The lesbian saga continues...

[LaBoob]

Some of you might've read my thread about reuniting with my old best friends from high school, finding they're both gay now, and finding myself immersed in the lesbian community...the saga continues...

They came over last night and brought two with them. 4 lesbians and myself...

Firstly, I never heard the phrase "Are you sure you're not a lesbian??" so many times in my life...yes, I have a big bad German Shepherd, yes, I love training dogs, yes, I have artsy fartsy tastes... and yes, I'm sure I'm not a lesbian. (I did, however, quote and credit the great Ronnie B when he said he doesn't trust any girl who isn't bi... they loved that)

On another note, growing up with these girls I remember one of them had a little brother who was totally into Alanis Morissette, so we of course made fun of him and called him gay. Turns out he IS gay! So, for anybody keeping count, this one girl has a sister, AND a brother who's gay! WHA????! They've all come out to their poor parents... and I say poor not because there's something wrong with being gay, but come on, that's really piling on. I just can't believe we called it so many years ago... lesson to all - Alanis Morissette turns 'lil boys into sloppy party bottoms. :blink:

[EliSnow]

Some of you might've read my thread about reuniting with my old best friends from high school, finding they're both gay now, and finding myself immersed in the lesbian community...the saga continues...

They came over last night and brought two with them. 4 lesbians and myself...

Firstly, I never heard the phrase "Are you sure you're not a lesbian??" so many times in my life...yes, I have a big bad German Shepherd, yes, I love training dogs, yes, I have artsy fartsy tastes... and yes, I'm sure I'm not a lesbian. (I did, however, quote and credit the great Ronnie B when he said he doesn't trust any girl who isn't bi... they loved that)

On another note, growing up with these girls I remember one of them had a little brother who was totally into Alanis Morissette, so we of course made fun of him and called him gay. Turns out he IS gay! So, for anybody keeping count, this one girl has a sister, AND a brother who's gay! WHA????! They've all come out to their poor parents... and I say poor not because there's something wrong with being gay, but come on, that's really piling on. I just can't believe we called it so many years ago... lesson to all - Alanis Morissette turns 'lil boys into sloppy party bottoms. :blink:

A thread about lesbians hanging out with a straight girl should not end with the words "sloppy party bottoms."

Don't you ladies ever read Penthouse Forums?

[Tall_James]

lesson to all - Alanis Morissette turns 'lil boys into sloppy party bottoms. :blink:

Isn't it ironic - don't ya think?

[GvacMobile]

So who won the naked pillow fight?

[A.J.]

I can't believe it has taken this long....

"This thread is useless without...."

[nate1000]

I got ya, AJ:

PICS OR IT DIDN"T HAPPEN

[LaBoob]

boys, boys, boys... settle down! Not all lesbians are hot.

[Freakshow]

boys, boys, boys... settle down! Not all lesbians are hot.

but they are all intrinsically fascinating. So make with the pics.

[nate1000]

boys, boys, boys... settle down! Not all lesbians are hot.

QFT.

Wow, way to let the air out of a thread.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

are these lesbians win an arm wrestling contest lesbians

if so, my unpure thoughts will go away


if the answer is A

Jon make a Lesbian Forum please

[LaBoob]

QFT.

Wow, way to let the air out of a thread.

Just being real. I guess they're cute, just not my type of lesbian. One of them described them as in between Butch and Lipstick. I guess that doesn't really narrow it down. There was some category in between she was associating with but I forget what it was called. Anybody know?
Lipstick lesbians are hot and I also know that's what you guys are looking for. Didn't want to lead you on.

Forgive me :wub:

[MadMatt]

Just being real. I guess they're cute, just not my type of lesbian. One of them described them as in between Butch and Lipstick. I guess that doesn't really narrow it down. There was some category in between she was associating with but I forget what it was called. Anybody know?
Lipstick lesbians are hot and I also know that's what you guys are looking for. Didn't want to lead you on.

Forgive me :wub:

So you have a "type" of lesbian that you "prefer." Are you sure you are not a lesbian?

:lol:

j/k :laugh:

[topless_mike]

lesbians are a slippery slope.

normally, you cant a bunch of women in the same room together without some drama unfolding. add to that a touch of "sleeping with each other" spice and you are surely axin for trouble.

[LaBoob]

Girls are lucky. We have a lot of wiggle room. :smile:

[LaBoob]

I'm going to a lesbian party tonight. I asked if it was okay to bring my friend Adam and was told that he might feel really out of place. I love it.
I guess I'm using him as a buffer. Just like a "hey, I'm with a dude, figure it out" flag I can wave all night. I also just hate showing up to a party by myself. AND I wanted to share the experience of a lesbian party with someone who would truly appreciate it and my friend definitely would.

I will bring my camera and post any good pics to my Myspace page. I won't post 'em here because that's just rude to my friends.

Sharin' the wealth...

[Freakshow]

lesbians are a slippery slope.

normally, you cant a bunch of women in the same room together without some drama unfolding. add to that a touch of "sleeping with each other" spice and you are surely axin for trouble.

sexy trouble

[DolaMight]

I just wanted to post in lesbian themed thread. done. felt good.

[CountryBob]

I'm going to a lesbian party tonight. I asked if it was okay to bring my friend Adam and was told that he might feel really out of place. I love it.
I guess I'm using him as a buffer. Just like a "hey, I'm with a dude, figure it out" flag I can wave all night. I also just hate showing up to a party by myself. AND I wanted to share the experience of a lesbian party with someone who would truly appreciate it and my friend definitely would.

I will bring my camera and post any good pics to my Myspace page. I won't post 'em here because that's just rude to my friends.

Sharin' the wealth...



Damn, if I was at a Lesbian party I would be so worked up I might have to pull an East Side Dave and spank it in the bathroom.

You know you gotta give this Adam guy some ass tonight for using him as the "buffer". What is scale for a buffer at a lesbo gathering these days?

[oldladyfacepuncher]

Just like a "hey, I'm with a dude, figure it out" flag I can wave all night.


You're bringing a gay guy to a lesbian party? :huh:

[Soupy_Dreck]

Damn, if I was at a Lesbian party I would be so worked up I might have to pull an East Side Dave and spank it in the bathroom.

You know you gotta give this Adam guy some ass tonight for using him as the "buffer". What is scale for a buffer at a lesbo gathering these days?

2 handies and an act to be named later...

[Death Metal Moe]

A lot of you guys have it all wrong. You're thinking of lesbians in that "porno" kind of way. And who can blame you, we all do that.

But what LaBoob is talking about are "Real Life Lesbians." They are interested in other women, not you at all. So going to a lesbian party would probably be extremely lame for a straight guy if the only thing he was looking for was getting off watching chicks make out.

Guys confuse actual lesbians with chicks who have figured out that kissing on their girlfriends a little will get them lots of attention from guys.

Attention Whores do not equal Lesbians.

[Death Metal Moe]

2 handies and an act to be named later...

I'll name it for him now:

BLUMPKIN

[LaBoob]

Damn, if I was at a Lesbian party I would be so worked up I might have to pull an East Side Dave and spank it in the bathroom.

You know you gotta give this Adam guy some ass tonight for using him as the "buffer". What is scale for a buffer at a lesbo gathering these days?

I thought just choosing him would be thanks enough. I gotta put out on top of that? Damnit, now I gotta go get waxed.

[CountryBob]

Just the idea of a woman getting waxed is hot! I saw this on Penn and Teller's show Bullshit once and I was uncontrollably aroused. I dont know if it was the nudity or the vulnerability of a woman letting someone work on such a tender private area.

Pics would be nice

[LaBoob]

Just the idea of a woman getting waxed is hot! I saw this on Penn and Teller's show Bullshit once and I was uncontrollably aroused. I dont know if it was the nudity or the vulnerability of a woman letting someone work on such a tender private area.

Pics would be nice

Yeah, pics of me getting waxed. Sure. I'll get on that. :lol:


Death Metal Moe: A lot of you guys have it all wrong. You're thinking of lesbians in that "porno" kind of way. And who can blame you, we all do that.

But what LaBoob is talking about are "Real Life Lesbians." They are interested in other women, not you at all. So going to a lesbian party would probably be extremely lame for a straight guy if the only thing he was looking for was getting off watching chicks make out.

Guys confuse actual lesbians with chicks who have figured out that kissing on their girlfriends a little will get them lots of attention from guys.

Attention Whores do not equal Lesbians.


A little suspension of disbelief, please?

What is really the boring part for men is the fact that they're interested in OTHER things besides women, and actually... wait for it... like to talk about those things.

[Kris10]

LOL

Your Friday night is going to be WAY more interesting then mine! I shot you a friend request on myspace, can't wait to see the pics of how uncomfortable Adam is going to be! lol

[LaBoob]

First and foremost my sincerest apologies... I got laid off from my job yesterday at 5 o'clock and so fucking did not feel like going to this party. I went over to my parents to discuss and cry on their shoulders, and then my friends encouraged me to go out and get my mind off of it. I decided kind of last minute that I would go. Did not bring a camera...:down: and believe me I felt like Jodie Foster's character in Contact when she was going through the wormhole..."should've sent a poet"...

However out of loyalty to all of you here I lurked in a corner with a notepad and took notes on everyone :tongue:...some highlights...

I honestly never knew so many lesbians existed. I was the single straight girl in the room and everybody knew it when I walked in! They had been prepped. There was a little record scratch effect when I walked in, a 'lil stopping and staring, and yes, gawking (thank you, thank you very much). There was actually one straight guy there but I wasn't into it. Nobody was. That musta sucked. He actually started working the whole (working the hole, tee hee) "hey, I'm into girls and you're into guys..." angle but I kept bringing the conversation back to whatever else was being discussed.

My friend Adam flaked out at the last minute. Such is the nature of Adam. Obviously he didn't appreciate the golden ticket I was giving him. He missed OUT.

No random scissoring. I was surprised at that.

There was a lot of making out and touchy feeliness. I got my ass grabbed a few times and brushed up against. One chick grabbed my boobs. Lotsa tight bear hugs.

It was a strong mix of hot lesbians, the somewhere in between my friend was talking about, and Butchy Butchertons. There were ladies who looked a hell of a lot like guys. Like I could've been fooled if I wasn't prepared for it. They were rowdy as hell too. They ripped down the decorations and were screaming... reminded me of the lesbian characters from Confederacy of Dunces.

I teased Rouski with this one last night: the toilet was so considerably clogged up. I went to break the seal and saw toilet paper there and just out of curiosity flushed it to see what was goin' on down there and the toilet proceeded to fill up and start spilling over the sides! My friend had to come in and take care of it with a plunger, but the plunger was wet! Like someone had already been working at it and just got bored or something and left it for the next person to find. We got it taken care of but later it got clogged up again! So... Lesbian party...seriously clogged up toilet... GO!

I had a lot of interesting conversations with some interesting ladies. Good times were had. I was in drinking to forget mode but it never actually crossed over into drunkenness...just minorly buzzed. I think things were weighing on me so I couldn't get drunk, no matter how quickly I chugged my beer. I had to work pretty hard on NOT being the negative energy in the room that's weighing everybody down and I did a damn good job... and I certainly was not too sad to appreciate the
HOT LESBIAN PARTY!! WHOOO!

[Gvac]

My friend Adam flaked out at the last minute. Such is the nature of Adam. Obviously he didn't appreciate the golden ticket I was giving him. He missed OUT.

I'm always available to escort you to lesbian parties should Adam "flake out" again.

Just sayin.'

[Ritalin]

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[Kris10]

Yes, its true Boob pm'd me from the bathroom. I can't show you those pm's though.... it's too hot for the board!

[Radioguy]

You tried to downplay it, but still...

There was a lot of making out and touchy feeliness. I got my ass grabbed a few times and brushed up against. One chick grabbed my boobs. Lotsa tight bear hugs.

This why women are not to be trusted.

[LaBoob]

Yes, its true Boob pm'd me from the bathroom. I can't show you those pm's though.... it's too hot for the board!

It was too funny to wait until I got home... seeing all the ladies wrestling with the plunger ... I just knew you would appreciate it!

[topless_mike]

booooooooooooo for your boy bitchin out.

[Bulldogcakes]

What is really the boring part for men is the fact that they're interested in OTHER things besides women, and actually... wait for it... like to talk about those things.

Like their German Shepards and their artsy fartsy stuff?