Penis theft panic hits city..

[Zorro]

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2319603620080423?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=22&sp=true

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

[FUNKMAN]

http://www.eecg.toronto.edu/~fingas/photos/eva-bday-2003/wiener.jpg

[A.J.]

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

For a black guy maybe.

[LaBoob]

Haha, this must be what happened to an ex of mine

[Freakshow]

Penis theft panic

Did they check Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street?

[Crippler]

Did they check Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street?

Check next to the broken toaster oven!

[Recyclerz]

I didn't know that Don the Hypnotist was doing shows in Kinshasha. I must have missed those plugs on 202. :wink:

[mikeyboy]

Did they check Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street?

well done!

[Furtherman]

Better hire a private dick.

[angrymissy]

I guess I am too late for the Detachable Penis line :(

[Jujubees2]

Just checked. Mine is still there.

[midwestjeff]

Have you seen my wiener?

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:UhT04iML7ItodM:http://bp1.blogger.com/_-rsjhJ_kZsI/RZEqQB3KWUI/AAAAAAAAADA/QlXSDwR3qA8/s400/Mary%2B%26%2BWarren.bmp

[scottinnj]

Just checked. Mine is still there.

But does it work? Here, let me help you out.......Hush Yo' Mouth!

[Kevin]

Unlike the other thread. This one is not misleading at all.

Link (http://www.nypost.com/seven/04232008/news/worldnews/penis_theft_panic_hits_african_city_107774.htm)

KINSHASA - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

"It's real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny," said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station

Comment??

[PapaBear]

What a bunch of little pricks.

[NewYorkDragons80]

As soon as I read "penis theft" and "African city", I knew it was gonna be in Kinshasa. Poor Congolese. If anyone deserves sanity, it's them. I don't thin there's ever been more untapped potential in the history of all humanity.

[A.J.]

This story is poppycock.

[mendyweiss]

It's Hogwash

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow my tired eyes

I thought the title said Atlantic City



Black Magic, can't it be African Magic, everyone is soo racist geez

[Zorro]

wow my tired eyes

I thought the title said Atlantic City



Black Magic, can't it be African Magic, everyone is soo racist geez

No; Atlantic City is where you wake up in a tub of ice missing your kidney...

[FUNKMAN]

some people are really getting the shaft...

[pennington]

Sounds like a cock and bull story to me. However, if this is true, I can see why they'd be upset.

[reillyluck]

I wonder how many rf.netter's have been a victim of this hanus crime.

[A.J.]

I wonder how many rf.netter's have been a victim of this hanus crime.

:bye: