My Sister Married a Loser

[Mothball]

My sister got married last week to a complete loser. He's out of work, plays video games and has no friends. My sister is smart, attractive and I'm sure she married this bum out of pity. My family can't him him, and I dread this weekends Mother's Day get together. I almost want to smash his face, but I have to hold back and keep peace in the family. Does anyone else deal with assholes in their families?

[Hottub]

I think your sister married my brother in law.
No shit.

Oh wait. Can't be. He's such a loser he can't even get a chick.

[yomudder21]

What families don't have assholes? What planet do I live on?

The only way you should ever care about who your sister marries, is if this guy is going to chop her up. Other then that if she wants to marry some Mario Kart loving douche (by the way I'll be online playing tonight if anyone wants to) then who gives a shit. She is an adult and the WORST/BEST thing that can happen is divorce.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

is Mothball Sheepy

[Team_Ramrod]

I am the asshole of the family

[A.J.]

Does anyone else deal with assholes in their families?

Yes but in my case they were born into the family. They didn't marry in.

[K.C.]

is Mothball Sheepy

:lol:

[ScottFromGA]

I am the asshole of the family

me too....being the asshole RULES.


only issue I have is leaving my kid with the in-laws.

[Freitag]

is Mothball Sheepy

Liz married an a-hole, not a loser. There's a distinct difference. I have personality defects, but I take care of and provide for her.

But please, keep up the jokes at my expense. :thumbdown:

[Freitag]

My sister got married last week to a complete loser. He's out of work, plays video games and has no friends. My sister is smart, attractive and I'm sure she married this bum out of pity. My family can't him him, and I dread this weekends Mother's Day get together. I almost want to smash his face, but I have to hold back and keep peace in the family. Does anyone else deal with assholes in their families?

How long has your sister known him? How long have you known him? How many times do you guys talk? Do you know for a fact he's out of work? Why is he coming to your mother's day deal, doesn't he have a mother of his own?

Lots of questions to ask her. Why didn't your family bring this up BEFORE they got married?

[nate1000]

My sister got married last week to a complete loser. He's out of work, plays video games and has no friends. My sister is smart, attractive and I'm sure she married this bum out of pity. My family can't him him, and I dread this weekends Mother's Day get together. I almost want to smash his face, but I have to hold back and keep peace in the family. Does anyone else deal with assholes in their families?

Oh yeah, well my sister, who had never even seen the inside of a church, married a bible bangin' red stater and is now a god-fearin' Southern Baptist spitting out christian soldiers. I'm looking forward to the snake show.

[grlNIN]

My sister in law tried to save me from the Rapture when i was 17.

She is a piece of shit.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Liz married an a-hole, not a loser. There's a distinct difference. I have personality defects, but I take care of and provide for her.

But please, keep up the jokes at my expense. :thumbdown:


o silly you

I went for the easy one

you do the same

[JPMNICK]

My sister in law tried to save me from the Rapture when i was 17.

She is a piece of shit.

is she still around?

[TheMojoPin]

But please, keep up the jokes at my expense.

You heard the man, folks.

[grlNIN]

is she still around?

Ironically enough, she is now raising the spawn of Satan.

[JPMNICK]

Ironically enough, she is now raising the spawn of Satan.

lucky! i am sure christmas is wonderful!

[Team_Ramrod]

My sister in law tried to save me from the Rapture when i was 17.

She is a piece of shit.

Did you punch her in the c*nt for payback?

By accident of course... I keed, I keed!

[KingGeno]

I am always seeing derelicts with very pretty and delightful women.

Perfect example was this past weekend. Wonderful girl that was camping as part of my camping crew. Just really fun, real pretty, and smart and interesting to talk to. Had her low-life, "trying to act thug", no license, garbage part-time job jackass boyfriend with her.

Never fails, and always happens. Shame.

[TeeBone]

[QUOTE=Mothball;1716214] My family can't him him, and I dread this weekends Mother's Day get together.

Your sister's sibling is a dullard.

[TeeBone]

And so am I

[grlNIN]

lucky! i am sure christmas is wonderful!

I don't talk to the brother that is married to her anymore.

[drjoek]

My sister got married last week to a complete loser. He's out of work, plays video games and has no friends. My sister is smart, attractive and I'm sure she married this bum out of pity. My family can't him him, and I dread this weekends Mother's Day get together. I almost want to smash his face, but I have to hold back and keep peace in the family. Does anyone else deal with assholes in their families?

Where is it written that you have the right to decide who your sister marries? If she is happy that should be enough of an answer for you. Maybe hes hung like Ron Jeremy and that is the defining factor in their relationship

Stay out of it

[Team_Ramrod]

Where is it written that you have the right to decide who your sister marries? If she is happy that should be enough of an answer for you. Maybe hes hung like Ron Jeremy and that is the defining factor in their relationship

Stay out of it

Having a big dick isn't all it's cracked up to be.



Not speaking from experience, of course.

[Midkiff]

Where is it written that you have the right to decide who your sister marries? If she is happy that should be enough of an answer for you. Maybe hes hung like Ron Jeremy and that is the defining factor in their relationship

Stay out of it

That's how I snagged my wife, too.

[DarkHippie]

Having a big dick isn't all it's cracked up to be.



Yes it is

[drjoek]

Yes it is

Some times its almost a burden to be so well hung

[SatCam]

My Sister Married a Loser

Isnt this the name of a Rodgers and Hart musical?

[IMSlacker]

Try not to worry about it so much. My wife married a loser and that turned out ok.

[torker]

Even the losers get lucky sometimes

[Ritalin]

[QUOTE=Mothball;1716214] My family can't him him, and I dread this weekends Mother's Day get together.

Your sister's sibling is a dullard.

And so am I

Chicken

[TeeBone]

[QUOTE=TeeBone;1716552]



Chicken

yes

[Team_Ramrod]

Yes it is

I know; but the deal is to play it low key... there's always someone bigger.

[DarkHippie]

I know; but the deal is to play it low key... there's always someone bigger.

you're right, there are always black guys

[Team_Ramrod]

you're right, there are always black guys

This is true

[DarkHippie]

This is true

they steal all my fat chicks :(

[Justice4all]

Did you punch her in the c*nt for payback?

By accident of course... I keed, I keed!

Pure....comedy...genius!:laugh::clap::lol::clap::l ol::laugh:

[LaBoob]

My sister IS the asshole in her relationship, her husband is a saint. He's annoying... I think he likes to be annoying... it's his way... but he is certainly the likeable one in the relationship.

Sometimes I wonder how long my family will allow this whole mess to go on (my sister yelling at him for EVERY single thing he does)... everyone kind of looks down at their laps when it happens (it happens ALL the time!). I like to look around the room and see if anyone will make eye contact with me. They don't.

I've done my part living with the happy couple for years, tried mediating, tried ratting my sister out to my mother in an attempt to get her to say something to my sister, tried confronting my sister myself, tried screaming at my sister, but now, I'm out... I give up. I'm just enjoying it for its entertainment value now.

[nate1000]

That's how I snagged my wife, too.

Funny, that's how I snagged your wife, too. One good ass-brush and it was on.

[Friday]

One good ass-brush and it was on.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2361/1502404606_8f18f05b8f.jpg?v=0

:unsure:

[Tall_James]

I am always seeing derelicts with very pretty and delightful women.

Perfect example was this past weekend. Wonderful girl that was camping as part of my camping crew. Just really fun, real pretty, and smart and interesting to talk to. Had her low-life, "trying to act thug", no license, garbage part-time job jackass boyfriend with her.

Never fails, and always happens. Shame.

See if their picture is up at this site. (http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/)

[nate1000]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2361/1502404606_8f18f05b8f.jpg?v=0

:unsure:

It's old school, Friday- you brush your junk against your target's ass- if she likes it - it's on. If not you get to spend the night in the clink on sexual assault charges. But, hey, they always have good doughnuts in the morning, so it works out.

[Midkiff]

Funny, that's how I snagged your wife, too. One good ass-brush and it was on.

Hey, watch it, shit-dick!:lol:

[Phil_Nubbs]

My sister got married last week to a complete loser. He's out of work, plays video games and has no friends. My sister is smart, attractive and I'm sure she married this bum out of pity. My family can't him him, and I dread this weekends Mother's Day get together. I almost want to smash his face, but I have to hold back and keep peace in the family. Does anyone else deal with assholes in their families?

I am the asshole in the family. Fuck! :sad:

[watson]

I have a sister who married a loser, then divorced said loser and is now dating an even bigger loser

I just disown her, for being a college educated cougar chasing losers