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K.C.
05-07-2008, 08:35 AM
Did Ronnie park the staircar under the West Wall and Fezzy climb over and make a break yet?

Hope everything's working out so far for our favorite budday.
Furtherman
05-07-2008, 08:39 AM
Fez's roommate is Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
mendyweiss
05-07-2008, 08:45 AM
I Spoke To One Of The Nurse's There. He Said Fez Will Take Off His Snoopy And Linus Slippers From His Cold Dead Feet. I'm Concerned
RhinoinMN
05-07-2008, 09:07 AM
Fez's roommate is Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.

Striking resemblance too.
realmenhatelife
05-07-2008, 09:11 AM
Didn't you hear? It isn't 'Fez' anymore, he will now be known as Yusaf Islam.
smiler grogan
05-07-2008, 09:15 AM
I worked at a Pizza Hut in high school. That piece of worthless info is as relevant as the info I have regarding Fez's stay, which is none.
docgoblin
05-07-2008, 01:21 PM
Didn't you hear? It isn't 'Fez' anymore, he will now be known as Yusaf Islam.

I hope he doesn't stop putting out new material.
Chigworthy
05-07-2008, 01:36 PM
It's a Scientology center.
Goatweed
05-07-2008, 08:54 PM
rest camp!
drucifer
05-08-2008, 01:49 AM
I could take a week of blow-job therapy and still be miserable, but I hope this does Fez some good.

A week away from Dave and Earl, at least.
Bulldogcakes
05-08-2008, 02:52 AM
It's a Scientology center.

Exactly, a nut hut.
Bellyfullasnot
05-08-2008, 05:04 AM
Did sound board Fez go away also?
Tall_James
05-08-2008, 05:14 AM
Be sure he has a good supply of Juicy Fruit gum.
Peas Old
05-08-2008, 05:14 AM
I ran into Ron in Chinatown Tuesday, so he didn't go to Costa Rica. It was my first time meeting Ron and totally random, so I panicked and just told him I love him and the show. Totally forgot to mention Fez, vacation, or Costa Rica. I didn't even tell him he looked like a million bucks! He was totally cool and I was a star struck ass.
KingGeno
05-08-2008, 05:21 AM
Watch Fez come back, and he sounds like Barry White.

What happens if he comes back, and the whole source of his problems are his cat stealing breath from him?

What if it all was an allergic reaction to Earl's head creme?

I'm scared....
Jujubees2
05-08-2008, 05:46 AM
Spoke with Fez yesterday. Says he's having a great time but that he's not crazy, he's a fisherman. He sent me this picture of his new friends.

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/Drama/Drama/OneCheswickMcmurphyChief.jpg
Furtherman
05-08-2008, 05:49 AM
I ran into Ron in Chinatown Tuesday, so he didn't go to Costa Rica. It was my first time meeting Ron and totally random, so I panicked and just told him I love him and the show. Totally forgot to mention Fez, vacation, or Costa Rica. I didn't even tell him he looked like a million bucks! He was totally cool and I was a star struck ass.

I bet he was buying a Moguai.
ralphbxny
05-08-2008, 06:57 AM
I herd Fez is at the head of the cool kids table. He runs the White gang but since he speaks spanish he has the latinos on his side too!
Freakshow
05-08-2008, 06:59 AM
I bet he was buying a Moguai.

Just so he could feed it after midnite? Ron is the best.
EliSnow
05-08-2008, 07:58 AM
I heard a disturbing rumor that one of the doctors was taking him and some other patients to a baseball game, but then the doctor got hurt and is in the hospital, stranding Fez and three others by themselves.
Furtherman
05-08-2008, 08:03 AM
Fez has got everybody looking for the bluebird.
Mike Teacher
05-08-2008, 08:50 AM
He's in a padded cell, straight jacket on, which bums him out, coz his balls really itch.

He may see Paul Reubens apologizing for taking the money or Mike Winslow as Hendrix singing one more song before he gets back into the box.
BlackSpider
05-08-2008, 01:14 PM
He's in a padded cell, straight jacket on, which bums him out, coz his balls really itch.

He may see Paul Reubens apologizing for taking the money or Mike Winslow as Hendrix singing one more song before he gets back into the box.


i just hope he doesn't cash a check for the hamburger dude.
Maybe Timothy Leary will give him the "key"
delgriffith
05-08-2008, 05:38 PM
all i think about is if fez is o.k.....man he's funny.
realmenhatelife
05-08-2008, 05:50 PM
fez had a rough first day when he found out the 'nut hut' was, in fact, not a male strip club
ChrisBrown
05-08-2008, 05:52 PM
fez had a rough first day when he found out the 'nut hut' was, in fact, not a male strip club

Thanks a lot. I am on the computer around my family and I have to tell them why I suddenly broke out laughing.
Rube
05-08-2008, 05:58 PM
I ran into Fez yesterday in Pinellas Park Florida. He's just working on his tan cuz he wants to look good for his June 1st banging with Earl
MagillaGorillaz
05-08-2008, 07:13 PM
This just in from Fez. He was telling me that everything is ok, and that the 12 Monkeys have a lot of big plans in the months ahead.
ralphbxny
05-09-2008, 11:39 AM
fez had a rough first day when he found out the 'nut hut' was, in fact, not a male strip club

:clap::clap::clap:

I have to agree with Mr. Chrisbrown...now our receptionist thinks i'm nuts.
Drunky McBetidont
05-10-2008, 10:07 AM
i bet fez is home by now. i hope he got what he needed. monday's show will be here soon!:clap::thumbup:
Mike Teacher
05-10-2008, 10:43 AM
The great Carnac will now hear the answer...

This just in from Fez.

The question is ...

'What will Earl's ass be saying on June 1st?'
9mileskid
05-10-2008, 11:08 AM
i hope hr was treated for high anxiety
blacknoi
05-10-2008, 12:13 PM
Wonder if Private Pyle went in w/fez?
MagillaGorillaz
05-10-2008, 03:09 PM
The great Carnac will now hear the answer...



The question is ...

'What will Earl's ass be saying on June 1st?'

Hi ooo! You are correct sir!
jlehane3
05-10-2008, 04:43 PM
:clap:2 pillowcases :happy: VOILA :sleep: SLIPPERS !!!! :wink::thumbup:Staples!!! NOW!!!:king::smoke:
Mike Teacher
05-10-2008, 04:57 PM
mmm... juicyfruit
ndr
05-10-2008, 09:38 PM
I've been there and I'm sure Fez will agree...it was delicious!!

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r42/garthnd/nuthut.jpg
PapaBear
05-10-2008, 09:44 PM
I've been there and I'm sure Fez will agree...it was delicious!!

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r42/garthnd/nuthut.jpg
I propose a new board rule. ALL first posts should have photos of places to buy candy and snacks!
marcpsych
05-10-2008, 10:03 PM
I've been there and I'm sure Fez will agree...it was delicious!!

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r42/garthnd/nuthut.jpg

I would love to walk up to the counter and ask, "Do you sell nuts or soft ice cream here?"
PapaBear
05-10-2008, 10:06 PM
I would love to walk up to the counter and ask, "Do you sell nuts or soft ice cream here?"
I would have asked, "Can I have some of your creamy nut fudge?"
Flea_Man
05-10-2008, 10:07 PM
mmm... juicyfruit

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0365.jpg
marcpsych
05-10-2008, 10:20 PM
I would have asked, "Can I have some of your creamy nut fudge?"

:thumbup:

"Excuse me, but musn't a hut have a grass or clay roof of some kind? Also, I appreciate your understated ambience."
Philly Franko
05-10-2008, 10:26 PM
seen Ron in Costa Rica last night...still super Cool. Monday will bring Rain and wind and a new Ron n Fez Show...should be good...Vaca stories and more. Get down to it Boppers...
marcpsych
05-10-2008, 10:35 PM
seen Ron in Costa Rica last night...still super Cool. Monday will bring Rain and wind and a new Ron n Fez Show...should be good...Vaca stories and more. Get down to it Boppers...

I am looking forward to the show as well. I hope Fez is feleing a lot better, although he may still need more time or a longer stay.

Also, I very much enjoy your quote (or actually Duane's quote). I am a huge ABB fan. I hope Gregg is feeling better now, and I look forward to their summer tour (at the PNC Bank Arts Center).

:smile: