when you sit on the toilet...

[Marc with a c]

do you drop trow to your ankles, or keep it around them knees?

[SatCam]

I take them off if I want to AC Slater it

[Marc with a c]

I take them off if I want to AC Slater it

that was annoyingly funny

[Cleophus James]

I know some that take all there clothes off and then go

[FUNKMAN]

an inch below the gloryhole

[Team_Ramrod]

I find leaving them around the knees restricts the mid section hang and doesn't allow for optimal comfort while partaking in such an important task.

[sr71blackbird]

I cant imagine trying to shit with my pants by my knees. Gotta be all the way pulled down.

[sailor]

home -ankles

work - knees

i know my floor is clean.

[Devo37]

i take off my shirt.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c395/Devo37/george_costanza.jpg

[PhishHead]

home -ankles

work - knees

i know my floor is clean.

that was exactly what I was thinking.

[smiler grogan]

wouldn't you like to know.

[midwestjeff]

Am I sitting on the toilet to crap or to jack?

[razorboy]

Am I sitting on the toilet to crap or to jack?

If batching is an option, how could you not take your pants off altogether?

[Brad_Rush]

an inch below the gloryhole

That made me chuckle.

[Mike Teacher]

I remove them and drape them over the stall door to communicate occupancy.

[Devo37]

Am I sitting on the toilet to crap or to jack?

you sit on the toilet to jack? solo-bukkake? :laugh:

[SatCam]

you sit on the toilet to jack? solo-bukkake? :laugh:

Do you mean blumpkin? :innocent:

[FUNKMAN]

just below my partners chin

[Devo37]

Do you mean blumpkin? :innocent:

after a quick google search, i can safely say that i most definitely did NOT mean a blumpkin, you sick, sick man!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

knees

I cant reach my ankles

[MagillaGorillaz]

home -ankles

work - knees

i know my floor is clean.

I do the same. I know my floor may not be clean, however, but I know it's my dirty floors and no one else's.
And at work I use that paper around the toliet.

[underdog]

home -ankles

work - knees

i know my floor is clean.

What he said.

[EliSnow]

I know some that take all there clothes off and then go

If I'm at home, and I know I'm going to be there for awhile, I sometimes do just that. A lot more comfortable that way.

But I won't Costanza it at someone else's home.

[IamFogHat]

Ankles, I'm not an animal.

[A.J.]

Knees. Less wrinklage of the pantaloons.

[topless_mike]

depends.
if im at work, to the knees. i'll even hike my pants up into highwaters.

if im at home, to the ankles. need to spread out and rid myself of those annoying "batwings".

[Ritalin]

Am I sitting on the toilet to crap or to jack?

Batching on the toilet?

What, are you 12 years old?

[djjd]

ankles

[Furtherman]

Knees. Because I'm an adult.


When I see guys' pants bunched around the ankles on the floor, it looks like there is a kid in there. Grow up you ankle drapers.

[Jujubees2]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n137/hometechpc/george_costanza.jpg

Pants and Shirt off!

[ralphbxny]

I just let it go !

[Gvac]

Ankles.

I use a wide stance.

[Jughead]

Ankles..I have good looking legs...

[RhinoinMN]

Ankles, cuz if I am stiff and the piss shoots in between the seat and the bowl my pants would be soaked.

[MobCounty]

Never drop to your ankles.. I was on a series of all day flights and I had to drop. My pants fell in a giant puddle of piss.

[sailor]

Ankles.

I use a wide stance.

http://www.zlimmer.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/tap-shoes.jpg

[sr71blackbird]

If the floor has any wetness on it, I will unroll a massive amount of toilet paper to absorb it and also provide a barrier, and leave it there when I leave. I have my pants by my ankles and have been soaked once or twice and skeeved until I started doing this.

[cougarjake13]

in my house all the way down

in public its knee thigh high

[bigredd]

They gotta be down around the ol ankles so the knees can be apart.

[sailor]

depends.
if im at work, to the knees.

if im at home, to the ankles.

in my house all the way down

in public its knee thigh high

i'll pm the address to send the royalty checks.

[mikeyboy]

If the floor has any wetness on it, I will unroll a massive amount of toilet paper to absorb it and also provide a barrier, and leave it there when I leave. I have my pants by my ankles and have been soaked once or twice and skeeved until I started doing this.

So you're one of those assholes who leaves garbage all over the floor for someone else to deal with?

[Reephdweller]

home -ankles

work - knees

i know my floor is clean.


Ditto


Also, shirt OFF at home.

[A.J.]

So you're one of those assholes who leaves garbage all over the floor for someone else to deal with?

Better on the floor than on the seat.

[danner1515]

Never drop to your ankles.. I was on a series of all day flights and I had to drop. My pants fell in a giant puddle of piss.

If there's a giant puddle of piss on the floor, I'm shitting elsewhere. I need some illusion of cleanliness in order to shit comfortably.

[led37zep]

ankles, anything else is uncivilized

[Furtherman]

The amount of children on this board amazes me. Do your parents know you're here?

[Lucaine]

I work construction and have to shit in an outhouse daily:
1. Check for TP- it sucks to only have only one sock the rest of the day.
2. Wipe the seat.
3. Tuck pant legs into your work boots.
4. Build the bird nest- Dump massive wads of toilet paper into the tank building a nest to shit upon. It's better than getting a blue ass from splatter.
5. Put the paper doily on the seat.
6. Pants go down to top of boot- below knees for comfort but above ankle to keep off floor.
7. Bombs away.