Come with me if you want to live

[FMJeff]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3689881.ece

You know, I read stories like this and wonder how much longer I have to wait until Skynet becomes self aware.

My only hope is it target the Poconos first. Everything up there is awful, except for the abundant supply of fireworks. I will, however, not miss the abundant supply of flannel, mullets, and snake museums.

Die Poconos, die in a fiery flame ball of fiery death.

And China too. Poconos first though.

[NewYorkDragons80]

So pretend... that the robots are targetting snake museums and they have like fireworks for arms

[Stankfoot]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/monkey_robot.jpg

[Recyclerz]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3689881.ece

You know, I read stories like this and wonder how much longer I have to wait until Skynet becomes self aware.

My only hope is it target the Poconos first. Everything up there is awful, except for the abundant supply of fireworks. I will, however, not miss the abundant supply of flannel, mullets, and snake museums.

Die Poconos, die in a fiery flame ball of fiery death.

And China too. Poconos first though.


Well, if the guys behind this lawsuit are right, all your Sino-Pocono problems will be over soon:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/06/opinion/06sun4.html?ref=opinion

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:bye:

[Kris10]

I tried but the beginning of the article was just to boring for me. I'll take more hotdog articles for $100 please, Alex.

[cougarjake13]

so what do we got 3-5 yrs ????

time to get things in order

[Snoogans]

I seriously hate anytime we do more fuckin around with Particle acceleration and atom smashing. Something will be SERIOUSLY fucked up one day

[jonyrotn]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3689881.ece
You know, I read stories like this and wonder how much longer I have to wait until Skynet becomes self aware.
My only hope is it target the Poconos first. Everything up there is awful, except for the abundant supply of fireworks. I will, however, not miss the abundant supply of flannel, mullets, and snake museums.
Die Poconos, die in a fiery flame ball of fiery death.
And China too. Poconos first though.

Hal, Wants to know how you could leave New Jersey off a list like this..Hal, open the pod bay door...Hal?

[cougarjake13]

i dont wanna go

[Judge Smails]

But, where will I go when I want to take a dip in a champagne glass shaped jacuzzi? Damn you, FMJeff!!!

http://www.caesarspoconoresorts.com/assets/base/champagne_champagnetowers.bmp

[Bulldogcakes]

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:bye:


I liked this version better. Always thought the Soungarden version was missing a good flute solo.


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Almost as good as his version of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_MzRxDUeMI)

[Devo37]

So pretend... that the robots are targetting snake museums and they have like fireworks for arms

now pretend that i have firework arms, too, and i start shooting super-dynamite-power-m80's and destroying the robots!

[Mike Teacher]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/science/article3689881.ece

You know, I read stories like this and wonder how much longer I have to wait until Skynet becomes self aware.

Well, with luck we pass the Skynet funding bill. We'll put the system online August 4th, 1997. Our end goal is, of course, is to remove emotional, slow, error fraught human decisions from strategic defense, using Cyberdyne computers in all stealth bombers. So far, we have a perfect operational record.

No worries. If anything bad happens, we just pull the plug on the system.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Well, with luck we pass the Skynet funding bill. We'll put the system online August 4th, 1997. Our end goal is, of course, is to remove emotional, slow, error fraught human decisions from strategic defense, using Cyberdyne computers in all stealth bombers. So far, we have a perfect operational record.

No worries. If anything bad happens, we just pull the plug on the system.

Even if the system starts learning at a geometric rate?