Woman stabs husband over hot dog dinner

[FMJeff]

http://www.local6.com/news/15793539/detail.html

As a fan of hot dogs myself, I can understand the passion involved in consuming three or seven of these delicious briney treats. To be honest, I've been thinking about stabbing my wife for not serving them often enough.

[Kris10]

Wow, and he brought out the handgun....all this over hotdogs! I'd never go here for dinner, I'd have to worry about what kind of weapon to bring rather than what to wear.

[hunnerbun]

shit....I was gonna go all out and make hotdogs AND Kraft Dinner tonight....guess I better rethink the menu.

[Tall_James]

shit....I was gonna go all out and make hotdogs AND Kraft Dinner tonight....guess I better rethink the menu.

OK, "Kraft Dinner" - that's what Canadians call Kraft macaroni and cheese, right? I know the term from that goofy Barenaked Ladies song.

[Team_Ramrod]

I want all of you to print off this story and place it in a safe place. When your children grow old and ask you "mom/ dad, what's the meaning of love"?
You can pull this out and show them; cause man, nothing says love like fighting off the pain from a fresh stab wound while holding a loaded weapon to your chicks head and NOT pulling the trigger.

[sr71blackbird]

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[IMSlacker]

I wish the story mentioned what brand of hot dogs the were. They must be really good.

[cougarjake13]

she stabbed him b/c he was hot dogging it

[Dan 'Hampton]

I wish the story mentioned what brand of hot dogs the were. They must be really good.

Better be natural casing.

[A.J.]

She too will have to answer to a higher authority.

http://blogs.cnet.com/i/bto/20070814/hebrew_national.jpg

[DonInNC]

Sounds like they had a chili relationship.

[K.C.]

She too will have to answer to a higher authority.

http://blogs.cnet.com/i/bto/20070814/hebrew_national.jpg

Hey, I'd stab for a Hebrew Nat...that's a good dog! The bessssst.

[Midkiff]

I usually go healthy. Then you can eat 20.

http://www.ballparkfranks.com/images/products/fff-beef.jpg

[Fallon]

He must have been a Yankees fan.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/103/wc1worldcrossingcomko6.jpg

[joethebartender]

Sounds like they had a chili relationship.

I relish the thought. (they were probably Thumann's)

http://www.thumanns.com/images/products/hotdogsnutritionalpict.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

she stabbed him with relish

[SatCam]

Atleast he was able to mustard up the strength to grab his gun with a knife hanging out of his back

[joethebartender]

she stabbed him with relish

Frankly, relish was mentioned already... you'd better ketchup on the posts.

[FUNKMAN]

this guy sounds like a criminal. his record must be a foot long...

[One Dead Fred]

Silly girl, you don't bring a knife to a hot dog dinner!

I hear the knife was a foot-long.

[DonInNC]

Yeah, growing up he was probably a real brat, wurst in his class.

[FUNKMAN]

they're gonna live his buns in prison

[TooLowBrow]

Frankly, relish was mentioned already... you'd better ketchup on the posts.

boy do i feel like a wiener

[joethebartender]

Yeah, growing up he was probably a real brat, wurst in his class.

His teacher said she never sausage a troublemaker!

[epo]

Better be natural casing.

To be frank with you, this is the only post that made any sense in this thread.

[FUNKMAN]

his defense will be he was acting, ya know " going for the oscar "

a ghe ghe ghe

[Bulldogcakes]

http://www.local6.com/2008/0404/15793567.jpg

Somehow I suspect this wasn't just about hot dogs.

Just a hunch.

[FUNKMAN]

he was initially just gonna tear her hide but didn't want to leave it


skinless

[joethebartender]

http://www.local6.com/2008/0404/15793567.jpg

Somehow I suspect this wasn't just about hot dogs.

Just a hunch.

Yeah... Something's not kosher about it at all.

[DonInNC]

she was probably upset because nathan she did was good enough for him.

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://www.local6.com/2008/0404/15793567.jpg

Somehow I suspect this wasn't just about hot dogs.

Just a hunch.

You gotta have onions to fuck a chick who looks like that.

[joethebartender]

Anyone know how long she'll be put away for this? I mean, just give me a ball park figure.

[DonInNC]

Anyone know how long she'll be put away for this? I mean, just give me a ball park figure.

7-11

[FUNKMAN]

the woman claims he's been violent before, one time she was beer battered...

[scottinnj]

How did he cook them? Did he nuke 'em in the microwave? I'd stab him too if he did that to one of my franks.

Oh and nothing but potato bread buns. Anything else is like living in late 80s era Moscow.

[Justice4all]

"Excuse me...do you have any grey poupon...?"



...and that's when I stabbed him your honor!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

booo

[Furtherman]

This story won't help the Florida thread.