The FailDozer Pic

[Jaysin]

not exactly what i wanted....but give me a break i started at 5:40 am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/vashy/Faildozer.jpg

[sithlord]

Nice work. I thought the last two shows when they started using that term have been great. I loved it when they put Earl under the spotlight with his pictures on Tuesday and than yesterday with his "producing". God the guy really does suck at everything. I wish they could have an Earl fail dozer contest where his job is on the line and we the listeners could vote. I mean really in the last 3 years can you name even one great Earl moment on the show? I'm sure you could name a dozen great East Side moments without even trying.

[realmenhatelife]

I love bobble head Earl, I think it would look cooler with 'fail' in all caps on the shovel, but then I have no idea where the show tag would go. FD on the helmet is a nice touch.

[sailor]

purple lips?

[PanterA]

theres finally heat around Earl. Hes picking up all the new names. Names like, The Fail Bondsman, The Faily News, Fail O, A Fail Storm, Hes been workin on the Fail Road, and Takin trips on his Fail Boat,

poor Earl.

[Mike Teacher]

purple lips?

First sign of Hypoxia; Earl's about to faint.

[PanterA]

oh, and The Millenium Fail-con

[hammersavage]

Earl starred in the movie 'You've got Fail' with Meg Ryan.

If he were a golfer, he'd be John Faily.

Hope he doesn't get caught in a failstorm.

[MikeB]

Jaysin is an up and coming talent.

[Franklyn]

I agree with Bobby. Poor Earl. His "bad" doesn't come from not caring it's from lack of life experience. We got to hook that brother up,lol.

Great picture though. Good likeness and very funny.

[topless_mike]

I agree with Bobby. Poor Earl. His "bad" doesn't come from not caring it's from lack of life experience. We got to hook that brother up,lol.



June 1st is right around the corner....

[JustJon]

Beautiful pic.

[spadanko]

awesome!

[yomudder21]

purple lips?

he really is a racist.

[JerseyRich]

Does Earl Build houses with a Fail gun?

Was his favorite early 90's cartoon TV show Duckfails?

If he got married, would he buy a ring at Fails?

When he plays Monopoly, does he go directly to FAIL without passing go and without collecting $200?

Just askin.

[PanterA]

His "bad" doesn't come from not caring it's from lack of life experience. We got to hook that brother up,lol.no words ever rang truer. you hit it on the Fucking head.

Earl needs to break out of his Fucking shell, get out of New York, and live a little for a few years. They can even make it a bit, where in the world is Black Earl Douglas?

[IamPixie]

I love the single tear.

[PanterA]

i hear Earl shops at Fail-leins basement.

He secretly wants to vote for Failary Clinton

and for the summer of Earl he's going to bunggie jump out of a Faili-copter.

[OzoneParkPaulie]

not exactly what i wanted....but give me a break i started at 5:40 am
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/vashy/Faildozer.jpg

Haha I want a shirt with that logo.

[PanterA]

when Earl needs to mellow out he pops a few Failiums

[Death Metal Moe]

Don't encourage Earl. You're just blowing some undue wind in his fails.

tee hee.

[RhinoinMN]

Don't encourage Earl. You're just blowing some undue wind in his fails.

tee hee.

Would those winds be of FAIL force?

[jauble]

If the boat springs a leak will Earl have to fail out the water?

[jauble]

Also is Earl's favorite western movie the Fail Rider?

[PanterA]

Earls favorite Christmas song is Failiz Navidad.

Earl once asked Lily if he can perform Faillatio on her.

I can do this all day...

[Dougie Brootal]

Earls favorite Christmas song is Failiz Navidad.

Earl once asked Lily if he can proform Faillatio on her.

I can do this all day...

please do!:lol:

[RhinoinMN]

Earl's favorite beer
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/earlfale.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

If Earl was a marine biologist he would study fails.

[Dougie Brootal]

If Earl was a marine biologist he would study fails.

DAMN YOU! ive been trying to think of a "whale" tie in for the last 15 minutes!!

[PanterA]

when Earl goes to the gas station, hetells the attendent to Fail'er up.

[Dougie Brootal]

if earl was a stand up turned sitcom star his name would be jerry seinFAILED!
http://www.starplazatheatre.com/files/seinfeldjerry.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

If Earl wasn't asexual he would chase FAIL on the weekends.

[RhinoinMN]

Earls boat is a Boston Failure.

[Furtherman]

Earl enlisted in McFail's Navy.

[Furtherman]

Earl and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of fail.
Earl fell down and broke his crown
And fail, fail, fail, fail, fail!!!

[PanterA]

Earls favorite day of the year is Failentines day.

[derrickgott007]

Earl's favorite Emo Cd...

Mineral: Power of Failing.
http://www.southern.com/southern/band/MINER/pics/CRC06L.jpg

[PanterA]

if Earl went to the moon they would call him Fail Armstrong.

[jauble]

Earl one time got high after doing a few fails of coke.

[RhinoinMN]

Earl's favorite food in a French restaurant is FAIL.

[RhinoinMN]

Earl studied at FAIL University

[Furtherman]

Earl sent me an eFail. Fail sent electronically.

[RhinoinMN]

Chip and FAIL was Earl's favorite cartoon.

[jauble]

Earl applied to Chippendale's to become a FAIL stripper. It didn't pan out well.

[RhinoinMN]

Earl puts FAILEYS Irish creme in his coffee.

[jauble]

Earls loves to whistle the song "I've been working on the fail road"

[RhinoinMN]

Earl likes to hut for FAIL.

He likes to fish for FAILfish.

[RhinoinMN]

Earl has no cure for what is failing him.


I should stop now as I am Hippoing this thread to death.

[Furtherman]

Hes been workin on the Fail Road

"I've been working on the fail road"

Plagiarism! Failed!

[derrickgott007]

Plagiarism! Failed!

Don't you mean "FAILgiarism"?

[Furtherman]

Don't you mean "FAILgiarism"?

You know, I wrote that at first, but felt I was stretching the bit.

[jauble]

Plagiarism! Failed!

Pamtera had two many I missed it. I guess I earled on this one. I'll try to make up for it.

Earl was the stunt double for Matthew Mcconaughey in "Failure to launch"

That was also a dick joke about earl.

[JerseyRich]

Is Earl's favorite movie reviewer, Allison FAILS?

yes it is.

[JerseyRich]

Earl's favorite weather phenomenon...


FAIL!

SOFTBALL SIZED FAIL!

[RhinoinMN]

I couldn't resist


Earls all time favorite football player: FAIL Sayers

[Jaysin]

when Earl masturbates he leaves Fail Trails!

[Jaysin]

let's play pin the fail on the Monkey......err the Earl...

"White people are so scared of black people"

[RhinoinMN]

Earl likes to ski in FAIL Colorado

[Gvac]

If Earl goes blind at least he already knows how to read fail.

His favorite Vice Presidential candidate of all time? Dan Fail.

Favorite Ivy League school? Fail.

Favorite all-time Cleveland Indians pitcher? Bob Failer.

Favorite author? Norman Failer.

[RhinoinMN]

Earl studied at FAIL University

If Earl goes blind at least he already knows how to read fail.

His favorite Vice Presidential candidate of all time? Dan Fail.

Favorite Ivy League school? Fail.

Favorite all-time Cleveland Indians pitcher? Bob Failer.

Favorite author? Norman Failer.

Its ok, I won't tell anybody.

p.s. I am flattered that we think alike.

[Gvac]

Its ok, I won't tell anybody.

p.s. I still love you.

Damn you!

I refused to read this entire thread so if I ripped anyone else off I assure you it was purely unintentional.








And I hate myself for loving you, Rhino.

[Gvac]

HAHA!

I quoted you before you could edit yourself.

[Dougie Brootal]

earls favorite lost character in season 2 was ben 'henry FAIL' linus.

[MagillaGorillaz]

Earl's favorite band is Nine Inch Fails.

[roger from cleveland]

great pic.....

i love the Earl!

[Chigworthy]

Didn't Earl bet on Faylor U?

[jauble]

I imagine Earl's grandmother would fail to see the humor in this thread.

[paracetamol flanders]

If Earl were a Roman legion, he would form into a defensive FAIL-anx.

[Gvac]

Earl loves going to Jets games. Well, not the games...he just digs the failgate parties.

[moochcassidy]

looks like all the funny ones have been taken

earl is lazy useless shiteball


http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e35/omgitsvince/TruckOfFail.jpg

[angrymissy]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-about-to-fail.jpg
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/loldog-cute-puppy-pictures-fail.jpg

[moochcassidy]

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/jesusfail.jpg?w=207&h=400

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r60/mr740ti/fail/millionaire_idiot_fail.jpg

http://www.osney.org/po/royalFail.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a59/penguinking3/fail.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Earl's scared to touch his own phaillus, except when he has just socks on.

[PanterA]

Earl said when he's on vacation he wants to go to Failidelphia.

[PanterA]

Earls favorite phone guest is Shirley Failps Roper.

[Dougie Brootal]

earl will be "going off the FAILS on a crazy train!" when he reads this thread!
http://www.sonika.com.mx/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/ozzy-osbourne-005-img.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Earl's favorite blues artist: J.J. Fail

[jauble]

Earl doesn't like the word coccyx he prefers the term fail bone.

[Jaysin]

if earl moved to the bronx, his story would be "A Bronx Fail"

[Dougie Brootal]

earls favorite rf.net poster is Judge Fails.

[angrymissy]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1212/1272549006_294f713d3c.jpg

[Jaysin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/vashy/monkey-05web.jpg
earls favorite beer

[RhinoinMN]

Earl's SUV is a Failblazer

[RhinoinMN]

Earl's favorite beer
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/earlfale.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v27/vashy/monkey-05web.jpg
earls favorite beer

You have much better photoshop skills so I'll give it up to you.

[Jaysin]

You have much better photoshop skills so I'll give it up to you.

not in that pic i didn't....but it had a monkey! that was my selling point ;)

"white people are so scared of black people"

[RhinoinMN]

not in that pic i didn't....but it had a monkey! that was my selling point ;)

"white people are so scared of black people"

yes, I was working the "brown" angle. Yours truly is better.

btw, love the faildozer pic.

[Jaysin]

yes, I was working the "brown" angle. Yours truly is better.

btw, love the faildozer pic.

thank ye kindly

[Jaysin]

everytime Earl loses a challenge, it's one more Fail in his Coffin at XM.

[paracetamol flanders]

http://www.badinia.com/be2.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

Earl needs to break out of his Fucking shell, get out of New York, and live a little for a few years. They can even make it a bit, where in the world is Black Earl Douglas?

They tried that last year or something... with vacation time.

Both Pitzy and Earl were supposed to 'experience' life out there.... Pitzy went to the Hamptons or something and Earl did F-all... I don't exactly recall.

But it's a novel idea.... they could put Earl on the 'male, lack of a baby' equivalent of paternal leave. His job will be waiting for him after a 1 year leave of absence where he has to knock off a list of things to do, see and experience (all to be documented for accuracy) before the 1 year is up and he is able to return to the show.

[moochcassidy]

http://www.izeon.com/publisher/user_content/izeon/images/im_sailing.jpg

"im a Failer...I FAIL now"

[paracetamol flanders]

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No real video to speak of, but here's a classic Swans song that, well... just listen. Then weep.

[tnbt23]

If Earl started a Bob Marley tribute band, they would be called Earl Douglas and the FAIL-lers

[PanterA]

The Unfunny bone's connected to the, Unhip bone. The Unhip bone's connected to the, Fail bone. The Fail bone's connected to the Ron and Fez show...

[docgoblin]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a365/docgoblin/faildozer3.jpg

[Jughead]

http://www.teachwithmovies.org/guides/fail-safe-DVDcover.jpg

[Chapper]

nevermind

[Bunny™]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/9910/faildozermq0.jpg

[PapaBear]

I loved that movie!!!




Give me a break. I was 8.