unless you count '94 & Wynonna. I think that was their biggest hit. And I think Puddin' Taine would be a better choice for today.

My radio station was playing "My Name is Mud," in '93, but then not many stations were HFS (maybe no stations were HFS...).

I just picked the single--I doubt their going to play a deep track off a Primus album that most people don't have (I don't even have it.). But it would be cool if they did.

[Jughead]

Todays song Baby Come Back...Player:wink:

[ANC]

Hi Buddy sorry about your test...Hope ya get to take it again...:smile:..(Hope it was you or I will shutter for the millionth time here..)

Thanks pal. yeah I get to take it again in 2 weeks. It should be ok, now I know what I need to work on.

[barjockey]

WSP's "Travelin' Light" :thumbup:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Did we ever try an Opening Song request thread?

[hexy68]

I'm pretty sure Opie really respects Dave for bringing great Radio..You can tell it in Opies voice..And Anthony is always to busy laughing at the champ to say anything........And Opie whipped out cash!!!

i hope dave put his clothes back on :wacko:

[Servo]

Lighten up Francis!

[barjockey]

When does the Earl and Fez bet end? Earl doesnt seem to have a sense of urgency to get laid.

[Tenbatsuzen]

When does the Earl and Fez bet end? Earl doesnt seem to have a sense of urgency to get laid.

June.

Guarantees he buys a hooker.

[dino_electropolis]

Really? This shiiiiiiiittttttttttyyyy song, over a Tool track?

have they EVER started the show with TOOL????:wallbash:

[jimmyolsenblues]

hello there buddays, here is a little HooHa for ya budday.

[GvacMobile]

This song stinks worse than Dave's hand.

[hexy68]

http://www.dbtechno.com/images/Apple_iPhone_stock_3G_iPhone.jpg

...nice

[dino_electropolis]

This song stinks worse than Dave's hand.

HA!

[RhinoinMN]

Todays Song is:

Saul Williams - List of Demands

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.dbtechno.com/images/Apple_iPhone_stock_3G_iPhone.jpg

...nice

great phone.

[DolaMight]

Todays Song is:

Saul Williams - List of Demands

Hand to Mouth - ESD brownout.

[ANC]

Really? This shiiiiiiiittttttttttyyyy song, over a Tool track?

have they EVER started the show with TOOL????:wallbash:

It was the whole "Hand to Mouth" reference

[Furtherman]

NICE... I just bought this book!

http://www.randomhouse.com/images/dyn/cover/?source=9780385520690&height=300&maxwidth=170

You're gonna love this guy... a great interview.


And I'm going to miss it. :furious:

[GvacMobile]

Fear not...tonight I shall pen "Samurai Shithand" and it will be the greatest song EVER.

[dino_electropolis]

It was the whole "Hand to Mouth" reference

Yeah, i suppose....but Tool does have a song titled Aenema!

Truth be told, i would rather hear a fkn great tune over a shitty song which is somehow topical based on a loose interpretation of the lyrics......
...i'm just sayin.

[BeerBandit]

Teleportation? What does he mean by "next few decades". 10? We're certainly not teleporting in the next 30 when we don't even have a viable flying car yet.

[RAAMONE]

buddies

[Chip196]

Hey Chipper

3 months away from our vacations

it will fly by, good weather days always go by quicker

I cannot wait ... the changing weather is defintiely hightening the excitment.

[barjockey]

I thought fez used numbers

[ANC]

Yeah, i suppose....but Tool does have a song titled Aenema!

Truth be told, i would rather hear a fkn great tune over a shitty song which is somehow topical based on a loose interpretation of the lyrics......
...i'm just sayin.

Even Better, (goddamn me for not thinking of this sooner) Stinkfist!

[Chip196]

Chip, you had better be back in time for that Mets game on the 12th.

Mets game the day before the cruise, Mets game the day after. Can't have better bookends to your vacation.

[ANC]

You forgot your juice for lunch today... what are ya 7 years old? :lol:

[Hottub]

http://www.threeappleshigh.ca/abroad/mt-static/images/DSC_1419.JPG

[dino_electropolis]

Even Better, (goddamn me for not thinking of this sooner) Stinkfist!

Holy shit man.....your sooooooo right......really would have been perfect.
:clap::clap:

[comp_atkins]

perpetual motion... steorn already did that supposedly..

[BeerBandit]

Lisa, in this house, we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!

[MadMatt]

You're gonna love this guy... a great interview.


And I'm going to miss it. :furious:

Good news - it isn't an Interview. They are just talking about the book and the ideas it posits.

BTW - Hiya Buddays! :bye:

[sailor]

ron should know from his scifi that not seeing time traveller's from the future can be explained thru close regulation of time travel.

[Freakshow]

Yeah, i suppose....but Tool does have a song titled Aenema!

Truth be told, i would rather hear a fkn great tune over a shitty song which is somehow topical based on a loose interpretation of the lyrics......
...i'm just sayin.

Damn, do I have to start hating tool cause Jim Morrison guy likes them? I think the only one on the show who likes Tool is Dave, and I can't remember Dave picking out music (or if he did, it was only for a couple of days). And besides, I think 99% of the time they are picking out stuff they think Ron would like. It was pretty f'n great when he was singing along with the Patti Smith opening the other day (my opinion, of course).

[hexy68]

pot-talk thursday :smoke:

[ANC]

Holy shit man.....your sooooooo right......really would have been perfect.
:clap::clap:

Curse my feeble mind! :wallbash:

[Friday]

It was pretty f'n great when he was singing along with the Patti Smith opening the other day (my opinion, of course).

it would have been better if Patti Smith was not singing .....

[ANC]

Good news - it isn't an Interview. They are just talking about the book and the ideas it posits.

BTW - Hiya Buddays! :bye:

Hey Matt!

[barjockey]

<<<<Doing Bong-hit :sleep:

[Chip196]

Lisa, in this house, we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!

Nicely done sir

[Furtherman]

Good news - it isn't an Interview. They are just talking about the book and the ideas it posits.

BTW - Hiya Buddays! :bye:

Really? Hmmm... too bad. He would have been a good interview.

[ANC]

Isn't that more of the Butterfly Effect?

[dino_electropolis]

Damn, do I have to start hating tool cause Jim Morrison guy likes them? I think the only one on the show who likes Tool is Dave, and I can't remember Dave picking out music (or if he did, it was only for a couple of days). And besides, I think 99% of the time they are picking out stuff they think Ron would like. It was pretty f'n great when he was singing along with the Patti Smith opening the other day (my opinion, of course).

Ha....i'm "Jim Morrison Guy" now? Thats actually flattering.

Dont hate Tool. And i think Ronnie would like it.
btw- if you think ronnie singing along on the radio to Patti Smith was great, you should have seen him drunk singing Doors songs with us on Sat nite....but, then, you hate the Doors, so....

[Hottub]

it would have been better if Patti Smith was not singing .....

I'd prefer a stuttering Fridee over her!

[MadMatt]

What about the creation of Quantum Computers? Did they mention that?

If you could create a quantum computer, you could effectively predict the future. It would be able to "numbers crunch" all of the possibilities and probabilities and come up with the most likely series of events.

It wouldn't be foolproof, but would probably be the closest thing to "precognitive knowledge" that we could get.

For you comics fans, think of Midnighter as an example.

[MasterSoySauce]

what did he say is possible for the distant future? is that the traveling time bit?

[BeerBandit]

Mozart
Damn you Ronnie. Beat me to it.

[dino_electropolis]

Am i the only one who is not impressed by Nostradamus's Hisler prediction?

I mean, one letter off still makes him wrong.....

Shouldnt a clarevoyant get it 100% right?

[MadMatt]

Really? Hmmm... too bad. He would have been a good interview.

I agree - he is brilliant and speaks incredibly well. Kaku has a very 'conversational' way of talking about complex science.

I'm betting that Jimmy frightened him off...

[ANC]

Ahhh yes the ol' Biff Tannen time travel grift!

[Tenbatsuzen]

We need 1.21 Nigawatts to bring Black Earl from the Future.

[hexy68]

Darren "Dutch" Daulton claims he can time travel :blink:

[dino_electropolis]

Darren "Dutch" Daulton claims he can time travel :blink:

omg...i forgot all about that looney bastard!

[jimmyolsenblues]

if ronnie would have taught physics and chemistry i would have paid attention.
I love Professor Ron!!!!

[barjockey]

"People were always getting ready for tomorrow. I didnt believe in that. Tomorrow wasnt getting ready for them. It didnt even know they were there." Cormac McCarthy The Road

[Friday]

Am i the only one who is not impressed by Nostradamus's Hisler prediction?

I mean, one letter off still makes him wrong.....

Shouldnt a clarevoyant get it 100% right?

Heil Hisler!

[BeerBandit]

There is only one future and only one past. Everything originated from the "initial cause." Every "effect" came, and will come as a result of the cause before it and the laws of the universe and cannot be altered. The future is, and has been determined since the "initial cause.

[dino_electropolis]

I miss dimension-static Fez

[A.J.]

If I could travel in time, I'd go back and bang young Jane Seymour.

http://www.somewhereintimethemovie.com/images/elise_s.jpg

[dino_electropolis]

If I could travel in time, I'd go back and bang young Jane Seymour.

http://www.somewhereintimethemovie.com/images/elise_s.jpg

Shit, i'd bang Jane Seymour two years from now.

[BeerBandit]

If I could travel in time, I'd go back and bang young Jane Seymour.

http://www.somewhereintimethemovie.com/images/elise_s.jpg
Hell, even if we can't time travel, I'd still want to bang current Jane Seymour. Hottest chick. Her and Diane Lane.

[comp_atkins]

the earth had to form for esd to stick his fingers in his ass

[dino_electropolis]

Damn, this show would be best heard smokin a joint on my couch at home...not in a fkn tie behind a desk:glurps:

[DolaMight]

I've always hated that 5% of the brain shit people throw about. It's based upon the part of the parts of the brain that blood increases flow in or registers an increase in electrical activity. Maybe the rest functions on a level we don't know how to measure yet or it stores chemicals or whatever... Scientists know as much about the entire brain as they do the entire universe.

[A.J.]

If I could travel in time, I'd go back and bang young Jane Seymour.

http://www.somewhereintimethemovie.com/images/elise_s.jpg

Shit, i'd bang Jane Seymour two years from now.

Hell, even if we can't time travel, I'd still want to bang current Jane Seymour. Hottest chick. Her and Diane Lane.

Yeah, I didn't think anyone would get that reference.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Somewhere_sheetr.jpg

[barjockey]

The chick on Fox news is hot

[dino_electropolis]

Hey....mike the teacher!!!!

[RoyMunson]

Amen !!Mike the Teacher
Hello Buddays!!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

MikeTeach:

It was Kyle Reese who told Sarah that, not John. John made Kyle REMEMBER IT to tell Sarah.

[Friday]

I just watched the entire LOST series back to back on the HD stream..... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i am now an addict.

[MadMatt]

If I could travel in time, I'd go back and bang young Jane Seymour.

http://www.somewhereintimethemovie.com/images/elise_s.jpg

Just make sure you thoroughly clean out your pockets first.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/United_States_penny,_obverse,_2002.jpg/601px-United_States_penny,_obverse,_2002.jpg

[comp_atkins]

MikeTeach:

It was Kyle Reese who told Sarah that, not John. John made Kyle REMEMBER IT to tell Sarah.

i thought david silverman told her that.

[MadMatt]

Yeah, I didn't think anyone would get that reference.


I did - I just posted late. :bye: Stupid work...

[hexy68]

The chick on Fox news is hot

which one?...there are quite a few

[barjockey]

:smoke:I just watched the entire LOST series back to back on the HD stream..... wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

i am now an addict.

HD stream? whats that?

[Friday]

:smoke:

HD stream? whats that?

ABC.com streams all the episodes in HD.

whatever

[dino_electropolis]

God is completely consistent with Free Will; niether could exist without the other.

[Heather 8]

So we're all God's shits and giggles? Whatta prick.

[hexy68]

http://learning.mrbelshaw.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/gladiator_1.jpg

...ARE YOU ENTERTAINED!!!!

[jimmyolsenblues]

for his amusement for his own personal gag reel , its the goof of all time .... al pacino Devil's advocate

[sailor]

wait, so god tried to trick everyone into thinking they have free will and DAVE is the one person who sees thru it??

[DolaMight]

if ronnie would have taught physics and chemistry i would have paid attention.
I love Professor Ron!!!!

And we'd have such better drugs. He'd school that guy who invented LSD.

[dino_electropolis]

I was gonna say, "listen to the shit comin outt dave's mouth", and then i remembered the O&A show.....

[GvacMobile]

This conversation is precisely why Dave should stick to boxing chicks and eating his own feces.

[dino_electropolis]

And we'd have such better drugs. He'd school that guy who invented LSD.

Dr. Albert Hoffman.....


i owe him tons.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

always get the money up front

[Mike Teacher]

Dr. Albert Hoffman.....


i owe him tons.


Yeah he synthesized the stuff then dosed himself and went bike riding, great story.

[dino_electropolis]

actually, didnt jim jefferies say he would throw $20 on it? I didnt hear him say $100

[ANC]

actually, didnt jim jefferies say he would throw $20 on it? I didnt hear him say $100

You are correct. Anthony said he'd throw $100

[dino_electropolis]

Yeah he synthesized the stuff then dosed himself and went bike riding, great story.

Yes, hence the term "trip".....i took a course in undergrad called "Drugs and Human Behavior", and we learned all about it...fascinating topic, really.

[comp_atkins]

ugh.. red states callin in.

[Lucaine]

Our conscience is God's predestined plan. Our free will ignores it.

[Friday]

we were given free will by god.... which means we choose our actions.

however, if you believe in divine providence, you can see the ways life seems to add up in the end. you do choose for yourself, but perhaps there is a higher power that helps to influence you to the places you need to be in order to grow as a human being.

[Freakshow]

Ha....i'm "Jim Morrison Guy" now? Thats actually flattering.

Dont hate Tool. And i think Ronnie would like it.
btw- if you think ronnie singing along on the radio to Patti Smith was great, you should have seen him drunk singing Doors songs with us on Sat nite....but, then, you hate the Doors, so....

touché

[dino_electropolis]

Our conscience is God's predestined plan. Our free will ignores it.

interesting....

[ANC]

Our conscience is God's predestined plan. Our free will ignores it.

interesting....

Very Interesting..

[barjockey]

http://www.fourwindshospital.com/universal_assets/4wlogo.gif

[DolaMight]

Free Will...When we call you we want free pills.

That goin on Ron B's Greatest Hits album.

[GvacMobile]

If there is a force in the universe powerful enough to create life and everything else, why would it want to play a game with us and have a predetermined outcome? That's just silly. It would be like playing chess against yourself and saying "I'm going to make black win."

[PapaBear]

I want to see a Mike the Teacher/Dr. Steve intellectual death match.:thumbup:

[Mike Teacher]

Dr Steve Schooling Dave,

Hes never heard of Heisenberg??

Prolly never heard of Schroedinger OR his Cat

[jauble]

Hey all hows everyone's day?

[Mike Teacher]

I want to see a Mike the Teacher/Dr. Steve intellectual death match.:thumbup:

You want to see Dr Steve beat me in 0.000000001 seconds? What about the rest of the time?

[Friday]

If there is a force in the universe powerful enough to create life and everything else, why would it want to play a game with us and have a predetermined outcome? That's just silly. It would be like playing chess against yourself and saying "I'm going to make black win."

and thus, free will.
the higher power can influence all it wants, but in the end we have to choose whether or not to accept a certain path.
people walk away from opportunity all the time.

[Solace666]

I want to see a Mike the Teacher/Dr. Steve intellectual death match.:thumbup:

That would be an awesome Sat. Night Virus show...

[Mike Teacher]

Did they say 'Cosmos' Caramel Corn????

I met the inventor:

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m110/MizzleT/me03-1.jpg

[RAAMONE]

those lily pics better end up on here

[PapaBear]

Cop out, Earl!!!:nono:

[jauble]

That would be an awesome Sat. Night Virus show...

That might be a fun show with dave. Kinda like keep away, but instead of a ball it would be a correct point.

[Friday]

whatever this shoot is... i have a feeling Lilly is going to bail if it's too risque.

she is pretty modest when it comes to photos....
especially since they will be posted on the boards for all of you savages to batch to. :bye:

[comp_atkins]

earl fails again

[PapaBear]

If Earl has never used professional lighting, there is no way he can set it up on his own.

[Freakshow]

if you choose not to decide, you stil have made a choice...

[DolaMight]

Jenine Girafalo's a comedian?

[dino_electropolis]

whatever this shoot is... i have a feeling Lilly is going to bail if it's too risque.

she is pretty modest when it comes to photos....
especially since they will be posted on the boards for all of you savages to batch to. :bye:

well, when you put it those terms, does she have an option other than bailing???


Going to lunch.

[PD]

will Norton attend the Jeannine Garofolo unmasked?

(afternoon buddays).

does anyone get a confirmation on the unmasked emails?

[Matty from the Nati]

Garafalo--the female David Cross

[Friday]

two days with no Ron and Fez next week :down:

I am going to Lewis Black though. <3 intelligent, grumpy old men!

[Heather 8]

A lot of famous people stay at St. Regis... like Spaz.

Linger longbeforethegagorder!

[RhinoinMN]

if you choose not to decide, you stil have made a choice...

I was waiting for that reference.

[pittphantoms]

I loved the studio silence after Garofalo was announced :)

[Friday]

does anyone get a confirmation on the unmasked emails?

yes. you should receive a confirmation. you then have to reply to that email to confirm if it's just you or if you are bringing a guest.

i got mine today

[hexy68]

Jenine Girafalo's a comedian?

that's the first "Unmasked" i have NO interest in :thumbdown:

[ANC]

I'd love to see an Eddie Izzard Unmasked!

[PD]

will Norton attend the Jeannine Garofolo unmasked?

(afternoon buddays).

does anyone get a confirmation on the unmasked emails?

yes. you should receive a confirmation. you then have to reply to that email to confirm if it's just you or if you are bringing a guest.

i got mine today

empty inbox :sad:

I sent request for Wilder, and for Lewis Black, and the only response i've ever gotten is the Wilder cancellation.

[Friday]

empty inbox :sad:

I sent request for Wilder, and for Lewis Black, and the only response i've ever gotten is the Wilder cancellation.

i just got mine a few minutes ago... if you don't get it by tomorrow.... send an email to:

jayme.karp@xmradio.com

;)

[PD]

wow; that compulsion is funny.


oh noes, MLC.

[Friday]

i really like MLC.... but it seems he only goes in when he wants to plug.

unlike the rest of us hacks who go in all the time just to act like idiots or even just watch the hilarity ensue.

[A.J.]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/spaceballs/images/spaceballs_large_11.jpg

[PD]

deleted

[RhinoinMN]

MLC - There are lots of internet websites....

in contrary to the non internet websites.

[Chip196]

Boooooooo

[ANC]

Speaking of the mob stuff, the place I'm having my wedding used to be a speakeasy Lucky Luciano ran during the Prohibition. I'll spend the whole reception knocking on the walls looking for a weak spot.

[angrymissy]

http://datacore.sciflicks.com/spaceballs/images/spaceballs_large_11.jpg

you win!

[KnoxHarrington]

i find this uncritical, fawning admiration for the mafia to be annoying. It's people who took exactly the wrong point from Goodfellas.

[Friday]

Speaking of the mob stuff, the place I'm having my wedding used to be a speakeasy Lucky Luciano ran during the Prohibition. I'll spend the whole reception knocking on the walls looking for a weak spot.

haha that's so cool!

need a singer? (just kidding... lol)

[PapaBear]

Fez... Nobody "accidentally" shoots his wife!

[ANC]

haha that's so cool!

need a singer? (just kidding... lol)

Too bad I already booked the band, but I must say you have a lovely voice... when you're not stuttering.... :wink:

[ANC]

Fez... Nobody "accidentally" shoots his wife!

That makes me think of the Satellite dish story O&A were talking about...

[Mike Teacher]

i find this uncritical, fawning admiration for the mafia to be annoying. It's people who took exactly the wrong point from Goodfellas.

True. Sadly when you read any Mafia/organized crim/gang book; you find out quick; its the biggest pyramid scheme ever; a few guys on top get the money, everyone else gets a living wage, if that, and its all a bunch of idiot thugs who rarely die naturally or free.

[ANC]

i find this uncritical, fawning admiration for the mafia to be annoying. It's people who took exactly the wrong point from Goodfellas.

True. Sadly when you read any Mafia/organized crim/gang book; you find out quick; its the biggest pyramid scheme ever; a few guys on top get the money, everyone else gets a living wage, if that, and its all a bunch of idiot thugs who rarely die naturally or free.

I couldn't agree more. Now I love books, movies, etc. on the mafia. I find them to be very interesting. However what pisses me off is when someone after seeing The Godfather, Sopranos, or reading Underboss starts acting like they're a wiseguy.

[RAAMONE]

taking away guns is stupid...it would only hurt the law abiding citizens...because the criminals will still get guns illegally and we would be even more outnumbered

[comp_atkins]

ronny's always bringing up luxembourg

[Mike Teacher]

Answer this please:

You have an 8 year old kid. He wants to play at his friends houses, Ronald and Todd. You know Ronald's parents keep a gun in their house. Todd has a swimming pool in his back yard.

Which house should you let your kid play at? Why?

[I'd call this in but I called already]

[A.J.]

You know why there are so many break-ins in DC? Because the criminal knows that he's not going to get shot whenever he breaks into a house.

Thanks gun control!

[epo]

two days with no Ron and Fez next week :down:

I am going to Lewis Black though. <3 intelligent, grumpy old men!

That explains so much!

[Chip196]

Answer this please:

You have an 8 year old kid. He wants to play at his friends houses, Ronald and Todd. You know Ronald's parents keep a gun in their house. Todd has a swimming pool in his back yard.

Which house should you let your kid play at? Why?

[I'd call this in but I called already]

I have both at my house ... I am fucked statistically.

[comp_atkins]

Answer this please:

You have an 8 year old kid. He wants to play at his friends houses, Ronald and Todd. You know Ronald's parents keep a gun in their house. Todd has a swimming pool in his back yard.

Which house should you let your kid play at? Why?

[I'd call this in but I called already]

ronalds.. i dont want my kid's ass washed by a hose in the driveway by an older man...

[Heather 8]

Speak UP, Julie.

(yes, I will say that every time till she knocks off the whispering)

[chili]

I've got my concealed weapons permit here, so I'm always packing unless I'm driving or on public property, and hell SC is passing legislation to allow you to carry guns on school grounds soon after the VT thing.
I've been shooting since I can remember and safety was always stressed above all else.

[RhinoinMN]

ronalds.. i dont want my kid's ass washed by a hose in the driveway by an older man...

:clap::clap::clap:

[epo]

This is such a messed up issue.

We have:

Too many guns
Too fucked up of a social culture
Too much of a screwed up economic system.


There is no one solution. Anyone who thinks that is a maniac.

[Baby DEW Year]

ronalds.. i dont want my kid's ass washed by a hose in the driveway by an older man...

:clap::lol: Liiingerrrrr Longerrr...OOPS! wrong show.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Since MLC is still in studio but being silent, does he qualify as a concealed weapon?

[cringefan]

http://www.nraila.org/ArmedCitizen/Default.aspx

Ron should read these stories to ESD and Fez. Stories that show the good uses for guns, like defending yourself from a lunatic breaking into your house. Just because it doesn't make big headlines like the VT massacre. And FWIW, at VT, if someone had a gun they could have stopped that maniac right there, quickly.

Maybe if Fez had a gun, he wouldn't be so scared of the world?

[chili]

This is such a messed up issue.

We have:

Too many guns
Too fucked up of a social culture
Too much of a screwed up economic system.


There is no one solution. Anyone who thinks that is a maniac.

I don't know, I think Fez has it handled. :lol:

[Friday]

Speak UP, Julie.

(yes, I will say that every time till she knocks off the whispering)

but lowering your voice into a dull whisper makes for sexy..... doesn't it? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif

[TONYTIGER]

sorry ronny b, but guns kill its plain and simple. the process should be extremely hard and the learning process should be extensive before anybody is allowed to purchase a gun.

psychological test

background checks

test exams

make it a learning commitment and you will see the guns sale decrease.

[comp_atkins]

This is such a messed up issue.

We have:

Too many guns
Too fucked up of a social culture
Too much of a screwed up economic system.


There is no one solution. Anyone who thinks that is a maniac.

i think thats the biggest issue. glorification of violence, sense of entitlement, and people not taught how to cope with life's pressue

[Friday]

That explains so much!

http://img115.exs.cx/img115/9916/z4dwink.gif

[RhinoinMN]

This is such a messed up issue.

We have:

Too many guns
Too fucked up of a social culture
Too much of a screwed up economic system.


There is no one solution. Anyone who thinks that is a maniac.

Exactly.

Do we continue to be the big person and try to right the ship or do we say fuck it and take care of our own personal self?

[Heather 8]

but lowering your voice into a dull whisper makes for sexy..... doesn't it? http://www.wackbag.com/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif

So does bronchitis, but I'm not calling in. :dry:

[ANC]

Maybe if Fez had a gun, he wouldn't be so scared of the world?

That's the #1 reason not to get a gun. If it means the difference between protecting yourself and feeling you need it to live by.

[A.J.]

sorry ronny b, but guns kill its plain and simple. the process should be extremely hard and the learning process should be extensive before anybody is allowed to purchase a gun.

psychological test

background checks

test exams

make it a learning commitment and you will see the guns sale decrease.

Yes, only the most qualified gang bangers, thugs and criminals should have guns.

[MadMatt]

I am partial to "A Bronx Tale" out of all of the mafia movies. I like the Godfather flicks, but they are more depressing. "Goodfellas" is a good movie, but the characters are a bunch of jerks.

[Zorro]

You want to see Dr Steve beat me in 0.000000001 seconds? What about the rest of the time?

Anatomy...yes, but you'd kick his ass in Astrophysics...

[Wrinklednuts]

I had to turn the show off. Dave and Fez have their heads up their ass. Anyone who thinks making guns illegal will do ANYTHING is a fuckin moron. If that was the case, there wouldn't be any gun crimes in New York city or Washington DC. Outlawing guns will ONLY create more outlaws. I'm a border line redneck already. That would push me over the edge.

If Dave or Fez don't want guns, then fine, they don't have to have them. I only have a few but I will never give them up to ANYONE!!!! :furious:

[underdog]

Yes, only the most qualified gang bangers, thugs and criminals should have guns.

But don't you understand? If we outlawed guns, there would be none. Just like drugs. We made them illegal and there's no longer a drug problem.

[Friday]

So does bronchitis, but I'm not calling in. :dry:

HOT.

:wink:

[Mike Teacher]

Answer this please:

You have an 8 year old kid. He wants to play at his friends houses, Ronald and Todd. You know Ronald's parents keep a gun in their house. Todd has a swimming pool in his back yard.

Which house should you let your kid play at? Why?

[I'd call this in but I called already]

From Freakonomics:

In a given year in the US there is one drowning for every 11,000 pools. [6 million pools = approx 550 child drowning per year; kids under ten].

There is one child killed by a gun for every 1 million guns [200 million guns = 175 under ten die from guns per year]

Your kid is roughly 100 times more likely to die in a swimming accident at Todd's house then in gunplay at Ron's.

[TONYTIGER]

Yes, only the most qualified gang bangers, thugs and criminals should have guns.

all i am sayin is lets make it hard, what you are talking about is the sale of illegal guns, and that is another story but to me the solution is simple.

lets the dealers who sell the guns do HARD TIME !!

a little jail time will set them straight !

:unsure:

[epo]

From Freakonomics:

In a given year in the US there is one drowning for every 11,000 pools. [6 million pools = approx 550 child drowning per year; kids under ten].

There is one child killed by a gun for every 1 million guns [200 million guns = 175 under ten die from guns per year]

Your kid is roughly 100 times more likely to die in a swimming accident at Todd's house then in gunplay at Ron's.

Freakonomics. What a great book!

[chili]

all i am sayin is lets make it hard, what you are talking about is the sale of illegal guns, and that is another story but to me the solution is simple.

lets the dealers who sell the guns do HARD TIME !!

a little jail time will set them straight !

:unsure:

Lord knows we don't have enough Americans imprisoned as it is! No but I do see what you're sayin.

[Tenbatsuzen]

From Freakonomics:

In a given year in the US there is one drowning for every 11,000 pools. [6 million pools = approx 550 child drowning per year; kids under ten].

There is one child killed by a gun for every 1 million guns [200 million guns = 175 under ten die from guns per year]

Your kid is roughly 100 times more likely to die in a swimming accident at Todd's house then in gunplay at Ron's.

Boy, Todd's an ass.

[charC]

haha Guns dont kill people.. Husbands that come home early kill people!:help:

[A.J.]

all i am sayin is lets make it hard, what you are talking about is the sale of illegal guns, and that is another story but to me the solution is simple.

lets the dealers who sell the guns do HARD TIME !!

a little jail time never will set them straight !

:unsure:

I know what you're saying but we already have tough legislation. The problem is enforcing the existing laws -- not creating "tougher gun control" everytime there's a school shooting. Making people more defenseless isn't the answer.

[RAAMONE]

So does bronchitis, but I'm not calling in. :dry:

i actually find that raspy sick girl voice sexy

[Tenbatsuzen]

And here come the shirts.

Show of hands, how many people bring shirts to the studio?

[Heather 8]

Tattletale.

[BeerBandit]

I have both at my house ... I am fucked statistically.
Baby Bandit is never going to your house.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Holy shit this is somethign I just suggested to Chris over a fucking YEAR ago!

[Chip196]

Baby Bandit is never going to your house.

There's a fence around the pool, and the guns are in lockers. Baby Bandit is safe :)

[TONYTIGER]

Lord knows we don't have enough Americans imprisoned as it is! No but I do see what you're sayin.

thanks buddy, it is a interesting topic

why cant everybody just get along and listen to RON & FEZZY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:tongue:

[RAAMONE]

i dont really care about the plugs but why not just keep your name and just stop plugging

[Friday]

From Freakonomics:

In a given year in the US there is one drowning for every 11,000 pools. [6 million pools = approx 550 child drowning per year; kids under ten].

There is one child killed by a gun for every 1 million guns [200 million guns = 175 under ten die from guns per year]

Your kid is roughly 100 times more likely to die in a swimming accident at Todd's house then in gunplay at Ron's.

oh great.
another thing for Fezzie to have anxiety about!!

nice going, Mike!

[PapaBear]

What if a kid dives into a pool to get a gun at the bottom?

[DolaMight]

Nice example to support your argument ESD. That poll was about a topic Ronnie B brought up on the air. Ron said he liked to shower once in the morning and once at night, then somebody here made a poll about it. We like polls.

[comp_atkins]

well, thats a little misleading.. people generally allow their kids in and near pools. they want their kids to go in the pools..

what are the statistics for kids playing with guns vs. playing in pools?



not to mention all the mass drownings pulling the pool average up.. :wink:

[BeerBandit]

There's a fence around the pool, and the guns are in lockers. Baby Bandit is safe :)

I don't give a shit about those. I don't want her in that wine cellar. Not with her mother's lushy genes.:wink:

[cringefan]

From Freakonomics:

In a given year in the US there is one drowning for every 11,000 pools. [6 million pools = approx 550 child drowning per year; kids under ten].

There is one child killed by a gun for every 1 million guns [200 million guns = 175 under ten die from guns per year]

Your kid is roughly 100 times more likely to die in a swimming accident at Todd's house then in gunplay at Ron's.

Beautiful! And in the meantime, guns are used defensively over 2 million times per year!!!

[pittphantoms]

Here are your pool stats..

[PapaBear]

That's a good stat, but it's still kinda flawed. If you have a responsible gun owner, who has 5 guns, it makes the stat off. Not too many people have 5 pools.

[Chip196]

I don't give a shit about those. I don't want her in that wine cellar. Not with her mother's lushy genes.:wink:

That Wine Cellar will be empty between Piuki, and Mrs. 196's Lushy nature.

[BeerBandit]

What if a kid dives into a pool to get a gun at the bottom?

1 kid in 11,000,000,000.

[Solace666]

That's a good stat, but it's still kinda flawed. If you have a responsible gun owner, who has 5 guns, it makes the stat off. Not too many people have 5 pools.

I wonder if more people have pools or guns at all?

[Midkiff]

See, you bunch of fucking loser cunts, you drive everybody away! This site is the Matty Fridays School of Assholery!

[Lucaine]

Too many G's in today's show... I think God is telling me to get a Gun and shoot Genine Girafalo

[ANC]

i actually find that raspy sick girl voice sexy

Harumph! :thumbup:

[dino_electropolis]

oh great.
another thing for Fezzie to have anxiety about!!

nice going, Mike!

The scary fact that is being overlooked is that there are 200 MILLION guns!

It pains me to say this, but i cant disagree more with Ronnie on this one....it seems his answer for gun violence would be more guns (b/c law abiding people could "protect" themselves)

If you take that logic to its absurd conclusion, the country would be safest (in terms of gun violence) if EVERYONE was packin heat.

Nonsense.
(i tried calling in with this, but whoever was running the phones wasnt to impressed...lol)

[comp_atkins]

Beautiful! And in the meantime, guns are used defensively over 2 million times per year!!!

pools can be used defensively... it just takes some skill to lure your attacker into your backyard.

[RAAMONE]

That's a good stat, but it's still kinda flawed. If you have a responsible gun owner, who has 5 guns, it makes the stat off. Not too many people have 5 pools.

and pools are always loaded with water which kills the kids...guns arent always loaded which make them useless

[Solace666]

I think 200 millions guns and only about 200 kids get killed is amazing

[ANC]

We like polls.

:laugh: