Introducing Man Man

[mikeyboy]

From the mind of Ron Bennington, the newest superhero -- Man Man. Man Man is a normal man with the strength of a man. Comic cover courtesy of Robot Artist:

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4203


Higher res version available here:

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4204

Great job!
:clap:

[jstalin]

:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[ruggedo]

I own a gigantic comic store and I can sell that book!

[PapaBear]

Look! On the street... It's a MAN!!!

[FUNKMAN]

Faster Than An Old Man, More Powerful Than A Boy!

[FUNKMAN]

Able To Eat Steak With His Bare Teeth!

[Slumbag]

Fucking Awesome. I was just telling a friend of mine about Man-Man on Friday.

[thepaulo]

I do think it has potential....something along the lines of American Splendor....

[PapaBear]

His theme song...

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[TheMojoPin]

Able to tie both shoes in a single try!

[TooLowBrow]

I want to see him fight gay-man

[ChrisTheCop]

NICE JOB!!

Altho when Ron 1st brought this up, I thought it might be better if there was
ManWoman, who is a woman with the power to become a man,
so she can do things women can't.

[mikeyboy]

NICE JOB!!

Altho when Ron 1st brought this up, I thought it might be better if there was
ManWoman, who is a woman with the power to become a man,
so she can do things women can't.

like open jars?

[ChrisTheCop]

and drive.

and make more money.



Just sayin... maybe a spin off character, like BatGirl/Supergirl.

I guess maybe she'd have to be ManGirl,
ManMan's secret niece he never knew about.

[PapaBear]

In episode 3, he saves a damsel in distress, by changing her tire...


With only the aid of a jack and a lug wrench!

[Kris10]

Not like this thread

[thepaulo]

He is able to commute in a speeding locomotive.

[Jaysin]

that's awesome!

[thepaulo]

able to get into a tall building in a single bound.

[TheMojoPin]

He is able to commute in a speeding locomotive.

Hah! Nice...

Man-Man has the power to scale tall buildings in a single elevator.

[PapaBear]

Watch as Man Man masterfully maneuvers the Man Mobile in a death defying act called PARALLEL PARKING!!!

[Slumbag]

With the power to work solidly from 9 to 5.

[thepaulo]

...and who diguised as Jo Blo, fights a never-ending battle to pay the rent, cheat on his wife and read the sports section.

[TheMojoPin]

Man-Man conquers the wife's pesky LIBIDO!!! with precise, 5-minute missionary sex in the dark-powers every other Thursday night.

[thepaulo]

Is able to sense when the boss is near so he can minimize the video game......

[TheMojoPin]

Blessed with the power to avoid any kind of hug with his son, Man-Man, jr..

[ShowerBench]

Able to TiVo one show while watching another....in HD !

[PapaBear]

Oh, no... His wife asked him to hold her purse while she's in the dressing room!


He's suddenly rendered POWERLESS!!!!

[LaBoob]

Man Man has the power to make the contents of an entire six-pack disappear.

[Slumbag]

Watch as Man-Man takes his kids, Boy-Boy and Girl-Girl to soccer practice with lightning speed, in the Man-Man mobile.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c360/thisbeesknees/minivan.jpg

[CruelCircus]

I guess maybe she'd have to be ManGirl,
ManMan's secret niece he never knew about.

Perhaps Wo Man

[joethebartender]

Somebody in NY already has this license plate. I saw it on Wednesday and couldn't stop laughing. It was on a silver Mercedes m-class SUV. I was heading to the tri-borough on the FDR for a mets game, and there he was..."MAN MAN".

The REAL "man-mobile":
http://www.eastcoastautosales.com/pictures/jbgcabwvpdf.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

this is the greatest thread in the history of the interwebz. hahahaha!

[PanterA]

"What's that in the sky?"

"it's a bird!"

"its a plane!"

"No, it's a weather balloon." explains Man-man

[PanterA]

Stay tuned Next week when Man-man fights for truth, justice, and the American way...in jury duty.

[LaBoob]

"What's that in the sky?"

"it's a bird!"

"its a plane!"

"No, it's a weather balloon." explains Man-man

:lol: Man Man truly rules.

[Reephdweller]

This is awesome!

Man Man...able to eat many kinds of foods why hurtling through death defying traffic conditions in his man mobile!

[Drunky McBetidont]

i want a "man man" shirt!
big ass comics is my favorite comic book publisher.

[Hottub]

Man Man and his never ending battle against not only dandilions, but crabgrass.
To the mighty Man Man Riding Mower!

[jimmyolsenblues]

i wish some film company would pay ron enough to star in Man-Man the movie.
Then ron would not have to go to a popcorn movie, he would be in one.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i wish some film company would pay ron enough to star in Man-Man the movie.
Then ron would not have to go to a popcorn movie, he would be in one.

cast earl as the incompetent assistant that always causes problems that man man has to solve.
i love the scene when man man returns the cell phone. what a hero!

[drjoek]

like open jars?

or program the DVR/VCR

[drjoek]

Man Man, able to appear to listen to his wife with one ear while listening to 20:20 scoreboard updates with the other.
Able to watch two sporting events similtaneously through the power of picture in picture technology

[ADF]

Man Man, with the power to lift heavy objects as long as they're not over 150 pounds or so!

[FUNKMAN]

Man Man - His Credit Report Is Fantastic!

[LaBoob]

Man Man - His Credit Report Is Fantastic!

:clap: Of course it is! Funkman you have the best ones here. You are ON today.

Man Man - can cook and consume a frozen Hungry Man XXL in 20 minutes flat.

[DolaMight]

I sometimes fall asleep imagining I'm Man-man.

Las night I dreamt I was playing Single A Ball for the Winston Salem Warthogs and I went 2/5 with a walk-off single and picked up an RBI by way of an infield error. We lost a tight one 5-3 to the Myrtle Beach Pelicans but it turned out ok in the end because we got pizza after the game.

[DolaMight]

The other night I dreamt I was Man-man and I held a garage sale. The neighbor from down the street came by and tried to offer me 5 bucks for my VCR. What a ridiculous offer, it was a stereo VHS with auto stop and fast rewind. I later got 20$ for it because I threw in a adventures in babysitting tape to sweeten the deal.

Some said it was one of the best yard sales in the neighborhood.

[Furtherman]

Man Man! Able to program the car radio with FM1 AND FM2!

[DolaMight]

You'll Believe a Man Can Fly!

Watch Man-Man board a connecting budget flight for a stopover at Akron regional airport and land in Columbus in just 45 minutes earthtime.

[Furtherman]

Man Man! Able to chop wood with an axe!

[Soupy_Dreck]

Man-Man has the power to time travel by simply crossing timezones...

[Servo]

Man Man has the power to start fires, with the simple flick of a match!

[DolaMight]

Somebody flushed brown paper towels and now the toilet is overflowing and it won't stop...

Sounds like a job for Man-Man.

[LaBoob]

Somebody flushed brown paper towels and now the toilet is overflowing and it won't stop...

Sounds like a job for Man-Man.

Armed with his trusty cell phone Man-Man calls a plumber. Man-Man to the rescue!

[Furtherman]

Man Man! Able to squash all spiders with a tissue!

[ADF]

Man Man... able to judge a guy's shoe size plus or minus three shoe sizes!

[ADF]

Man Man... able to usually shake two aspirin out of the bottle on the first try!

[ChrisTheCop]

adf, your heroine sigpic is hilarious, and fitting.
another great one.

[DolaMight]

It is said Man-Man's Blood pressure is a stellar 120/80 with a BMI of 26. Able to fit into a size 34 jean.

[Furtherman]

Man Man! Able to parallel park!

[ADF]

adf, your heroine sigpic is hilarious, and fitting.
another great one.

It's actually a pretty old one. I was thinking of making something new. I've got the time with spring break this week.

[Furtherman]

It's actually a pretty old one. I was thinking of making something new. I've got the time with spring break this week.

Man Man can make sigpics with a computer!

[DolaMight]

Man-Man able survive without Tonsils.

[DolaMight]

Man-Man has a robotic sidekick named Roomba which keeps his floors clean while at work.

[TheMojoPin]

Man-Man is able to clean even the dirtiest gutters in a single day.

[ChrisTheCop]

Man Man,
able to live an entire month without bleeding from his genitals.

[Furtherman]

Man Man! Able to pile up dishes and glasses in a sink without breaking any!

[DolaMight]

Man Man plays videogames at the normal difficulty level because difficult is too challenging and easy is just that.

[TheMojoPin]

MAN-MAN! Able to finsh an entire meal in one sitting!

[DolaMight]

Man-Man has eaten 8 spiders while sleeping during his 40 year lifespan.

[Doctor Z]

With the power to cut onions without crying and drink beer on a nightly basis.

[DolaMight]

Man-Man's bladder can hold 13 ounces of liquid and his skin is his body's largest organ.

It takes Man-Man 43 muscles to frown but only 17 muscles to smile.

[FUNKMAN]

Man Man - Able To Go Down On A Woman And Stroke His Meat At The Same Time

oh wait, i can do that... my bad

[TheMojoPin]

Man-Man's has an incredibly standing pulse rate of 62.

[TheMojoPin]

MAN-MAN! Able to confound Funkman with a single concept!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Man Man, able to open a jar with any help

[DolaMight]

Man-Man works hard all day and doesn't need any goddamn attitude the second he gets in the door. MM's overweight spoiled step kids never take the stupid dog for a walk, walkin round shitting all over the place.

[ShowerBench]

Man-Man able survive without Tonsils.

Jesus you CAN'T KILL THIS GUY! Except by figuring out a way to STOP HIS HEART.

[TheMojoPin]

MAN-MAN! Able to do his taxes EVERY year!

[Freakshow]

Man-Man. Able to drive a station wagon for 12 straight hours. Vacation is saved!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Man Man , able to program his DVD Player, CD Player , Cable, and TV into one remote

[ShowerBench]

With only the aid of ordinary household items like charcoal briquettes and lighter fluid, able to singlehandedly transform ground round into BURGERS. Were he to secure a bottle of A-1 sauce through some perverse practical joke of the cosmos, would then possess the power to make them taste like steakburgers.

[DolaMight]

Man-Man thinks thinks quoting man-law is reserved for less than masculine men.

[DolaMight]

Man-Man's relationship with sidekick Boy-Boy is questionable.

[Furtherman]

Man Man! Able to change a flat tire!

[VersOst]

i want a "man man" shirt!


http://www.acefu.com/store.php?section=7&cid=191

represent and be a hipster at the same time!

[DolaMight]

Man-Man believes Saddam Hussein was personally involved in the Sept. 11 attacks

[HBox]

Man-Man! Able to climb an indefinite amount of stairs!

[Chapper]

"Man-Man, Man-Man" - "Does whatever a man can"

[STC-Dub]

Man Man is able to receive mail electronically!

[STC-Dub]

Man Man can occassionally see the light come on when he opens the refridgerator door!

[STC-Dub]

Man Man along with his wife Chic Chic are able to take two weeks vacation every year!

[BigReggie]

Man-Man always has the ability to manifest his opinion from his favorite radio/tv broadcaster. It transmits directly into his man brain

[Bunny™]

Man Man has the ability to walk on water.....in winter.

Man Man opens his front door quickly, because he already has the correct key positioned on the ring.

Man Man steals cable, but keeps it on the downlow.

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[Devo37]

Man Man - able to climb to the top of small buildings using the stairs.

[Hosp]

Man-Man's relationship with sidekick Boy-Boy is questionable.

You see, much like Superman has Superboy, I think Man Man needs Man boy. And no one should ever question the bond that they have.

Man Man, able to buy a new pair of slacks without having to try them on.

Man Man, always hits on 16 and stays on 17.

Man Man, was once bitten by an average man and remained with the abilities of a normal man.

[DolaMight]

Man-Man speaks fluent english.

[DolaMight]

Man-Man has tapped more ass in his parents basement abode than you have in the last week.

[DolaMight]

Manhattan is not named after Man-Man.

[DolaMight]

Man-Man likes things just the way they are.

[PanterA]

Man-man dodges bullets, by shooting blanks

[Doctor Z]

Man-Man -- Able to drive stick.

[FUNKMAN]

Man-Man does not eat any ordinary sandwich, he eats a man manwich sandwich...



go funkman man it's your birthday, go funkman man it's your birthday

[Friday]

i adore Man-Man. :wub:

[HBox]

MAN-MAN! With the incredible power to put his pants on ONE LEG AT A TIME.

[PapaBear]

MAN-MAN! With the incredible power to put his pants on ONE LEG AT A TIME.

I tried to come up with that one on my first post. I left it alone, because I wanted to incorporate the whole "changing into his costume" concept, and couldn't figure out where to go with it. My fatal flaw? Man Man wouldn't have over-thought the concept. That's why Man Man is a super hero, and I'm just a man.

[thepaulo]

...fights crime by dialing 911.

[paracetamol flanders]

MAN-MAN's powers are suddenly sapped in the presence of pussy and excessive whiskey, both of which confound MAN-MAN and cause him to make POOR JUDGEMENTS.

These POOR JUDGEMENTS frequently piss off his wife, so that even when at a safe distance from pussy and excessive whiskey, MAN-MAN still finds himself dying a little more every day.

[silas]

Has to recharge his cell phone every day; mutters oath under his breath about not signing such a long-term contract next time, but hey, those sinister bastards get you with the "free phone" offer....

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Man-Man! Able to harness the power of the satellites to listen to the radio for a mere dollars a month!

With his connections made in the underworld Man-Man is able to download any album ever recorded- free of charge! He's Man-Man!

[paracetamol flanders]

MAN-MAN is an anti-hero because he is haunted by what he did in Viet NAM-NAM.

[Melissa the Accountant]

Man Man! Pays the water bill...on time!

[molenews]

http://www.man-man.org/

[tele7]

Man-Man uses only synthetic motor oil in all of his vehicles

[joethebartender]

Man-Man knows exactly what he wants with his "Jack Daniels, chipotle, pan seared, crusted, shrimp steak thing" at T.G.I. Fridi-gan's... an easy to pronounce domestic beer!

[joethebartender]

Man-Man -- Able to drive stick.

I doubt it. just sayin'... http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1698496&postcount=32

[One Dead Fred]

Man Man is able to waste an hour on the turlet reading a comic book about Batman. He's a detective you know.

[weslank]

Next "Main Event" at a live gig---- a Diggstown match with Paul O, the stupid fucking Midnight Rider, and the 2 bitches that knocked out ESD and Earl vs. Man Man....I would make the trip for that one.

[timhorton]

Not only does Man-Man complete a tax return...he pays his taxes..thereby vanquishing Welfare-man

[timhorton]

Man-Man harnesses the power of credit to live a more comfortable life

[timhorton]

Man-Man and his accomplice Santa-Man ensure young children have a nice Christmas

[TheMojoPin]

Man-Man doesn't like the sound of that.

[PanterA]

Man-Man protecting the planet one recycled beer can at a time!

[FUNKMAN]

Man-Man can repell the scorching rays of the sun with just a 45 Block

[Man Man]

Man Man - protecting ronfez.net with the powers of a man!

[Boom Boom]

I have a question for Man Man <a href='http://media.putfile.com/Say-man'>here</a>

[Man Man]

I have a question for Man Man <a href='http://media.putfile.com/Say-man'>here</a>

Man Man does not indulge in criminal activities, you scoundrel! I should thrash you soundly for even suggesting the notion! :nono:

[Slumbag]

I can't believe it took Man-Man so long to join.
I expected him days ago.

[Man Man]

Man Man has been quite busy fighting the powers of evil, and only recently have I found the time to register on this illustrious internet forum.

I was rather disappointed to discover that the www.manman.com (http://www.manman.com/) URL had been wrenched from my grasp before I had a chance to register it.

Disappointment turned to horror, however, when my pursuit of an internet-home for Man Man led me to http://www.man-man.com/. Man Man is not that sort of man!

[OzoneParkPaulie]

I can't believe it took Man-Man so long to join.
I expected him days ago.

Im just glad he is here:clap:

[Melissa the Accountant]

Me too!

Man Man, is it true you taught the kids to swim by throwing them in the deep end?

[Servo]

Man-Man knows exactly what he wants with his "Jack Daniels, chipotle, pan seared, crusted, shrimp steak thing" at T.G.I. Fridi-gan's... an easy to pronounce domestic beer!

Man-Man pronounces it "chi-pol-tay".

[DolaMight]

I was rather disappointed to discover that the www.manman.com (http://www.manman.com/) URL had been wrenched from my grasp before I had a chance to register it.

That MLC is quick, quicker than even Man-Man...

[Freakshow]

Man-man dodges bullets, by shooting blanks

Man-man, able to appreciate a good double-entendre.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Disappointment turned to horror, however, when my pursuit of an internet-home for Man Man led me to http://www.man-man.com/. Man Man is not that sort of man!

not that sort of man indeed!:surrender:

[Freakshow]

not that sort of man indeed!:surrender:

Man man is clearly not that sort of man, but he does posses the ability to declare 'not that there's anything wrong with that.'

[robot artist]

i want a "man man" shirt!
big ass comics is my favorite comic book publisher.


Thanx for the kind words, everyone.
Look for the next release from Big Ass Comics - FAILDOZER Comics - coming soon...!

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[Man Man]

Me too!

Man Man, is it true you taught the kids to swim by throwing them in the deep end?

Man Man observed a mother bird pushing its young from the nest to teach them to fly. I simply followed the example that nature provided.

Man Man narrowly avoided child endangerment charges on that misadventure, i assure you, people of ronfez.net.

[Freakshow]

Man Man observed a mother bird pushing its young from the nest to teach them to fly. I simply followed the example that nature provided.

Man Man narrowly avoided child endangerment charges on that misadventure, i assure you, people of ronfez.net.

Man man, able to defeat a judge and jury, armed only with his trusty lawyer.

[ADF]

Man-Man.. able to avoid jurisprudence with the power of technicalities.

[TheMojoPin]

Man-Man! Ruining an awesome comedy pyramid with a single crappy board character.

[Devo37]

Man Man - able to morph from Superhero to bad parent in a mere 4 posts (using only the powers of a man).

[LaBoob]

Man Man - able to clear an entire room just by having someone pull his finger.

[Mullenax]

Man Man, can you come over this weekend and turn ground beef into a delicious meal using only carbon by-products and unquenchable fire?
<p>... only a Man with the powers of a Man can save me.

[Mullenax]

I heard Man-Man is "frenemies" with Bill Brasky, the best damned salesman in the office.

[joethebartender]

Man Man, can you come over this weekend and turn ground beef into a delicious meal using only carbon by-products and unquenchable fire?
<p>... only a Man with the powers of a Man can save me.

I think that you're confusing Man-Man with the NY Times' Bitt-man.

http://www.markbittman.com/images/image06.jpg

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Many years ago when he was merely Boy-Boy he used his keen powers of deduction to discover that Santa, the Easter Bunny and pro wrestling are all fake.

Thus ends another untold tale of Man-Man!

[midwestjeff]

I saw this band while looking at the Coachella lineup.

http://www.myspace.com/wearemanman

Man Man
Hailing from Philadelphia, their musical style has been
described as Viking-vaudeville, Manic Gypsy Jazz.
Man Man is known for their exuberant live performances,
where the band members dress in white outfits and wear war paint.


Apparently, people love Man Man so much that they name their bands after him.

[Mullenax]

ManMan's eyes have never been wet... not even when swimming.<p>
ManMan can deduce minute changes in the Wife's hairstyle.<p>
No one is allowed to eat in the ManMan mobile.<p>
ManMan pities his wayward friend, Girl-Drink Drunk.

[Sheeplovr]

just found out theres a band named man man (http://www.wearemanman.com/) damnit

[TooLowBrow]

just found out theres a band named man man (http://www.wearemanman.com/) damnit

fucking ron stole the name
ron steals everything
one time i met him and he stole my pocket comb

[midwestjeff]

just found out theres a band named man man (http://www.wearemanman.com/) damnit

Did you find out from reading this thread?