View Full Version : We'll bury it and let them figure it out...
jonyrotn
04-30-2008, 03:18 PM
It seems pretty clear that armageddon is right around the corner...If RonFez.net was to get together and bury a time capsule, what would you put in the box so future generations could see how we lived and carried on as a civilization..
I"ll start...One copy of Planet of the Apes..Just to fuck with their minds..
reillyluck
04-30-2008, 03:37 PM
Print outs of Lord Jezo Threads.
http://www.joeydes.net/graphics/blueboymag.jpg
Foster
04-30-2008, 03:51 PM
I'ld leave a copy of Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I, so they can get up to date on what they missed so far.
Jughead
04-30-2008, 03:54 PM
http://www.cyberium.net/bnguy/tv/spaceballs/tn_spaceballs_!_jpg.jpg
SatCam
04-30-2008, 04:21 PM
A vial of my semen for science
Hottub
04-30-2008, 04:21 PM
Gvac's hat.
something that's been in ESD's ass
a shit stained stars war figurine would have them scratching their heads
SatCam
04-30-2008, 04:29 PM
Roberto.... because he's small
jonyrotn
04-30-2008, 05:10 PM
something that's been in ESD's assHow big do you think this box is gonna be? Plus, how are we gonna get all those tongues from all those priests?
keithy_19
04-30-2008, 05:45 PM
A dildo modeled after Ron Jeremy's dick so they all think we're packing great stuff...
...and a copy of Wu Tang's first album.
Marc with a c
04-30-2008, 06:36 PM
tweezers.
and blowhard
FUNKMAN
04-30-2008, 06:43 PM
a finger with the sweet smell of vagina
let them eat their fucking hearts out
keithy_19
04-30-2008, 07:19 PM
a fleshlight
PapaBear
04-30-2008, 07:35 PM
A Cheech and Chong 8 track tape.
King Hippos Bandaid
04-30-2008, 07:39 PM
an 8 Track Player to play Cheech & Chong
jonyrotn
04-30-2008, 07:47 PM
<p>tweezers.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>and blowhard</p>
<p> </p>
Hahahaha
keithy_19
04-30-2008, 08:26 PM
an 8 Track Player to play Cheech & Chong
A dime to enjoy cheech and chong correctly
A Fez Whatley Posse t-shirt.
Bellyfullasnot
05-01-2008, 02:05 PM
A swiss army knife.
Jughead
05-01-2008, 02:24 PM
A full size conversion van...
mendyweiss
05-01-2008, 04:38 PM
A Cranky Old Lady From Brooklyn, Who Smoked Way Too Many Cigarettes
Melissa the Accountant
05-01-2008, 05:14 PM
I would pick some weird product or device that would be confusing. Earlier someone posted a link to the "Wine Rack (http://www.thisnext.com/item/A6C59265/The-Wine-Rack-secret-bra-flask)" in another thread. I'd pick something bizarre like that. Then later, whoever found it would try to figure out what the significance was of this item. Since, obviously it was important enough to our civilization to make its way into our time capsule, it must have some kind of meaning!
They would think we were really odd. Like the Japanese.
Devo37
05-01-2008, 05:22 PM
a handi-lift chair.
Jubjubs
05-01-2008, 06:12 PM
They should know what we eat.
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4210
...And the dangers of poor photography.
http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4175&size=1
jauble
05-01-2008, 10:19 PM
Ricin...if they cant live with us now, then fuck em.
topless_mike
05-02-2008, 04:27 AM
jonyrotyn. he's small enough to put in the box. besides, they need to know that people around this place do have a sense of humor. he's one funny motherfucker.
jonyrotn
05-02-2008, 05:30 AM
jonyrotyn. he's small enough to put in the box. besides, they need to know that people around this place do have a sense of humor. he's one funny motherfucker.Thanks Mike..I'm happy I make you laugh, but you're wrong about the other stuff..The last time I was burried in a box, the owner of that box was none to happy with my size.. Although, she must of thought I was funny too because see laughed her ass off all night long..
King Hippos Bandaid
05-02-2008, 05:35 AM
Thanks Mike..I'm happy I make you laugh, but you're wrong about the other stuff..The last time I was burried in a box, the owner of that box was none to happy with my size.. Although, she must of thought I was funny too because see laughed her ass off all night long..
the owner was a ventriloquist
EliSnow
05-02-2008, 05:54 AM
A copy of the Holy shit/threesome thread so they can see what happened to douggrasso's dignity.
topless_mike
05-02-2008, 06:01 AM
Thanks Mike..I'm happy I make you laugh, but you're wrong about the other stuff..The last time I was burried in a box, the owner of that box was none to happy with my size.. Although, she must of thought I was funny too because see laughed her ass off all night long..
tee hee hee.
joethebartender
05-02-2008, 06:03 AM
Thanks Mike..I'm happy I make you laugh, but you're wrong about the other stuff..The last time I was burried in a box, the owner of that box was none to happy with my size.. Although, she must of thought I was funny too because see laughed her ass off all night long..
She didn't happen to say "dance monkey! dance!" Did she? We might have dated the same chick.
http://www.grinningplanet.com/3001/spotlight/youtube_ernest-cline-dance-monkey-dance.jpg
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